MST3K: The Painted Hills (FULL MOVIE) 

Shuts window. "There. That'll keep the devil out". I laughed so hard I almost stopped breathing.

According to one online review of the film: "The best actor in this movie is the dog, and not by a little". I agree with that assessment.

One of the most underrated episodes and one of my favorites.

MST3K is, without a single doubt, my all time FAVORITE show! I've been watching you guys since the beginning, and I wanna thank you for all the years of entertainment, memorable cast of characters, and all the things that make this show, this show. Happy Early Valentine's day, and see you on the flip side!

"Remember last week when he was alive? It didn't last."

My god, the sheer amount of Snausage trivia the team put together for these annotations is worth at least 4 credit hours for the poor interns who had to research them.

People are still watching the old mst3k and loving it.

Lassie in a dark revenge picture? What were they thinking?

My riff: When title "The Painted Hills" appears: "The Bob Ross story!"

I love how the annotations felt the need to explain who Moses is.

Taylor's heel turn is pretty quick. He goes gold crazy pretty quick.

McGraw-Hill is a publisher of textbooks, and would produce shorts like these to show to children in schools.

I love the Leno chin on crow awesome

50:24 "Oh, throw that in my face!" I'm sad that this Joel riff never became a full-blown meme.

Sheesh. That was kinda intense for a kiddie film! Shallow grave. Poisoned dog. Dead dad. It's like David Lynch went back in time.

I had forgotten about the Leno chin on Crow. Love it!

Servo upsetting Crow over Lassie dying from the poison was retaliation for Crow's thing regarding Tibby in Gamera.

"I got something to show you." "No!" DX I could not stop replaying that. XD

18:10 Barbra Streisand is famous for preferring to be photographed and filmed on her left side. It is the reason that she refused to do the Tonight Show for over 50 years - from 1963 until 2014, when Jimmy Fallon allowed her to sit in his seat for the interview.

**kills TV's Frank **blames him for dying "Well your movie today is..."

Well, I have MST3K on Valentine's, if nothing else.

57:32 They're not talking about the Planet Hollywood in the Mall of America, are they? The last time I went there: I waited for over a half hour and the waiter never showed up to ask for my drink.

Up here on the satellite of love. Nice.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten all those socks! Relatable.

Who thought making a gritty revenge film with freaking Lassie was a good idea?

The "Is there gonna be a test" joke is a reference to McGraw-Hill testbooks.

Rutherford B. Hayes was born humbly to his own son, Rutherford B. Hayes Jr., in Delaware, while it was still Ohio, sometime after the French Revolution. Rejecting a career as a professional speller, he was admitted to the Bar in 1845, though he did not drink lustfully from it. Serving heroically in the Civil War, Hayes admitted later that it was in the Army he first tasted human flesh. In 1876, Hayes beat Bill Tilden in a 3-set quarterfinal at Flushing Meadows, which caused the Electrical College to declare him President of the United States. Here are a few highlights of the administration of Rutherford B. Hayes. In 1877, Reconstruction ended, and Jacques Derrida was named Secretary of Linguistics, and the era of Deconstruction began, and continues to this day. Thomas Edison invented the pornograph, beginning the age of pornography. President Hayes then passed the Hayes Act, started the Hayes Office, won fame as an American Lyric tenor, and was named Archbishop of New York in 1919. After he retired, he founded the original ZZ Top with James Garfield and Chester Alan Arthur, and shocked the world with a publicity stunt when, on a bet, he made a tent out of the underwear of William Howard Taft and lived inside for a full year, he did. And in his later years, Hayes retired from the stage and did a series of memorable character parts in Hollywood. Who can forget the time he was slapped by Jacqueline Bisset in the 1971 Universal movie Airport? And then, after inventing ringworm, Hayes died. His last words were: "I have only one life to live, let me live it as a blonde." The end. Oh, and his blood type was AB. The end.

Omg Crow’s jaw in the beginning 😂😂😂

"he had sand on his lap and he needed help?"

The look Dr. F gives when he realizes Frank is really dead kills me (pun only somewhat intended)

I don't know why but the "A spitting contest!" line just made me spew Mtn Dew everywhere.

potato chip covered lard balls, a southern holiday favorite.

Crow's report on Rutherford B. Hayes had me in tears. XD

I never thought I'd laugh at the death spasms of a dog yet here we are. Wow, that sounds terrible out of context.

Absolutely awesome episode Joel. Sitting outside on my iPad loving this thank you brother

I love this short. “Those...nose.” 😂😂😂😂 “Skin sucks.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “And so, the end of a perfect day...” An entire day spent grooming. 😆

Small correction: at 1:22:56 the The Most Dangerous Game was originally a short story written in 1924 by Richard Connell. And thanks for teaching me all there is to know about Snausages.

So this Valentine's Day, we give a hearty "Snausages" to anyone watching.

Pro tip: Wait until the man actually does all the work to get the gold before killing him.

only these guys the g.o.a.t. s of t.v. can make any movie bad orbadder great,i miss this show.

First thing I'm gonna do is buy me a montage!

1:33 This episode aired a few weeks after Letterman debuted on CBS & Leno was getting the shit kicked out of him. Comedians would still make fun of Leno like this in years to come, but this was at a time where it was like kicking him when he was down, not when he was America's #1 host.

I grew up with this movie, so this episode was especially hilarious!!!

Joel's Lessie voice is hilarious.

01:13:00 The head shake was called the "trombone gobble" and was a sound created by editor Treg Brown. It was not a Mel Blanc vocalization.

"Ugh, people are so shallow and superficial nowadays" The 50's: *Do your hair and wear nice clothes so boys will like you*

Seeing the puppets, people might think this was a kids' show. It most certainly ISN'T.

just can't get enough of mst3k love it😁👍

Not gonna lie, I laugh every time they say "snausages".

I thought a big spider was on my TV screen and it was just the top of Crowls head. Good movie , I use to have this on vhs.

Favorite episode yet 🤣

Hahaha I never realized truly how many times the guys referenced Snausages during this movie. Those annotations cracked me up

*Finally* I found out where the "I'm so naughty, naughty I am" came from. They've used that in several episodes, and even though it sounded familiar, I couldn't figure out where I had heard it before.

1:25:15 "Oh, for want of a frisbee!" This show always hits you right between the eyes with some of the best one-liners when you least expect it. 😁

I think we're all with Crow on Team Sloppy.

47:49 "How do you work this crazy thing?" may be a misquote of the end of the Jetsons where George Jetson gets caught on a runaway treadmill and yells, "Jane, stop this crazy thing." At least, that's what it reminded me of.

Hey, people viewing this who miss the annotations: theres an extension to bring them back!

I actually think the "Life is pain" line @ 1.08.35 comes from The Long Kiss Goodnight & not Princess Bride where Geena Davis says it to her kid when she falls on the ice & breaks her arm.

510-"The Painted Hills" (1951)-I liked everything about this episode. From Crow's Jay Leno impersonation, Clay utilizing Frank's heart ("At some point, this will kill Frank ..."), to Joel's Back-Talk device, to the opening short, "Body Care And Grooming," (a stifling view on how to conform in the 1950s) to the debate sketch where Crow and Tom argue about whether the girl in that featurette is better neat or unkempt (I definitely choose the latter), to the riffing of the main film, starring Lassie as "Shep," in a movie that is actually not bad on its own, unMiSTed. Jonathan (Paul Kelly-a Kenny Rogers look-alike) strikes it rich, but his investment partner has died, leaving his son, Tommy (Gary Gray), and widow (Ann Doran) to reap the benefits. Joined by Lin (Bruce Cowling), another investor, Jonathan and Tommy set up camp and begin looking for the mother lode. Unfortunately, Lin develops "The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre" syndrome, kills Jonathan and tries to off "Shep" with a poison dog biscuit (hey, who wouldn't?). Justice triumphs as he is forced off a cliff by "Shep," in very bizarre sequence. Almost perfect quipping ("He had sand on his lap and needed help?"; "Who's TOMMY?!"; "First thing I'm gonna do is buy me a montage!"; "They're being ransacked by Tom Bombadil."; "I'm a dog, I can't process this much information!"; "She's dyin' and going to take as many ants with her as possible." and many more) and skits, including Crow's Rutherford B. Hayes report, Servo melts Crow into a gold ingot and bringing Lassie to justice. Great "A" show. Beware, though, as the annotated version has a series of annoying Loreal commercials.

I just love that this was the height of comedy for G*psy. 💜

I never realized Tom's torso is a little barrel/beer keg.

I didn’t want to cry 😢😭🤣😂

CLASSIC episode! When Lassie puts her head into the guys arm pit and says, "Are you guys talking about me?" I actually really DID laugh out loud. And also the death scene with the 3 Stooges and "I'm dyin' over here." Too freaking funny!

so some of you might ask why did crow had an enlarged chin as he joked about congress, see he was making fun of jay leno, a showman who manned the tonight show back in the time this was filmed. the more you know

wow Chris Kristofferson hasn't aged a day

3:08 the Cholester-Do-All is kinda weird considering that Frank had a triple bypass surgery in the last few years and has slimmed down considerably

Well I made many Saints cry.

I love Gypsy!

Me, this entire movie: bork bork !

Oh YEAH!! Another episode I've never seen. Can't wait to watch it this weekend. :)

Oh happy dance, a new annotated episode!!! Thank you for the Valentine's Day present!

You guys missed one. at 18:07 Tom starts barking to the tune of the opening song from "The Sound of Music."

Like how Joel even told Tom to chill with the whole Yea there dead too lmao

I always wonder what animal actors are thinking during the scenes when they're just sitting there and the human actors are talking. In this movie, for example, when "Jonathan" is delivering his dialogue, I imagine Lassie is thinking, "Geez, this guy's indicating all over the place. Am I the only one on this set who sees this? If the idiots who run this studio had just ponied up a little more dough -- maybe offered up gross points on the back end -- I bet they could've gotten Gary Cooper..."

"I love my dead gay son!" love that reference to Heathers!

Great crowd tonight indeed!

As always, good stuff

You poor Annotation-Writer-Person I feel your suffering at the glut of Snausage references. You have my pity and my giggles. Keep doing what you are doing it's fantastic :-) :-) :-)

9:35 , the sound guy or editor slipped in a secret. it says "Jerk" out of nowhere. :)

I laughed and cried throughout the entire film 😢😃

"How do you work this crazy thing!?!" (1:31). Reference to the Jetson's treadmill dog walk for Astro.

Good to see the annotations get humorous.

I'm glad that you guys are bringing the show back! Netflix has it on April 14th 2017 this year!

1:09:30 "Come out, come out wherever you are" may be a reference to Robert Deniro's (Max Cady) line in "Cape fear".

Thanks for uploading these. This episode in particular. I used to watch them with my dad when I was 6 or 7, and I can still remember the jokes that made him laugh.

Robot Roll Call!!!

For a dog, thats incredible acting.

Hiliarous episode good riffing and good host segments☃

On the one hand, having a special window the dog can usesto get in & out of the cabin is real cute and all...but they're not worried about any other wildlife that may decide to climb on in? That seems like it'd be re rule, rather than the exception ,

1:13:20 Dang! I almost believe him...

i forgot how hilarious this one was

This is shaping up to be one of the livelier episodes. I like it already.

A cocaine joke in mst3k. My life is complete.

I never realized there was so much to be known about Snausages. I now feel that I've been enlightened by the Snausage gods themselves.

1:11:38 Lassie was a badass, man!

Respect to the fact there were consistent informative annotations for the "snausages" joke

18:07 The 'music' is the titular song from 'The Sound of Music", rendered by a dog. As Julie Andrews might have said: "The howls fill my heart with the sound of music..."

anybody exited for the re-boot? I can't wait!

And now I want some Key Lime Pie...

Keep watching the medicine cabinet! Keep watching the medicine cabinet!