It was me. I had coke in the white house. I left it there cause it was some bunk shit. I expected better considering that's where all the rich politicians are, but I learned you gotta stick to the cartel guys in the border states. They've got the best blow.
Taking Brady super bowl jersey like he wasn't gonna notice and there were no cameras around. Brady the kinda guy who's underwear drawer is in alphabetical order...he might notice