Mortal Kombat 1 - Ultimate Roasts & Comebacks 

She Tiger-Dropped his ass back to his Daddy Shao.

bowser jr was sent crying

Raiden Destroyed Shao Too.

The power of plot armor........

Yeah, Reiko just gets absolutely ripped into by everyone. “The greatest warrior of our world” aaaaand he’s lost. Good job shao YOU TRAINED A FAILURE!!! Respect for those you get the Steven He reference.

Geras did the same.

Smoke: "oh no, I'm oppressed" Havik: shocked pikachu face

“You dare use my own spells against me, Tomas?”

Honestly, it wouldn't be Shang-stung if he didn't 😂

That was a rare Megan Fox w

Nitara has some good retorts in this one. I especially liked, "Until mine evolved beyond yours."

​@@CelticVictoryDon't forget 3:00 😂😂😂

People rightly give her shit for some indeed atrocious lines, but I feel this is weirdly similar to Rhonda Rousey in MK11, in that some lines are absolutely terrible but there is that precious few that actually sound pretty good.

@@flying_gorilla8069ngl i feel like if Megan Fox spoke that way for all her lines that they’d be bangers

Shao is a disappointment tho. He would have been much better as an Anti-Hero or having a redemption arc than just repeat Stock Villain. Hes already had 4 games as a Villain...

New Reiko is disgusting ngl, "oppression" this "oppression" that. It gets tiring hearing the same thing after a while. At least the old Reiko taught Shujinko about the art of chaos in a cooler way and his old design is much better imo. The others are decent.

@NinjaXFiles ​That's Havik.

​@@NinjaXFileswrong guy. Reiko is the Shao fanboy.

@@Darklarik3 to be fair mate? shao, subzero, and the others going to be neutral at least until shang is a thing and I mean even lui kang most trusted ally says so

Definitely a winner

D’Vorah: 🤨

Syzoth: "But mine is RU-vid ad friendly!"

He got that Kaiba style in him

Shang learned of the previous timeline's Sub-zero and realized Bi-Han doesn't compare to Kuai Liang Sub

DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR 30$ CRYOMANCY 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

@@armintor2826 shang tsung: don't you lecture me with your $30 cryomancy. The lin kuei dies Sub-zero: we'll see you outworlder redneck

​@@armintor2826This made my morning. Thank you

*_"Hamilton"_* musical reference

@@aleksandarvil5718 @Skar690 : Thought I was playing Monkey Island when I heard that line.

I liked Smoke's reply to Havik, "Shouldn't I be free to choose?" Havik claims to all be about choice but he's threatening to kill Smoke if he opposes him.

​@@aleksandarvil5718thank you, I knew I recognised it but couldn't place it

​@@CelticVictory it's more that Havik has a cause and Smoke not helping means in his eyes he opposes it, therefore Smoke is against the anarchy and chaos he desired. By definition it's contradictory, but it's contradictory in a sense that not every opinion weighs the same, so for him it isn't contradictory. So in his eyes: Seido is fascist and he wants it to be overthrown, so everyone who does not want to help overthrow it, condones it and is also fascist and needs to be killed.

He fuckin said it

It's actually a pretty old word

@@brainless9182 I don't care, it's still funny

It sent me flying when Shao said Kung Lao "has no drip" these writers are insane

“Your son would make a great addition to the seven” “I won’t let him serve the weak”

“Are you a Vitrumite?” “I’m better! I’m fucking better”

“Urgh, of all thoose so called heroes you are the most pathetic immature one I have seen” “Says the cape with the bad mustache who barely can keep his temper in check”

Bi Han: there will be spoils in this war 🗿🤑

@@EdmundLoh honestly subzero needs to get the frost treatment in deadly alliance where he was frozen for a long time 🗿

@@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441nah he need to get tickled

It was because Shang Tsung offered him an army, not money.

Quan Chi: "Even your former allies want you dead!" Buddha (Record of Ragnarok): "Ehh.. fuck 'em, I don't need 'em."

Sub-Zero: "I'm not a jerk, I'm myself!" Kyo Kusanagi: "The difference being?"

No he explicitly said that it gives the wielders lightning powers. Raiden is literally powerless (as in super powers) without it. But he is not alone. If you noticed, none of the Earthrealmers (except for Scorpion/Sub-zero ) have innate powers in this timeline. Smoke had to learn 'practical magic', Johnny doesn't have green powers, Kung Lao doesn't have teleport powers, Kenshi doesn't have psychic powers (without Sento).

Then how did Smoke (Tomas) fly with his smoke during Sub Zeros chapter?

Garou (OPM): "Who are you to call me a 'devil'?" Geras: "I recall you turning into a weapon that nearly doomed the realms, Garou!"

I was WONDERING thanks

**Hamilton** musical

Dabi (MHA): "Hahahaha! Only blockheads like you want to be crappy heroes nowadays..." Li Mei: "Say that again, and you'll receive the death penalty!" William Afton (FNAF): "Your movies suck ass, Cage!" Johnny Cage: "No they don't! I worked more than hard on those flicks, jerkass!" Baraka: "How dare you say besmirch my people like that!" Adachi (Persona 4): "I'm being honest, freakshow, they're ugly-ass cannibals to me." Kenshi: "You're nothing but a hateful scourge!" Kazuya Mishima: "And you're nothing but a blind fool with nowhere else to go."

Roasting celibate & monk-like lifestyle

what a homo person like tanya knows about chastity and purity, that's what he means

Reiko: "I am the General's most trusted warrior!" Dante *intentionally misinterpreting*: "Sorry, did you just say he made you his bitch?"

@@userinterface2000 who's Dante

@@christianparrish3292 y'know, your boy Dante from DMC

@@userinterface2000 DMC?

@@christianparrish3292 Devil May Cry

Irk. I had to rewind to take a double take.

YES !!! 😂

Fitting of Nitara as a character.

No

A lot of these intros really need one

YES