Moose are Absolute Units 

I love how when the bear looks at the moose, the moose looks back like “keep walking fluffy”

Ah yes, the majestic swamp donkey, truly a unit among units.

Her: "We are looking for the very elusive... moose." Canadians: "Just drive around. *It'll find you.* "

Animalogic lady: This bloody mess on the antlers is the velvet shedding. Brain: don't let her trick you. the moose just gored some tourist who wandered too far.

"Moose's are the most majestic" Cuts to one with blood all over its antlers

Bear: Stops and turns around Moose:"Yeah keep walking buddy"

Wait you forgot my favorite moose fact. They have been found swimming in coastal regions swimming in the ocean and are occasionally eaten by orca.

“When you get up close to a moose, you will notice how massive they are!” The next thing you will see is a white light

Just go to Anchorage, Alaska. There are moose there used to living around humans, and cars generally don't bug them. Those are the chill ones, they'll stick their head through your open window just to check you out or steal your salad.

Moose? "Chill"? I'm from Texas and even _I_ know that they're 8 ft stilt-walking Ford trucks fueled by pure hatred.

I’m so tempted to call them meese

Bruh a bloody moose at night would scare the shit out of me literally 💀

Moose and those bloody antlers makes it look like they killed someone and your next

“Chill attitude” Pans to murder moose with blood soaked antlers........

"Grow a pair" is a profound insult in Moose society.

Fecking moose chased me up a tree during the Rut. Like a furry freight train coming after you

Fun fact: A moose can actually kick hard enough to penetrate your torso.

“Majestic antlers make it one of our most beloved animals..” (Shows bloody, terrifying, shedding antlers that make it look like he just slaughtered something.)

1:20 Cat: What the f. . . Human! Are you seeing this?!

1:22 Cat: O - O "oh my gosh my human slave, what is that titan has stepped upon my land!?"

Grizzly bear: hmm I’m hungry, oh look a small dear **gets closer** Also bear: wait that’s not a deer... Moose: I’m about to end this bears whole career

"Moose is a Deer" Me: *Hol Up*

I love the cats reaction, he was like : "Bro, are you seeing this giant hoofer outside???"

"We are looking for a moose" that's a weirdo way to say goodbye forever

My brother hit a moose once in his car. His car was destroyed and the moose walked away like nothing happened

How I wish more than 1 moose is called *meese*

"We're here in Algonquin National Park looking for something pretty special. We're looking to die."

The bear was like, “I don't want any trouble, just passing by.”

Hi, I'm Moose. What? Oh, yeah I'm fine. The blood on my antlers isn't mine. I had to massacre a village back there. They pissed me off.

1:25 that cat's facial expression after seeing that Moose is priceless. She's like _"Mom, did you see that?"_ 😂😂😂

"The moose is a Canadian icon" Rip Sweden who has it as it's national animal.

1:12 I like how the cat looks at its owner like “You sure we’re safe against that f’ing thing?!?”

I think you missed one of the predators of Moose. Orca Whales. Moose when diving into the ocean for sea plants can dive deep enough that they can get attacked by Orca whales.

“Moose are the Largest land animals in Europe and North America” Bison: Am I a joke to you?

Animalogic: "We're looking for the very elusive moose..." Me: *Moose gave birth to calves in my backyard for six years straight* Elusive? Pffft

I love that title “Absolute Units” . Superb . Feels accurate . These are magnanimous beings

Bloody Antlers is the name of my metal band.

Only deer to have palm antlers Fallow deer: hold my palms....

Grizzly bear 🐻 approach’s moose Moose: *So you’ve chosen death*

When I was camping in northern maine, I had a moose try to get into my tent at night, I opened the tent door and looked at him in shock and he just huffed and laid down on the beach a little ways away after he realised the tent was occupied. They are really curtious animals as well as units!

Bear: Stop following me. Your freaking me out.

1:10 Moosed opportunity to say "Moosive" instead of "Massive"

As she said moose means "he who strips" my brain created a picture of a moose dancing on a pole.

"Don't mess with my child, I won't mess with you. Mess with my child, I'll turn you into tomato soup." -Moose

Moose are the only animals that look a little dopey while being terrifying all in the same moment. Like, I love moose, but damn do not want to walk into one on a hike.

Chill attitude? Maybe in Canada, but here in Alaska they’d fight you for any reason at all. Getting too close? That’s a stomping. Leaving their personal space? That’s a stomping. Enjoying the comfort of your own home? That’s a stomping.

Albino moose... I'm shook by its beauty. Learnt something new today "they shed their antlers every winter"... I live in the Caribbean, don't judge me.

I know they're scary, but they seem like one of the creatures similar to those from the dinosaur eras, and those are getting rarer. I hope they'll last a while longer.

When she was saying “A moose can hold their breath for up to...” I was guessing something like 1-2 minutes But she said 30 seconds.... I was like Oh...Cool I guess 🤣

Plebeians: moose Me, an intellectual: meese

Mooses? You mean: *MEESE*

I like how she said she was LOOKING for moose...in dense woodland....with no means of defending herself. She is the real unit.

"...a far more dangerous threat. The Canadian Winter." Me: *laughs in Canadian*

"..meaning he who strips- -referring to the bark of course." Ah of course, my first thought as well.

I have met moose 2 times in the forest in Norway at close hold. One time i was skiing in Oslo, and the moose was just a few meters outside the ski track. i threw him a bun with raisins in it, and the moose sniffed on it and took a bite. it then spat it out and started shouting, while trampling the bun. but it was never threatening to us on the track, and it moved on after a little bit, probably pissed off from the bad taste. The second time me and my friend was camping in the woods east of Oslo during summer. we were running for a bit in the wooden tracks and suddenly in front of us stood a moose and its child, like 10 meters in front of us. the child, size of a huge dog hid behind its mother. we now just stood still and exchanged eye contact with the mother, and after a short moment we backed off a bit before heading back the track.

"Moose are a Canadian icon" Sweden: *Am I a joke to you?*

"A horse with car doors hanging off of it's head." That's my favorite description of moose, by Joe Rogan.

"Largest land mammal in Europe and N. America." Bison on both continents: am I a joke to you?

That moment when your whole species name translates to "He who strips."

Bullwinkle: "Hey Rocky, want to see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?" Rocky: "No, not again Bullwinkle."

I once saw a huge moose swim across a small lake in southern Finland. It was majestic!

Bruh, I live in alaska and you can't drive 15 minuites down the road with out swerving to not hit a moose and half way meeting jesus in the process.

She's such a dork and must be protected at all costs

"It's... calm attitude and majestic antlers make it one of our most beloved animals." *flashcut to a moose with bloody, gore-spattered antlers.*

FYI a lot of the "whitetail" deer you showed were actually mule deer and Blacktail deer, which are ironically experiencing population declines from whitetail deer expansion and diseases as well. Also to throw in, the clip at 1:136 was a Cow elk.

A moose cut my dog in half, luckily he didn't suffer any organ damage, so the vet just stuffed my dogs abdominal residents back inside and stapled him up. He's fine, he's 9 now, doesn't chase moose off the property anymore tho.

1:25 that cat was like “wtf kind of animal is that?”

"Im going to look for moose" in skinny jeans and a red backpack...

"He who strips" Magic Mike: You call?

"Moose are the largest animals in North America" Bison: Oh really?

8:10 is that a picture of Teddy Roosevelt riding a moose? Nice

I heard a story about a moose once. Someone wanted to test the durability of a moose pelt. I think it was a military project. They shot tank-destroying rounds at it, and it took two to break through it. They are in fact absolute units.

Broke: Mooses Woke: Moose Bespoke: Meese

The space between their antlers is literally my height, wh-

Don't they also dive about 20ft underwater sometimes? These animals are actually on crack man

Saw a moose in my yard once, I was absolutely shocked to see how insanely massive it was. I lived in Northern Vermont and I was used to seeing deer, and one day i looked out and did a double take bc of how colossal the moose was

"Chill attitude" ya, no. Moose are rage beasts that wanna mess you up.

2:18 You know you are an absolute unit when even a bear walks away from you anxiously.

You're out in the woods looking for a Moose thinking it has a "chill attitude " let me crack a beer for this one

I love absolutely everything about this channel. The content, delivery, the opening drawings are beautiful. Thank you for this.

"The only animal capable of regularly taking down an adult moose is the Siberian Tiger." And humans.

Me: Wow such majestic creatures **Moose proceeds to strip the skin off its antlers** Me: *suprised picachu*

0:25 "Local moose takes a stroll after committing mass-murder."

I was told the moose was my spirit animal years ago, wasn't happy at the time, now many many years later, it makes total sense.

"What's the plural of Moose?" "Moosen." -Brian Regan

2:18 "cmon elliot hurry up!" "hold on boog i think i just saw mcsquizzy in that tree over there!?"

I just love Danielle her illustrations are off the chart amazing. Please don't ever leave Danielle, the show would not be the same without you.

Why do I feel like I know Canada’s anthem without ever hearing it lol

moose are like pigeons in Alaska. viciously aggressive, three thousand pound, flightless pigeons.

"Meese" 'What?' "Meese" 'Meese?' "Meese" 'Meese' Convo between me and my gf

1:40 that's literally Peppa pig's height, Holly guacamoley

So all those horror stories about weird forest creatures and skinwalkers are basically just people seeing a moose shedding their antler’s skin when it’s dark outside.. 😅

“They are considered a sacred” Me: *dio walking meme*

moose: *listed and absolute unit* BISON: Yeets the chat with it's 2,200 pound body

Fun Fact: like the goose, the moose stays limber and loose with mongoose juice, also more than one moose is a group of meese. Not really, but it’s fun to say

3:50 "Ah yes. These look like moose tracks. You can tell by the way it is. Thats pretty neat."

Moose: the hippo of the forest.

5:33 Me a rdr2 player. "thats a legendary moose, I need his skin now"

Very ELUSIVE Moose: Walks in front of car

That bear at 2:10 is like "nah man, I'm cool... You can just keep on doing your thing..."