THE HITMAN MOVIES - They're So Bad They're Amazing 

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If they really wanted to capture the essence of Hitman, they should have had 47 in a clown costume throwing a labrys at a dictator's head mid speech

I feel like it's worth noting that the official language in Nigeria is actually English. Now, a lot of people there don't necessarily speak it day-to-day, but it's completely reasonable that those guys would at the beginning.

Timothy Olyphant carried that first movie. Even tho 47 should be emotionless Timothy has so much charisma that his version of the character just works

In the first movie, if I'm not mistaken, he killed the real Belicoff at the start. It was Belicoff's body double who organized the hit as a means of taking over. There's a scene later in the film, after 47 kills Belicoff's brother, where we see Belicoff talking to the FSB agent. He goes into detail about the surgical operations needed to become a lookalike. Also, 47 doesn't kill Nika because she sees him in the public square when he's about to shoot her and she doesn't recognize him. Showing that she never witnessed anything, and this was just him being used to cover up loose ends.

Her face tattoo is a major part of their connection. He asks her about it and has a flashback of when he got the bar codes. 47 and the girl had shared trauma. Something about freedom and control over ones own life. And he didnt kill her because she did not react to his presence when she saw him in public. Meaning the agency lied about her being a loose end.

To be honest a British person abroad instigating a conversation in English is probably the most authentic thing about this movie.

Actually the reason he didn't kill her in the beginning is because she stared right at him in the crowd and didn't recognize him, so he knew something was wrong

The scene of him breaking the handcuffs with the sniper is seared into my brain for all eternity. Truly peak filmmaking

I remember watching this movie years back when I was younger, thinking "Wow, I didn't know that Hitman got a movie adaptation", and completely forgetting about it afterwards. I didn't even know that this "film" even gotten a sequel to begin with.

When I was a kid I watched the first one and I loved it! It was the first time in my life that I made a character my entire personality for years to come I just thought agent 47 was the coldest and coolest mf ever bro was standing on business

I think Timmy olyphant was perfect for the role but it just had bad writing I did love the fact he jumps through the window and the kids were playing hitman

14:14 I'm a Bulgarian from Sofia and I remember watching this movie and being like "bruh what's our national theater doing in "Russia"?"

The reason 47 didn't kill the goth girl in the first movie is because he could relate to her because they were both abused as children and forced to have a tattoo on their head. And yeah probably because he liked her a bit.

I laughed so hard in theatres when i realized they'd reused footage from Dark Angel for the barcoded kids training sequences. Particularly as they all had it on the back of their necks (as per DA) and yet they were too cheap to reshoot with proper placement for Hitman

The idea of 47 in a romantic relationship in anyway is weird to me. Theres a cutscene in the first game where a chick kisses him and he shudders. It just makes sense to me that the genetically perfect clone born to kill would have no interest or time in romance. I think these movies would rock if they were just tense action movies where we follow him assassinating targets in the coolest and smoothest way possible :3

I like how the girls backstory is based off violent sexual abuse and being literally trafficked but also the movie finds every possible chance to sexualize her

Wouldn't it be better to say John Wick tried to be 47? This came out 7 years earlier!

The Nigerians speaking English isn't too far fetched because it's the official language (also there are multiple ethnic groups that are native to the country and over 500 different national languages and dialects). It actually is more realistic, I think.

So glad you mentioned Jason Statham, I saw a film where he plays an assassin (though it was a comedy) and he was AMAZING!! He felt almost like an alternate universe 47. They should definitely try again, but more in line with the World of Assassination trilogy this time. More serious and espionage focused, but there's plenty of room for humor (47 loves wordplay, apparently) and action, plus the overarching plot with Providence is already there!

When she said she was sold for 300, she probably meant 300,000 cause it might've sounded weird to be specific with the situation they are in.

Crazy to think they attempted a hit man film twice .😊

Honestly, the movie "The Killer" on netflix is more of a Hitman movie than any of the licensed hitman movies...

Haven't seen the video. But the moment in the first movie where all the agents (AND THE RANDOM INTERPOL AGENT?) pull out 2 katanas from inside their shirt in a mexican standoff situation is the most insane moment in any movie.

*An Agent 47 dark comedy TV series* in the vein of “Barry” and “The Killer” would be the most talked about show on television if done right..

3:20 the forensics team would be able to tell that the explosion originated from inside the victim based on the damage done to the inside his remains, you can see that his upper torso stayed intact so that would mean that either the explosives were inside of him, or that they were strapped to him, and considering that he was taken in by that group of people they would have noticed him strapped with c4 before they brought him into the compound.

A Hitman movie should be made like a slasher movie, with 47 being the antagonist, but one who obviously wins in the end. 47's face should never be shown, and he should be shown walking around in the background of some shots, in disguise. The real voice of 47 should also be used, because that is absolutely necessary💁🏻‍♀️

To be fair, people in foreign countries speaking perfect English is absolutely accurate to the games

I wonder if 47 got himself one of those maps where you scratch the places where you've been...

One of the funniest things about him assassinating the woman in the crowd of people is that I'm pretty sure you'd get the lowest score possible if you did that in the game.

For the first Hitman movie the director was forced by studio interference to add many stupid scene and to change parts of the plot. He refused and has been remplaced and it is noticeable by the camera works differences

I love that you said we might know Zachary quinto from heroes and not the Star Trek movies lol.

Nigerian here and it's not entirely out of the ordinary for Nigerians to speak English. It's our first language.

To me david finchers the killer is exactly what a hitman film should’ve been

Bald white man in a suit and tie, with a barcode tattooed on his neck. Arguably the easiest Hitman in fictional history to spot.

Its a shame David Bateson, the voice actor for 47 in the games is in his 60s, hes got the 47 look going on and maybe 20 years ago wouldve played an excellent live action 47

Absolutely loved the first hitman film, timothy olyphant was interesting & funny. He's also brilliant in I am number 4

The ending song to the first hitman movie slaps

I remember seeing this with my friend in theaters. He ripped ass during one of the silent moments

I like the first movie. It was obviously a way to make a hitman movie in somewhat alternative universe (like the diffrent look of other agents which shouldn't be hard to pull off back then), but it succeded at that. It was hitman enough, it was fun ride, and Timoty Olyphant is a mega chad that actually made this version of a character kinda work, more lighthearted hitman, more reminiscent of new hitman trillogy. That being said i wish there was an amazing Hitman movie but i can't imagine anyone taking the role other than original voice actor. But if it ever happen it has to be "old" Hitman, dark hitman from first few games, even including absolution that while had strange plot points, actually managed to make 47 character even more interesting and fitting.

I am a Nigerian and we do speak English in Nigeria. Its one of the most common languages there, so its not weird that they speak English

The edit at the beginning, caused me to legit think you shaved your head for this. (which means it was either very good or I am an idiot) I was like, "DAMN THE COMMITMENT!"

I watched these, many many times and never understood what was going on. To this day I can't explain the plot to any of these.

y'know, A horror movie with 47 as the monster wouldn't be half bad.

Don't get me wrong, the bullet-proof suits they use in John Wick are stupid, but at least they're somewhat compelling and provide a few laughs as well as provide some tangible plot armour. Having a 'sub-dermal layer of titanium' is just outright lazy writing. That's like a kid saying they have a force-field while roleplay-fighting.

There's a saying in writing "you cant write a character that's smarter than you" and its 100% true. Agent 47 in these movies are a dumb person's IDEA of a smart person and it shows.

19:50 you see, 47 is able to fire at his target around the crowd because they are fake npcs. Committing crimes around the fake npcs don't fail SA :)

In the first movie, when 47 is integrating the "witness", the tattoo on her face jumps from one side to the other in the same scene. It's amazing and I couldn't believe it when I saw it jump. My friend and I rewounded it so many times.

I loved Hitman 1. Bad/Good as Jason Statham in Transporter series! I wished Timothy Olyfant got more action flicks, but only a few years later he got old and skinny really fast 😭

one thing that bothers me these directors have a lot of lore and stuff they can use but they are like he is bald and wears a suit and kills ppl what more do u want

Love your videos Elvis, always making my day ❤

MAD respect for recognizing Bulgaria. I love you so much for this😭

Both of these were written by Skip Woods who would later on went to write the 5th (and worst) Die Hard movie with director John Moore....who directed the 2008 Max Payne movie.

the 'facility' her dad is staying in is the flower dome in gardens by the bay which makes it really funny for me to imagine that the employees and people visiting are just wondering why this old man is always in the flower dome and then is suddenly being chased by a man and a girl through the whole park.

I agree about the silly trope of people speaking English in every country (even more silly if they start with the first sentence in another language and then switch to English), but English is the official language in Nigeria. So, if this is happening there, they'd likely speak English.

so the movie went absolutely in opposite direction than the games ? in the games youre good as dead when your disguise blows and someone sets off the alarm and it becomes a pain to go through the level even with different disguises as different disguises have different detections lol. im happy that atleast the recent triology of hitman concluded with a satisfying ending and a good story overall. 47 was never john wick as he uses his intelligence and mind instead of brute strength even though his reflexes are on par with john wick

For the beginning scenes where they showed 47 as a child, they just re-used footage from the series "Dark angel" which also has people with barcodes, but on the back of their necks. I wonder if you can spot that in this movie, since they should have it on the back of their heads... Loved Dark Angel when I was young and the re-used scenes caught me off guard.

Thank you for making such quality and entertaining videos

Speaking of Jason Statham would love to get an Elvis review on all of the Transporters

When Mika says she was sold for $300, I just always assumed she was implying $300 grand. Which makes way more sense profits wise…plus people, especially in movies/tv, often abbreviate $$ amounts that’re in the hundreds of thousands to just a hundreds amount - $300 = $300,000. Kind of like how people who also say “300 large” are really saying $300,000.

I didn't even think I watched the first movie as a kid! I just remembered the scene with the girl tied up and I thought it was just a weird dream or something from horror, cause my mom likes to watch them. And it was from this movie. I would never thought as I forgot about it and this scene.

Elvis FINALLY covered these movies 😂 I was hoping he would

The badassery Rupert Friend built during his time in Homeland was nowhere to be seen in the Hitman: Agent 47 movie.

I love when you upload Elvis, always looking forward for your next videos. Much Love!

The killer on Netflix is a true hit man adaption

One thing that effected him and stopped him from killing her was her tattoo on her face because he asked why she did it and he can relate because of ya know barcode

I thought Timothy was by far the best Hitman actor. The dude had the perfect persona about him and, for me, he totally sold it.

I enjoyed the first movie! I saw it day 1 in the theater!

3:45 Propably the first time that meme gave me a genuine chuckle. Well played.

Honestly it's not just Agent 47, Jason Statham could play way too many early 2010s video game protagonists Cole MacGrath, Commander Shepard, Niko Bellic, Starkiller, Desmond Miles, that dude from Gears of War, they all look like him

I would love to see a review of the National Treasure movies. My favorite videos of yours are the ones where you go over Nicholas Cage movies.

Well people in Nigeria actually do speak english, its their official language.

Never in my life did I imagine seeing Chantal “Animal Abuser” Sarault in an Elvis video. Is she that much of a lolcow that she’s a meme to the general RU-vid public now? 😭

The first movie deserves credit and it did its best to depict embodiment of hitman!

The Killer from David Fincher is the best Hitman movie we will ever get

The level of detail you go into like with the set destinations and stuff doesn’t border on petty, its illegally migrated miles across that border, and i fucking love it.

Elvis thank you for the code to get the gamersupps sample pack! Ive been wanting to try these forver but it always would cost shipping so thank you once again!

Bro, Nigerias official language IS english. Colonization you know 👀

Agent 47 with hair looks great 😂

This is one of your best videos. I started watching it and I said to myself, "What a fantastic video." Everyone's saying it. One of the best.

Just finished my shift Perfect timing for a late night dinner & bad movies review. Thank u❤

My biggest question is why the fuck they refuse to just cast 47's actual voice actor.

The Killer by Fincher is the best Hitman movie.

Hitman Agent 47 is so much better if you imagine that it's not really Agent 47 (as it's nothing like his character) and that the real Agent 47 appears at the end (as he is properly bald). Also John Smith turns into the Albino assassin. An antagonist from the game Hitman Blood Money.

Criticism for showing Agent 47 as a Super Soldier was wrong tbf, as in the games it is heavily implied that he is a genetic clone of 5 criminal masterminds to be the perfect killing machine. What did differ is that the numbers only meant the nth clone, and had nothing to do with who's better. 47 happened to be the best of the bunch. Also they missed to show his stealth abilities, which makes it feel like a john wick movie more, but yeah... agent 47, even in the games, is technically a much superior assassin to John Wick, but chooses to disguise and kill in silence to avoid as much collateral damage and also to keep his identity hidden.

I'm still of the mind that a correctly established hitman movie would be a horror/thriller with dense action elements. Hitman, if not the main character, needs to be a faceless, terrifying villain. You don't frame the movie with the hitman on the cover. You make a movie completely detached from the hitman series in the public eye, and let the word spread itself with a twist at the end. Literally all you have to do is show one frame of the barcode at the end of the movie and people would go apeshit.

Truly one of the worst feelings ever is being a massive fan of a game, then seeing the live action movie of said game and it being absolutely awful, bombing at the box office so hard they never attempt to make another live action version of the game again.

what a great demonstration of russian architecture and language knowledge from USA person. elvis, you amazed me again! hello from russia

Timothy Olyphant? Oh no, oh no, he looks like a great dane puppy. He emotes way too much. Noooo 😂

Amazon or Apple could easily finance a Hitman tv series based on the Hitman: WoA trilogy. 21 main missions (22 if the ICA facility is included), the sniper missions, Patient Zero etc.

"The Killer" by David Fincher is the best Hitman-movie (in spirit) out there right now.

i like that you’re wrong/don’t understand about so much 😭 it makes this whole video so funny

Genuinely, thank you for this video! It has convinced me that I could be a better director than either of those for these two movies! But really, great video! Highlighting the pros and cons of what these films did right and wrong to the character of Agent 47. At this point I'm convinced that the actual voice actor for Agent 47 could do a better job in live action portraying this subtle and actually intricate character.

i have never heard of these movies before in my life but i watched this entire thing, riveted lol. a testament to how good you are at this, mr. the alien

The book version of The Spy Who Loved Me is actually from the perspective of the love interest. Bond doesn't even show up until a 3rd of the book and he kinda is an antagonist at first. It's pretty interesting, tho you can tell Ian Fleming was an old white guy from the 40s by how he writes this lady lol

Lmao 30 seconds into the vid and the Trump impression has me dying

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Shooting into the ground probably would have been more dangerous. First because of the chance of creating shrapnel either out of the bullet or the material of the sidewalk (I think it's stone or brick, both of which would chip easily enough) or the chance of a ricochet, but secondly because, from a vaguely half remembered Mythbusters episode, falling bullets aren't as dangerous as everyone thinks they are.

I Love Timothy Olyphant Great Actor very Charismatic & Talented, 1 of my Favorite Actors, Love Hitman 2007, A Perfect Getaway, The Crazies Remake, Gone In 60 Seconds, Dreamcatcher 2003, The Girl Next Door 2004, & I Am Number 4 those are my Favorites Of his ❤

O my god I love those senseless movies. I was hoping you'd make a video of it lol love this alien channel 😂