My dad grounded me one time because their was a CRUMB like a piece of a goldfish on the ground I’m not joking 💀 it wasn't even mine it was his 😭 Edit guys im okay hes not abusing hes nice he was in the military and was traveling a lot back then so he was tired all the time and stuff but im okay and my dad is super nice now
Why don’t they ever use logic it’s literally the key to winning an argument. It’s like they know they started the argument and they don’t wanna finish it.
He wouldn’t have to use logic if she wasn’t making no sense! Literally when my parents are sibling say the most stupidest thing I use logic every time and then they apologize instead of trying to whoop me
I think Simon's mom hates Margaret (Simon's uncle's wife) because she is actually nice and complements Simon when he had his room clean with just one sock on the floor while Simon's mom hates Simon and is a really terrible mom as we can see in many skits
Moms be like:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 One atom of dust = death penalty Breathing = belting Blinking = Yelling as loud as an supernova Late for 1 nanosecond = puts my head in the boiler pot Thinks = shoots a rifle at my head Drops 1 nanoliter of water = burns me Looking outside = sending me to space far away from earth Sleeps 1 nanosecond late = send me a nuke from kim jong un Stinks for 1 nanosecond = burns me with a flamethrower Leaves a carpet 359.9° tilted = brings a coffin and forces me to go in to get buried Comes home 1 nanosecond late = sends me to the core of earth Leaves a single lego on the floor = forces me to stand on a lego floor for 2000 years Cat meows once = puts me in a box in the pacific ocean for 50 days straight Kills an ant = sends me to Phoenix A Accidentaly talks back to her = Turns me into an orphan Dosent water the plant for 1 second = destroys the house Left a leaf on a floor = burns the tree of eden Leaves a trash = calls an assasin to kill him
