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Monty Python- Cheese Shop 

Andrew Boynton
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A funny Monty Python sketch. Enjoy!

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@vampiricn1ght
@vampiricn1ght Год назад
I feel nobody takes the time to appreciate how much work John Cleese had to put into memorizing basically every kind of cheese
@NativeEffect
@NativeEffect Год назад
Would be amazing, if it was an uncut scene. But really he’d only have to memorise 4-5 then the camera cuts to the other guy
@madsclausen4028
@madsclausen4028 Год назад
@@NativeEffect There is a recording of them doing the sketch live, if you'd like to see John Cleese performing his heart out.
@hamburgerhelper22
@hamburgerhelper22 Год назад
i know,correct?
@olarisrhea2034
@olarisrhea2034 Год назад
John Cheese, brilliant
@lipino7777
@lipino7777 Год назад
he doesn't have to anymore
@lovemykiss9
@lovemykiss9 4 года назад
Cheeses listed: Red Leicester, Tilsit, Caerphilly, Bel Paese, Red Windsor, Stilton, Gruyere, Emmenthal, Norwegian Jarlsberg, Liptauer, Lancashire, White Stilton, Danish Blue, Double Gloucester, Cheshire, Dorset Blue Vinny, Brie, Roquefort, Pont L’Eveque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre de L’Est, Boursin, Bresse-Bleu, Perle de Champagne, Camembert, Gouda, Edam, Caithness, Smoked Austrian, Sage Derby, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola, Parmesan, Mozzarella, Pipo Creme, Danish Fynboe, Czechoslovakian sheep’s milk cheese (Abertam), Venezuelan Beaver Cheese, Cheddar, Ilchester and Limburger.
@sakellarioudimitris7439
@sakellarioudimitris7439 4 года назад
And no feta....
@karabaja63
@karabaja63 4 года назад
NO
@Muchoyo
@Muchoyo 4 года назад
Nor Spanish Manchego!
@lovemykiss9
@lovemykiss9 4 года назад
Mic Arsenijevic It’s a bit of a delicacy.
@LordNumbnutsthe1st
@LordNumbnutsthe1st 4 года назад
Oh, man, the beaver cheese is an actual THING?! *shudders* Also, can't believe I've been hearing it wrong all these decades - always thought Cleese said "Danish *BIMBO*". #SMH Smiling face with rueful eyes
@juliankasow2871
@juliankasow2871 3 года назад
I love all the python sketches where it's just John Cleese steadily getting angrier and angrier
@marcuscasagrande7596
@marcuscasagrande7596 2 года назад
Perfect
@upturnedblousecollar5811
@upturnedblousecollar5811 2 года назад
Impressive that he memorised such a long list of unavailable cheese.
@nickknierim3345
@nickknierim3345 2 года назад
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@nickknierim3345
@nickknierim3345 2 года назад
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@HiVizCamo
@HiVizCamo 2 года назад
WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY DANCING UP!
@epiphilosophy
@epiphilosophy 4 года назад
"The cat's eaten it!" "Has he?" "She, sir." (with that shit-eating grin, love it!)
@theoverseer393
@theoverseer393 3 года назад
a smile that could eat an entire cheese wheel in one bite
@TheBehm08
@TheBehm08 3 года назад
Even a bad guesser at the gender of the cat lol
@redactedduetosafetyreasons
@redactedduetosafetyreasons 3 года назад
Adrian: DAMM IT PLAGG!
@mikemerinoff
@mikemerinoff 2 года назад
This is the most overlooked joke in the history of comedy
@DrunkenCoward1
@DrunkenCoward1 Год назад
*John Cleese death stare*
@kurtwagner350
@kurtwagner350 5 лет назад
It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese
@zagor1974
@zagor1974 4 года назад
@Cary Groneveldt Definitely
@gheumann
@gheumann 4 года назад
no, no - I'm keen to guess.
@misterwishart
@misterwishart 4 года назад
@Cary Groneveldt - Whereas the best delivery has to go "Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more..."
@matthewsabo2490
@matthewsabo2490 3 года назад
No it isn't
@sashcroft7270
@sashcroft7270 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Rtrtvhc-3yw.html ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)(ᗒᗩᗕ)
@ajg8600
@ajg8600 5 лет назад
McDonalds when you ask for ice cream
@ZombiesCometh
@ZombiesCometh 4 года назад
AJ G so I’m not the only one who has encountered 90% of McDonalds who inexplicably have broken ice cream machines?!
@jacobhargiss3839
@jacobhargiss3839 4 года назад
@@ZombiesCometh i dont think people understand what a pain in the rear those machines are to operate, one missed step when cleaning or reassembling and it makes a horrible skreaching noise as if one thousand nails on chalk boards surrounded the area. Also, they continuously over freeze and become blocked or underfreeze and turn into milkshake.
@greenghost2008
@greenghost2008 4 года назад
My theory is that they have no way to fix it if it breaks during the day. They are just fucked if it breaks down early on.
@dancrane3807
@dancrane3807 4 года назад
But, it is great ice cream on the 10% of the days it does work.
@watto7291
@watto7291 4 года назад
@@ZombiesCometh our ice cream machine has never broken. We're the only macdonalds in the area to have never had the ice cream machine break. Did you know the milkshake machine is the same machine as the ice cream machine?
@zibberebbiz
@zibberebbiz 4 года назад
"Venezuelan beaver cheese?" "Not today."
@zagor1974
@zagor1974 4 года назад
"Normally, sir, yes, but today the plane broke down
@DV84nl
@DV84nl 3 года назад
Sooo good, classic!!
@renlin8925
@renlin8925 3 года назад
@Robyn Harris you’d be surprised
@santiagodelcastillo3241
@santiagodelcastillo3241 3 года назад
@Ed Norton ah yes, the transatlantic van, of course.
@musettemusic8261
@musettemusic8261 2 года назад
Interesting thing here is that there are no beavers in the Venezuelan natural habitat!
@Stubby1085
@Stubby1085 3 года назад
John has said that when he and Graham wrote the skit everybody thought it was horrible except Michael Palin who fell on the floor with laughter. 😂
@simonpeters2128
@simonpeters2128 3 года назад
Palin was definitly right!
@ravensong9030
@ravensong9030 2 года назад
That's what I saw in an interview as well, John Cleese wrote this sketch without even thinking it was funny
@HiVizCamo
@HiVizCamo 2 года назад
It's all in the delivery, this would fall to pieces without Cleese here, at his peak.
@ravensong9030
@ravensong9030 2 года назад
@@HiVizCamo Yes, and I think this applies to a lot of Monty Python's material. Maybe Palin saw where the sketch was going when he was shown the script
@TheGreatAtario
@TheGreatAtario 2 года назад
Bless Michael Palin
@Shadypelt
@Shadypelt 5 лет назад
I work in a cheese shop, so, a lady asked for two cheeses we don’t have then told me to watch this haha^^
@kylew.4896
@kylew.4896 4 года назад
I never been To a cheese shop...how do you serve it?
@jamestankitwo8461
@jamestankitwo8461 4 года назад
@@kylew.4896 Extra runny
@lemsolaris67
@lemsolaris67 4 года назад
Which cheese you did not have? Just in case..
@WolfBound
@WolfBound 4 года назад
armyyyyyyy
@TitoRigatoni
@TitoRigatoni 4 года назад
@@lemsolaris67 Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
@Snowfireblues
@Snowfireblues 3 года назад
5:08 I love how the man buying cheese goes from being a Moriarty styled intellectual, whom, without any hesitation whatsoever, killed a man for wasting his time with a cheese shop that has no cheese to sell at all (briefly contemplating the insignificance and futility of his victim's, now former, existence), to being a full blown cowboy in a matter of milliseconds.
@diomedes8791
@diomedes8791 3 года назад
SnowFireBlues Have you seen the original Flying Circus episode the sketch is lifted from? If not, the cowboy thing is part of the transition into the next sketch where Cleese supposedly is a character in a Western movie reviewed by Eric Idle.
@TheRealGnolti
@TheRealGnolti 2 года назад
This is in essence the utter genius of this five minute episode, and only Cleese & Palin could possibly pull it off. I'm sure there was a script, but it self-destructed upon performance.
@willywins0446
@willywins0446 2 года назад
I don't understand what you mean.
@deanwinchester3526
@deanwinchester3526 2 года назад
He’s actually more of a Sherlock than a Moriarty. Sherlock’s a sociopath. Moriarty is a psychopath.
@a-likely-story
@a-likely-story 2 года назад
Yes I too love elements of the video that make it humorous.
@grumpyentity2029
@grumpyentity2029 10 месяцев назад
‘Venezuelan beaver cheese?’ ‘Not today sir no’ The way he says it makes it sound like they normally do have it 😂
@Jaryism
@Jaryism 3 года назад
There’s something so brilliantly hilarious about this that just goes straight to the heart. The veil of respectfulness and civility lasts like 95% then when he realizes there’s nothing he has no choice but to drop the veil and blast him, it’s genius lol
@goranadamson6170
@goranadamson6170 2 года назад
Exactly!!
@LeonardGreenpaw
@LeonardGreenpaw 2 года назад
You wouldnt like me when I am peckish sir
@hamburgerhelper22
@hamburgerhelper22 Год назад
Seems a bit bereft of cheese.........
@jamesmartin2063
@jamesmartin2063 Год назад
@@LeonardGreenpaw this show was created by the bbc
@Kniesoor
@Kniesoor Год назад
I like this sketch, dont get me wrong, but I dont really understand the point they're trying to make. Or is there none?
@matheustran8009
@matheustran8009 5 лет назад
If you pay attention to the beginning the cheese shop's name is Henry Wensleydale ... So he wasn't lying
@quaid667
@quaid667 5 лет назад
He changed it to Arthur in one of the live shows
@qwertylello
@qwertylello 4 года назад
There's a joke on the shop banner that hardly anyone caught. It reports: "Purveyor of fine cheese to the gentry _and the poverty stricken too_ "
@jimsj9482
@jimsj9482 4 года назад
.. a proper cheese shop plays parlay and purveys to both mice and cats...
@LMTR14
@LMTR14 4 года назад
so how is that a joke
@MickPalaniEllis
@MickPalaniEllis 4 года назад
I don't get it...what is the significance of that name ?
@twiggyb67
@twiggyb67 5 лет назад
"Will you shut that bloody dancing up!!?"
@quizmaster85
@quizmaster85 5 лет назад
"I told you so."
@eitanavni-heller7774
@eitanavni-heller7774 4 года назад
No...
@ScarecrOmega
@ScarecrOmega 4 года назад
perfect timing, I lost it at that part
@jimsj9482
@jimsj9482 4 года назад
That shit gets really annoying when you're buying cheese...
@CoffeeManiac20
@CoffeeManiac20 4 года назад
That caught me off guard
@andydidyouhear
@andydidyouhear Год назад
0:58 "So I curtailed my Walpoling activities, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!” Good Lord, what a line!
@Shivas-cj7vr
@Shivas-cj7vr 3 месяца назад
😂 lovit!
@garywozniak7742
@garywozniak7742 Месяц назад
..I want to buy some cheese.
@michaelsmith-bn6no
@michaelsmith-bn6no 3 дня назад
Today in the U.S.A. : “Yo, Got some cheese Yo ?”
@treasurehunter3744
@treasurehunter3744 4 года назад
John Cleese: Peckish Me: Oh! Hungry. John Cleese: Esurient. Me: by context, a new word for hungry. John Cleese: Eaveruoodidilye Vender: Ah! Hungry. Me: !?
@Digital-2_4_6
@Digital-2_4_6 4 года назад
Treasure Hunter couldn’t have said it better
@matsgranqvist9928
@matsgranqvist9928 4 года назад
"I were all hungry like"
@tessastrong1770
@tessastrong1770 2 года назад
@@matsgranqvist9928 from the bottom of my heart thank you lol
@dmitriyk6465
@dmitriyk6465 2 года назад
It's hard...Especially when you are Russian. But anyway it's my favourite British sketch.
@Ali-gp2eq
@Ali-gp2eq 2 года назад
He says 'eee came over all hungry like' said in joke Yorkshire accent
@BionicTem
@BionicTem 4 года назад
I lost my shit at "it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese"
@copybook3432
@copybook3432 4 года назад
I did not understand joke. Explain please,
@bakedbeast689
@bakedbeast689 3 года назад
@@copybook3432 there’s nothing to really explain... Dude wants cheese, cheese shop has no cheese. He jokes and says “it’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese” bc there’s no cheese in sight
@fenderstratguy
@fenderstratguy 3 года назад
@@copybook3432 The owner was bragging about how clean his cheese shop was and Cleese grudgingly concedes that, well as a minimum, there definitely seems to be no cheese contaminating it (making it dirty). The irony is that cheese is the one thing you would expect to find plenty of in a cheese shop.
@waynemarvin5661
@waynemarvin5661 2 года назад
You lost your shit? Where did you have it last?
@samuelhain2712
@samuelhain2712 2 года назад
Bionic Tern- Take Pepto Bismol
@mariguana7918
@mariguana7918 4 года назад
Blessed are the cheesemakers
@embe1
@embe1 4 года назад
For whey shall inherit the earth
@IrvingIV
@IrvingIV 4 года назад
Broken be the bakers, withered be the farmers, and the pottery makers.
@justaguy2365
@justaguy2365 4 года назад
Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally, it refers to any manufacturer of dairy products
@beaurzaiz
@beaurzaiz 4 года назад
@John Stocker I wasn't picking it, I was just scratching it...
@richardcarrier9536
@richardcarrier9536 3 года назад
That was pretty gouda, but I do believe you could do cheddar next time.
@rjmunguia1
@rjmunguia1 3 года назад
I can't believe no one has mentioned 2:23 where he starts listing cheeses in rhythm with the music in the background, probably one of my favorite parts.
@bullsseye11
@bullsseye11 2 года назад
Nice catch, never noticed!
@AppleGazin
@AppleGazin 2 года назад
Thanks! Didn't notice that.
@gargoyle790
@gargoyle790 2 года назад
Thank you for this! As a musician who's seen this sketch probably close to 100 times, I hadn't noticed.
@guitaristdotcom
@guitaristdotcom 2 года назад
Nice!
@jeffmousebeans5055
@jeffmousebeans5055 Год назад
as a musician who is actually a musician, I can confirm that it is certainly not in rhythm with the music by any means
@TTony-tu6dm
@TTony-tu6dm 4 года назад
Their incredible use of the language is what puts the Pythons a cut above all others
@diomedes8791
@diomedes8791 3 года назад
Amen to that. All Pythons were Oxbridge graduates, which shows (xcept Terry Gilliam).
@Darkstar263
@Darkstar263 5 лет назад
"I don't care how excrementally runny it is"
@kingdavid7571
@kingdavid7571 4 года назад
On the audio album he says "fucking runny" I think the album is "Monty Python's Matching Tie and Handkerchief". I had another of their albums, but I can't remember its Title.
@DoctorInk20
@DoctorInk20 4 года назад
Ah, yes. Swearing on public service TV. 😆 I legitimately find "excremently" funnier.
@phousefilms
@phousefilms 4 года назад
@@kingdavid7571 Its in "the Final Ripoff"that he says "fucking", still have my CD's of it. :)
@mannywildegibbons1177
@mannywildegibbons1177 4 года назад
I came here to watch the sketch because I'm eating brie, and it's very runny, quite excrementally so.
@premanadi
@premanadi 3 года назад
@Geo Leech I agree.
@chucknola484
@chucknola484 2 года назад
The way he said the line "I want to buy some cheeeeessseeee" always gets me.
@SamuelBlack84
@SamuelBlack84 2 года назад
"Excuse me, is this a cheese shop?" "No, sir" "Well, that's that sketch knackered then, isn't it?"
@unstableordinance
@unstableordinance Год назад
Shoots shop owner and rides into the sunset...
@SeherFettProductions
@SeherFettProductions 4 года назад
The thing that makes it so brilliant is that by everything that is holy in comedy, the very concept of this sketch just *shouldn't* work. Yet it's one of the most memorable and beloved Python sketches, and that's already saying a lot. :D
@-8l-924
@-8l-924 2 года назад
what are the reasons it shouldn’t work?
@paulmahoney7619
@paulmahoney7619 2 года назад
@@-8l-924 it’s John Cleese listing off cheeses and Michael Palin saying they don’t have them until Cleese gets fed up and puts a bullet in Palin’s skull. That shouldn’t be funny, but Cleese and Palin are able to pull it off
@JE47556
@JE47556 2 года назад
@@-8l-924 because they’re all out, just this morning, Sir.
@conscienceaginBlackadder
@conscienceaginBlackadder 2 года назад
@@-8l-924 It doesn't work for me. Because no..no..no is just a bore, it needs a clever answer to each cheese. The completely forgotten 80s series Assaulted Nuts has a shop sketch with Tim Brooke-Taylor, Sparkling Cyanide, that's similarly silly but it's logic works far better.
@Shinkajo
@Shinkajo 8 месяцев назад
Most beloved? Is it really?
@actionturnip395
@actionturnip395 4 года назад
I’m never ready for the cowboy hat at the end.
@MickPalaniEllis
@MickPalaniEllis 4 года назад
Ironically, the very beginning it sounds like old western music that they're playin
@CziffraTheThird
@CziffraTheThird 3 года назад
Does the scene actually end there? What happens after he puts the hat on? The video really cuts off with a big cliffhangar
@MityaiKuvalda
@MityaiKuvalda 3 года назад
@@CziffraTheThird it ends with Cleese in a hat and Rough Cheddar caption
@AceNinja2112
@AceNinja2112 2 месяца назад
"NOBODY expects the cowboy hat!" 🤠
@ripro83
@ripro83 5 лет назад
This is one of their Top 5 Sketches: a combination of a great premise and impeccable dialogue, but with a touch of weirdness to keep it off balance.
@Evan490BC
@Evan490BC 4 года назад
But with a touch of cheesiness...
@trashAndNoStar
@trashAndNoStar 4 года назад
...without the actual cheese, of course.
@paul2523a
@paul2523a 3 года назад
John cleese always said he didn't find this sketch funny
@fenderstratguy
@fenderstratguy 3 года назад
@@paul2523a That's insane. It's hilarious.
@paul2523a
@paul2523a 3 года назад
@@fenderstratguy exactly
@jack002tuber
@jack002tuber 4 года назад
It's not like you're trying to return a dead parrot
@samarvora7185
@samarvora7185 4 года назад
Nah, he's just stunned, you see... Beautiful plumage...
@reptilemama939
@reptilemama939 3 года назад
@@samarvora7185 pining for the fjords...
@poppyqueen7894
@poppyqueen7894 3 года назад
💀💀💀
@reptilemama939
@reptilemama939 3 года назад
@@fenderstratguy yes!! I stand corrected
@reptilemama939
@reptilemama939 3 года назад
@@fenderstratguy see above 😊
@0x777
@0x777 4 года назад
"What a senseless waste of human life" I wonder to this day whether he meant the clerk he shot or whether he meant the viewer he was looking at and the time wasted watching the sketch. Personally, I consider it time well wasted.
@torbjornkarlsen
@torbjornkarlsen 4 года назад
The ending is a bit disappointing, it really is.
@negascoot23
@negascoot23 4 года назад
@@torbjornkarlsen Python had a way of doing that...a lot of their sketches don't end so much as they just--stop. (Either that, or they segue into the following sketch.) No resolution, no pay-off, no punchline. It was deliberate and calculated rebellion against the expected format of a comedy sketch... ...and it was brilliant 😊 It really makes you realize how psychologically dependent you are on the traditional narrative structure: A defined beginning, middle, and end. Mess with that, and your brain doesn't know what to do with itself☺️😵
@bigcoffee8341
@bigcoffee8341 4 года назад
I saw it as the fact that the shop owner was so useless, his life meant nothing and his death was the same. The shop guy's existence was a senseless waste of human life.
@Brendan-Black
@Brendan-Black 3 года назад
@@negascoot23 Because, let's be honest, the Python were not good at writing a satisfying ending to a sketch...ever.
@negascoot23
@negascoot23 3 года назад
@@Brendan-Black They've talked about that--about coming up with sketch ideas and literally *not* knowing how to end them. The genius part is that they didn't trash the sketches, or make up any sort of crap that would serve as an ending, they just asked themselves: _"What if it just STOPS?"_ Noboby else ever really considered that as an option ☺️
@johanneshe6939
@johanneshe6939 5 лет назад
I was expecting the punchline to be that the Camembert was so runny that it ran away...
@matheustran8009
@matheustran8009 5 лет назад
Same
@thec-m
@thec-m 5 лет назад
I was expecting him to pull out a milk jug or something.
@briang.2218
@briang.2218 5 лет назад
@@thec-m Same XD
@meot.meo.1097
@meot.meo.1097 5 лет назад
That's freakin' funny and the fact how they maybe avoid that punchline even when it's obvious. 🤣
@SerDiesel90
@SerDiesel90 4 года назад
Monty Python doesn't do punchlines
@killjoymcquire6340
@killjoymcquire6340 5 лет назад
Apparently, John Cleese and Graham Chapman had the idea for this sketch after Cleese had been sea sick. Seems appropriate given the feverish tone.
@Leebo13
@Leebo13 4 года назад
Yes, to think that it was borne from the idea that John Cleese wondered if he could buy cheese from a pharmacy.
@ombricshalazar3869
@ombricshalazar3869 2 года назад
lol more like john cheese
@budakbaongsiah
@budakbaongsiah 2 года назад
@@ombricshalazar3869 That would've been John's name had his father not changed the family's surname for fear of mockery.
@ombricshalazar3869
@ombricshalazar3869 2 года назад
@@budakbaongsiah it was DESTINY
@lqtmn
@lqtmn 8 месяцев назад
Uncontaminated by cheese is my favorite throw away line of all time
@francesmeyer8478
@francesmeyer8478 7 дней назад
I was listening to a video about American Riviera Orchard and this popped into my mind. ARO is uncontaminated by products of any type.🇺🇸
@jackspry9736
@jackspry9736 2 года назад
RIP the two members of Monty Python Graham Chapman (January 8, 1941 - October 4, 1989), aged 48 Terry Jones (February 1, 1942 - January 21, 2020), aged 77 You both will always be remembered as legends.
@pressureworks
@pressureworks Год назад
And the Parrot.
@Profkol0rado
@Profkol0rado 5 месяцев назад
​@@pressureworksNo, He's just resting
@amoghvikramsingh1671
@amoghvikramsingh1671 4 года назад
5:05 It was an act of pure optimism to pose the question in the first place 🤣🤣
@goranadamson6170
@goranadamson6170 2 года назад
How elegant, how furious!
@djbukkit
@djbukkit 5 лет назад
Not much of a cheese shop really is it?
@Kelly14UK
@Kelly14UK 5 лет назад
Blessed Are The Cheesemakers
@sirswearsalot1813
@sirswearsalot1813 5 лет назад
The finest in the area
@TH-fs2hm
@TH-fs2hm 5 лет назад
@@sirswearsalot1813 and what drives you to that conclusion?
@torstenscholz6243
@torstenscholz6243 4 года назад
@@TH-fs2hm It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese.
@Muth500
@Muth500 4 года назад
@@Kelly14UK it's obviously not to be taken literally, it refers to all manufacturers of dairy products.
@SpikeShooter92
@SpikeShooter92 3 года назад
It's about time they make an actual Mr. Wensleydale Cheese Emporium somewhere in London with all the cheese mentioned here and in other Monty Python performances (just have a permanent sold out on Venezuelan Beaver Cheese sign on the desk), hell have Michael Palin himself at the grand opening and have him run the desk for the first day or first hour of operations.
@kademcarthur5362
@kademcarthur5362 2 года назад
What’s the address?
@charlesludwig8672
@charlesludwig8672 Год назад
This idea wouldn't be gouda
@g3ar75
@g3ar75 Год назад
@@charlesludwig8672 HALT! Stop right there and face the pun police!
@fb30xhk
@fb30xhk Год назад
This makes so much sense. It’s actually difficult to understand why no one has pursued this brilliant idea
@Profkol0rado
@Profkol0rado 5 месяцев назад
​@@g3ar75I'm going to pun you
@zeef6946
@zeef6946 4 года назад
The empty display should have tipped him off.
@KainzMusic
@KainzMusic 5 лет назад
1:09 Ah wont ta bie some cheeeese!
@blackbob3358
@blackbob3358 4 года назад
an apostrophe is missing, twixt n and the bleeding t. frankly, it's not good enough.
@datdoglovesdogs
@datdoglovesdogs 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@-8l-924
@-8l-924 3 года назад
ah! I thought you were complaining about the music.
@mrsnulch
@mrsnulch 2 года назад
The part where he tells them to shut the bloody music off is one of the greatest moments in sketch comedy. It has such great build up as the John Cleese slowly loses his nerve, then finally snaps.
@fattymcfatso1083
@fattymcfatso1083 2 года назад
loses his patience you mean, not nerve
@mrsnulch
@mrsnulch 2 года назад
@@fattymcfatso1083 dancing off I mean, not music off
@ippinekebe3238
@ippinekebe3238 Год назад
'Well, its certainly uncontaminated by cheese". Lmao
@JustSomeCanadianGuy
@JustSomeCanadianGuy Год назад
"You haven't asked me about Limburger, sir." "Is it worth it?" "Could be." My favorite line in all of Monty Python! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Iggywiggywoo
@Iggywiggywoo 4 года назад
Cheese was John Cleese's surname originally. His father changed it to Cleese when he enlisted in the war as he found Cheese embarrassing.
@MrWolfSnack
@MrWolfSnack 2 года назад
Yes, a Brit with "Cheese" as his name during the war, it certainly rightly would be.
@Dowlphin
@Dowlphin 2 года назад
Missed opportunity to cheese his war through war.
@Amazayne
@Amazayne 2 года назад
Actually it was his grandfather who changed the name during the first World War it was merely his father who told him about it... unless I misheard the audio book which honestly wouldn't surprise me
@Engineer_Who
@Engineer_Who 2 года назад
And once John found out, he was immensely disappointed that he hadn’t gone through life named Jack Cheese.
@lucretius39
@lucretius39 2 года назад
@@Amazayne 0
@fenderstratguy
@fenderstratguy 3 года назад
"I'm one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse." And the Euterpean muse as well, it appears
@Sarah-ev1gj
@Sarah-ev1gj 3 года назад
indeed!
@willywins0446
@willywins0446 2 года назад
...what do you mean by Euterpean muse?
@willywins0446
@willywins0446 2 года назад
I seriously don't know what that is.
@fenderstratguy
@fenderstratguy 2 года назад
@@willywins0446 I refer, of course, to one of the other 8 Muses in Greek mythology...the one presiding over music. In alphabetical order, the 9 Muses were these: Calliope - the Muse of epic poetry Clio - history Erato - love poetry Euterpe - music Melpomene - tragedy Polyhymnia - sacred poetry Terpsichore - dance Thalia - comedy Urania - astronomy Don't feel bad though....I had to look this up, too.
@willywins0446
@willywins0446 2 года назад
Oh, now I get it.
@pauldavies152
@pauldavies152 3 года назад
Cleese and Palin work so well together. The facial expressions and timing is fantastic.
@upturnedblousecollar5811
@upturnedblousecollar5811 Год назад
Their Parrot Sketch Live performance on the Secret Policeman's Ball is absolutely superb viewing, they both can't contain their laughing
@nicholasdaniels780
@nicholasdaniels780 2 года назад
I currently work in a deli and when we're low on cheese, given the shortage of Boar's Head products lately, I always think of this sketch, makes me chuckle and gets me through the day a little easier, especially when customers ask about the cheese XD
@HMWelch76
@HMWelch76 5 лет назад
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese. That is all.
@grungecrunge
@grungecrunge 5 лет назад
You would know about that
@tysonmccorkle1036
@tysonmccorkle1036 5 лет назад
celestialcat ouch lmao
@EduardoCruz-lk1xp
@EduardoCruz-lk1xp 5 лет назад
"Not today Sir, no"
@SBHG4991
@SBHG4991 4 года назад
@@grungecrunge a very disgusting human being may I add.
@JOHN-km8dh
@JOHN-km8dh 4 года назад
@@SBHG4991 I agree. By the way I had several helpings of Heather's beaver cheese, and found it nearly addicting!
@aragorn1780
@aragorn1780 4 года назад
Imagine how quickly the first minute would have gone if he wasn't trying so hard to sound grandiloquently intellectual xDDD
@negascoot23
@negascoot23 4 года назад
We grandiloquent intellectuals find ourselves profoundly indebted to Mr. Cleese for his truly staggering grammatical aptitude. His unprecedented and incomparable verbosity significantly enhances the entire vignette appreciation experience. Brava to him, and may the fates continue to show him their favor!
@Brainwave101
@Brainwave101 4 года назад
@@negascoot23 Sorry sir?
@negascoot23
@negascoot23 4 года назад
@@Brainwave101 Us Poindexters think it's totally bad ass that J-man lays out the 50 cent words like a BOSS. This crap would suck so hard he weren't bringin' the vocab. Rock on, Johnny! You made this sketch your BITCH! WOOOO! PIE-THON 4 EVA!
@walidraja5539
@walidraja5539 4 года назад
@@negascoot23 Oh, funny!
@zibberebbiz
@zibberebbiz 3 года назад
A big part of this sketch is definitely John being pompous about his English and French
@hotelmario510
@hotelmario510 Год назад
I love how at one point the shopkeeper offers to tell him what cheese they have in stock and he refuses because he wants to GUESS what cheese the shop has
@Zelos311
@Zelos311 5 месяцев назад
Knowing full well they have no cheese whatsoever. 😂
@tarekmoneimsaid
@tarekmoneimsaid 2 года назад
I love the signs at the beginning, "purveyor of fine cheese to the gentry and poverty stricken too" - because you won't be spending a dime! Also, "Licensed for public dancing" :D
@markaurelius61
@markaurelius61 4 года назад
"Anyway...", "Who said that?"
@kokoloism
@kokoloism 5 лет назад
I want this to be played on a huge screen on my funeral
@chucknola484
@chucknola484 4 года назад
so who will be the three people dancing to it during the service?
@Dowlphin
@Dowlphin 2 года назад
funnyeral
@lukasgehrer680
@lukasgehrer680 4 года назад
I always crack up at "Will you shut that bloody dancing up!!?"
@lindahockham5081
@lindahockham5081 2 года назад
When I was between 25 and 30 back in the seventies, I chummed with a group that could recite all the Monty Python skits verbatim. We were in a restaurant one day and the people at the next table chimed in as they were also fans. Wonderful memories. BTW I have wondered frequently if we have somehow found ourselves participating in an elaborate Monty Python skit while observing the decision making during this pandemic reaction. Thanks for posting one of my favourite skits.❤️🇨🇦
@timtom4300
@timtom4300 2 года назад
who taught you to use the internet old man
@timtom4300
@timtom4300 2 года назад
...a para-reference to Monty Python, dear Linda. And I agree, this pandemic has been surreal.
@lindahockham5081
@lindahockham5081 2 года назад
@@timtom4300 Things started happening so quickly, I couldn’t wait for the book. Desperate times call for desperate measures. ❤️🇨🇦
@littlalex
@littlalex Год назад
Yes that was great stuff, reciting the skits with strangers...
@ginarichards6307
@ginarichards6307 Год назад
My favorite, that I quote quite regularly, (or make up new ones), is The Four Yorkshiremen. It still makes me giggle uncontrollably. "Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor!"
@portcullis5622
@portcullis5622 4 года назад
"It (the shop) is so clean". "Well, it's certainly uncontaminated by cheese".
@torstenscholz6243
@torstenscholz6243 4 года назад
1:08 John Cleese is so amazing. 😂👍
@bobross2749
@bobross2749 4 года назад
When the shopkeeper said “no”...I felt that
@Kelly14UK
@Kelly14UK 4 года назад
No.. no.. no.. no....
@davidrule385
@davidrule385 Год назад
4:51 "Have you got-- WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY DANCING UP?!"
@kh2866
@kh2866 5 лет назад
When the teacher asks what do I know vs. me.
@beatlemaniac
@beatlemaniac Год назад
"Anyway..." "Who said that?!"
@alexanderdgray
@alexanderdgray 3 года назад
No one else seems to have mentioned my favorite line, "I delight in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse"
@slapuharder
@slapuharder 8 месяцев назад
The fact my wife didn’t laugh once at this makes me love this skit even more
3 года назад
"I'm keen to guess" this line made it
@alexandreandrade215
@alexandreandrade215 7 месяцев назад
No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh when Cleese yells WILL YOU STOP THAT BLOODY MUSIC.
@neilthemedflyspecial
@neilthemedflyspecial 3 года назад
“Well it certainly isn’t contaminated by cheese”. One of the funniest skit lines ever written. 🤣
@cruddnow
@cruddnow 4 года назад
1:08 the delivery on that line is so perfect, cracks me up every time 😂😂
@tylergann5
@tylergann5 5 лет назад
I guess Cleese gets no cheese today
@Dayvit78
@Dayvit78 5 лет назад
Apparently his family name originally was Cheese, but it was changed since his ancestors weren't as comedically inclined as he is.
@MT-mo4ml
@MT-mo4ml 4 года назад
@@Dayvit78 Blessed are the Cleesemakers.
@goth9ever
@goth9ever 4 года назад
when he corrects him on the gender of the cat makes me giggle so much for some reason XD
@HiVizCamo
@HiVizCamo 2 года назад
Modern take would be "Oh the cats eaten it" "Has zhurr..." "Ftang-ftang, sir"
@davidsOO50
@davidsOO50 2 года назад
I was shocked it didn’t get a bigger laugh.
@Paul-vc8on
@Paul-vc8on 6 месяцев назад
The best part is how long they actually wait before having Cleese scream at the musician and dancers.
@jordanweir7187
@jordanweir7187 5 лет назад
my favourite of all the monty python sketches, will always be
@BareBandSubscription
@BareBandSubscription 7 месяцев назад
The inclusion of the obnoxiously pervasive music in the background is just brilliant. It absolutely ties the whole sketch together in how it’s implemented.
@randomdude6719
@randomdude6719 2 года назад
What makes it even funnier is the cheese behind him on the shelf the entire time
@hamburgerhelper22
@hamburgerhelper22 Год назад
That is fake cheese.......like the american media.......
@jonathanwilliams1065
@jonathanwilliams1065 Год назад
I thought those were dishes
@pressureworks
@pressureworks Год назад
Dishes and containers. All Uncontaminated by Cheese !
@chasgorman1086
@chasgorman1086 11 месяцев назад
I still love it how Cleese loses his mind in the Dirty Fork sketch, sort of a prelim to the angry Basil of Fawlty Towers.
@karenstickney9699
@karenstickney9699 5 лет назад
Happy belated birthday, Michael Palin.
@maartendas1358
@maartendas1358 4 года назад
- Has he? - She, sir.
@anton1990
@anton1990 5 месяцев назад
A classic! Every time I watch this sketch I get a mad craving for cheese.
@sumtingwong5248
@sumtingwong5248 4 года назад
Anybody ever notice that when John Cleese makes a funny face, he's completely unrecognizable?
@laprepper
@laprepper 3 года назад
Wallace and gromit would appreciate this skit
@Promethium666
@Promethium666 4 года назад
"I don't care how excremently runny it is" omfg i never got that as a child haha, if/when i ever had kids, they will grow up watching Monty Python.
@WillRock07
@WillRock07 3 года назад
A small little detail I like is that there is an empty display case where some cheese should be lmao
@mercrantos3455
@mercrantos3455 9 месяцев назад
The face he makes when he looks at this sign always cracks me up
@theluckiesteh9058
@theluckiesteh9058 4 года назад
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese sounds like a slang term for Discharge....
@chucknola484
@chucknola484 4 года назад
NOT today sir
@haackacademy1080
@haackacademy1080 2 года назад
the richest man in the world is seriously tweeting about cheese now... I love it
@Cclunda
@Cclunda 5 месяцев назад
I’ve always found this sketch funny with Cleese’s building anger. And my all time favorite is Michael Palin’s sketch hosting a Prejudice Gameshow.
@billyidol2115
@billyidol2115 5 месяцев назад
I love Cleese in the fish license video where he goes into get a license for his pet fish! It's hilarious how he gets mad and yells at the guy. And Palin says, you are a loonie!😂
@JonnyCooper
@JonnyCooper 2 года назад
One of their very best sketches, which means it's one of THE funniest comedy sketches ever.
@thoughtsurferzone5012
@thoughtsurferzone5012 5 лет назад
This will be funny a thousand years from now.
@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 2 года назад
And noone can really answer why
@kristoffersonsilverfox3923
@kristoffersonsilverfox3923 3 года назад
"No, the Y is there, it's just silent on paper!"
@vdd
@vdd 4 года назад
The cheddar bit is always my favourite for some reason
@FerdinandCesarano
@FerdinandCesarano 3 года назад
I love the utter contempt with which Cleese utters the words "round these parts".
@Football__Junkie
@Football__Junkie 4 года назад
This is me asking for craft beer at a restaurant
@rfletch62
@rfletch62 4 года назад
Me asking for a regular beer at another restaurant
@Pokeonrocks5
@Pokeonrocks5 Год назад
The second “is it” always kills me lmao
@daeph123
@daeph123 3 года назад
Borat: What e is e dis e? Clerk: That's cheese.
@guguigugu
@guguigugu 3 года назад
only god themself has more patience than that poor store clerk
@kenneth6211
@kenneth6211 2 года назад
“Who said that?!” Haha I literally bursted out
@Magmafrost13
@Magmafrost13 4 года назад
Ive been trying to remember the origin of the quote "what a senseless waste of human life" for so long, never would've guessed it was from Monty Python
@megavidaeos
@megavidaeos 4 года назад
He’s so patient until he isn’t.
@greenlinepublications
@greenlinepublications 5 лет назад
The reaction at 0:09 gets me. I don't know why!
@connorjohnston8524
@connorjohnston8524 4 года назад
I went to school in ilchester which is coincidentally next to the cheese factory, they used to give a free bag of cheese to us, rather bizarre experience
@nwahnerevar9398
@nwahnerevar9398 2 года назад
Staggeringly popular in the manor, squire.
@jasobres
@jasobres Год назад
Before John Cleese ended up leaving Monty Python, he would say that this sketch was the only best original thing they have ever done, with other sketches basically being derivative of past sketches.
@captainsanchez4829
@captainsanchez4829 4 года назад
"i like a nice dance your forced to" is probably the best line
@enfieldjohn101
@enfieldjohn101 4 года назад
One of the best comedy sketches ever.
@chasgorman1086
@chasgorman1086 11 месяцев назад
I love how Cleese loses his shit, and turns on the band!
@cinemaipswich4636
@cinemaipswich4636 2 года назад
When I was young, I could quote every word of this comic sketch.
@SubsWithoutAnyVideos-wn1wp
@SubsWithoutAnyVideos-wn1wp 3 года назад
“I want to buy some CHEEEEESE” 😂
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