MST3K - Best of Riding With Death 

That was a great handshake man. This is a pretty mellow Top Secret operation- nobody's getting uptight, everythings cool, no baggage or hang ups. I'm just gonna hang in there baby, you bet your sweet bippy. I'll do my thing, they'll do theirs. Just gotta keep it mellow. It's what being Ben Murphy's all about; and I'm Ben Murphy.

I wish I had time to watch this, but I have to finish these patent papers...

Some say he's still cleaning his glasses

My dad was a patent examiner for 30 years, and not once did he mention working on his patent papers riding in the back of a truck driven by Ben Murphy.

"Lucky guy...he's about to find out I'm Ben Murphy."

The glasses-cleaning bit always kills me. "They have 13 hours to drive from Torrance to Long Beach?" "Fade-away jerk handshake." "No? This can't be? YOU'RE DEAD?" "Is she in Heaven, Mike?" "He's as elusive as I am!"

How could you leave out, Cupcake: "Wait, I can explain, honest!" Crow: "...you're an idiot; and I fooled you."

Yeah, being Ben Murphy has its advantages, like being Ben Murphy.

In addition I LOVED the sketch at the end with the anamatronic cardboard Abby. (lethargically): "Give it the ol' college try, Sam."

"It cant be?! You Invisible?!" For some reason that line kills me.

I wear glasses and sometimes it can be a real bear getting those babies clean, so I sympathize with the guy in the movie. *squeak squeak squeak*

After watching these clips, I can confidently say I have absolutely no idea what the actual movie was about. Except that it involves turkeys.

"Sam, I'm blown to several thousand bits, but I've gotta finish these patent papers!"

Ben Murphy vs the elusive Robert Denby vs Emperor Cupcake vs those dirty glasses!

1) "You can keep the Black Barts off my mudflaps" 2) "Uhh Ben, my patent papers are at a slight angle!" 3) "No whey girl, no whey... just curds."

This can't beee?! You're deeead?!!

"He is as elusive as I am!"

You left out my favorite part: "Robert Reed and Tom T. Hall!" This just might be my favorite MST3K episode ever.

As many times as I've watched this, the turkey jokes make me LOL every time!

Gotta love the "jive turkeys" who created this mish-mash of a movie! Perfect MST3K fodder. :)

You can say what you will about this movie but the important thing to remember is that Abby is "some gal."

My patent papers are at a slight angle, Sam. What's going on? Sam, my patent papers are wondering why we stopped.

"Call the smokies" "On what? The radiator?"

Love this episode, though I'll say, as a truck driver, I HATE when people sing on the CB. SHUT UP

The King approaches!

hahaha, the glasses cleaning scene

I have just three words: New England Journalists

If I ever got Ben Murphy's autograph, I would ask him to write, "Stay cool, you turkey!"

I wanted to get tense but i remembered, Extreme Mellowness Advised

New England journalists!

Chuh. Three turkeys must have downvoted this video.

"You want a table dance, Lazy Rider?"

I can never hear the word turkey the same again. Thanksgiving is gonna be hilarious now!

Death rides comfortably with Central Moving & Storage!

My patent papers are at a slight angle, Sam!

this can't BE? you're DEAD? i'm ACTING?!

Well, the turkeys used deutrium-stained glasses to blow up cupcakes's tripolodene-soaked patent papers. Robert Denby's some gal!

I've ridden with death...and he does NOT pony up for gas!

"Are we not men?" HAHAHAHAHAHA

I dont know ow if this has been stated, but what makes that whole "they have 13 hours to drive from Torrance to Long Beach" funnier is if you look up directions it usually takes like 20 minutes

More turkey jokes! MORE, I SAY!

THE TRIPOLYDINE-Oh wait, that was before..

"Oh, I'm not cool, so I'll have to shake regular"

Sam, how do you spell "patent"?

My glasses are filthy

"I have a new friend and his name is Buffalo"

Peter Fonda is Richard Petty in the Marcel Marceau story.

STOP HARASSING DENBY.

I'd hit the like button, but my glasses are filthy.

For whatever reason 5:35 is my favorite part of the episode. It's just so ridiculous.

2.25.....GOOD TO SEE JERRY REED WORKIN AGAIN

The 'fade away jerk handshake'.

They're working on their patent papers.

"It probably wasn't worth it" "It DEFINITELY wasn't worth it!"

Were they butter balls?... we'll have a turkey update lol

"Dr. Hale will ride in the back with a 2 gallon jug of tripolodyne-" Crow: Some Pretzels... so simple and dumb, but that line always cracks me up

I'm on yer ass I'm on yer ass

"Oh look, a couple of VAAANS." Giant Spider Invasion reference.

*Riding With Death* Mike: Oh, the Matthew Broderick story! Crow: And believe me, Death does NOT pony up for gas! Sam: Yeah, but then one man's meat is anothjer man's poison. Mike: Turkey meat that is. Crow: It can't be!? You're invisible?! Crow: The tripolodyne! Oh, wait. Bryon

That was a great handshake, man. Pretty Mellow Top Super Operation, nobody's gettin' uptight, everthings cool, no baggage or hangups. I'm just gonna hang in there, baby, you bet your sweet bippy. I'll do my thing, they'll do theirs. Just gotta keep melt. That's what bein Ben Murphy is all about... and I'm Ben Murphy.

"New England journalists!"

OPTICAL ILLUSION-AHH!!

We've been watching this episode of MST3K on Thanksgiving day for years. What we can't figure out is, why are they trying to blow up a race car? What's the objective? I guess it's a movie, I should really just relax.

whats great about this is that now i don't have to watch the whole movie! you summed up all the funniest parts and i laughed til i cried... awesome...

Driving from Torrance to Long Beach with moderate traffic would take roughly.. 24 minutes. Think they have enough time? Lol

I've always thought Ben's CB handle during the caper should have been "Definitely Not a Secret Agent Surreptitiously Transporting Triprolidine."

Awww, you left out my favorite lines. "Ah, that goey L.A. sky." "Birds? Nope, all dead." "You know, this film was a hit with elderly black women and Hispanic lesbians." "Not the H.G. Wells. Hud Gomer Wells."

LEAVE ROBERT DENBIGH ALONE!!

I hope it never stops being the 70s

4:29 Christ he’s a terrible driver

Pumping buffalo!

Cupcake is adorable

Sorry I said you were as elusive as Robert Denby.

It can't beeeeee you need more subscribers!!!! I love that line heheh...

The king approaches! XD

Being Ben Murphy has it's advantages, like being Ben Murphy.

“She has exploding boogers!”

"Coming up on your mudflaps", people have such cute names for sex.

Ben Murphy: the Matthew McConaughey of the 70's.

This tv show is the reason bad movies were made, we really need it to come back with all the crap that has came out recently.

The best of riding with death = all of riding with death.

Ben Murphy X Buffalo was the best Ship of the 1970s

That's right chiefy.....

"whooaaa the acid kicked in..." rofl

@ 2:35 LOL!

Awesome. Thanks for posting!

Hey, sometimes you have to thoroughly clean your glasses 😂

This is a top 5 episode simply due to the filth on his glasses..

Steven Bochco was the turkey responsible for this.

11/22/18 6:30 am Turkey Turkey Turkey - mellow - TJ Swan - Turkey Turkey Turkey gonna be a great thanksgiving day! MST3K rocks!

THE KING APPROACHETH

He's so elusive...🤣

Oh jeez. That DEVO reference. :D

👀 I pooped my drawers im so excited!!

Must be one of those airborne turkeys. ...

Abby's some gal!

Woah, the acid kicked in. lol

I want a WWBMD bracelet I can look to when I'm stressed and need to mellow out.

Man, I hate Robert Denby. I wonder what he is up to? Oh well, it’s time to clean my glasses.

TURKKKKEEEEYYYYSSSS HOAHHHHHH!!!!!