Monster House Without Context 

Me: *mentions one of my female classmates* My entire family: 0:09

0:29 "My mom's at the movies with her personal trainer" LMFAOOO

It’s kind of ruined when you’ve seen the movie 1,263 times and know exactly what the context is

0:43 "Puberty! Yeah, i'm having lots and lots of puberty!" *"moUnTaIn dEw"*

"Hello Fence" *Whomst has disturbed the ancient one*

1:09 What my mom sees when she walks into my room at 1am checking if I’m asleep

Kid: dies Oompaloompas: 0:24

0:58 damn i didn’t know post Malone was in monster house

Teachers when someone is bullying : 1:02 Teachers when someone talks during class : 0:36

Everybody is sleepin on 0:12 *“you would be so happy if he was under the car wouldn’t you”* 💀

0:27 elementary schoolers when the teacher makes a boy and girl partners

0:18 chowder turns into a old man after hitting himself with a basketball

0:09 The PE teacher when a girl’s back is turned to him

Me: walking downstairs not at all trying to be quiet my parents when they finally notice me: 1:37

1:24 the fact that he thought that would WORK IM DEAD “What are you doing!” “Trying to slow the house down!”

Bones: scares child Also Bones: Proceeds to french a stuffed bunny.

Substitute teacher: **is having a mental breakdown** The entire class: 0:24

0:16 me when my teacher marks me down on an essay for a spelling mistake

Me: touches thermostat while dad is asleep 0:36 my dad

0:43 puberty yeah I'm having lots of puberty. *MOUNTAIN DEW*

Me: *Introduces myself* Other person: 0:03

Me going to the bathroom at 2:00 am 0:36 My dad when I turn the lights on

1:25 "He's a little confused but he got the spirit"

0:12 When you think you ran over the Ice Age baby

0:28 7 year old boys when they find a naked Barbie doll in storage boxes

1:14 When I step out of quarantine.

Anime I’m watching when I’m alone: 0:00 Anime Im watching when my parents walk in: 0:28

0:29 *_And Nobodys gonna explain that Chowders mom is going to the movies with her personal trainer_*

1:00 Chowder: I don’t want to steal drugs from my father! Policeman: *does*

0:26 the toilet monster when it sees my bare ass sit down

0:32 Bones drank a potion and turned into Chowder

0:48 when your dad finally calls you after he left 12 years ago now that you won the lottery.

0:09 12 year old boys when you’re the only girl in a game server

The humor in this movie or so organic, and natural, the relationship between the main cast is so genuine and it shows. I think it helps a lot that they’re together on a set physically acting out the characters as opposed to a vocal booth

0:02 the 1st graders when they see me after quarantine is over

0:19 Old man: *dies* Women: *starts to dance*

0:27 Me trying to scare my mom at the supermarket

0:16 "Errrueemememd" **gets hit by a ball and dies**

Thinking of substitutes for a “balloon”: 0:40

0:02 Me just casually flirting with a cute girl but then she gets creeped out and runs to her daycare supervisors

0:26 I think i wee’d a little

0:40 when my homie asks if I want coke from a can or a bottle

1:31 "Take this" "What?" *gets sucked into the shadow realm*

0:32 Drinking alcohol definitely has some heavy side effects

0:05 "Stay up in your room all day staring at an old man through a telescope!" _BUT WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA DO DURING QUARANTINE MOM?_

Bones: *drinks beer* Chowder: *chokes to death* House: *gets angry* This isn’t without context, this is pure gold

0:18 Breaks neck after getting hit in the head

0:29 *My mom is at the movies with her personal trainer* 0:28 *His mom and her "Personal trainer"*

this movie was so cursed on its own lmao

They don’t make scary kids movies anymore like this

0:05 Mother: stay up in your room all day Staring at an old man through a telescope *Dad winks: well haaheha

1:09 I don't need context "Tense" Holy mo l y K I L L E R S L I N K I E S

0:26 *OOOOOOOOOOOO* “AA-“

0:27 Beastars' Legoshi and Haru love story in a nutshell

Old Man: Literally dies *Cuts* *to* *a* *girl* *partying*

0:37 - “Back to business. Eggs.” 0:39 - *Disturbed sounds.*

“Back to business. *Eggs.*” The boys: *ÆUGH*

best thing is when you've never actually seen the movie.

1:00 real footages of mafia boss’s children talking casually to each other

Nebbercracker: Dies Elizabeth: *PARTY TIME!*

0:00 “Hello, fence!” *runs away in sheer terror and fear*

0:01 "Hello friends :D" *Later* Screaming like someone broke in her room.

0:50 Chowder: Hey DJ got any beer. *2 Second silence* DJ: yOu HaTe MeXiCaN

0:03 Boys when the church's priest approaches them

"I don't wanna steal drugs from my father!!" 1:00

“We’re back to business - eggs.”

0:03 Fire alarms be like

when u ask ur dad where babies come from: 0:09

"I don't wanna steal drugs from my father" such an underrated line

Modern day memes "The Bottle.." "OF COURSE"

5 year old me having a tiny sip of moms wine and then after having a sip: 0:31

0:18 *How Chowder Killed CrEppPppppyYyyy Man In Da Alternate Ending*

0:47 this is basically out of context in the actual movie

1:31 "Take this..." "what?" *catapults into the eternal abyss*

Actually seeing Constance encased in the concrete was a part of my childhood trauma but looking back it was cool they put that in a kids movie. 10/10 a classic

1:14 “Hello?..” *A H*

0:19 The Corona Virus in my body after I eat one Flintstone Vitamin:

“Don’t tease the dog like that” Me: 0:26

0:18 explain why this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

0:17 that transition to Nebbercracker was so good 💀

The fact you left out the best quote of this film is such a missed opportunity *so it’s a girl house*

Introverts whenever someone tries to talk to them: 0:03

0:18-0:24 When your granddad who you absolutely hate dies so you throw a party over it. 0:25 Then there's an awkward moment of silence due to getting caught by your younger sibling 0:27 So your boyfriend saves the situation by terrorising the kid into not telling your parents.

0:27 Dory speaks "Whale"

"Bottle" "Of course" This sounds so much better without context

0:57 still doesn't make any sense _with_ context!

0:37 “back to business. E G G S”

What we think the germs do when we use hand sanitizer that kills 99.9 percent of germs: 0:34

0:04 me when my uncle comes in my room

"heeey, hello fence!" *dies*

Here’s a movie that needs to be a live action.

HowToBasic as a teacher Class: *Talking* HowToBasic: AWHWHWHW Class: *Becomes quiet* HowToBasic: 0:37

I remember thinking monster house was something I made up in my mind since nobody knew what is was where I lived

1:14 “aAaAhHh”

Wait I forgot how family friendly and overall wholesome this movie is :)

0:34 How dramatic Imma be when the next person coughs in public because of this virus bs.

Chowder: *taunting* Also chowder: *gets hit in the face with a ball*

1:32 *You're going to brazil*

Grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love. The kind of deals that make you boogie. *_0:02_* [Music]

0:19 Old Man Dies. *ROCK MUSIC BEGINS*