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A compilation of all the best bits from the XFM days highlighting the best of the simian related bullocks Karl has spewed over the years.

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@Curthe93
@Curthe93 11 лет назад
"Something's said." My favorite line from Karl.
@29memyselfandi
@29memyselfandi 3 года назад
Yep, an under appreciated Karl gem.
@minniedriver6871
@minniedriver6871 2 года назад
I lose it every time
@arturobandini4078
@arturobandini4078 Год назад
@@minniedriver6871 it's a good line but "And someone kept winning 'em" kills me even more.
@FrozenSurf
@FrozenSurf 8 лет назад
He speaks, highly educated, photographer...
@connormitchell6446
@connormitchell6446 3 года назад
As I read this comment he said it😂
@hpebackwards
@hpebackwards 2 года назад
right we'll make im a colonel.
@akbaraziz5914
@akbaraziz5914 Месяц назад
Apparently he's holder of PhD of Physics
@TechnoBambino
@TechnoBambino 9 лет назад
"You're gonna love this one, Steve"
@jd9171
@jd9171 9 лет назад
TechnoBambino Monkey drove to spain on its own.....mad init?"
@ZuvioxArts
@ZuvioxArts 9 лет назад
TechnoBambino "awhhhhh DON'T TALK SHIT KARLLLLL!!!!!"
@JacobARexstraw
@JacobARexstraw 8 лет назад
This is, without a shadow of a doubt, the greatest segment of a radio show, ever!
@sjn6704
@sjn6704 7 лет назад
Jacob R add to that War Do You Think Of That Then and Do We Need 'Em and there's no argument
@jbri1
@jbri1 3 года назад
@@sjn6704 well no. Its this and nothing else comes close.
@Tomversal
@Tomversal 3 года назад
I preferred Educating Ricky but I think everything Karl brought to this was hilarious usually
@alanaswadkins7907
@alanaswadkins7907 2 года назад
@@jbri1 uuuuuuuu
@alanaswadkins7907
@alanaswadkins7907 2 года назад
@@sjn6704 uuuuuuuuuuuüuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
@sjn6704
@sjn6704 7 лет назад
Monkey news, Rockbusters, Educating Ricky, Knob news, Songs of Phrase, War do you think of that then, Do we need em?... how did this not win a Sony? In my opinion the best radio show ever 'created'
@giles4565
@giles4565 7 лет назад
When they get foxy on to ask him why they didn't win and he says "It just wasn't funny" really winds me up. I know humour is subjective but this is possibly the funniest show ever aired on a radio anywhere.
@janpec10
@janpec10 7 лет назад
It didnt win an award becouse the people who judge it have very "classic" and pretentious approach to what should be funny.
@HeatyFrog
@HeatyFrog 7 лет назад
+98smithg2 That was just because they took the piss out of him all the time
@mistervanderveer
@mistervanderveer 7 лет назад
Absolutely. It reached people all over the world, including the Netherlands (although we're literally neighbors, but still). There's even people from Finland and South Africa familiar with Karls antics. Mad innit!
@pinotgrigio4707
@pinotgrigio4707 5 лет назад
@@giles4565 You do realise that wasn't real with 'Foxy' dont you!?? He was in on that 'interview' quite obviously.....
@danedge4346
@danedge4346 2 года назад
"So the monkey drove to Spain" "It was an automatic" That had me in stitches 😂🤣
@rumham8124
@rumham8124 11 месяцев назад
time stamp please
@anindyogoswami7577
@anindyogoswami7577 10 лет назад
The only thing that's pulling me through my 20's life crisis.
@RIOTPUNK1977
@RIOTPUNK1977 6 лет назад
thats dope. git me through tons of grief.
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 5 лет назад
Is the crisis over?
@ISetYourFaceOnFire
@ISetYourFaceOnFire 5 лет назад
Dude tell me you're in a better spot now?
@raulduke3237
@raulduke3237 4 года назад
Yea this was a big help for me then too
@AlphaBravoDingo
@AlphaBravoDingo 4 года назад
Did you make it?
@Michele1ELL
@Michele1ELL 8 лет назад
Ricky's anger is my favorite
@15-Peter-20
@15-Peter-20 6 лет назад
Michele Neri Ian brown !!!
@15-Peter-20
@15-Peter-20 6 лет назад
Michele Neri your well pretty
@hittman1412
@hittman1412 4 года назад
"what that's the end of it?!?"
@jacoblee-hart9647
@jacoblee-hart9647 2 года назад
'THEY DID NOT SEND A MONKEY DIRECTOR!'
@ultracaik
@ultracaik 10 месяцев назад
DONT. TALK. SHITE.
@SpecificallyDanielSwan
@SpecificallyDanielSwan 7 лет назад
In life, simply because of this show, when a friend's annoying me or talking shite, I'll still say 'play a record'.
@treehousekohtao
@treehousekohtao 4 года назад
Play 2 records!
@TheDanSwan1
@TheDanSwan1 Год назад
Which part of the world are you in? Never met another Daniel Swan
@jackrichardson4089
@jackrichardson4089 Год назад
Educating Ricky: 'There's More Than Swan Of Them'
@Dilkingt0nne
@Dilkingt0nne 3 года назад
Karl actually chuckling a bit is the most endearing thing ever for some reason, probably cus it’s so rare
@arturobandini4078
@arturobandini4078 2 года назад
The mask slips from time to time
@bobbyweezer
@bobbyweezer 8 лет назад
...I can't take this any more, Steve... I'm gonna be sick.
@user-tn4vx3ib1g
@user-tn4vx3ib1g 2 месяца назад
@Technicolor909
@Technicolor909 9 лет назад
DON'T TALK SHIT. YOU'RE NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN. Cut to next episode of monkey news.
@tmic4043
@tmic4043 9 лет назад
Ricky is definitely Tull of empty threats haha
@MeAuntieNora
@MeAuntieNora 9 лет назад
Weird innit?
@gibbs7444
@gibbs7444 9 лет назад
Lol
@davidbilla5630
@davidbilla5630 9 лет назад
Me Auntie Nora I love ur name dude.. lol
@taylorcj565
@taylorcj565 8 лет назад
+David Billa she had wind for 5 minutes, innit?
@Sheriff_GrimLaw
@Sheriff_GrimLaw 8 лет назад
+Taylor Jamieson ...and a fanny like a ripped tennis ball. x
@kylsters
@kylsters 8 лет назад
+BigJamook and tits like old half deflated balloons
@Crimson34533
@Crimson34533 9 лет назад
1:01:34 he's walking upright, he's havin a tea in the morning... finishing off the day with brandy. gets a bit out of hand, He only tries it on with the zookeeper's wife!
@ollieoleary
@ollieoleary 5 лет назад
1:30:30 I will never tire of Steve and Ricky's uproarious reaction!
@westmcgee9320
@westmcgee9320 3 года назад
Well done. This slayed me straight away.
@michaeltyrrell1305
@michaeltyrrell1305 10 лет назад
"Mentalists who write websites about themselves all day". Now Ricky has a daily blog and is on twitter 24/7. Funny how times change
@buddyolly7008
@buddyolly7008 Год назад
Hasn’t changed even 8 years later
@maxpaynless7505
@maxpaynless7505 Год назад
@@buddyolly7008 Honestly thought this comment was from the last couple of years, seems he's been at it for ages.
@jbri1
@jbri1 Год назад
He doesn't blog anymore. He 'vlogs'/'streams'
@kylesmith8135
@kylesmith8135 Год назад
There's a slight difference between Ricky Gervais, a household name, bafta winning, couple of globes and acting in some tv and movies who has millions of fans and a mentalist
@georgie535
@georgie535 7 месяцев назад
@@kylesmith8135not for Michael over here apparently.
@grease_monkey6078
@grease_monkey6078 3 года назад
I love the one about the monkey who posed as the lab assistant, what makes even more funny is that Ricky made up Kirsty as her name and Karl uses Kirsty in the story.
@PM-lg5ow
@PM-lg5ow 5 лет назад
1:31:15. Karl says "I think it started off quite simple" when asked about how a chimp-owned wellness center came about. lol
@jakejones9097
@jakejones9097 9 лет назад
someone kept winning em
@MrLarryhoover425
@MrLarryhoover425 9 лет назад
Weird innit!
@mAcroFaze
@mAcroFaze 8 лет назад
"THAT'S THE END OF THE FFF--STORY!!"
@janelane187
@janelane187 8 лет назад
Somethings said...
@Michele1ELL
@Michele1ELL 8 лет назад
ricky and Steve's reaction to that is one of my favorite parts
@Leehow80
@Leehow80 8 лет назад
Best bit!!
@mistervanderveer
@mistervanderveer 7 лет назад
Even Karl knew that one was going to be hard to sell..
@fraserdeavoll5717
@fraserdeavoll5717 7 лет назад
Rachel Martin what time was that?
@hittman1412
@hittman1412 4 года назад
@@fraserdeavoll5717 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-neqojZk3HS4.html
@Tronfortuneatlas
@Tronfortuneatlas 8 лет назад
Karl: "Anyways... It turns out, he was a chimp" Ricky: "You're Joking!" Ricky: "Well... Christ all ffffff mighty! There you go."
@taylorcj565
@taylorcj565 8 лет назад
+Fortune Rioba this TRICYCLE comes whizzing past.......
@Tronfortuneatlas
@Tronfortuneatlas 8 лет назад
+Taylor Jamieson 1:38:00 Haha! loved that one. "There is always one element you can never anticipate" - Stephen
@taylorcj565
@taylorcj565 8 лет назад
+Fortune Rioba I love Ricky's voice. " Couldn't quite see the cyclist?"
@AgentSmith911
@AgentSmith911 3 года назад
The fact that most of these monkey news stories actually exists, makes it all that more funny.
@borednow5838
@borednow5838 3 года назад
"20 offers of marriage, does that bother you Steve?!
@basharun
@basharun 10 лет назад
"Something's said." HAAAHAAAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
@clavdig
@clavdig 8 лет назад
his little legs
@UnbelievablyGauche
@UnbelievablyGauche 11 лет назад
i love when karl says "the magician opens the boot and asks the monkey how it is...and the monkeys yeah i'm sound yeah"...and then later describes the monkey as "givin' it some"
@winecheese2185
@winecheese2185 5 лет назад
The way Steve says 'Rick, I dont know who to believe.' cracks me up.
@BiffyFighters
@BiffyFighters 10 лет назад
The bit from around 1:52:00 "they said...let's do some business with the bananas". Was listening on the bus and thought i was going to have a hernia trying not to laugh.
@BiffyFighters
@BiffyFighters 6 лет назад
4 years since I posted this. Still coming back to this glorious story
@BiffyFighters
@BiffyFighters 6 лет назад
"FROM THE ROUGH BIT!!"
@kingsleywarne2985
@kingsleywarne2985 5 лет назад
Matthew King still makes me laugh uncontrollably lol
@lightrays3595
@lightrays3595 4 года назад
Well there's no point in getting into a fight with them cause they're harder than we are. So let's do...
@Sheriff_GrimLaw
@Sheriff_GrimLaw 9 лет назад
"Right, you'll like this one..." Just Karl's 'intro' saying these words and I laugh now. x
@LootFreak
@LootFreak 3 года назад
Man, could you imagine living in englad driving home from school in the back of the car hearing these guys on the radio every afternoon. God it would have been amazing.
@ohoto3896
@ohoto3896 2 года назад
"Just a scruffy bloke who hasn't had a shave in a while..." He rarely ever laughs when he knows this is twaddle, which is brilliant.
@maximumdick
@maximumdick 9 лет назад
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. My stomach hurts. Felt like I was going to vomit from the pain. ALL HAIL PILKINGTON
@RIOTPUNK1977
@RIOTPUNK1977 6 лет назад
awesome innit.
@RIOTPUNK1977
@RIOTPUNK1977 6 лет назад
awesome innit.
@properdiglett
@properdiglett 6 лет назад
1:14:15 might be my all time favourite moment from these shows "Did he go off an' ave a holiday, did he dadada...?"
@xxIXLaurenXIxx
@xxIXLaurenXIxx 8 лет назад
This has me in stitches, so funny the way Steve has to calm Ricky down when he loses it, Karl is one of the funniest people in the public eye today!!
@MrBuch169169
@MrBuch169169 10 лет назад
Oh God, the 'PhD in physics' made me laugh so hard I actually nearly fainted. Well done Karl!
@leftsidedrive_
@leftsidedrive_ 8 лет назад
2:01:30 Not the first monkey news that comes to mind but the delivery is easily a 10/10. Classic Karl
@anonymouse4138
@anonymouse4138 6 месяцев назад
Lmao... this is my favorite one. The monkey bassist
@Michele1ELL
@Michele1ELL 8 лет назад
"17th century?"
@15-Peter-20
@15-Peter-20 6 лет назад
Michele Neri haha
@Crunch_Buttsteak
@Crunch_Buttsteak 3 года назад
1970s?
@legotooms
@legotooms 3 года назад
Ages ago…
@markgates9712
@markgates9712 10 лет назад
love all of karl and rickys work, never disappoints me! used to watch these videos going to sleep, one of only things that let me drop off haha. very difficult to sleep as a schizophrenic this usually does the job though, got me and a lot of people through hard times judging by comments ect. thanks for the upload!
@TheKesarda
@TheKesarda 10 лет назад
same helps me sleep too
@MrNoobmove
@MrNoobmove 10 лет назад
Barney Lawson i thought i was the only one that listened to this before sleeping hahaha, nice to hear other people do the same.
@markgates9712
@markgates9712 10 лет назад
thank you for all the thumbs up :)
@TheAmericanDane
@TheAmericanDane 5 лет назад
I do the same, always listen while drifting off to sleep👍🏼
@connor9568
@connor9568 4 года назад
Karl, Ricky & Steve
@15-Peter-20
@15-Peter-20 7 лет назад
I've must of listened to this 20+ times still piss up laughing every time !!!
@wh0586
@wh0586 10 лет назад
My sides! I have heard most of these before but they never get old. Ricky gets so pissed off LMAO
@jeremyc9593
@jeremyc9593 6 лет назад
1:19:56 "THAT'S THE END OF MONKEY NEWS! THAT'S THE END OF MONKEY NEWS!" My favorite of all the angry reactions from Gervais.
@amitbenhur3722
@amitbenhur3722 4 года назад
My six favourite words: It's that time again innit? Jingle.
@theryanbard
@theryanbard 8 лет назад
Lol 13:54 "That's the thing about this feature, its mental." Karl sums it all up.
@shrimpanzee001
@shrimpanzee001 10 лет назад
"Sorry, is that the news?" "Well how much do you want?!"
@simonrider6928
@simonrider6928 8 лет назад
'This happened on Scum' is probably the funniest thing Karl's ever said. Pure Genius.
@stan2703
@stan2703 5 лет назад
When he said "photographer" I almost burst lol!!
@borednow5838
@borednow5838 6 лет назад
The Victorian ape woman is one of my all time favourites! Ricky's little add-ons are priceless.
@Spudgun81
@Spudgun81 5 лет назад
Thanks for uploading these. I listened to most of the episodes when they were broadcast on Xfm and it's great to hear them again albeit without the music.
@dude3825
@dude3825 3 года назад
Gold. Pure gold.
@241N786
@241N786 8 лет назад
"lets do business with bananas" ded.
@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
“This happened on Scum!” I had to pause the video for a few minutes when he said that cos I couldn’t stop laughing!
@Deathball9999
@Deathball9999 4 года назад
The amount of embellishment in these is incredible. It reminds me of writing excercises were you start with a line (or headline) and completely make up a story built around it. I'd be interested to see the actual stories and if they are remotely similar.
@seshadrianantharaman7676
@seshadrianantharaman7676 4 года назад
"fella comes in" and "the monkey starts backin 'out" always get me... someone has to deconstruct these jokes for future generations...
@gotheeeem4
@gotheeeem4 4 года назад
12:56 The rare times Karl laughs at a joke
@tonyoliver2167
@tonyoliver2167 4 года назад
Time and time again I see comments about people being reinvigorated by these three and their sense of humour. It's literally gold; THEY are literally GOLD
@AI-tc8fv
@AI-tc8fv 4 года назад
I swear I have to stop myself from laughing like an idiot when I'm out and about and this starts replaying in my head
@sandwichbreath0
@sandwichbreath0 8 лет назад
So they said "Right, we'll make him a Colonel.." XD
@whatthefuckismyname9173
@whatthefuckismyname9173 8 лет назад
I mean, that would explain a lot, honestly.
@pobber1
@pobber1 3 года назад
From a rough bit of the island 🤣
@86sVideoDump
@86sVideoDump 2 года назад
I've listened to this 4 times in the last week and it's still as funny as it was the first time
@nomorelies86
@nomorelies86 4 года назад
Rickys laugh at 58:39 gets me every time
@ranajeetruud
@ranajeetruud 9 лет назад
"Someone kept winning them"
@adampowers6423
@adampowers6423 4 года назад
I love how he always names the monkeys, even though it’s never relevant
@technicolorgazette
@technicolorgazette 10 лет назад
Best entertainment on You Tube ever.
@Crunch_Buttsteak
@Crunch_Buttsteak 3 года назад
Seriously is. People don't know what joy they're missing.
@TheAlexagius
@TheAlexagius 3 года назад
SO much better than what made it into the cartoon
@Crunch_Buttsteak
@Crunch_Buttsteak 3 года назад
"So the people in charge of somewhere..."
@jakejones9097
@jakejones9097 9 лет назад
The bike race. One is the best hahahahahahahahah
@ValkyrieDaisy95
@ValkyrieDaisy95 9 лет назад
God the Victorian Ape Woman one was epic XD!! Loved 1:40:03! "Ooooohh yeaah...Couldn't quite see THE CYCLIST!" lol XD That was classic Ricky!
@Crunch_Buttsteak
@Crunch_Buttsteak 3 года назад
Ricky was loving Karl's nonsense during that one haha. Definitely one of my favorites
@cytrix8317
@cytrix8317 3 года назад
What did we ever do to deserve such golden content
@davephilpotphilpot9867
@davephilpotphilpot9867 7 лет назад
I'm sorry but this by far the funniest thing to have graced the radio or possibly an media ever
@jamesofab
@jamesofab 11 лет назад
"He's called Coco, what I've read about him is - he speaks, highly educated....photographer" Cracks me up every time 33:00
@michaelhylton8338
@michaelhylton8338 3 года назад
Steve! Make him go away!!!
@michaelhylton8338
@michaelhylton8338 3 года назад
Hahahahha crying
@DeadlyMustard
@DeadlyMustard 7 лет назад
It's the mammal, sort of, with the pointiest eyes. Eyes that pop out of their head... steve...
@mrk.dilkington
@mrk.dilkington 4 года назад
Have you got a ruler Rick? 😂
@PinPointHumour
@PinPointHumour 10 лет назад
Could listen to these 3 all day, sometimes I do.
@iPerryL
@iPerryL 7 лет назад
YOU'RE JOKING!!! UNBELIEVABLE IT WAS THE CHIMP ALL ALONG "we never do this again" with a insane laugh 1:41:30
@iPerryL
@iPerryL 4 года назад
hes only 3 foot, but the trophy is 9 foot in the air... XD
@lukemufc7
@lukemufc7 3 года назад
I can’t believe this content is free
@georgeohunt2263
@georgeohunt2263 3 месяца назад
I'd pay more to listen to this than I would for Netflix by an absolute mile
@rachaelsas
@rachaelsas 11 лет назад
Such a great compilation :-) thanks for uploading, really enjoyed this.
@rjellcome
@rjellcome 8 лет назад
You alright Kirsty?
@Goochbot
@Goochbot 8 лет назад
+rjellcome DON'T. TALK. SHIT!!!
@rjellcome
@rjellcome 8 лет назад
+Graham Gordon You're gonna love this one, Steve
@JasonReaganjpr
@JasonReaganjpr 7 лет назад
A bit of lippy
@Crunch_Buttsteak
@Crunch_Buttsteak 3 года назад
She wasn't a looker anyways...
@1984ekul
@1984ekul 10 лет назад
I've got a recording of Gervais screaming "ooh, chimpanzee that, he's gone and written it down again - CUNT!" - a jingle for Karl's diary on the podcasts. I get odd looks when it goes off.
@ASwedeAbroad
@ASwedeAbroad 11 лет назад
Thanks a lot for these great uploads, amazing stuff!
@12Rob211
@12Rob211 6 лет назад
Still need to listen to this once a month absolute gold!
@jaycepriteau7477
@jaycepriteau7477 9 лет назад
"You are an idiot" hahaha this show's so funny....omg...funniest thing ever. "I think you might be borderline retarded" hahaha Im dying. Karl's a great bloke he's just naive but the idea that Ricky, while getting really frustrated just lets this out....gold.
@lewismcmurray7089
@lewismcmurray7089 7 лет назад
"The bit that I haven't told you about....it's actually run by a couple o' chimps."
@kirkywood83
@kirkywood83 11 лет назад
You are a bloody hero for doing this - thank-you! :-)
@davidbilla5630
@davidbilla5630 9 лет назад
These three make my life complete every day :)
@jim191185
@jim191185 11 лет назад
every time karl says "right", i have a drink
@KoishNoish
@KoishNoish 11 лет назад
My God, thank you for uploading this holy font of knowledge.
@Kendo121e
@Kendo121e 6 лет назад
54:04 not even Karl can resist laughing
@homebuiltindoorplane
@homebuiltindoorplane 11 лет назад
laughed as hard as I could all the way through, thanks!
@arisesirgareth
@arisesirgareth 12 лет назад
Supposed to be doing housework, two hours later it still needs to be done. Two hours well spent.
@tokumei99
@tokumei99 Год назад
Headline: Monkey steals bananas from blind beggar Karl’s brain: So there was this monkey who was doing alright for himself, and one day he happened to come along this bloke was was holding some bananas. The monkey said to the bloke “alright? See you’ve got some bananas there.” The bloke goes “yeah I have yeah.” Next thing he knows his hands are empty…the monkey’s only gone and stolen the bananas by keeping him distracted with small talk
@hublotkingcole683
@hublotkingcole683 Год назад
DONT. TALK. SHIT.
@upthereds9734
@upthereds9734 3 года назад
At what point on the video does Ricky say ‘his little legs’ and Karl laughs 😂😂😂 best bit I can’t find it man!
@DodgyDan4
@DodgyDan4 3 года назад
Around 1:04:30, enjoy! 😂
@kingofAwsomness
@kingofAwsomness 3 года назад
@@DodgyDan4 Thanks for that!
@jolesco
@jolesco 8 лет назад
"I was worried we wouldn't have the old magic in 2004, but we're still talking shit"
@antihero1484
@antihero1484 3 года назад
I feel like Ricky Gervais, absolutely doesn't think MKULTRA and Cointelpro ever existed.
@pete87mc
@pete87mc 7 лет назад
I want a divorce... BoBo!
@AndrewTally2
@AndrewTally2 11 лет назад
I have never laughed so much in my life, thank you Karl!
@michaelwarburton7786
@michaelwarburton7786 3 года назад
Its unbelievably funny, makes me laugh so much
@robm14
@robm14 11 лет назад
Good on you for cutting all these!
@DizKord1600
@DizKord1600 6 лет назад
"Now, you might think *well that's pretty normal* ... the bit I haven't told you about, is, it's actually run by a couple of chimps."
@DizKord1600
@DizKord1600 5 лет назад
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