MTG - Mono White Goats “$30 Budget” Tribal Modern Deck Tech for Magic: The Gathering! 

Don't you mean the "Goatest of all time" #BadPunIsBad

Oh you...

+Dusk Deadman that pun goat out of hand…

This you missed the joke G.O.A.T (Greatest of all Time.

You have enlightened me. I may finally pass on to the next world. Thank you.

oh god please no, this is hell

Hi wedge!☺

no displacer??

I'd probably go with replacing the Flickerwisps with Eldrazi displacers, sprinkjack pasture makes a waste source and gets more card draw if you did upgrade to the wall of omens, cant really see the downside apart from not getting the colourless source but the blighted white land from BFZ should also be a pretty good addition.

slow

this sure is baaaad 🐑

lmao

Goblins Vs Goats Duel Deck 2017

Hahaha, sideboarding for goats!

Whatever will I do now that someone has stolen one of my 10 goats with an ETB trigger? I mean, we're gaining comical amounts of life and supercharging our goats, but that bloody goatnapper has foiled us again!

DAM THOSE NAPPERS!

Just run a couple more colourless+white sources. If you ran this UW you could have counters, WR kinda burn, etc. WG tho

haaaaa

That pun was baaaaad

Jesus

Also I swapped the trading post's for Ajani Goldmane because Ajani Goldmane. So good for this deck. Oh and I put in some Windswept Hearths to thin out my lands for later in the game

It didn't help.

The sideboard is as follows: 1 kantaki wars wage, 2 fragmentize, 2 dryad millitant, 2 surgical extraction, 2 stony silence, 2 grafdiggers cage, 2 kor firewalker, and 2 of the white melira

no leylines?

blade of selves isn't modern legal

because sacrificing goats to summon demons is the best thing ever. and that's the deck I'd show to people that say magic is for devil worshippers.

No joke - I just looked on TCGPlayer for the price of a Phyrexian Altar and the first seller listed is GOATHEAD GAMES !!!!! Definitely a sign.... :)

+Jim Bryant nice! I've always wanted to build this just to prove a point.

It wouldn't help the tokens though... This deck can stall with 14 0/1 goats..... Useless until you draw a pump spell

crypto door dot deck :O put like loan dryads and mirrodins core in there oh man.

Doors won't work in this deck because we are not casting goat spells

Doors won't work in this deck because we are not casting goat spells

Doors won't work in this deck because we are not casting goat spells

I made a goat deck last year before this was posted and i ran door of destinies soon after I realised it was unplayable the deck as you don't cast the tokens so it doesn't trigger and they stay weak.... rip i took apart the deck

Couldn't it be 2/2 3/3 etc? Isn't that still good? Was it just a faux pas?

I like that idea a lot after having read the car, but both cards have a place in the deck and having 1 of each is inconsistent. Trading post allows you to bring back an obelisk if it gets destroyed, which is extremely useful cause that will be the first thing to target to shutdown your goats from being powerful. Not only that, but you can pretty much infinite cycle one of the obelisks or trading posts, for health and draw with the other 3 abilities with it since you're making a shit ton of tokens. Albeit though, i think making the harbinger grab 2 shepherds, the shepherds doubling tokens, and the flicker wisp doubling that again, could be very powerful. If anything i would side board 2 copies, and if you find yourself getting to late game, you could sub out 2 couldshifts for it, or even 1 could shift and 1 removal depending on what they have more of and you find yourself not needing as much removal. I.e if they have more artifacts, enchantments or plansewalkers sub out a stasis snare and if more creatures, an o ring. :)

Also just put this together on MTGO for less than $10...I'ts Baaahlast....Competitive and lol all day. +1 & A+ Wedge.