Honestly, listening to these dudes does more for my mental health than 80% of everything else in my life. Relatable and healthy outlooks on L's and W's. Godspeed you ridiculous heroes
Is it just me or is this podcast just not as entertaining anymore? I listen to the new episodes and I'm like "meh", but these older ones are gold. It's like listening to old Opie and Anthony clips before they "broke up".
@@Mannydamon I've read more about what a Rhodes Scholar is since my comment. It's just an old international scholarship from Oxford founded under Cecil J. Rhodes.
Shane : “By the end of this, we’re gonna be in a fucking helicopter.. just going wherever we want dude” Matt : “I’m gonna crash a helicopter into the white house” That’s one way to respond. Dudes too goated
Dude I'm so mad I just found these podcast clips 1 year late. I'm fucking crying from laughing so hard at work, I have to constantly stop what I'm doing to regain my composure 😂
My first job was at Burger King with a giant black dude that worked there named Burger. No shit that was his birth name. I guess when he was born the doctor said “that thing looks like a hamburger” and mom thought he was talking about the baby.
Lmao I know I’m late but the Mexican lunches thing is spot on. I work with a Mexican husband and wife and they go hard during their lunch break. They bring so much food and pray for the first like 15 minutes of their 30 minute break 😂
Hey do any dawgz know where I can find the story about Matt’s Korean boss talking about his random business ideas? Specifically when he talks about how “brack apeepo ruv uhspen money ona pitbuurr”
Shane as the dad in Matilda would have been hilarious! For real tho he’s more like the brother in that movie, just got his Matilda powers and smarts later in life when he started listening to audio books 😂
I had a job in HS in the summers doing grounds work for a slightly above avg condo company on B-level golf course and during my work there I remember refusing to do certain jobs like operating a chainsaw to trim trees (I was literally 16 with zero experience wtf?) another time I went around the complex killing weeds with this spray and destroyed the curb side lawn all along the entrance of the place lol then my parens friends went out of town for 2 weeks and stocked their fridge up with alcohol & food and left some money and I no called no showed the entire time because I was like well I'm going back to school a few weeks later anyways who cares? After that 2 week party ended I went back to work really just to pick up my last check and they acted like nothing whatsoever happened, show goes on lol I was like errr alright then lol They knew I was always leaving at the end of the summer to go back to school and I remember one of the years while I was in college they called me to ask to recommend a friend to them LOL. I couldn't possibly be a worse worker, just goes to show ya lol
Has Shane ever gone in depth on his time teaching English in Spain? He discussed it a bit on Barstool when he got hammered a few months back but it was clear he was holding back. As a 10 year ESL loser still in the game I'd like to hear that. These early episode clips are wild.
Being on a lift isn't that scary at all. It's a different sensation than like a cliff or even a tall ass ladder. I know exactly what Matt is talking about "getting acrobatic", you can stand up on the 4" metal band that goes around the perimeter of the basket floor to get a little bit more reach. If you're a real crazy bastard you could stand up on the bars of the basket.
I worked with a lad for years. His name was Wayne lol. He was a good guy he ran haul truck and I ran loader in a open pit mine Anyways ya I can definitely back up what they are saying. On the weekends ol Wayne would get fuckin dressed up. He would have snake skin boots on some kind of badazzled jeans a snazzy western button up and like a 10 gallon cowboy hat. He drove a dodge 1500 on like 24” in rims 😂. He would always bring home cooked food too it could be middle of December and we’re in bum fuck no where and here comes Wayne with some home made tamales his wife made us.
I always just disappeared when I quit lol or stopped showing up all together. One time i just left a forklift job. Clocked out and dipped. I had moved a stack of boxes that like 6000kg of plastic pellets were resting against once. Shit went everywhere and I just casually clocked out and left.
My boss at my current job told me I did a good job when he found out I hid in a box and flashed a bunch of my co workers when they came on shift. So yeah definitely won’t be leaving here ever unless things change.
We wrote notes to read after highschool graduation in first grade and mine said: Will be in the NBA draft. In reality what happened is I woke up from my 132 day coma mid senior year and it blew major dick because last time I was awake I was having a great time with the Boyz first week of summer but I died lmao
