I'll have you known, I was selected to become the protector of Earthrealm by the Heavens, and I have been involved in numerous secret raids on Outworld and the Netherrealm and I also have 300 confirmed kills and so ranting and so on.
How did this happen? Did you get nerfed? Got a strep throat… Sorry, I cannot heard you over the sound of you gasping for air…Speak. Louder. - was too funny to heard from Kronika
3:04 the way that Raiden's copypasta rant just continues on and on in the background while everyone else is talking is the funniest thing I've heard all year. 😂
“I’ll give you a breather if you survive what comes next. Time to test your might.” I don’t know why, but I like that dialogue better than the original.
I want more, dammit! This is WAY better than the actual writing the story got Raiden reading off his own variant of the Navy SEAL copypasta had me rollin' 🤣
“I’ll have you know, I was selected to become the protector of- EARTHREALM by the heavens! And I’ve been involved in a number of secret raids on Outworld and Netherealm, and I have 304 kills… THUNDER AND LIGHTNING.” - Raiden’s Rant
Raiden Rant Text (I think): I'll have you know, I was selected to become the protector of... Earthrealm! by the heavens and I've been involved in a number of secret raids in Outworld and the Netherrealm, and I have over 300 confirmed kills in counting. I am meant to serve the divine power of thunder and lightning! And I will top god and the entire Panthe-
APPROACH YOUR DEMISE YOU INCOMPETENT F**KS!! I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS SELECTED TO BE THE PROTECTOR OF *EARTH REALM* BY *THE HEAVENS* AND I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS AGAINST OUTWORLD AND NETHERREALM AND I WILL USE THE DIVINE POWER OF THUNDER AND LIGHTNING TO THE FULLEST EXTENT. I AM THE TOP GOD IN THE WHOLE PATHEON-