My friend and I got drunk and were peeing on the side of the road with this random guy (thought it was secluded because we were in some bushes, but actually we were on a main road), I was talking while I was crouched and peeing, and like fucking humpty dumpty I rolled forward, and since my hands were holding my skirt and I was hammered I didn't bring them up to break my fall. Because I was talking while I fell, I caught my fall with my front tooth and chipped it (only a little bit). I then had to come up with an excuse for why my tooth was chipped because I wasn't 21 yet, and I waited to tell my parents until a Tuesday (if I told them it happened on a Friday night they would be like, how drunk were you) and told them I slipped and fell going down my bunk bed ladder and hit my mouth on it in my dorm room. My mom filed a formal complaint about it with my college and I ended up getting an unbunked single room the next year because of it.
For the 1000th video u should get all the sidemen together and do something like a challenge and also u should play gang beasts with 3 people from the sidemen since it's a 4 player game @miniminter
Simon 4 years ago: I never had a crazy experience of being drunk Ever Since: Had to get wheelchaired off a festival with his face covered so he won’t get noticed, Found a Girlfriend while being drunk and eating cardboard, being randomly in the middle of the road at midnight with Cal and stayed there for 4 hours until Tobi saw them
For your 1000th video you should do a day vlog. Like just doing stuff around the house. Then you playing fifa (like a fifa video but in a vlog). then later in the video have a QnA. Its a lot but it would be cool. Good work by the way. By far my favourite Sideman ! Peace.
I was riding on my skateboard on my stomach and I was pushing myself with my arms then my ring finger slipped under the wheel then my nail came off worst day of my life.
+minimintеr . Don't let this fall you it's clearly fake!!!!!!!. And I f you don't believe me click on the channel where your see that it's not Simons channel as it hasn't got any of his video and the website he's telling you to go to says "for all my subscribers" when if you go to his channel he clearly does even have one don't get scammed
