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Mom thinks her daughter is carrying God’s baby PART 2 

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@Starvingmetheartist
@Starvingmetheartist 15 дней назад
"I'm gonna ruin it" excuse me while I steal that
@patriciaharris7172
@patriciaharris7172 15 дней назад
And he said it was such happiness!!😂😂😂😂
@patriciabusch4599
@patriciabusch4599 15 дней назад
​@@patriciaharris7172 I noticed that too!! 😂😂😂
@jessicasimmons3957
@jessicasimmons3957 15 дней назад
Me too 😂😂😂
@naeboogie89
@naeboogie89 14 дней назад
Yes how have I never told any of my docs I’m about to ruin their day with a crazy patient 😮
@Piankhi_the_Greater
@Piankhi_the_Greater 14 дней назад
[Writes that down 📝]
@ambrabridges2161
@ambrabridges2161 4 дня назад
My mom worked in x-ray/ultrasound and they had a young woman come in with abdominal pain, accompanied by her mom. A colleague of my mom's was doing an ultrasound and realized the young woman was in labor and birth was immenient. As the tech is calling for a doctor, the mom is screaming, "MY DAUGHTER IS NOT PREGNANT!" The doctor delivers the baby in the ultrasound room and mom is still insisting the baby isn't her daughter's. The tech, fed up, says, "Well the baby isn't mine," points at the male doctor, "and it's definitely not his so unless you just gave birth, it's your daughter's!"
@Artyfier
@Artyfier 4 дня назад
Heh, nice.
@mimimonster
@mimimonster 3 дня назад
Oh what I would pay to witness something like this
@Pollyanna_x
@Pollyanna_x День назад
My aunt got pregnant at 12 and delivered at 13 years old all while my grandma wasn’t even aware my aunt liked boys yet because my aunt “dressed like a tomboy” and didn’t act like she was into them yet. My aunt knew she was pregnant but no one else did until the night she went into labor. Apparently she was one of those who didn’t show at all, just got wider in the hips and wore baggy clothes. The first time she went up to the hospital, my mom had to get a baby sitter to stay with us kids and go drive my grandma and aunt up that night- doctor didn’t find anything wrong with her and said she had a stomach ache and sent her home. My grandma called my mom back and said it still wasn’t better and she wanted my mom to take them back and my mother said something along the lines of my aunt needed to stop being a little baby, it was just a stomachache 😅🥲 So my grandma called the ambulance. My grandma was also the one that ended up finally asking the doctor if it was possible my aunt was in labor and lo and behold… and then my aunt swore up and down she never had s*x, so everyone at the hospital I guess was calling her Mary.
@larafranke1802
@larafranke1802 День назад
@@Pollyanna_x12 is a very young age to be sexual active 😬
@user-uu6gl9og3y
@user-uu6gl9og3y 15 дней назад
The cold way he said I'm gonna ruin it.
@Ice.muffin
@Ice.muffin 14 дней назад
He secretly enjoys it. I should know lol
@acesinger6092
@acesinger6092 15 дней назад
“My day’s pretty good so far!” *”I’m gonna ruin it”*
@daldorian
@daldorian 15 дней назад
Maury Povich to god: “YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!” God: “🥳🥳🥳”
@tamaraboyer8166
@tamaraboyer8166 14 дней назад
I think won the internet for this day.
@jeffcolar7901
@jeffcolar7901 14 дней назад
God yells, “Not it!”
@strawberry_on_neptune1378
@strawberry_on_neptune1378 14 дней назад
We are all children of God
@teutonicsniper2502
@teutonicsniper2502 13 дней назад
​@@strawberry_on_neptune1378 no
@waroftheworlds2008
@waroftheworlds2008 13 дней назад
I'm going to ruin your day: the father is the father. Take that however you will
@briannadaniellehams
@briannadaniellehams 13 дней назад
A woman from the church I attended as a teenager was absolutely convinced that her daughter had conceived miraculously… like she went to the pastor and announced it to the congregation and everything. None of the adults had the nerve to tell her that her daughter wasn’t “chosen.”
@user-yn4xc8kt3i
@user-yn4xc8kt3i 8 дней назад
And that is why there are churches worshipping Donald trump rn. People need to be able to just be honest and tell these crazy people to sit down and shut up.
@leonardhohrein9924
@leonardhohrein9924 8 дней назад
Try when the responsibility of protecting such a child in the community comes into play. Anyone want a bunch of people fearing they sinned thing get rid of that kid saves them??? 🤔
@marias6583
@marias6583 7 дней назад
Omg how can people be this delusional
@ouroboris
@ouroboris 5 дней назад
She was "chosen" by somebody lol
@rexmacquaidthe3rd
@rexmacquaidthe3rd 2 дня назад
​@@marias6583Delusional because they thought it was gods child or... because they believe in god in the first place? 😂
@ElectrocutedAir
@ElectrocutedAir 6 дней назад
Mother:"This is a child of god!" Doctor: "Wow, thats the 3rd immaculate conception this month. God sure has been busy getting his end away huh?"
@saralaerevu8735
@saralaerevu8735 4 дня назад
This god is greek
@mimimonster
@mimimonster 3 дня назад
Lol
@an0m4ly.13
@an0m4ly.13 3 дня назад
​@@saralaerevu8735 Zeus strikes again
@thearishok2802
@thearishok2802 15 дней назад
I don't know whether to applaud the mom's innocence, or face-palm at her lack of awareness.
@ariisu40
@ariisu40 15 дней назад
It's neither, it's pure denial on the mom's part.
@pisces2569
@pisces2569 15 дней назад
@@ariisu40not denial. It’s delusion
@ariisu40
@ariisu40 15 дней назад
@@pisces2569 little of both. She's in denial about her daughter having sex at her age/outside of marriage so she created a delusion to coop and to hopefully avoid judgement from her peers
@JumpingTuna
@JumpingTuna 15 дней назад
I would just call for a psych consult.
@dr.floridamanphd
@dr.floridamanphd 15 дней назад
That’s called religious delusions.
@Just1Nora
@Just1Nora 15 дней назад
I live in the Bible Belt. I'm sure there's at least one doc around here who's seen this.
@lijohnyoutube101
@lijohnyoutube101 10 дней назад
Oh I think it’s very sadly far more in number. There are some real sad pockets of areas of the US that have become so conservative/religious it’s just cult abuse and a form of mental illness. So many adults truly mentally suffering from such unstable and ignorant upbringings.
@cryochick9044
@cryochick9044 8 дней назад
I read this wrong I basicslly read "theres no doctor who hasn't seen this"
@boat6float
@boat6float 6 дней назад
I'm pretty sure there are doctors all over the place who have heard this.
@kurotsuki7427
@kurotsuki7427 14 дней назад
Right one ultrasound for the daughter and one drug screening and psych eval for the mom.
@millersam07
@millersam07 15 дней назад
Lol that teen is gonna be like "yeah I know she's nuts, but she's gonna kick me out if I tell her the truth, and I really need to be on her insurance, have her provide childcare while I finish HS, and let me live there rent free while I get myself established so I can care for this kid. The second I'm stable me and the baby are out. But please do not ruin this for me!"
@Wyz369
@Wyz369 15 дней назад
Good point🌟
@SandraLugn-nc1rk
@SandraLugn-nc1rk 9 дней назад
Thanks for the explanation. /Swedish person that forgot about everyone not having health-insurance beccose they are legally in the country
@IDrawThings936
@IDrawThings936 9 дней назад
Y'know? That makes sense actually
@millersam07
@millersam07 9 дней назад
​@@IDrawThings936 which is why it's so painful in the follow up skit when the doctor, wanting to prove the mom wrong, tells her the child is very human, and not divinely created. You can see the mom trying to process it all and starting to get angry at the doctor. But in the long term it's the daughter who will have to deal with her. She's 15 and either CPS is getting called bc it's not safe for her to remain in her home, possibly resulting in that baby being taken from her and put into the system too bc she's a teen who can't take care of it. Or the mom kicking her daughter out forcing her into homelessness and the terrible choice of letting her mom take the baby if she'll allow baby to stay but not her. That doctor completely destroyed that teen and baby's life all bc he wanted to prove the crazy mom wrong.
@hannahstraining7476
@hannahstraining7476 8 дней назад
@@millersam07 Okey dokey. You got a tad bit carried away here, didn't ya?
@lindaaasgaard144
@lindaaasgaard144 15 дней назад
I'm hoping for a Part 3.
@Wawagirl17
@Wawagirl17 15 дней назад
There better be a 3rd part, I can't get enough of this little miracle story.
@floridaboz1
@floridaboz1 15 дней назад
yes
@elizabetha2601
@elizabetha2601 14 дней назад
@@Wawagirl17yes!
@cassiyseaforth149
@cassiyseaforth149 13 дней назад
Hahaha
@carolbaar8665
@carolbaar8665 13 дней назад
Absolutely a part 3 is needed!
@JasonB808
@JasonB808 15 дней назад
Scare the mom by telling her it’s not Gods child but the “Devil’s” child. Her daughter will then say = No! His name is Devin from art class. 😂
@chelseafeagans2670
@chelseafeagans2670 15 дней назад
🤣🤣 I can just picture this!! 🤣
@aenithharper2417
@aenithharper2417 15 дней назад
Sadly a joke like thay might put the child or the teen's life at risk.
@oscillis
@oscillis 15 дней назад
@@aenithharper2417 Very.
@1steelcobra
@1steelcobra 14 дней назад
There's a pretty good sketch about a guy who summons a Devon: Crapshots - The summoning.
@ionatraylure8353
@ionatraylure8353 14 дней назад
Rosemary's baby
@blobbob4617
@blobbob4617 4 дня назад
Aint no way god be going to prison brooo 😭😭💀💀
@user-us9wu1xk1z
@user-us9wu1xk1z 15 дней назад
Psych consult for the mom.
@SASHAX74
@SASHAX74 15 дней назад
If I had a dollar for every time I asked someone at work how their day was and then had to ruin their mood, I'd be a rich bitch.
@user-yt4sq9jl4z
@user-yt4sq9jl4z 15 дней назад
Part 2
@nurillahamalia9662
@nurillahamalia9662 14 дней назад
I really like the way he asked "how's your day?" before saying "I'm gonna ruin it" 😂
@cahlinbuccola6253
@cahlinbuccola6253 6 дней назад
I'm gonna ruin it got me 😂
@Athandatu
@Athandatu 14 дней назад
“I’m gonna ruin it” 😂 Can’t wait for part 3
@mackenziej8980
@mackenziej8980 15 дней назад
It’s giving that one girl on doctor phill
@MsBluebot
@MsBluebot 14 дней назад
I remember that girl I don’t remember if she got the help that she needed though
@perhaps82
@perhaps82 13 дней назад
Yeah, whether I was loopy or not thinking my child was a Virgin with a baby inside their belly.I still wouldn't leave my child LOL.
@user-xx9fq3eo6q
@user-xx9fq3eo6q 15 дней назад
We're in desperate need of part 3😮❗❗❗
@MoraleOfficerGran
@MoraleOfficerGran 14 дней назад
And the physic ward for the Mom😂😂😂😂😂
@laris2328
@laris2328 15 дней назад
The part 3 should be the ultrasound. As mom comes in, screaming of course, they get her quieted down by saying "Look at the screen and see the baby". She oohs and ahhs and says "isn't granny's baby cute". At that moment, the baby gives granny the middle finger. That's what happened years ago at work. The US techs printed out copies of that US and hung it up on the door for years. We all laughed. But granny was yelling at her daughter about how she was so embarrassed. The daughter/pregnant woman was laughing so hard that she peed her pants. We tried to get her to change into scrub pants, but she sed that she was just going straight home now. That granny was a real Karen.
@imaginam3835
@imaginam3835 14 дней назад
Ooooof that will be really interesting
@fiberpoet6250
@fiberpoet6250 День назад
Ohhh yess it’s the daughter’s fault the baby is flipping her off before the baby even born Ohh lort Runnn girl
@CLBathory
@CLBathory 15 дней назад
'I'm gonna ruin it' lol.. I did that to a few doc's when I had to go to the ER after a traumatic fall. No memory of the day, and I switched back to my native language which threw everyone for a loop.. Spanish and I'm almost Irish ginger LOL
@fli_grl8p278
@fli_grl8p278 14 дней назад
Mary really did take the only chance of that excuse ever working😂😂
@That.Lady.withtheYarn
@That.Lady.withtheYarn 11 дней назад
And by the time Christianity used that excuse it was already an old one lol
@SillySunday0
@SillySunday0 14 дней назад
See if the ultrasound shows a fucking halo
@laurad1487
@laurad1487 15 дней назад
Showing up at the hospital because there's no room at this inn, and not a stable or donkey to be found in the city
@jonasholm-mw5bn
@jonasholm-mw5bn 15 дней назад
If just the mom in that other short was so willing to leave her kid with the doctor
@le_skzafim
@le_skzafim 3 дня назад
I mean technically according to Christians we’re all gods children
@sarahmoney5470
@sarahmoney5470 14 дней назад
"Pretty good so far" "Im gonna ruin it :) " Is like the shared experience of anyome whos job involves working with the public 😭😂
@shelleyberry378
@shelleyberry378 15 дней назад
I hope the Vatican is aware of this.
@Suraya-eo6sp
@Suraya-eo6sp 7 дней назад
If I ever become a doctor I will NEVER work in the ER💀💀💀
@MargaretCutt-um8iq
@MargaretCutt-um8iq 15 дней назад
"I'm gonna ruin it". yup.
@Tsakeli
@Tsakeli 15 дней назад
Betting she's not pregnant and it's another condition instead
@OmniscientWarrior
@OmniscientWarrior 11 дней назад
Like PCOS or premature menopause. But what if a little of column a and b, molar pregnancy?
@zuzkaneubauerova215
@zuzkaneubauerova215 15 дней назад
We need part 3!
@raquelm8078
@raquelm8078 14 дней назад
I need part 3 😭🤣 I'm invested
@01denese
@01denese 15 дней назад
Imma need a Part 3 on this
@pritammondal8892
@pritammondal8892 6 дней назад
Oh so this the " i am a woman of god " karen
@jessicawild8753
@jessicawild8753 15 дней назад
Waiting with bated breath for part three
@stephenatwood241
@stephenatwood241 15 дней назад
How easy would it be to get the mother an emergency psych consultation and possible psychiatric hold?
@kaylees735
@kaylees735 15 дней назад
She’s not a danger to herself or others so impossible. It would be incredibly wrong to hold her.
@ashhole03
@ashhole03 15 дней назад
​@@kaylees735Maybe not a hold, but she should definitely get a consultation. There's something wrong with her.
@jamesjustjamesclgames6574
@jamesjustjamesclgames6574 15 дней назад
​@@ashhole03diagnosis crazy Cristian
@curseynursey
@curseynursey 14 дней назад
​@ashhole03 the only thing wrong with her is denial lol some parents are swimming in it.
@Framokamc
@Framokamc 14 дней назад
Very difficult since she would say they think she's crazy and leave
@hapax-si2fd
@hapax-si2fd 8 дней назад
That first "oh" was great😂😂😂
@Gothmom1313
@Gothmom1313 14 дней назад
"I'm going to ruin it" I'm dead 😆😆😆
@Emeraldwitch30
@Emeraldwitch30 15 дней назад
I can't wait for the rest of the parts ❤
@katherinethomas2468
@katherinethomas2468 14 дней назад
😂😂 You didn't disappoint. Can't wait for part 3!!!!!
@user-nm5oz1ql9r
@user-nm5oz1ql9r 6 дней назад
Ok soooo… who knocked u up
@Shopgirl1
@Shopgirl1 15 дней назад
We need a part three on this video..definitely
@vickykitty9492
@vickykitty9492 14 дней назад
“She is carrying the child of God in her uterus!” “I’m sure she is. After all, everyone is a child of God in His eyes.”
@core17
@core17 13 дней назад
"I'm gonna ruin it" was so perfectly delivered!😂
@elenabloksberg212
@elenabloksberg212 13 дней назад
"Heyyy lady, how about i show you the hospital worship space? Since youll have your statue in there soon
@erikagough683
@erikagough683 14 дней назад
Love how they didn't ask the patient if that's what she wanted.
@user-yv9vw6gq8c
@user-yv9vw6gq8c 7 дней назад
Mom needs a mental health hospitalization
@tommiegirl2441
@tommiegirl2441 13 дней назад
"I'm gonna ruin it." Heeeee! I'm using that, even though I know damn well it'll never be as funny coming from me as it is right here. It's all in the delivery, and Steven nailed it as the smart-ass Rich - and as the knowledgeable doc, too. Most excellent and perfect!
@chandanasri7404
@chandanasri7404 15 дней назад
I REALLY want to see the mom’s reaction that her daughters not pregnant, and there’s no such thing as “God’s Baby”
@kaylees735
@kaylees735 15 дней назад
I do think the daughter is actually pregnant though
@user-yl8ix5lb6j
@user-yl8ix5lb6j 14 дней назад
Technically we are all children of god so when we were babies we were all "God's baby"
@chandanasri7404
@chandanasri7404 14 дней назад
@@user-yl8ix5lb6j I never thought of it like that! I guess it is true
@user-re6vo2qh8n
@user-re6vo2qh8n 14 дней назад
Only those mother's know how many Gods child is running around in this world
@ChipsNotCrisps2
@ChipsNotCrisps2 9 дней назад
All fun and games until 3 wise men come into the hospital on horseback.
@marissa_____
@marissa_____ 15 дней назад
Please post a PART 3!
@landonpoland5092
@landonpoland5092 8 дней назад
That dads name is definitely like John or something not Jesus good lady
@gustavonomegrande
@gustavonomegrande 8 дней назад
I work on a Registry Office, if God is the parent, HE BETTER APPEAR HERE WITH PROPER DOCUMENTATION.
@Goth237
@Goth237 13 дней назад
Need part 3 please. These are amazing.
@thatonefoxxy
@thatonefoxxy 14 дней назад
"You, god, are in fact not the father." God: "OMFG IMMA THROW A GOD DAMN PARTY 🥳🥳🥳🥳"
@emryswilliams9190
@emryswilliams9190 8 дней назад
Dang, mom coped with heresy
@RedzLuvv
@RedzLuvv 7 дней назад
This is legit Jane the virgin
@fenixleber373
@fenixleber373 14 дней назад
You are hilarious. I can’t wait to finally finish and be an RN ❤
@kapirk2244
@kapirk2244 14 дней назад
Ok, I’m ready for Pt. 3, this is gotta be good! Don’t leave me hanging!
@Imjusta_randomviewer
@Imjusta_randomviewer 15 дней назад
*this isn't just any baby she s carrying * One of the stupidest things I have ever heard💀
@Ashholey
@Ashholey 8 дней назад
I like how you put on a pair of eyeglasses that match a headband and subtly change your voice...I instantly believe you are a crazy lady lol
@its_not_megan
@its_not_megan 14 дней назад
“there is no and if.. i am pregnant.. and it is jesus”
@user-ys9ts1em3w
@user-ys9ts1em3w 12 дней назад
This deserves a standing ovation.
@Jaxomh
@Jaxomh 15 дней назад
What great teamwork!
@nikig2891
@nikig2891 12 дней назад
Hope the father has insurance.
@Crazy-Chicken-Media
@Crazy-Chicken-Media 8 дней назад
as a father to a daughter, I know it's eventually going to happen. But my dad brain says "it" is never going to happen... being a father sucks....
@hannarose96
@hannarose96 15 дней назад
I took a double take at "Dr. Molina" My guy was that on purpose because thats also my health insurance???
@sharongammell4111
@sharongammell4111 10 дней назад
Your comic timing is golden. Love your content and wish you all the best in your career in stand-up and acting.
@nightdweller6446
@nightdweller6446 11 дней назад
This happens more than anyone would think. The delulu is strong out there
@moonchild_924
@moonchild_924 12 дней назад
I love how it always sounds like mcdonalds at the end of his videos
@gothic_ace2037
@gothic_ace2037 9 дней назад
"Congrats, it's cancer"
@mpumy
@mpumy 15 дней назад
It would be so funny to find out that the father is actually Godfrey 😂😂😂anway i am invested now i wanna know if mother Maria was really pregnant or mom is delusional 😂
@mischarowe
@mischarowe 12 дней назад
That mother/soon-to-be-grandmother is nuts.
@rebeccawalker5424
@rebeccawalker5424 13 дней назад
You play Karen’s too well xD
@demonessgirl5959
@demonessgirl5959 10 дней назад
I can hear my dementia residents asking why I can’t just bring the paperwork’s to them there~ 😂
@Allantitan
@Allantitan 10 дней назад
When you think that the nurse is just messing with you but their not 😂
@MichaelMiller-bs3tz
@MichaelMiller-bs3tz 8 дней назад
During the ultrasound the doctor sees the baby has horns.
@jacquelinecallejas1390
@jacquelinecallejas1390 15 дней назад
They would do a pregnancy test first before an ultrasound.
@mariewraight4969
@mariewraight4969 15 дней назад
I think if she was showing they might just skip to the ultrasound. It would be a waste of time doing a pregnancy test if she clearly looked pregnant
@JasonB808
@JasonB808 15 дней назад
Baby bump exists. This naive person ….
@IanHobday
@IanHobday 15 дней назад
Not if she's showing.
@annaku_lickalicious
@annaku_lickalicious 15 дней назад
​@mariewraight4969 oh, fat bellies look like pregnancy sometimes.
@crystaldragon8211
@crystaldragon8211 11 дней назад
"I'm gonna ruin it" sent me. 🤣🤣🤣
@kaitlinwhite4918
@kaitlinwhite4918 12 дней назад
Lol on behalf of the daughter THANK YOU 😮‍💨
@loopedlola
@loopedlola 15 дней назад
One of the reasons I’m never working a job dealing with customers, or patients in this important industry😭.
@alyssalambeth7561
@alyssalambeth7561 4 дня назад
Your coming to Hoover ahhhhh
@BeaB1895
@BeaB1895 11 дней назад
"I'm gonna ruin it" Fantastic.
@whytheflick
@whytheflick 8 дней назад
Man, I was waiting for the punchline there was no baby.
@JessBisme123
@JessBisme123 11 дней назад
"whoa, God's baby sure does look a lot like the neighbor boy." "well the neighbor boy is named Jesus..."
@conniehannah5353
@conniehannah5353 12 дней назад
😂😂" I'm gonna ruin it"😂😂
@jenniferd264
@jenniferd264 9 дней назад
Just wait till god refuses to pay child support 😂
@ilch8295
@ilch8295 10 дней назад
never fails to make me laugh and sometimes wince its so insightful. that said, his expressions are delightful.
@jojokeane
@jojokeane 12 дней назад
Dr. Melena? Dr. Black, Tarry Stool? 😂😂😂
@ZjaranyElmo
@ZjaranyElmo 9 дней назад
imagine that while picking a name theyll named it "jesus jr."
@amisenho13
@amisenho13 10 дней назад
These moms out here really competing for America’s Next Top Prophet
@Ariesmun
@Ariesmun 15 дней назад
Plot's thickening 🤭 Also is Dr. Molina a new character? Or did I miss some shorts?
@koryhawkins1499
@koryhawkins1499 14 дней назад
Can't wait for part 3!
@afaithg30
@afaithg30 11 дней назад
I would’ve looked at that mother and been like well, technically ma’am, we are all children of God
@user-jx6hr9wu6b
@user-jx6hr9wu6b 3 дня назад
Oh my God
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