Monologue: Bad Boy Behavior | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) 

We are all in the DeLorean at 88mph heading directly into 1955.

I love it when Bill absolutely triggers trumpflakes

1:30 Bill Maher *OFFICIALLY* wins the Internet all day for this gem!

Please Donald, stop embarassing the country, er, umm, planet. Please!

Solved the opioid epidemic? Did they cut off Rush Limbaugh?

I guess they were just following Trump's advice because they're celebrities, they let them do it. Trump supporters? Fully supportive.

"21,000 times worse than radiation poisoning."

*From India* After SNL,Bill Maher is making the hardest & Funniest jokes on President Trump..Lots of Love Respect to Bill.

But wait! There's so much more!

Yep, just say NO to drugs and sexual assault. There, problem solved. Send me a check.

Bill looks SO fed up now I laugh every time he covers his eyes in frustration XD lmfao

You know Bill is good when he covers the news in the end of the week but still nails it :)))))

Bill nails it again.

HW Bush asked, "Do you know what my favorite book is?" Not magician; book. I am tired of media changing the quote because they assume we don't know Dickens.

Talk about empty barrel! Trump brings a whole new meaning to Kelly’s expression. Even the pea in NeanderTrump’s skull has left the building; couldn’t stand so much echo.

I LOLed at the David Cop-A-Feel joke.

Bill You never Disappoint.

Russian troll farms have really been rolled out big time on Bill Maher vids lately.

One of the most successful talk show host here in Quebec just got fired for sexual harassment!!!

$2billion for an ad campaign to just say no to drugs! Really?..........$2b he’s trying to figure out how to get in his pocket!

Well, sometimes a pat on a butt is just a pat on the butt. Especially when done by a 92 year old wheelchair ridden man with brain damage.

And I just snowed a foot and a half in Minnesota.

Its like people have lost the ability to know WTF PERSONAL SPACE IS!!!!

Just say no, becomes just tell them not to take them.

History tells us it is a human condition to be transcended .

The laugh like a choo-choo though..

lol he s more baked than usual

Nancy reagan also said, just say no!, against drugs. A Very successful campaign.

LOL George HW Bush. Who woulda known the HW stood for Harvey Weinstein?

Trump's solution to the opioid epidemic is abstinence, which I give him credit since he practices what he preaches with drugs, alcohol, and smokes. Now if only he could apply that to the other parts of his life, like tweeting, golf, the constant need to hear praises of him even if he has say them to himself

I’m a fan of people discussing things and being able to hold one another accountable. If the presidents can be scrutinized and celebrities so should foreign investors/influence, especially on this soil. Let’s not be afraid to approach sexual assault (and other crimes, like extortion and bribery) from cultures where that’s normalized, they don’t mind groping in Hollywood either. The only way to take down pernicious influences is when we hold ourselves accountable and responsible which is normal and just here. So... good stuff. It’s gross that a mogul could do that for so long, but it’s worse when others get preferential treatment in the news and excluded from media scrutiny all together, and far worse that anyone would prefer we turn a blind eye to any kind of abuse as if that’s normal. We’re not animals. I wouldn’t trust sources that subverted the law. We have a good thing, and accountability is a good influence, and in this day and age of globalism, accountability is the best and most humane response we have to those who cannot be, refuse to be, and are rudely indignant, when held accountable. Good stuff, what’s good for all us gooses and good for the ganders as well. Edit: if we can impeach our presidents for such bad behavior from either side, but cannot question foreign influence of any kind, right down to their children’s media (I’m literally thinking of decades of Super Saiyans, Blue Eyes White Dragons, Panzers and Valkyries in our basic broadcast and electronic toy media, meanwhile WB and Disney locked away their controversial cartoon material, then that’s a double-standard. Simultaneous, people wonder why we have casual nazis teens today what could have possibly influenced that very specific attitude? Meanwhile in this same time period, you couldn’t get a film that questions China’s human rights record today. You don’t see a problem? You want to be rid of bad behavior, hold people accountable. A diminished middle class and a liberal party with huge media influence that has conveniently loose membership rules today contains alt-right members and sometimes pernicious views by celebrity commentators who lambast the poorer classes in this nation. Seriously? We have a cultural problem. We can doubt ourselves but not others bad behavior? Hmmmm... Global Warming is indeed a Chinese hoax.

It was 19 degrees when I went to work in IA this morning 😐

Would it be better if he didnt retire and instead voted no on any bill proposed?

21k times worse 😂😂

Bruh it's 8 degrees here in Toronto, I'm freezing my balls off bruh. Y'all are lucky that you live in California.

Giving a women 32 million fucking dollars for sexual harassment? Insane.

He's here BUT the swamp IS draining, just, not by anything good he's done, lol.

GEE how come Maher didnt have Lisa Bloom on?

Seriously, what do you have to say to get $32 million dollars?

You should screen people laughing before they watch you live. Because they ruin your show.

Come on, President Bush Sr. is 93 years old and in a wheel chair. He doesn't even know what he's doing anymore. Cut this grand'pa some slack.

Thank YOU Bill !!! LOVE YOU !!! 👏🏻

...and John Flake and Bob Corker still continue to vote with Trump.

When the president does it, it's not illegal....who said that?

Trump said it would be “really, really easy” to get young people to not take drugs. I thought you were joking, but he actually said it. If "Just Say No" worked (look it up, Young People), there wouldn't be a problem today.

damn he was ON FIRE!

Christ, that audience is turned up to 11.

Love your show. I really want you to talk about KellyAnne Conway’s stupidity.

Got some snow here for ya lol.

Has anyone noticed that it's the same audience laughing every week?

"Bad Goy Behavior"

The president of the US Maher is refering to is Bill Clinto?

It's going to be a Rep Trickle-down-Halloween this year -- that's where you give all the candy to 1% of the kids and hope they share it with everyone else.

Jeff Flake is no flake!

hilarious, for which I am grateful...

Enough with the trump bashing, at least thanks to him, we know now what an island is and what it look like!!

Your. Satire is great bill. Keep up the good work until trump is dead or in a prison. God bledd america.

I just want to let everyone know I farted

used to love watching bill but for god sake why does he have bring trump in to everything. its become an obsession

LMAO

So damn funny

The obsessive insults against Trump are desperate. The Republicans and Democrats could merge since they have become almost identical.

Why there was likely a conspiracy to kill Kennedy:-Swat team sharpshooters and Military snipers couldn't even make the shots that Oswald was said to have made.-Witnesses including secret service agents, police officers and by-standers said they heard shots coming from multiple directions, especially from in front of Kennedy where everyone rushed to, not behind from the book depository. -After the FBIs testing on the "magic bullet", they stated that the bullet had lost less metal then the amount of metal that was found within the Governor of Texas John Connelly's body.-Kennedy ordered the withdrawal of all 15,000 troops back home from Vietnam, a profitable war which was escalated as soon as he was killed, lasting another decade with over 500,000 troops being sent.-After the Army's tests of shooting similar bullets into the wrist bones of dead soldiers, they found the bullets to be mangled as opposed to the "magic bullet" that was pristine despite going through Kennedy's body and Connellys body (Kennedy's back and neck tie knot, Connelly's back and rib bone, wrist bone and into his leg un-mangled).-Members of the Warren Commission itself said they believed there was a conspiracy to kill Kennedy. -Oswald coincidentally was killed before he could testify, just two days after Kennedy's assassination being killed by Jack Ruby, a Dallas strip club owner with ties to the mafia.-Kennedy wanted to get rid of the CIA for their attempted invasion of Cuba and even fired the head of the CIA Allen Dulles, a man who then served on the commission to investigate Kennedy's death.-During Oswald's arrest inside the Dallas movie theater, he had on him a piece of paper with all of the schools and military bases he'd ever attended listed on it, as if being there to make an intelligence drop but was really being placed for framing.-Oswald had been impersonated by someone claiming to be him at the Cuban Consul in Mexico City.-A mafia affiliate named James Files credibly testified from prison to having helped kill Kennedy with others from organized crime, naming mobsters that were famous for their political influence and CIA connections regarding their aid in assassination attempts on Fidel Castro. -A Secret Service agent cleaned up all the blood in Kennedy's limo before any crime scene investigation could be done.-No official transcript or recording of Oswalds interrogation exists.

Not a word about DNC, Clinton and Russia - surprise. What happened to Russiaa nd Trump?

While the events bill Maher discusses are important I feel he shouldn’t forget to mention the Hillary uranium one scandal and Hillary funding the Russian dossier. Stuff trump is accused of doing but is far less evidence has been provided for him doing.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

he's so full of himself it's technically cannibalism

Trump is an American hero

If we can impeach our presidents for such bad behavior from either side, but cannot question foreign influence of any kind, right down to their children’s media (I’m literally thinking of decades of Super Saiyans, Blue Eyes White Dragons, Panzers and Valkyries in our basic broadcast and electronic toy media, meanwhile WB and Disney locked away their controversial cartoon material, then that’s a double-standard. Simultaneous, people wonder why we have casual nazis teens today what could have possibly influenced that very specific attitude? Meanwhile in this same time period, you couldn’t get a film that questions China’s human rights record today. You don’t see a problem? You want to be rid of bad behavior, hold people accountable. A diminished middle class and a liberal party with huge media influence that has conveniently loose membership rules today contains alt-right members and sometimes pernicious views by celebrity commentators who lambast the poorer classes in this nation. Seriously? We have a cultural problem. We can doubt ourselves but not others bad behavior? Hmmmm... Global Warming is indeed a Chinese hoax. What? That’s silly, those things like nazi-chic cartoons and games are not problems at all, totally harmless those young nazis are not the result of their casual acceptance in your media and has no effect on anything. It’s totally normal, just shut up about it. Why question them? They make sure to exclude themselves in a safe communal bubble sustained by foreign money, but they’ll drive influence and policy (usually by virtue signaling this convenience they manufactured on top of others while using the poor for leverage and occasionally race). Yeah... not a problem at all.

Bill mahhhh!

Is flake going to run for president ? ?

If you can hear this broadcast...you are the resistance. The Trump is spreading like a virus. OaO

believe they actually got 150k each, know someone who got it

President Bush is suffering from parkinson's related dementia, that's why he has been in a wheelchair for 5yrs. His behaviour is a common symptom of the disease, same behaviour manifests in female sufferers. Comparing him to Trump and Weinstein is not just ignorant, it's cruel. I love the monologues Bill but your way out of line on this one. You owe a dying man an apology, don't wait until it's too late.

Mueller's Grand Jury submitted an indictment! Here we go!!!!!

The truth hurts, we are now experiencing a growing economy (3%+), more jobs, lower taxes, the GDP is moving towards 3.5-4%. This would add over $5 trillion to the value of the US economy. With growth like this, taxes can be lowered, debt can be paid down, real economic expansion. We have not seen GDP growth above 1.7% since 2007. The value of the stock market has increased 25% since November 2016. Just think about your 401k which just earned 25% in 10 months. This has all been done by our POTUS, never happened before. Our POTUS is also protecting our borders, and protecting the country from terrorist attacks, unlike the previous administration which suffered 5 domestic terror attacks in 8 years, horrible economic growth, open borders where drugs & terrorists flowed in, a weak ineffective foreign policy that led to the buildup of nuclear weapons in North Korea and Iran, a terrible history of creating jobs. We now have strength in our POTUS, the world respects us once again. The millions of jobs that have been created and the protection of our flag and our Christian values is what has set us apart and led us for centuries. This show is a microcosm of the liberal left; dysfunctional, anti-American history, anti-statue, anti-American flag, communist, socialist, fueled by drugs and amoral behavior, just look at amoral Hollywood, 99.99% of Hollywood is run by liberals. The good liberals have left this party, they are now supporting the POTUS. Anyone associated with Hollywood (this includes Maher) had to know about Weinstein's perverted and illegal behavior, as it was going on for years. Notice how Maher didn’t mention Weinstein’ name when he brought the subject up with Bahar. They all knew about him and they all shut their mouths and said nothing. They let him continue his assaults only because they feared not working, but as long as Hollywood actors and actresses and the main stream media were getting jobs and coverage, they covered up for him by saying nothing. As long as they were making a living, they let the assaults continue. The Hollywood left and their mainstream media counterparts have been exposed for who they truly are. Now all of a sudden after Farrow's article in the New Yorker, they all came out of the closet, as its safe for them to. 100% phony.

Trump’s brother died of alcoholism. That’s why he’ll never drink any. Promote yes but never drink any.

Bill, a little less weed before the show, please. Also, I think we need to define terms if were going to talk about sexual harassment, misconduct, and assault. Different things, different motives.

Did Dump really say that part about he came up with the idea of telling children to just say no to drugs? My god! He IS stupid.

I'm sorry, but at 93 years old, LET THAT MAN COP A FEEL!! He ain't hurting nobody. You let that young dude at Chippendales do it and you paid him!

Anyone got any link to the woke episode? I missed it last week 🙁

opioid opinion. You kind of have to ask yourself, why are there so many people in so much pain? why do people want or need to be numb to life. Because this world in far from the utopia we were lead to believe it would become. I seriously don't believe people when they say the economy is doing well. I know too many people who can't get enough income to make things work. The rent is too damn high, the banks want too much for their loans. vehicles are way too expensive. insurance it too expensive. your fucked just for living in this forsaken country.

Its like he gives the same monologue every single time. Broken record.

Trump supporters, please, get out of welfare, find a job, enough with "make my welfare check great again", you will find out that "Murica has always been great for hard working people.

Why does Maher have his left thumbnail painted black? 3:47 then pause

#SXMSTRONG

Let me guess. Not one word about #UraniumOneScandal.

I like watching this show but in my opinion President Trump is greatness incarnate

I used to like Bill, but it seems to me that in the past 9 years his brain has become seriously effete; a real pity cause his sense of humour has become so much more lame and almost painful to listen to;

Trump 👎

comedians are just democRat parrots not even remotely funny these days - boring - rehashed hate

Maher is a fool.

Trump 2020