Monologue: WTF Is Going On? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) 

Also the most pointless protest in America's history.

+whoatemyhummus Nope. The more people demonstrate their disgust for Drumpf, the faster we'll get rid of him. And we'll get to see some of those tasty, salty Trumpster tears who can't stand to watch their god get ridiculed.

You misspelled "The largest organized protest in the history of the human race". Trump had people protesting him on ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS. He is literally globally reviled. Just because YOU'RE too thick to understand why it was a big deal doesn't change the fact that it was.

That's sad, considering there has been so much more worth protesting about. LMAO

I think that make sure that people remember that Republican are a minority in power is pretty important.

Kathleen Coulson doesn't make sense

...and John Travolta...

I know dear, I know.

...and that's AFTER a lot of scientologies celebs have left. Sad.

Kathleen Coulson I see you also watched the video

Bob yeah Chump will be laughing when he gets impeached and thrown to the curb!

Hey man, don't bring trouts into this. Fish aren't fucking the country over like Trump is.

Heimdal001 Incorrect. It's common knowledge that the love of trout is the root of all evil...duh.

you had Bush junior for 8 years!

This election has been great comedy material. Both Hillary and Trump.

he was the president in an episode of the Simpsons and even there he was a disaster

Bob Herrick is that the name you are using now mr Trump?

you heard what jenna jameson said about bill maher though? he has been preaching alternative fact of his own

* an alternate universe. Get it together.

Legalize weed and he will be. :P

They'll pick a comedian who will go easy on him.

liyev when Trump brings out Putin style journalist assasinations...

Crowder is probably polishing his stuff as we speak.

We already saw the Trump roast on CC. It wasn't that good.

Which comedian would agree to do it?

Hyder Noori it's too late. Bill was always such a voice of reason on the left for so long but I'm afraid Keith Olbermann is rubbing off on him

Hyder Noori ????? Curious how so?

Walter Sobchak fucking truth dude... We lost a good one. Bill has a personal bias against Trump now since he got sued n all

Hyder Noori No. No. I want him to. I want ALL of them to. The faster their shows die horrible deaths the better off the Republic is.

He's becoming another The Young Turks, and it's saddening....

Mark Cliffe he is holding all of the promises he has made so far

Tominos! Which ones are you referring to? I thought he said he wouldn't cut medicare or social security and now it's either in serious jeopardy or gonna be privatized. I could be wrong though...

Mark Cliffe Exactly what "damage" has Trump done? The economy's in better shape than it ever was under Obama or Bush, the unemployment rate is the lowest It's been since the 90's, illegal immigration is down by about 70%, Trump is negotiating better trade deals for the country, he got us out of that bullshit Paris accord, and ISIS has been wiped out in Iraq. So what damage are you referring to?

Mark Cliffe Where do you get your info from? The only promise Trump hasn't held was ending Obama care, and that's the fault of gutless, pussy ass RINO's like McConnell, and Ryan who hate Trump as much as the dummycrats

Well he seems to have connected to someone, I mean he was elected president.

Dont confuse 'connected' with 'used'. ...and I was refuring to his pathological need to lie about fucking everything. The core of this sentiment is that Trump is intensely delusional. Thing like the "Millions of people" he lies about just being some of the more blatantly delusional things. While most if not all of the other positive claims he makes are without any fact base. Hes disconnected from reality and thus the reality of the country. Regardless of whether or not he says something profound. Perfect example: Draining the swamp. People love hearing this. They also love ignoring who hes putting in power. AKA, doing the exact opposite of his claims.

+Grammar Jew Shitlibs like you are disconnected from reality. Ultratolerance and mass immigration aren't working, in case you haven't noticed. Unless you are a crony democrat, then mass immigration will get you future voters. Too bad enough Americans made the right decision and stopped your nonsense. We didn't just win an election, we are winning the culture war.

+German Ignorant, Im not a lib. Usual piece of shit jumps on the good old lib hate train trying to act like they scored a hit. Go point your black&white finger somewhere else. Even if I was Id still be in the right compared to you racist pissants. You sir are a massive and selfish moron who only sees the things they want to. That kind of blind nut licking that gets humanity into each era of ignorance and bigotry. No argument, no matter what you say or do will ever change the fact that the persistently inbred right has voted in a scam artist... ew... artist is to nice a term. Conman will do I suppose. Conman, failed business man with a spotted history that makes Mexican murderers and rapists look like Mormons. You are an idiot in prison whos bent over to grab the soup then stuck his fingers in his ears and started singing to ignore the pain. The day you cunts stopped caring about the truth you may as well have stuck a gun in your mouth. Ofc... what else is America good for if not ignorance. Nice ironic nickname though.

What a moron!

You must of liked Obama shitting on you.

no you don't. you type stuff on the internet while he controls your life.

Your life even more because you love to be told what to do .

snarky comments and mocking is the same as debate to the left. keep standing up for your countries enemies FIRST and you own people last. You want you enemy to invade cause you hate the right well you cunts would be the first to die.

You're right, because you bitches would be hiding behind us.

Brett Armstrong thanks, you too!

+Annabelle B -- He's not stealing anyone. He won and you're just sour about it.

No. we have to be nasty to each other this is the comment section on the internet.

I want the protesters to have a terrible day. fuck them.

bill, should I, too, have a good fsy?

Bubblegum Witch true that

Douglas Quaid that made no sense....

Douglas Quaid- Sounds like you are homophobic. Don't worry no gay man would want you or any straight woman.

@rgoddess1 that gaping hole between your legs says otherwise. :)

You IS bad!

Or at least get us to laugh at tragedy.

Steve Haigh as well as Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, Trevor Noah, Seth Myers, Jimmy Kimmel, and John Oliver. They are the gifts from God in these difficult times, why he chose them as the gifts and not a deadly heart attack against most of the GOP I will never know but still.

Steve Haigh Dark times!!? I hope you are still alive after a year living in dark times. Tell us how dark it was, have’t you reached the dark ages yet? Don’t forget to explain how shiny and hopeful the situation was before the dark ages started.

Pussy

@@mlpfanboy1701 Trevor Noah sucks though

G Graves I think he has narcissistic personality disorder.

Sam Hugh Every politician has narcissistic personality disorder

"medical people"...idiot

Obama didn't. Sorry, he didn't. He cared, he really did.

I agree that he is a narcisstic personality and antisocial personality but he is also showing signs of someone with early dementia and they have a responsibility to call this out and do whatever the law is when we have someone mentally incompetent to remove them from causing harm.

Jennifer Brightwell ha! Loved that one!

Awesome comment! I found myself laughing, then shuddering, then crying!

Squeekers J-S

It worked for the Israelis.

Tyler C. That's because citizens are drafted in to their army when they graduate to serve 4 years.

and boats lmao

I'm pretty sure the wall will be electrified with armed guards patrolling it. If you couple that with automatic deportation of illegals, it'll deter most of them.

Tyler C. Sounds ambitious and extremely expensive, I'm intrigued to see how functional it'll be especially considering no one but American taxpayers are paying for this one.

+Freddy Travale Not just Canada, but the entire world.

Most of the world is shit so I wouldn't pay attention to us.

I think Canadians don't have much to laugh about after Harper you have Trudeau, the world is laughing at you too

Ipruben RR As someone from outside the US i can say that absolutely no one is laughing at Canada. The US on the other hand...

Well, I am, and I am not from the US

She most likely meant alternative interpretation of the facts as a whole. Not the facts themselves which, if they were alternatives, would make them theories or conjecture. However, she blindly stumbled into some free publicity and didn't want to correct the record.

Sam Maluth that is a killer joke!

I so hope you're right!

I'm going for fragged by his own secret service. Fingers crossed.

+jimmyjones05 Looks like your opinion can be summarized in the last 3 words.

Wishful thinking a fact does not make. We're boned.

I'd say based on the pattern we've seen so far, its more likely that by 2024 we'll be in full blown nuclear winter after successively waging war with Iran, North Korea, China, then finally Russia. Better start building your bunkers people! Shits about to get craaaaazyyy!

What'd he nail?

He doesn't even know. Just mindless Mayer drones.

No weak tea there!

Wrong Bill is an unfunny liberal propaganda machine. A sad shadow and reflection of what he used to be.

Justin Lewis Who is Wrong Bill? Is it O'riley?

Justin Lewis oh bullshit the GOP is a sad shadow of what it used to be

Not Bill O'Reilly! Bill O'Leary, Mrs. O'Leary's son whose dice playing hooligan friends started the Chicago fire and blamed it on a cow. "That's wrong, Bill!"

Bloody heart15 That's horrible idea

Jacob Mcmahan why

Why?

Because he is an idiot.

No, he's in my back pocket, not yours.

And your bastard president is not tired of whining yet.

Totally agreed. Well said!

Well said! That’s difference between a free thinker and a follower.

agreed.

I agree as well, but there are sometimes where you have to he all right or left because then you won't have two choices anymore.

Or the Russian progranda machine 😕

+Raven: What exactly and in specific are you referring to?

In care you don't know, it's pretty well known that Russia has been trying to influence American politics in response to the sanctions the US has placed on them. One of the ways they do this is by controlling online comment sections on RU-vid, Facebook, and Reddit.

Please share whatever you are smoking. :)

His anti trump is oil in water...

Just as greasy too..

Blow me snowman

Eduardo Rivera aren't you a mckenna fan? how the hell did you get dragged into the trump mentality?

I'm more anti-Hillary than a Trump fan. Anyone but Hillary! I'm a RON PAUL FAN.

Neither has trump! lmao!!!!

but he won!! lol

he need to take his horny ass back to the hotel, as for president hey everybody make mistakes lol

lol me too

... gets* (third person, no apostrophe)

@@einundsiebenziger5488 Thank you! As not native English speaker/writer this get's me every time!

You have an opinion!

hehe, that's how America fail, too much fucking comedian

and you have your alternative facts lmao

Probably the most unfunny person on the planet. Painful to listen to. Can I have those 5 minutes of my life back?

MrJaeberhard you're just mad that he's stating facts, and Trumptards hate facts.

What's funnier is how people have to twist into pretzels to justify their not voting.

I think that will be the silver lining of Trumps presidency: low hanging fruit for comedians.

Yeah, I think last week at the Capitol pretty much sealed the deal on that one.

He Would but we need him right where he is

Markel megan

And they are much drier.

Trump is your president

He's got a lot of great writers on his show.

... Goebbels* ...

You make no sense.

Naw. That's just you.

I find it difficult to believe that people voted for a piece of lying, treasonous crap that is Hillary Clinton.

vigbeanfan yeah, now you have an administration full of CEOs that will surely act in favor for the small man.

That's what you get when you have barely average education spending and the highest military spending in the world.

can't believe there are people that think that vote counts.

Simple. Identity politics. Dems only give a shit about a gay trans non binary muslim they never talk about my problems. the right is better than that shit any day at least they talk about thing that affect me rather than costal liberal issues that affect .3% of people in america

Mike Hawk Then don't come here.

good point well carry on with your hate jokes

Mike Hawk Alternative Jokes

Hes the best for rim jobs, ask Trump!

Commenting from early 2021. Trust me - it gets way worse.

Nah. Salt is being flooded into the market by Democrat tears. Looks like a good short.

And in deodorant for all of trumps liars for hire sweating bullets making shit up and twisting bs things he says to try and defend him. Also id suggest investing in exxon mobile. Since you now have a traitor with a conflict of interest as your new sec of state. Damn. That position always has losers hmm?

osi prediction Dow 1000 at the end of trump regime.

Logic, Reason, and Evidence now we know how you lost your family's Fortune!