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- “Have you ever been so enraged at the lover of your ex wife that one day when they were at an ice cream place, you defecated through the opened sunroof of their vehicle occupied by their two children at the time?” “Yes.”
The "I like shoes" line followed by the lie detector machine beeping is a subtle nod to the fact, that Bob Odenkirk prefers feet without any shoes on them.
@@wombunktules1973 But did he score four touchdowns in a single game for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1976 championship game versus Andrew Johnson High, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds of the game?
"HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A TRAIN APART, PIECE BY PIECE, THEN EATEN IT... AFTER JUST DERAILING IT WITH YOUR PENIS?!?!" - Jay Johnston with his best line in the whole run of the show "Yes. IT WAS FOR CHARITY!" - Bob Odenkirk, never not killing it... still gets me with a line decades later 😂
this is the best comedy i watched in a while!! and it''s so old, the proof that good stuff don't get old. except for my grandma, she did get old at some point.
I swear, these guys must have found out about the lie-detector test I took in the early eighties somehow. I applied to work for this liquor store, and they told me something like: “We don’t care about whether you got high before, we just want to make sure you’re not a thief”. So, I go down to the lie-detector guy’s office, he straps me up, and eventually the lie-detector guy gets to the drug use part of the quiz. Have you ever smoked marijuana? “Yes” How many times? “I don’t know”. Give me an approximate number. “I don’t know. Maybe fifteen-thousand times”. He gives me a weird look. What other drugs have you taken? The guy made me recount literally every drug I took during the 1970s, and made me guess how many times I took it. How many times have you taken LSD? “I don’t know. A couple hundred times, I guess. How many times have you drank cranberry juice?” On and on through every recreational drug known to man at that time. I must have gave him the names of thirty different drugs I "tried”. Later, the liquor store guys read it back to me in the store, laughing their asses off. I wish I had a copy of it! I worked for them for three years.
This is very, very similar to the later Family Guy bit where they play the “have you ever” drinking game and Quagmire ends up saying yes to everything.
@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 no, you don’t understand how similar works. Had I said this was inspired by or a ripoff of family guy you’d have a point. But just saying two things are similar is no implication that one came before the other.
@@justacup8676 I agree, but *Better Call Saul* is one of the greatest shows ever written, his iconic role, and he's the lead. For some reason it keeps being snubbed.
That was the first time I've laughed hysterically since Will Ferrell was funny. I do not think David Cross has improved upon or matched Mr. Show in his busy, long career.
Yeah, I’ve met crackheads before. They all live happy, healthy lives and aren’t in any way brought down by their addictions. Every single one of them. *This is sarcasm.*
