Things Moms Always Say

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@shanelangan8964 5 месяцев назад

3:32 "HOW DARE.. you use..LOGIC." 5:10 "And in 3..2..1." "SIMON!!" 5:43 "I SAID STOP!!" *catches belt* "😧.."

@LEAF-er Месяц назад

Lol

@jaydenbridgescomedy Месяц назад

Simon, here's le Universes and your Age Other Universe in 4/6/2020: age of Simon: 18-20 Our Universe in 1/2/2023 - le age of Simon: 15

@XFlight2010 5 месяцев назад

5:11 Heck he even predicted it 😂

@CubeTasti 5 месяцев назад

Bro knows his mother too much

@imakindlollipop 5 месяцев назад

lol 😂

@ShontezMoore 4 месяца назад

2 disrespect

@RebelOfficial69 3 месяца назад

Because they are the same person

@DaRarePixolotl 2 месяца назад

@@RebelOfficial69 r/woosh

@manfredvillacorte 5 месяцев назад

1:08 my favorite"Because I Said So" itx because it has no logic

@Glitchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 5 месяцев назад

Grandma walks in

@JavierSeveriano808 5 месяцев назад

HOW DARE YOU USE LOGIC!!

@Dogdayhimself 3 месяца назад

нι😊

@suebeelee 5 дней назад

Man I hate whenever my mom says that it's fax in reality that this phrase is just brainrot

@sketch_central 5 месяцев назад

3:36 the “how dare you use LOGIC” got me rolling 😂😂😂

@Gdf_Gdf2000 5 месяцев назад

this is a sign that mothers are the enemies of logic

@Error_33341 3 месяца назад

3:35

2 месяца назад

Same bro

@Rydervr813 2 месяца назад

3:32

@ツツツツツツツツツツツツツツツツツツ 5 месяцев назад

The fact that the thumbnail is a wise quote from literally every parent and school teacher lol 😂

@Elementalmarkertheidiot 5 месяцев назад

Yeah literally

@Iamsergio10 5 месяцев назад

This is why I hate my life

@DungeonsPlayer2312 4 месяца назад

@@Iamsergio10 tf

@BryanZuniga-xk4ye 5 месяцев назад

5:05 Mrs. Brea: “Oh my God, Again?!” Me: “What do you mean ‘Again’?”

@gobyoundy1871 5 месяцев назад

it be like 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

@goldosprey 5 месяцев назад

....man the other skits must have the CPS on speedial

@misterking8989 5 месяцев назад

Right. How many times has it happened

@Rachi-Uxie 2 месяца назад

Wait... this happened more than once?

@JurrasicJokes-Skits 5 месяцев назад

“NUH UH” Mrs. Brea said calmly.

@RepublicofYapanesegirl 5 месяцев назад

-random quote people made for no reason

@ionescucatalina3612 5 месяцев назад

Me to Mrs brea: "GET OUT" Me saying it calmly

@King_Mike_X 5 месяцев назад

5:02 Simon: I called CPS the minute you walked in they heard the whole thing. Simon's Mom: OMG AGAIN!!

@Kerxc. 3 месяца назад

AGAIN?????😂😂😂😂

@thecubeisalie413 2 месяца назад

again.

@daleiahwallaceM 2 месяца назад

What do you mean AGAIN?!?!?!

@JamesCheng13SMCS 5 месяцев назад

“I don’t’ wanna hear your failure” is crazy 😶

@YoshYosh-c2f 5 месяцев назад

“Is every skit gonna start like this?”

@MrNoemi877 5 месяцев назад

6:14 "HUH!? BELTS!?" got simon dead bruh..

@justenoughrandomness8989 5 месяцев назад

the plural part is missing

@DrDrxgon 5 месяцев назад

I swear they always say "pause the game" when it's online but they never say that when it's a single player game

@Bluebarryvr599 5 месяцев назад

@GeomyDashan 2 месяца назад

I play offline video games, so it's ok with me like lol

@DrDrxgon 2 месяца назад

@@GeomyDashan lol

@MythjuleDragons 5 месяцев назад

I can confirm that this is what parents say all the time except the “I brought you into this world and I can take you out” and instead of catching the belt it’s “interrupting a lecture” 💀

@aninternetnpc7759 5 месяцев назад

"HE CAN'T CATCH ALL OF OUR BELTS" made me laugh to death 😭😭💀💀

@RendumLiptang 4 месяца назад

"How dare... you use... LOGIC" average Simon's mother

@bobbydenney8368 4 месяца назад

Put her in jail for crying out loud

@deanmachine5749 Месяц назад

2:10 “If you DON’T do your brother’s laundry, then the CHANCLA is gonna PAY your CHEEKS A VISIT.” 💀💀💀💀💀

@MyBlox1254 5 месяцев назад

YO THE PART WHERE ALL OF THEM WERE HITTING SIMON WITH BELTS GOT ME DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JimblobkYT 5 месяцев назад

This is my mom when I ask why I have to do the dishes. Mom: BECAUSE I SAID SO! She can’t even make a reason.

@Analisa_Afto 5 месяцев назад

Fr fr😂😂😂

@sonicmace12 5 месяцев назад

Same my mom say that to

@DarinPhan-i5q 5 месяцев назад

I said so is not a reason

@Nikolaixx3815 5 месяцев назад

WAIT 15 HOURS AGO THIS WAS 42 MINUTES AGO THE VIDRO WAS 42 MINUTES AGO WHAT

@TechnostudsYT 5 месяцев назад

Real.

@ExplodedJelly9 5 месяцев назад

3:55 “Greg and Jalisa were spotted doing-“ “I DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT!!” Wait, let the man cook

@NickMakc 5 месяцев назад

She did not let the man cook will let him cook. well let that guy cook

@Ulmy2ndchannel 5 месяцев назад

doing… what? 🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸

@spiceloverguy 5 месяцев назад

LET HIM COOK

@pikachuthebananasplit9061 5 месяцев назад

@@Ulmy2ndchannelI think it’s actually almost obvious

@Fishingnerds225 5 месяцев назад

Doing homework

@AimYTOfficial 5 месяцев назад

Greg and Jalisa were spotted doing WHAT!!!!

@MysteriousNinja-fx4ic 5 месяцев назад

I want to know too

@jasonzawtun Месяц назад

If any mothers say like that, they're EVIL and deserved to go to jail.

@MissMi9635 5 месяцев назад

5:53 Her face😂😂😂

@Baconater1234 5 месяцев назад

“SIIIIMAAAAAANN!!” Always gets me bro🤣😂

@thanhtamnguyenthi7073 5 месяцев назад

SAIMEN

@1234thecreator 5 месяцев назад

0:07 the fact that tetris is a singleplayer pauseable game is crazy

@upchessbyabzolute Месяц назад

but what if he was playing in a tournament where you get disqualified for pausing

@bunayogaming_q2841 5 месяцев назад

5:46 oh he’s cooked.

@F1Master13 5 месяцев назад

The best part

@EthicalTopicAccess_EXE 2 месяца назад

He finally stood up for himself

@WitheredFreddyEditz274 5 месяцев назад

"Top 5 reasons simon brea's the worst youtuber ever." 💀 2:25

@Donteatbananaguymate 5 месяцев назад

1.becuz i said so! 2.becuz i said so! 3.becuz i said so! 4.becuz i said so! 5.becuz i said so!

@Tandy_Hearts 5 месяцев назад

@@Donteatbananaguymate 🤣

@xanders_Plush_Show 4 месяца назад

ToP 5 rEaSoNs WhY sImOn BrEa Is ThE wOrSt YoUtUbEr

@GUMBALLTHECOOLESTCAT Месяц назад

SIMON

@x4tordgaming324 17 дней назад

he is the best youtuber poopheads

@Salome-up1sf 5 месяцев назад

6:22 we need a part 2 he gotta get his revenge

@Sanatani_sam-p2k 5 месяцев назад

Yea he was just innocent and the mom is the evilest in his videos dad and principal are more good for him and her friends are feminist AF

@Thedinosaurkidofficial Месяц назад

@FnaFan-tv9yu 28 дней назад

“I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT!” man that gotta be super illegal 💀

@TheShiningEnergy 13 дней назад

Yeah, she'd (or, he'd, in this case) go to jail for murder.

@estermiguel6860 5 месяцев назад

Things moms always say “BECAUSE I SAID SO!” “CLEAN IT UP!” “Failure.”

@troller3365 5 месяцев назад

And don’t forget when they blame everything on your phone

@estermiguel6860 5 месяцев назад

Yeah lol

@TheeproartistAB 5 месяцев назад

Yea like I had a headache and wasn’t even on my phone and my mom blamed it on my phone

@Minosprime69420 5 месяцев назад

i caught both of my mom's slippers mid-flight and mid-melee swing. i am now the most respected being in this house.

@clemildasoares3869 5 месяцев назад

Bro mrs. Brea is so such a bully and strict so badly😢😢😢

@richardosborne8037 5 месяцев назад

Yeah she definitely needs therapy. But I get the feeling it’s not going to end well for the therapist

@ZandrielDreemurr-HTJZ 5 месяцев назад

That one kid: Why won't you ADOPT ME???

@Purplegaming12-99 5 месяцев назад

the mom thats adopting a kid: because i said so!

@ZandrielDreemurr-HTJZ 5 месяцев назад

@@Purplegaming12-99 Kid: Then why are you a MONSTER?!?!

@468ooooooooooooooooooooooo 5 месяцев назад

@ZandrielDreemurr-HTJZ the literal mum: CUZ I SAID SUU WOULD U LIKE ME TO SAY IT AGAIN?!?

@Judened 5 месяцев назад

That was in a stupid Dhar mann vid and they wouldnt adopt the kid cause he was black and the couple was white

@damienoplayzyt 5 месяцев назад

IHY Luigi: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

@elivang5000 5 месяцев назад

Mom literally said “If you won’t do it I’ll do it myself.”

@ChairsGoBrrr79 5 месяцев назад

"BECAZ EYE SAYD SO"

@LucyPlays944 5 месяцев назад

5:05 “ OMG, AGAIN?”

@Reyray3D 5 месяцев назад

This is just what I needed XD Thank you Simon for making my day.............

@Greenworkshop812 5 месяцев назад

I wonder if simon is gonna have a villian arc

@TabiSovietxYuriMyers2023 5 месяцев назад

It wouldn't surprise me

@ToxicTurtle421 5 месяцев назад

i love it when i open notifications on youtube and i see that Simon Brea posted

@Stenie2 5 месяцев назад

"HOW DARE YOU USE LOGIC!" LOL Well Done! Great vid

@lionshaun1135 4 месяца назад

4:39 EXACTLY. JESUS CHRIST WOMEN

@bobbydenney8368 4 месяца назад

Put this woman in jail already

@AmandaEguabor-zr1fz 5 месяцев назад

Last scene got me rolling like a burrito 😂😂😂😂😂

@TabiSovietxYuriMyers2023 5 месяцев назад

Your videos and shorts are absolutely AMAZING! Every single one of them makes me smile. I can't wait to see this as a video title: "Simon vs Simon's mom: The Last Straw" where Simon finally snaps and fights his mom and WINS

@Romongcrite 5 месяцев назад

5:36 F WORD IN SUBTITLES 😮

@RebelOfficial69 3 месяца назад

Fck

@shariewing6715 2 месяца назад

Where

@Saturnlordaviation 2 месяца назад

oh i saw it

@Damaris-s8z Месяц назад

Saw it

@Adilenea14 Месяц назад

You mean 5:37 ?

@Lalito123Medina2 5 месяцев назад

GO AHEAD TELL ME goes soo hard

@TheJumpyShow 5 месяцев назад

I’m so ready from this Simon video🎉🎉🎉

@MobileSTB 5 месяцев назад

Moms and Dads be like: bcauze i sed suw Edit No.1 tysm 4 27 haven't had this many likes Edit No.2 tysm for 30 my like goal is 100

@TheTrueLime1 5 месяцев назад

HOW

@MobileSTB 5 месяцев назад

@@TheTrueLime1 bruh

@TheTrueLime1 5 месяцев назад

@@MobileSTB its said that the video was posted 10 mins ago on my side

@TheTrueLime1 5 месяцев назад

@@MobileSTB but the comment was ten hours ago

@TheTrueLime1 5 месяцев назад

@@MobileSTB 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

@Elementalmarkertheidiot 5 месяцев назад

I have to wait 6 hours tho💀

@468ooooooooooooooooooooooo 5 месяцев назад

Same

@Dilbot447 5 месяцев назад

Mrs Brea iconic saying “SIMON!”

@ClassicSpeddy 5 месяцев назад

Who loves simon?

@memer9880 5 месяцев назад

Me!

@GiganZilla2004 5 месяцев назад

His the W

@LegosWithLouis 5 месяцев назад

Well not romantically

@Arman-k8p 5 месяцев назад

The goat

@darkfortune9755 5 месяцев назад

@Sixfigure101 5 месяцев назад

The “did you just hit me” move is so powerful bro

@softball_el07 2 месяца назад

6:01 the way she said hEy gIrLiE hOw YoU bEeN??????

@Jdmcworldplus13 4 месяца назад

The CPS would be having a field day when they watch Simon’s videos😂

@FAZEXXX361 5 месяцев назад

The way he said stop 😂😂😂😂😂

@ThePCmanYT Месяц назад

"Cuz I said so" was so true 😭😭😭

@Itsgamingtime11-co5kp 5 месяцев назад

Me: mom why ? Mom : BECAUSE I SAID SO

@Kingdogegaming191 5 месяцев назад

Fax

@thegyagishowfan 5 месяцев назад

I appreciate the fact that you’re posting more often. Thank you for making our days bro.

@Logan_plays2 Месяц назад

4:58 I called cps Lol😂😂😂😂

@Mad-Bacon 5 месяцев назад

"is every scenario gonna start like this" had me dying of laughter fr tho 😂💀

@BuilderStudios-z3m 5 месяцев назад

She broke the laws of gaming 😶😶😶 0:51

@catherinecurelley3616 5 месяцев назад

She cussed and been racist because online game can never pause by its own.

@Ybry89 2 месяца назад

2:25 😂 Bro roasting himself for the purpose of the video

@Tv_head123 5 месяцев назад

My mom 👩: bcauze i sed su 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@funstar4449 Месяц назад

1:40 the way he said "because i said so" is so funny. 😂

@PlayOurGamesHorrorGames 5 месяцев назад

1:40 Because I Said So

@Hoodie0.0 Месяц назад

Only thing Simon’s mom can say

@RecievingTopic 2 месяца назад

I love your RU-vid videos❤❤ im such a fan!❤❤

@silviapavlova6470 5 месяцев назад

5:05 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "AGAIN "💀

@BryanZuniga-xk4ye 5 месяцев назад

YOU STOLE MY SPOT ON THE TIMED COMMENTS!!!

@WhisPro 5 месяцев назад

@@BryanZuniga-xk4yeAND NO ONE CARES!

@silviapavlova6470 5 месяцев назад

@@BryanZuniga-xk4ye bro you have more likes than me how did I steal your spot😭 Also many ppl commented this so yeah it's not only me 😋

@BryanZuniga-xk4ye 5 месяцев назад

@@silviapavlova6470Look on the timed comments, tell me if you see mine.

@spiceloverguy 5 месяцев назад

@@WhisProYEAH

@KhirynPoole 4 месяца назад

“Yea I called cps” “Wha AgAiN” had me dying💀😭

@Abandoned-p1z 5 месяцев назад

i dont know why simon always Gets bad things and gets the belt?- 😭

@BradPaul451 Месяц назад

3:30 logic not allowed….😂😂

@Void_Yt215 5 месяцев назад

I'm hadda finna wait 9 hours 😭

@SpacedYT2030 3 месяца назад

3:56 WAIT GREG AND JALISSA WHERE DOING WHAT📷

@gibsongamez2399 19 дней назад

😏

@zDyxiz 19 дней назад

@@gibsongamez2399😅😬🤔😏😏

@angel2.0yt29 5 месяцев назад

"because i said so" "Soo,my brother will do all my task,and my laundry,BECAUSE I SAID SO"

@GoodName313 5 месяцев назад

Just my super totaly gay friend says "Just parry."

@pama1040 Месяц назад

the only one of these someone said to me was "because i said so" but i hear it from EVERYBODY, my parents, my grandparents, teachers, the school not-therapist. like how many times until these people find a better reason for me to do something.

@Ashpro_566 5 месяцев назад

Bro look at the literal lines on her forehead at 5:19

@Sleepynator73 5 месяцев назад

"I gotchu now bro" - Is playing tetris 💀 (but honestly massive respect for that)

@sayfabdelsayed4420 5 месяцев назад

The last one catching a belt, I know someone who can relate

@AdrielFeinstein 3 месяца назад

“OH MY GOD, AGAIN?!” Had me dying

@EthicalTopicAccess_EXE 2 месяца назад

Ikr 😂😂😂

@EthicalTopicAccess_EXE 2 месяца назад

Ikr 😂😂😂

@Fub.and-aleckander 5 месяцев назад

4:04 ma’am- that’s illegal-

@lionshaun1135 4 месяца назад

Now police gonna keep yelling at her for how she treats her son, and probably gonna yell at the father for letting it happen

@WilliamJames1424 5 месяцев назад

"BELTS?! PLURAL!?" made me go 💀

@sanicmaster400 5 месяцев назад

3:33 is literally my mother whenever she talks to me extremely angrily and i have a point

@thegamingpro3352 5 месяцев назад

I already died of laughter by just reading the thumbnail 😂

@AdiPutroBusFan 5 месяцев назад

Cant wait for this!

@Imdys_lexic 5 месяцев назад

FRFRRRRR

@468ooooooooooooooooooooooo 5 месяцев назад

Yup this will be great🎉🎉

@HannahMcClelland-mx2zd Месяц назад

“How dare you use LOGIC” got me rolling 😂😂😂😂

@dizzykoii 5 месяцев назад

we're getting lit up here in the function-

@Mr.monkey82 3 месяца назад

The end is the best part I'm not even lying

@ddl0303 5 месяцев назад

8 things mothers hate 👇🏾 one , when I sleep in

@Sebastian-se3dh 5 месяцев назад

Two, when I don't sleep

@dani303 5 месяцев назад

3: When I talk, 4: When I don't talk

@SPOOKYGUMMY 5 месяцев назад

5: When you eat too much, 6: When you eat too little

@XTRandDinoXD 4 месяца назад

7: when i question her while she’s mad at me 8: when i don’t question her while she’s mad at me

@ddl0303 4 месяца назад

@@XTRandDinoXD thank for finishing it

@RaedZYT 5 месяцев назад

The “when you catch the belt” got me laughing

@adamnetwork638 5 месяцев назад

3:47 yes it dose And he broke the 4th wall for the 10th time

@acoolweirdosfriend Месяц назад

No that’s not a 4th wall break. It may sound like he broke character also known as the 4th wall but that doesn’t mean it is

@sonicfan9144 4 месяца назад

That last one slaughtered me. 😂🤣

@Sophia_boba 2 месяца назад

But likeeeee what were Greg and Jallissa caught doing? Spill the tea 2:12 dang it

@calebmcalman9332 5 месяцев назад

Whenever you hear her say: "SIMON", you know chaos is about to ensue.

@HeangSeav-g4p 5 месяцев назад

2:17 oh my God that's face

@Tapioca_zeWolf 4 месяца назад

“I called CPS the moment you walked in, they heard everything” “OMG AGAIN?!”😂😂😂

@Neptunesalad12 5 месяцев назад

1:00 simon what did your mom do to you're friend? (Simon please reply)

@Cidkema 5 месяцев назад

The way all of Simons mums friends ganged and jumped him😂 they were all saying his name 😮😂❤

@ROYCEVR-ej8vn 5 месяцев назад

3:02 if he got an a+ she was going to say you should have got an a++

@NikodemBoruch 4 месяца назад

and if he got A++ his mom says he should get A+++

@manchuncheung2283 4 месяца назад

And if he got A+++ his mom would say that he would've got an A++++

@helenakostic712 3 месяца назад

And if he got an A++++ she was going to say you should have got an A+++++

@tamimdynamixchannel1808 2 месяца назад

And if he got an a++++++++++++++++++++++++++ shell say a+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

@RyanTran-e4r-Effect Месяц назад

And if he gets and A++++++++++++ she will say he should get A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

@TheRealOne206 5 месяцев назад

the multiplayer tetris at the beginning 😂

@patricesalazar5325 5 месяцев назад

2:38 WHAT'S WRONG WITH AN A INSTEAD OF AN A+!!!

@reneemachuca3026 3 месяца назад

Maybe they stupid or something

@ParsaOroojloo 2 месяца назад

They always say "In any argument between parents, logic is considered a felony.".

@Noahsturf4548 2 месяца назад

0:16 that nah uh