Morning Routine [Fire Emblem Comic Dub] 

"Get up, boar" "Good morning!" That was just perfect.

(meanwhile) Annette is making breakfast. The kitchen is on fire. Dedue was already awake. He was getting ready to tackle Felix, but Dimitri lowkey signaled to not. Mercedes is putting out the kitchen fire.

Sylvain is not phased by Felix's glaring, but he's terrified of Ashe? PERFECT!

"I have a favor to ask. Apparently, Ashe came to Rhea to ask her if he did something wrong. I asked him why and he told us that Felix and Sylvain are avoiding him. Please have a talk with the three after class"

Moments when you remember Ashe was tough enough to live a life of crime not too long ago.

Yes this must be my Ashe from my previous Blue Lions run who at one point had a strength stat on par with Dimitri.

For the next week, both Sylvain and Felix avoided Ashe like the plague. Ashe had no idea as to why.

Wow Ashe is Scary when he's angry Protect that Smile

So I take it Ashe isn't a morning person.

I think I know why Ashe woke up like that, he was reading till he fell asleep. It's a great feeling for you, but a horrible thing for whoever waking you up.

sylvain was later found dead that day.

Black Eagles morning routine 2:59am... ... 3:00am Caspar immediately wakes up and yells at the top of his lungs: *YEEEEAH! Another perfect day to train! WOOOOOOO* *Bernadetta gets startled from the loud noise and starts shrieking uncontrollably Edelgard wakes up groggy and annoyed: Casper...one of these days I'll end up killing you for this... Hubert climbs from underneath of Edelgard's bed: Lady Edelgard, you mustn't get your hands dirty... I'll do it... Edelgard: bah! Hubert what the hell are you doing under my bed?! Hubert: um...just my duties..? Golden Deer morning routine *Claude and Ignatz sneaking into Lorenz's room Claude whispering: psst.., Ignatz pass me the bowl of water Ignatz whispering: This will never work Claude, I don't understand why you had to get me involved in this. Claude whispering: oh just wait and see, it will. Alright next Lysithea, I can't wait calling her a "child" for wetting her bed.

0:54 When the fam wakes me up after I spent the whole night reading

FELIX'S VOICE SOUNDS SO ACCURATE I KEEP REPLAYING HIS LINES

Meanwhile in Golden Deer, Lysithea is sleeping between a lot of snacks, and Ignatz is sleeping with his head in a wet canvas, while Leonie and Raphael are getting up for their morning training, Claude is preparing his schemes for the day, Hilda is still sleeping, Lorenz is preparing his best tea to start the day, and Marianne is off for her daily prayers.

Is Ashe Honey-Senpai?! 😨

Ashe is talking as if he actually has a strength stat to speak of.

Well, it seems someone is cranky in the morning.

Even Felix has the reaction of "w... what... the fuck..." to Ashe's rage.

And they wonder why his name is Ashe... It's the name he was given by the demons as he threw the ashes of their remains into the wind.

The voices are so accurate!!

Get up, boar Good morning Me waking up my brother

Everyone's Ashe: + Cinnamon roll + Hasn't got very high strenght + Very quick, high dexterity + Sniper/Bow knight My Ashe (aka this Ashe): - Will literally murder you - Has higher strenght than Felix (Still not higher than Dimitri's, but close) - Petra level of dexterity/speed - So basically blessed by the RNG goddess and Sothis herself - Mastered the Assassin class, will silence you violently I love my Ashe, he's my strongest unit alongside Yuri and of course Dimitri. So yeah, he's a good boi. Best boi

I dunno why, but Felix kinda sounds like Hubert to me. XD

Wearing headphones and hearing that knock made me feel like someone was at my door XD

That was funny! I want one for the other two classes too! Claude waking up his classmates would be funny

Huh so there's the flaw to Ashe. O - O noted.

can we just appreciate how accurate this voice acting is???

I thought someone was knocking on a door when I heard the knock sound effect

:O A-Ashe bby, what just happened there? Where’d my cinnamon roll go?

If you think about it he didn't fall asleep while reading. Being from the streets you have to protect your precious items from being stolen the most effective way to do so is to hold onto your items while sleeping. If anything ashe is protecting his book from getting stolen from him.

Should've just had Annette sing outside Felix's room, would've had him up in a heartbeat.

Ah that's one reason why I love Ashe so much, sadly he's not real *sad sight*

Felix after hearing Ashe threaten Sylvain: Whoa! That's fucking mean! Even by my standards.

Black Eagles... Caspar and Dorothea get stuck with the duty of waking everyone up. Hubert's already awake. Dude never sleeps due to his coffee. Ferdinand is already awake, proclaiming superiority to Edelgard. Dorothea insisted that Caspar does the honors. Edelgard woke right up after Dorothea knocked. No need for drama. Bernie's door never opened. Caspar knew it was a waste of time. Caspar refused to wake Petra due to still being scared of her. Lindhardt never woke up no matter what Caspar did. He's used to it by now. Dorothea threw a book at him and he woke up to catch and examine the book.

Ashe is my mood and he just earned 100 cute points!

So Ashe is Hunny-sempi, I believe it.

Whoever taught Ashe how to use the word fuck I'd like to speak with them.

I see ashe rolled a nat 20 on his intimidation check

Ashe is my spirit animal 🤣

If ashe is like this just wonder what bernedetta would be like

Its always the quiet ones

Ashe probably doesn't even remember he did that by the time he wakes up and spends the rest of the day trying to figure out why Sylvain is so scarred of him.

I thought that knocking was on my roof, geeeeeeezz 😂

Ashe is a mood tho. XD

Felix: *slowly opens door* “Get up boar….”

Ashe is me in the morning

Even Felix is shook. He must have seen how much Ashe crits.

We have a saying that says "You can monkey around a drunk person but don't fuck around a sleepy person (or a person who just woke up)."

This is why you don't disturb Best Boy Ashe in his sleep

Ashe is me 🤣

Ashe is literally me in the morning before I had my coffee/tea.

LOL at 0:49 I thought the joke was gonna be he hits the big covers and it reveals Dedue was underneath like they were trying to hide it

Okay, Ashe is not a morning person. Understood. I dunno, maybe Constance should've given him the coffee... might've spared everyone a terrible fate.

Okay but can we talk about the person who voiced Dimitri? That voice was perfect!

Felix and ashe are my morning spirit animals

Felix sounds like a mix of Felix and Hubert

Whoever did these voices kiddos for having good mics and doing good work

The cute cinnamon roll isn't a morning person...good to know 😂

Man that paralogue really got to him

Felix is lucky Dedue wasn't keeping watch

Ashe just isn't a morning person. That's all 🤣

Ashe is me do not disturb me when I'm sleepy you wont like me when I'm sleepy

L O R D L A N O T O

The real reason Ashe doesn't have an A support for Sylvain and Felix

The nice people are scary when they get pissed Dont let that happen

Ashe having a dark side is so cute. And I'm not even gay, but God damn is Ashe a cinnamon bun that has done nothing wrong.

Never underestimate the good boi

I wish i had the energy to even speak in the morning

Evil me: Is that a challenge?! :)

Don't Fuck with Ashe's Goddamn Beauty sleep.

This is true for most people and that is the funniest part

Also my friend ayashii liked both of the characters as a crush made her laph and smile like a demon hehe

They didn't wake up Mercedes because Jeritza was at the door glaring at them

0:55 *Holy music stops*

I swear, Felix sounded more like Hubert here.

Ashe is actually me.

I swear this comic reminds me of Honey Senpai from Ouron Host Club XD

There is always a twist with these comics and yet I never see them

Angry Ashe reminds me of Grima-Robin

Ashe is not a morning person clearly

Oh so this is where I originally found this ... Fitting.

Felix sounds more like Hubert

HOW DID YOU DRAW ME ON A MONDAY?

It’s always the quiet ones.

I am Ash in the morning Edit fuck mornings

IM LOSING IT, ASHE IS NOT A MORNING PERSON-

look what you did, he said the fuck word

Is it just me or does Felix sound like some version of Vegeta?

Ashe is a FUCKIN MOOD (same tho)

dat was a slipper from Ingrid tho...

ASHE

😂

Why does Felix sound like DBZ Abridged Vegeta? 😂

Talk about awakening ash's dark side 🤨🤨🙂🙂👌👌😅😅😅😅

Hey those extra 5 minutes really change a person what can i say?

Here's a none funny joke Me when I wake up my brother 0:02 Me when my brother wake me up 0:54

I thought this was gonna have an uwu ending I was not dissappointed

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Boar jaja aww