Monologue: Banana Republicans | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) 

I give Malania credit for letting that orange slob impregnate her.

Actually, we need to do DNA test.

Maybe we should see the birth certificate.

James Lourenco

Not that you'd be able tell he got burned. Considering he is so orange.

"no collusion" = "I am not a crook"

The13thPhantom I really hope the name catches on. 😂

The13thPhantom wasn't watergate /nixon about spying on political opponents.What did the memo have in it a paid for fake dossier paid for by a dnc/clinton a political party used as the cover to spy on political opponents campaign.

Later in the show, talking about "the Wall," he called Trump "Blob the Builder" :D

red pill - I suggest you go read up on it. You're obviously too young and too stupid to know anything about it.

LiberalStick That metaphor is genius. Lol

Toad Jiang its working for the republitards!

Toad Jiang hey a serial killer, mafia leader, robber, arsonist, rapist, drug dealer and assaulter got away from the "bias" law enforcement. When the law enforcement checked that he didn't pay his tax, that was the limit for them to arrest him

First Trump has not been charged with anything, and will not be. Secondly you have not even read the memo. If you had you would understand what was really going on and how the FISA warrant was obtained via deception. Your comment is like a giant sign on your head that says " I do not know anything about this, other than what I have been told to think" Try reading, thinking and applying some of what ever education you had....... your comment really has nothing to do with the facts, the truth or anything other than a brainwashed version of reality. Read the document, study the law and then come back to me with a reply other than libtard triggered words like Racist etc.

You almost understand what is going on.........BUT you failed to understand that the memo is about the crime of the DNC run by Hilary, paying for a fake dossier and using that bought and paid for pile lies to open a FISA warrant to spy on Trumps people. The FISA warrant that was obtained illegally by the FBI who deliberatly did not tell the FISA judge that the DNC had paid the author of the Fake Russian Dossier to write it.....and that he, the author was on record as saying he hated Trump and would do anything not to see him elected. SO YES, GETTING THEIR FRIENDS IN THE FBI TO GET AN ILLEGAL WARRANT BASED ON A FAKE PAID FOR DOSSIER. You see you almost had it right........ apart from you got everything wrong. LOL

No, they won't.

Saun - it truly depends what's on TV that night. Unfortunately, I'm serious.

(1) They would have to make it easier for people, not harder like they have been doing!!! (2) Gerrymandering is bullshit and people feel helpless against it....(powers that be love that!!) (3) The Electoral College must go! Bottom line, you can't just blame those people who didn't vote cause there is more to it. Many of them would have but their polling places had been shut down, moved out of their reach or some other bullshit making it hard (in many cases impossible) for them to vote. If this type of corruption comes to an end, more people will vote!

Shaun People that don't pay attention to what is going on should just keep staying home. Ignorant voters will just make things worse.

Shaun Nope. But they’ll make a twitter post about how stupid it is that he won again. My generation is full of hypocrites. I have a policy now of asking them if they voted anytime they bitch about politics. If they didn’t, then just hush. They’re part of the reason this mess is happening. -_-

Thank You! I've been wondering the same thing for months like wtf!

Yep

agree

It's digital app

Now that is an excellent idea.

TheHighGuard UK Cadet Bonespurs is my fave!

_The Post_ is so funny on Nixon, gurgling curses into his phone all alone at night

will crow TRUTH!

We've been warned by many for decades and even as the coup is in its final stages, too many still aren't listening. “The American fascists are most easily recognized by their deliberate perversion of truth and fact. Their newspapers and propaganda carefully cultivate every fissure of disunity .…They claim to be super-patriots, but they would destroy every liberty guaranteed by the Constitution. They demand free enterprise, but are the spokesmen for monopoly and vested interest. Their final objective toward which all their deceit is directed is to capture political power so that, using the power of the state and the power of the market simultaneously, they may keep the common man in eternal subjection.” Vice President Henry A. Wallace, April 9, 1944.

Sharon Rants Time to start fighting back, America✊ www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/03/resistance-now-thousands-organize-to-defend-robert-mueller

when you start calling the person you're arguing with "mean" you probably don't have a very good argument.

B

The Mooch? That guy's a punk.

I've never seen anyone as robotic as Mooch on that show. Triggered is a good word. He was painful to listen to.

Ryne Green There is also the fact that there was actual damning evidence against Nixon.

Yourname Here I didn’t support Hillary but trump is clearly an idiot. Only reason he is president now is because there are somehow even dumber people who support him against all logic

Ryne Green....... somehow I doubt your IQ is much over 95, so be careful about who you name an idiot. Are you a billionaire ? Did you become The Most Powerful political figure in the world...... beating about 19 other professional politicians........ attacked by almost 95% of the media, and spending a fraction of clintons billions spent on her campaign. If that makes him an idiot what does it say about you?? I know who I would put my money on. If idiots can become Billionairs and the president, then you have no excuse for not doing the same.......... unless you are an even worse idiot. ???

Ian Fenn wealth is hardy a good indicator of intelligence, especially when you inherit most of it, have your daddy connection and have other people manage your business (trump just sell his names for other to use). He even bankrupted a casino, something which should be easily unavoidable. Also trump won the presidency simply because of luck due to running against one of the most hated politician in the country. And he didn’t even won because the people were for him, he lost by 3 million votes and simply won because of a outdated system. Fun fact for you, Steve Bannon warm Trump about the 25th amendment and he said “what’s that” and didn’t knew what the nuclear triad was which is something you should know about when you are running for fuckin presidency. His old professor said he was the dumbest student he ever had. And winning presidency doesn’t mean you’re smart, it just mean that your voters are just as stupid (in many cases more so) as him. Trump is just a good conman, but it isn’t hard to be that when you con dumbasses. Hell even people in his own administration admit he is a moron. They have to keep his attention by mentioning his name in briefings or he lose interest. Luck is the only thing that had gotten him this far. Had he not have these things and was born in a lower class family, he would be homeless on the streets right now

Ian Fenn and you know what, an idiot can become a billionaire in the country we live in as long as you were born to wealth (like trump), inherited your daddy wealth and business (like trump), have your daddy (like trump), and sell your name for other to use (like trump). Don’t act like being rich make you smart because when you have money to begin with, it become a whole lot easier to make money.

Maybe a cheeseburger that a certain POTUS will wanna eat in bed perhaps?

It’s like Trump’s Benghazi...

Eric Trump: *"FaTherrr.... I'm The sMaRt oNe fAtHeR!"*

Nice.

Are 'yo Memo' jokes a thing now?

Despicably Irascible Rapscallion Yes

LOL

Tyrannasaur Russ correct. Comey was an Obama appointee

Confirmed by Senate 93-1 in favour. Rand Paul was the lone dissension. 41 of 45 Republican Senators voted 'yea' on his Confirmation - there were 6 non-votes; 3 R, 3 D. www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=113&session=1&vote=00188

Thanks for that, I was wondering why he said that about Comey.

Trump's as big as a house, but he's orange.

Not yet

Ian Fenn - a Trumptard who thinks they aren't a turd of the world and are in a position to judge others. You are the bottom of the toilet bowl, where the heaviest shit falls to and where the entire planet wishes didn't exist in the first place.

Quicksilver Cooley based on evidence of crimes moron. Are you so blind you can't see felony offenses?

Based on declassified information. It's not like they made it all up out of thin air.

so all i have too is write me memo and i can free some of my buddies, now that all it's take lmao...wow...glad to know that moron

lol...but they show 4 sheets or paper tho ...lol...about nothing you dumb fuck

Who care if it was written by a Republican. It doesn't change the evidence the memo contains. Bill Mahr is using your stupidity and you fell for it haha you dumb fuck.

That's what you'd like us to think. But it's actually worse than watergate.

What do you know about the climate? Studied it have you? I doubt it very much, because otherwise you would not have posted this.

changes in our planet's atmosphere did not cause Hurricanes Harvey or Irma. But the consensus among scientists is that the effects of climate change, such as rising sea levels and warmer oceans, made those storms far more destructive than they would have been in previous decades. (From an article by cnn)

popcorn flake if the wind is blowing.

If they had canned laughter, why would they choose the track with that loud, annoying woman on it?