Most Embarrassing Stories 

James is the type of guy to see your father and say, “is anyone gonna steal that?” And not wait for a answer

Seeing that James just uploaded always makes me happy yet concerned for what's about to come

james pronouncing vacuum like that has completely changed my entire perspective of him

My most embarrassing moment: I was watching a James stream in class and he started barking and the person next to me looked at me like “wtf 🤨” and everyone was staring at me and yeah people think I’m a fucking furry now 👍

3:00 “ before I quit streaming I will have my fart”

let james deny that your most embarrassing moment was telling people you’re a fan

These videos always make me laugh no matter how questionable they may be

i just had my embarrassing story today 😭 i gained weight over lockdown and today i went to the fair with some friends and this guy i like, went to go on this one ride and the bar didn’t fit over me and i had to get off the ride. i hid in a corner and cried and then went home early 🙏🏻🙏🏻 i’m mortified and never leaving the house ever again.

the dead nan one is absolutely terrifying i would have to move countries

The way these are the moments people think about at night and then theres james just absolutely roasting the everloving flip flop out of them

6:40 HWLP THE ONE MSG SAYING “Wait,, he’s not gay 😲😲😲 /j” GOT ME GIGGLING

you know it’s a bad day when James posts something

I love how James just ends the video without a out trow it’s so funny

James admitting he wants to have a moment where he farts on stream makes a lot of sense

One of my probably most embarrassing moments was going to London for the first time a months goa do telling my friends I might go to a lovejoy show or meet Wilbur Soot just to realize on the plane that I’m leaving the country they are in (like they came here for a show exactly the day I was leaving to go to London). Lmao that failed and I didn’t get to see Lovejoy

the last one isn’t embarrassing, just sad. rip dog ☹️

Hiiii, my friend and me are obsessed with your humor lmao 😂

James : was going to judge streamers on if i was better than kissing than them also James : OTTO

i just finished my art exam, this is just what i needed to destress

No matter how questionable his actions are, James Marriott videos are still entertaining on a level that shouldn’t make sense

6:06 we were once watching a science documentary on yt In class and on the side a James Marriott video popped up. I think it was the quiz one and the whole class pointed out the thing for the video and laughed. My teacher saw it and clicked off straight away. Good job Jimbo your not just scaring minors, your scaring teachers 😘

James uploading always means that is gonna good day frfr

Ah yes, the vacyewum cleaner

james marriott i am in the waiting room for therapy please

Mom I dont care that I'm sick james marriott just posted

remember when james almost had his fart moment during the slow down subathon

this is the hardest ive laughed all week

love seeing a new James video

Nobody can deny that they didn't do any of these lol

Honestly, I could genuinely go for some bad book club rn

Gotta love James Marriott ❤❤😂

I choked on my apple juice whilst watching this.

About service dogs! : They're actually known as assistance animals in the UK, service animals in the UK refer to police animals. Assistance dogs are able to be anywhere in the building that their handler would normally be allowed, including where the music is playing but they must not be within the crowd in standing stalls so must either be at the back, side or where there are allocated seats (usually up on the balcony) and they MUST be wearing doggy defenders (dog headphones). I hope that clears some things up as I hope to attend the next tour in london too with my assistance dog and have been to several concerts before (:

I can proudly say I sat through this entire stream

This thumbnails looks like one of his commentary days thumbnails and it gave a jumpscare

the most embarrassing thing I've ever done happened my freshman year of high school (around age 14 for non americans). We had a mock legislature and had to present new laws in front of the entire class of 100+ students. I chose farm reform because I didn't care enough to find a good topic. As a complete joke just to meet the line requirements I wrote the fated line "anyone who disrespects a chicken will be disrespected back". During the presentation someone asked me to elaborate on that, me being an anxious dumbass said no. Government teacher had to pre-veto the bill to get the class to stop laughing at me. Everyone thought I was 100% serious with that line and it followed me all the way to graduation. I'm nearly 20, halfway done with my CS degree, and the chicken incident still haunts me.

I watched this when it was live yooo

This made me laugh so hard😭

i love seeing james upload [ its unhinged ]

I once tried to piggyback someone who I tought was my dad but turned out my dads boss😭😭😭😭I was 5 but I remember it like yesterday and it haunts me in my worst nightmares💀😭

my most embarassing moment was telling someone "good for you" and abreviating it "gfy". they thought i told them go f*ck yourself and replied in turn.

Omg I saw the thumbnail and thought it was on the main channel that’s such a classic Jimbo Mazza thumbnail

when i was little i saw a plushie of a green owl in a claw machine, and the owl from duolingo coming after you was a big joke. instead of shouting look it's the duolingo bird i shouted dildo multiple times

Mr Marriott, it is very good to see you on my homepage once more. Salutations.

I love your content james !! always fun to watch and never fails to make me laugh!

I admire the bravery or what ever you wanna call it idk hahahahah

My most embarrassing moment was subscribing to your channel

No one : James : vacoom

I really love watching your videos they always make me feel so happy and this is probably going to be the last time I can, I am currently in hospital and I don’t think I will make it but thank you for being here whenever I feel like Shit and you have saved so many people but I will be sure to comment if I do make it out of hospital, thank you so so much for being here even as a person behind a screen

*when your twitch is broken so you can't watch your favourite streamers*

Watching this can’t be good for everybody here’s already shaky mental health

1:49 my guy just asending

james marriot >>>> other streamers

i love james so much bro

Bro I literally wrote “poopy” on a sticky note on my map test. How is that not more embarrassing than watching James Marriott?

1:47 you ask and shall receive! :)

1:48 ????? bro disintegrated

My most embarrassing moment has to be when I was 7-9 in primary school and in front of my whole class i slipped on the floor and did the splits (I can’t do the splits) and then I screamed in pain

7:43 I did the same. I got stuck there...... not my proudest moment, ngl.😅

I am dedicated to naming my future child Jim

James im literally in the middle of a test rn and my phone made such a loud notification

Watching James Marriott at 11:44 pm on a Sunday bc I have no life >>>

For me, it’s when I pissed myself in front of my third grade class due to a bladder infection

I am in fact, cringe and a loser.

Why is James so funny

Been crying then got this notification.

NOT THE JUNKO POSE AS A DANGANRONPA FAN THAT HURT

I'm just here to brag rn. I'm going to splendor this year and James is performing there. I can't wait to see him live!

This seems like a good video!

my life is my embarassing moment

JamesLikesFarting

You should do a steam roasting people's playlist names with your songs in it

top 10 jame fart moments

OMG NOT MY BIOLOGY CONFESSION PHAHAHAHAHAH

Marriot watches skooch 100 percent

Lol love ur vids😂

1:33 otto scared the shit outta me

Damnit I missed another stream

sometimes i genuinely get hasanabi vibes when watching james

“I got below 80% on a test” Me: I got 1% on a test, don’t even

2:38 I’ll keep that in mind

Yes James you do vacuum water

1:48 WHY DID OTTO DISAPPEAR

If James Marriott has a million fans I am one of them. If James Marriott has ten fans I am one of them. If James Marriott has only one fan, that is me. If James Marriott has no fans, that means I am no longer on the earth. If the World is against James Marriott, I am against the World.

otto just appearing in the background like ok W king

If I could I would sub this channel twice

💀HELP

My most embarrassing moment was when 3 weeks after my grandma died I was listening to a song and this guy was talking about how his mom abandoned him and while walking past my mother I said “L imagine being motherless you loser.(Just in case you didn’t realize it was my mother’s mom who died)

my friend went up to a girl and made a weird noise, she didnt react, so my friend looked at me and asked "Is she deaf or something?" before realising the girl was, and had a hearing aid. she got so embarrassed and started trying to correct herself, you know, the way straight cis people do when they accidentally misgender someone.

Why he say vacuum like that.. 😭

I’m at school, and my friend caught be watching this

my most embarrassing moment is being caught watching you🙁

When ur response isnt in the video

3:39 I might honestly know that person. That happened in my 8th grade science class.

I would have said my most embarrassing moment was blowing up my microwave.

went to my electric guitar lesson and about half way through.... it slid off my lap and fell on my teachers foot. When i left i walked into the door. Went back to class attempting to sit on my chair and i fell off it (like idfk how i did) and just sat there for like 5mins. Then my friends crush asked me if i was ok and my friend hates me because i "stole her crush" News bitch im gay

0:37 my mom did that once to me :D

I’m watching this in the shower lol

Did Otto just like, disappear at 1:50???

Oh no