Monologue: The Worst Responder | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Bill sees a pattern emerging after President Trump's visits to Puerto Rico and Las Vegas in his Real Time monologue.
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@rjcripe 7 лет назад

One thing I really like about Real Time: you can tell they don't have an applause sign. Bill can handle when a joke falls flat.

@tubeslats 7 лет назад

That joke fell flat because the audience did not know it was a joke....because the Moron IS capable of saying such stupid shit!

@ShovelChef 7 лет назад

😂 _"The extent of his suffering"_ (2:00) didn't land as a joke, because *it sounded too real!* 😂 It's too easy to believe that he would say that. Verbatim. Even in a hurricane. 😏

@asphaltpilgrim 7 лет назад

Kofi Mills' Videos You are so right! And that's tragic. :)

@davidladjani108 6 лет назад

My thoughts exactly when I saw that

@RyanSmith-zj6ys 7 лет назад

Hang in there Bill.. we're all feeling the same thing. #MakeAmericaSmartAgain!

@RyanSmith-zj6ys 7 лет назад

*You're

@bigk2624 7 лет назад

Richard Parker go FUCK YOURSELF bitch ass nigga.

@cocozlynch 7 лет назад

Fast Er that's why they are coming for birth control now; they don't want their stupid base to die out

@bigk2624 7 лет назад

Nikola Marshall you can also go fuck your self.

@cocozlynch 7 лет назад

kyle hubbs thanks, i will be sure to do that (at least i won't need birth control to do it)

@freediugh416 7 лет назад

The fact that we have to discuss the consequences of when orangutan is in charge is disgusting. Tell Congress to get him out or get THEM out.

@nemowindsor8724 4 года назад

Boy do I have bad news from the future for you. Now the world is Puerto Rico.

@jonathanmulondo9206 7 лет назад

You know something is messed up when a president is throwing toilet paper and paper towels to people who just got hit by one of the worst hurricanes in years

@jackrodriguez3404 7 лет назад

Jonathan Mulondo yet the room was full of smiling happy faces, this like when everyone talked shit about the Boy Scout speech but the scouts loved it

@levihalperin7649 7 лет назад

Jack Rodriguez they loved hearing about his yacht sex parties

@karakol86 7 лет назад

He wanted to connect with the common people *rolls eyes*

@steh8831 7 лет назад

Jonathan Mulondo - It would have been great to see the people throw those rolls of paper towels right back at his fat orange melon.

@cocozlynch 7 лет назад

jack rodriguez if you ever have the misfortune to lose everything in your life, make sure to tell someone that all you need is a roll of paper towels thrown by a reality tv star and you will be alllllll better. "smiling happy faces" JFC!

@Bridg2Peace 7 лет назад

Another great one, Bill Maher! Thank you.

@tonyguillen9697 7 лет назад

I love this fucker just hilarious 😆

@dcpark0509 7 лет назад

Keep it up Bill I know it's exhausting.

@Jeroen3052 7 лет назад

Indeed, life with retarded republicans is, even more so with that treacherous orange moron representing the usa

@Arkstellar 7 лет назад

All this effort just to lose again in 2018 and 2020. This is what happens when extreme partisans live in liberal echo chambers (New York & California), completely divorced from the reality the rest of the country. The more they continue their irrational, single-minded Trump and Republican bashing, rather than focusing on issues Americans face, they'll continue to be less and less relevant.

@Arkstellar 7 лет назад

Exhausting to make unfunny Trump-hater jokes all day, I know.

@just_breathe 7 лет назад

I would think defending dotard would be even more exhausting. So much material.

@cocozlynch 7 лет назад

staticks sigh. you have no idea what commenters political affiliation or geographical locations are but that doesn't stop you from yammering stupid stereotypes. many on here do not live in either CA or NY and aren't "extreme partisans". that's something that you and yours (see, i can do it too!) can't seem to get through your heads; we are legion and we are dems, reps, and independents living all over America who are horrified at the state of our country. this isn't a game kiddo, not in any way! this world belongs to ALL of us and if a majority see that its going terribly wrong, maybe you need to do more research to figure out why.

@thespiff44 7 лет назад

One thing about having a dotard president, comedians get tons of free material. You don't even have to work for it. Just talk about what he actually did !

@Roof_Pizza 7 лет назад

A big reason for high unemployment as there is little need for comedy writers.

@desdichado31 7 лет назад

Couldn't agree more, Bill Maher should be very thankful

@odysseus9176 7 лет назад

mysterytrain3 Nice how you completely ignore the good points these people made and u focus on the word “dotard”, lmao.

@mysterytrain3 7 лет назад

"good points"? in your own words "lmao"

@pondartinc4002 7 лет назад

I'm so glad the Las Vegas shooter didn't have any marijuana on him. He could have really hurt someone....................

@mswamp_1826 7 лет назад

Pondart Inc or kinder surprise eggs

@sartanko 7 лет назад

+Jay Rock Jinx So let's rate it upupup!

@peterbarnes66 7 лет назад

um without marijuana anyone can shoot fine why did 59 ppl die and 500 ppl hurt? your comment is obsolete

@chrisz.2297 7 лет назад

Hobo Baggins the joke is that marijuana is illegal and the assault rifle that the shooter used is legal in the US.

@peterbarnes66 7 лет назад

and yet some ppl praise him?

@MatrixMedal2 7 лет назад

Maher at 70: Looking Like 40. Trump at 70: Inflated, crinkled and...orange.

@just1desi 7 лет назад

WorldMania he's 70!! Wow

@StormyKid27 7 лет назад

Maher is 61

@unggrabb 7 лет назад

Maher is like a fine French wine, improves with age. Trump is like fish, started to stink a long time ago and getting worse by the day. Amazing that so many republicans and dumb voters seem to love the smell of decay and dementia

@charliedillon1400 7 лет назад

and when you see him without makeup he looks like any normal 61 year old

@tade5719 7 лет назад

He's 61.

@IndigenousRevolutionary 7 лет назад

I have a feeling the Pee Tape will be coming out soon.

@Arkstellar 7 лет назад

Keep living in your delusional fantasy world, where some grand Russia conspiracy actually exists.

@Liberal_US_Army_Vet 7 лет назад

PorchLit I bet U Larry Flynt will buy it & make it públic, that will be awesome

@cocozlynch 7 лет назад

paul interics and YOU are calling someone else "regressive". jesus christ, shut up.

@allibird 7 лет назад

His supporters will still make excuses for him

@IndigenousRevolutionary 7 лет назад

monokhem Alternative Fact Apologist

@UTU49 7 лет назад

Canada: kind of like the USA... ... but with a lot less gunfire.

@laizalott 7 лет назад

Canadians like guns...we're actually still kind of a frontier, we need em :) we just have less crime in general, partially because of the climate difference.

@jerryslater3447 7 лет назад

Laiza Lott Lies a lot ? Poor choice for a moniker if you like being believed. Canada has less crime in general because we have more faith in our system in general, and the system works better in general, and Identity Politics and division has a harder time catching root The Systems are similar but different at a basic level of personal involvement and responsibility.

@susan8282 7 лет назад

I'm jealous at this point. And poutine:)

@bla9274 7 лет назад

monokhem a lot less school shootings etc

@cazgerald9471 7 лет назад

Canada: kind of like the USA... ... but with a lot less gunfire. Yet with more guns per capita. Go figure. Maybe it's not the guns that are the problem.

@godisagun 7 лет назад

"Ask Melania about fucking morons" lol good shit

@deanomatic5129 6 лет назад

Love this guy.

@ameyagokhale5123 7 лет назад

How can you take a President like Tweeter Trump Seriously?.... (Scotch)!

@ameyagokhale5123 7 лет назад

felix gauthier Yup.. keep chugging

@NewMessage 7 лет назад

The only way w'd know the base had gone insane is if they suddenly do something reasonable, like have a serious debate about regulating household stinger missiles, and only allowing them if the applicant can prove that the varmint' population is a serious threat to his lawn.

@laizalott 7 лет назад

Interesting point to bring up. A stinger would be a devastating item for people to own, since it's a surface to air missile which could easily be used to bring down a civilian airliner...I'm a gun nut (I absolutely do not agree with registration, under any circumstances), but even I don't think "right to bear arms" includes these types of weapons. Assuming they were on the market, what would we do to make them illegal? Is it the explosive content, the tracking system, or the amalgamation of both? Do we ban parts, systems, brands? What do we write into law to prevent someone with $50k and a beef from buying a stinger missile + launcher?

@trtlgrdl 7 лет назад

You cant find any dick??? on youtube?? weird.

@jerryslater3447 7 лет назад

Damn; those Varmints could get their own movie deal !

@normanbroadwell3265 7 лет назад

New Messag

@Alsk34XKotomi 7 лет назад

If we could harness his ego, we could power the earth for a thousand years.

@keeyoni 7 лет назад

Kotomi Sakura actually infinitely

@RFIs-no4wx 7 лет назад

Kotomi Sakura😂😂🤣

@LeelooMinai 7 лет назад

Be careful - ever heard of black holes?

@vilecrocodile9171 7 лет назад

His ego is not that bad for a billionaire with a super model wife and became leader of the strongest nation in the world.

@bluestocking1870 2 года назад

Bill's or Trump's?

@yaddar 7 лет назад

Life has become a Polandball comic. well... mostly America has become a Polandball comic.

@ZachTheRantingGuy 7 лет назад

Bill Maher is the man! Make America think again by getting rid of Trump!

@cachi-7878 7 лет назад

Priceless! Thank you Bill.

@kristinaldridge1712 7 лет назад

I'm American. I'm a mother. I live in Australia.

@gordonbradley199 7 лет назад

Kristin Aldridge Nuff said !

@geoffbaumgartner5335 7 лет назад

Kristin Aldridge Got an extra room?

@faerefolke 7 лет назад

Trump's base is already insane. I have to live with two of them.

@jesterssketchbook 7 лет назад

im very sorry

@firstwave1890 7 лет назад

Rebecca Benway ..Hang in there 😕

@jesterssketchbook 7 лет назад

t y .....dont forget youre a waste of skin

@mauritiusnoah 4 года назад

My condolences.

@claytonvyoung 7 лет назад

I'm Canadian. I've seen numerous celebs walking down the streets here in Toronto, and nobody talks to them. Sure, people look, but we leave them alone. That's one HUGE difference between Canada and the USA. The people in the USA would swamp any celebrity they see.

@cheryltariq 7 лет назад

You 're the best Bill Maher!

@armandhammer2235 7 лет назад

Billy seems to forget when Barry O said "At least I was president" and mic dropped. Now that was funny.

@justsaying3729 7 лет назад

Love your opening monologue Bill. The worst responder is so accurate. He is a Moron.

@EnforcerX71 7 лет назад

If I was in that room when Trump said "you'll find out", I would not have been able to resist shouting "This is not a fucking reality show! Tell us what you mean!"

@nietzschesmuse 7 лет назад

Bill you are so cute n hilarious make my day!

@flowern6499 7 лет назад

From Puerto Rico, thank you Bill Maher for your words I was so eager on hearing your jokes

@peter12246 7 лет назад

"For the life of me, I do not understand why, in this country, we try and hold comedians to a standard we do not hold leaders to." - Jon Stewart

@Lmeylan 7 лет назад

Loved it! It makes me feel better for a while!

@Awr0307 7 лет назад

This is alot better then Colbert! Lol

@ameyagokhale5123 7 лет назад

Young World Yeea!

@arbknight12 7 лет назад

It’s HBO Anything goes

@josephsaunders2030 7 лет назад

Too be fair Bill does this once a week. Colbert does it 5 times...

@shofforth1 7 лет назад

The lack of true empathy can be found on both sides in America

@matthewrodriguez8913 7 лет назад

1:15 LOVED IT!!!!!

@Centnl287NAve 7 лет назад

No empathy tour XD Bill is shooting straight fire in this monologue

@niunot8868 7 лет назад

Edge of Madness, i loved it.

@nancychace8619 3 года назад

I needed that.

@marcsondlucce 7 лет назад

Bill Maher for President!

@anthonyperez2388 7 лет назад

#STOPALLHASHTAGS

@steh8831 7 лет назад

Anthony Perez - #Ok.

@MagnusAnand 7 лет назад

Thoughts are the opposite to prayers. Exactly!

@pedrolupe2323 7 лет назад

If Don Boy were an act, he'd be playing back alley bars & bordellos. He is an insult to his vaudeville roots.

@LAOM3423 7 лет назад

Bill we would love for you to come to Canada.

@redblaze8700 7 лет назад

If "The Edge of Madness" was a real show, I'd watch it!

@snuffysmif9801 7 лет назад

If you notice, Trump never retaliates against Maher's insults anymore, because he knows his weak ego can't handle Maher's response.

@noirrain6005 7 лет назад

Snuffy Smif tbh I think they don’t let the child in chief watch maher, or he would throw a tantrum every Friday at 3am.

@petergreen2552 4 года назад

"Let me just pull up your account". 🤪 Ouch!

@mauritiusnoah 4 года назад

I'll tell you what happened. The audience knew that Trump thinks that the people of Puerto Rico do not appreciate the extent of his suffering. It is the truth.

@thepoliticsdog8153 7 лет назад

Bill Maher is hit or miss. Sometimes he makes good points and sometimes he makes a cheap shot when it is inappropriate.

@xSUBIACOx 7 лет назад

The joke at the end ~ Lol.

@freddoflintstono9321 7 лет назад

"If Trump does something about gun control, his base will go crazy" - nah, as far as I can tell, they already are.

@patbrennan6572 7 лет назад

from Canada, look at the bright side US of A, you have an opportunity to make things right again in 2020. 'don't fuck up again'.

@robinraine5065 7 лет назад

Hey that "worst responders joke" is Jon Stewart's.

@BrutalTruthGuy 6 лет назад

0:23 that joke is even funnier in hindsight

@aleaiactaest8354 7 лет назад

Just love the american political discourse...sure isnt dull...

@mohammedsabid2134 7 лет назад

U nailed it bill

@sinnerfreaky 7 лет назад

Poor Melania, she is the real MVP

@christinadobbs6877 7 лет назад

If it were not for all the late night comedy talk shows, I would be in an insane asylum....thank you Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Chelsea Handler, John Oliver...feel free to add anyone I am forgetting

@reneangulotrujillo 7 лет назад

MIND-FEELS!

@indianmangoman 7 лет назад

*Trump's hair dresser said going to port rico too dangerous for hair.* LMAO 😂😂😂

@paulcarpool2288 7 лет назад

Question: What has more hot air in it? A giant balloon or Bill Maher? If you said Bill Maher... you are right!!!!

@johnking5174 7 лет назад

3:00 - At Last!! It is what I have been saying for years. "Thoughts and Prayers" - utter waste of words

@AshBlossomWorshiper 7 лет назад

Im mad at how long it took me to get the Melania joke, lol

@geoffbaumgartner5335 7 лет назад

How would we know, indeed? Scary thought..

@jenniferblake2035 7 лет назад

Bill is e brilliant in this one

@malam2660 7 лет назад

"you are not real President like Present Obama" lol

@waynefoolxify 7 лет назад

Why is this on RU-vid now and not yet on the HBO app/website?

@jacobzaranyika9334 3 года назад

You have mentioned a few times about moving to Canada. You don’t have to do that. You do have to write a letter though.

@domonikpane4317 7 лет назад

A Curse is the opposite of a Prayer....both are different types of Thoughts. :)

@cahg3871 3 года назад

The problem with politicians in general is they sound disingenuous even when they are trying to be serious.Speeches from politicians sound like they are doing Shakespeare at the Metropolitan theatre.Maybe I’m too jaded,but I don’t trust any politician no matter the party.

@justsaying3729 7 лет назад

Bill, you seem so disgusted with all the craziness from this Presidency. You only share in the way most Americans feel. Everyday you look to see what is the next disaster from this President and his Lying administration.

@pauljmorton 7 лет назад

Several years ago I had difficulties telling the words "first" and "worst" apart 'cuz my native language doesn't have the "w" sound and barely even has the "f" sound.

@KevinLooby 7 лет назад

~~Tune in next we ek for the Edge of Madness--

@jens6398 7 лет назад

2:00 jokingly report that Trump said something outrageous. Well that was not a good idea.

@solarnaut 7 лет назад

indeed... the audience didn't know what to think. if Bill was attributing such an absurdly self absorbed line to anyone else, everyone would know he was making a joke...with hyper-narcissist captain chaos, there is very little left that could possibly be too absurdly self serving for drumpf to actually have said.

@KINGDUDE74 7 лет назад

Why is it I can watch it on here first then HBO GO. HBO GO wont show it till maybe late Sunday or Monday.

@MrAllan9 7 лет назад

Blame Trump for the hurricanes, they blame him for everything else.

@shofforth1 7 лет назад

Please do not move to Canada...

@evelynbonet6751 5 лет назад

I think he didn't know that Puerto Ricans are born United States citizens. It's not a free ride Puerto Ricans have been upon the first soldiers to be deployed in many conflicts around the world. He should crack a book.

@locura6525 4 года назад

it feels like the applause and laughter are fake for the most part...

@ralphbernhard1757 7 лет назад

What a great intro...LMFAO...

@karakol86 7 лет назад

The first 1:30 is gold Jerry gold!!

@leatheryfoot6354 7 лет назад

I never liked the "what do we tell the kids" train of thought. Wanna know what you tell them the truth. Because sure, It's sad but kids don't deserve to have everything sugar-coated.

@rachelgallagher6214 4 года назад

2 years later and look at us now!

@gregalexander8189 2 года назад

If you build a ferris wheel with 3 prong 2 prong electrical adapters in place of the carts, is that a free energy generator?

@zissou6928 7 лет назад

Trump's still president?? How???

@itsatrap1017 3 года назад

Reads the title and I thought this had to be something from 2020.

@Sueloveschoc 7 лет назад

Trump could've redeemed himself if he actually kept to what he said about debt forgiveness for Puerto Rico. Half of Goldman Sachs board is the White House - it's the least he could've done; probably the easiest thing to achieve.

@armandhammer2235 7 лет назад

The greaseball speaks. And it's not Trump.

@stanleyczechmusicarchives6348 7 лет назад

..."...thoughts and prayers are the Republican's way of saying TOUGH SHIT..."...

@IIILIGHTNINGSKILLIII 7 лет назад

Did i just get a Dragon ball z reference from bill maher? hell yeah

@charlottedickson9203 7 лет назад

We all seems lost, we look to the funny to save us

@85_Disco_Coles 7 лет назад

[insert contemporaneously astute message here] `Canadian Person: about gun control, 2017`

@Starky513 7 лет назад

Cole Giene I'll do it for you if you want

@johnnyirenchee6459 7 лет назад

thoughts and prayers as an response is getting old indeed. Maybe people should start doing something to change things.

@IsraeliteWolfman 7 лет назад

CAN YOU STOP PRAISING BARACK OBAMA ALREADY?

@Asor612 7 лет назад

❤️❤️❤️❤️

@L4wr3nc3810 7 лет назад

Pure savage

@brihmendiola4347 3 года назад

up to this day I am still celebrating that Trump is out of The White House and never to return again. GOOD RIDDANCE.

@graemegordon584 7 лет назад

Canada doesn't want Bill Maher.

@Ioganstone 7 лет назад

The San Juan mayor blamed Trump for genocide when they already had more than enough food and even a hospital ship, but wanted the US to hand deliver it to each house because of no internal distribution. That is why someone who actually knows the situation, the governor would agree and why the Hispanics were more for Trump than Romney.