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Mu Becomes A Concern, The Delta Spread Continues, And Colbert Shaves The 'Stache 

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75% of American adults have received at least one vaccine shot as of today, yet the pandemic rages on as a variant called Mu enters the realm of concern. Meanwhile, caving to popular demand and family pressure, Stephen Colbert shaved off his questionable mustache. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@studiolezard
@studiolezard 3 года назад
The best thing about the pandemic is that we got to know Evie.
@pi17835
@pi17835 3 года назад
True. And as happy as I am for him and the crowd that they are back: I really liked the shows from home
@LapsedPacifist79
@LapsedPacifist79 2 года назад
She’s awesome, loved that laugh. He’s a lucky man
@--ART3MIS--
@--ART3MIS-- 3 года назад
I can't say if it's a good thing or a bad thing that, nowadays, this guy is the best that america has to offer to the rest of the world. all I can say is: I love Stephen Colbert! greetings from Europe!
@transcendentalidiot3321
@transcendentalidiot3321 3 года назад
Stephen's stache had to go. It looked self-aware and I'm pretty sure it had evil intentions.
@Ortorin
@Ortorin 3 года назад
Let's be honest, whoever colors his hair needed to see his face first. Would have been fine then.
@deecohen1383
@deecohen1383 3 года назад
Have you seen his episode of comedians in cars with Jerry Seinfeld he had a full on gray goatee he was “on a break”
@charlotteinnocent8752
@charlotteinnocent8752 3 года назад
Glad his wife stepped in he looked like John Bolton and the world already has one too many John Boltons.
@NoobSaibotMK666
@NoobSaibotMK666 3 года назад
I thought he looked like a younger Alex Trebek 🤔👍🏻
@dayegilharno4988
@dayegilharno4988 3 года назад
Now it's gone, I almost think that if anbody could pull that look off, it's Stephen... He should give wearing a cape a try next!
@m2012o1
@m2012o1 3 года назад
"Got my kiss." How dare you go for such blatant emotional manipulation, sir, and how dare it work so well.
@denasharpe2393
@denasharpe2393 3 года назад
Lol
@mariekastler5391
@mariekastler5391 3 года назад
Want to like this...want MORE to leave it at 69 likes😍
@tirsedenia
@tirsedenia 3 года назад
"In a misguided attempt to destigmatize mental illness" LMAOOO xD
@Sugarskulls_forever
@Sugarskulls_forever 3 года назад
That Pokemon joke was perfect. Someone give that millennial writer a raise!!
@jembozaba4864
@jembozaba4864 3 года назад
As a massive Pokémon fan and player, I agree.
@misskasi8406
@misskasi8406 3 года назад
#weeblife
@Klynker
@Klynker 3 года назад
Absofuckinglutely
@mattstyles2498
@mattstyles2498 3 года назад
U can compare people that were born in 2005 to people that were already 20 in 2005
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 3 года назад
You should Pokemon Go to the clinic!
@Thingumabob333
@Thingumabob333 3 года назад
Missed opportunity to call the fake Italian food from america an "Impasta"
@Flaubert
@Flaubert 3 года назад
Love that one
@WizardOfArc
@WizardOfArc 3 года назад
👏👏👏
@ansuajo
@ansuajo 3 года назад
Ha! Go write for the late show
@AllPileup
@AllPileup 3 года назад
If the product does not pass FDA regulations, the manufacturer might be Jailato-ed.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
They'd need to have had the joke set in Boston.
@JaySaindon
@JaySaindon 3 года назад
The sound guys did a great job with the whistle
@maryanneslater9675
@maryanneslater9675 3 года назад
As someone who has had many a kiss turned into a "Gah!" moment by one of my husband's moustache hairs going up my nose, I do see Evvie's point of view.
@deprofundis3293
@deprofundis3293 3 года назад
Same! Lol
@Green4peace
@Green4peace 3 года назад
The people at the Iowa game were waving at the UI Children’s Hospital - which is attached to the UI Hospital - which makes it 100x worse. It was a giant F-U to those children and their families. “We will wave at you sans masks but won’t wear masks for you.”
@theodorethompson9032
@theodorethompson9032 3 года назад
Crazy there hasn't been any stories about everyone getting sick. Just like all the folks rioting last summer...
@midknight
@midknight 3 года назад
@@theodorethompson9032 you must have your dates confused. Riots were on Jan 6. Peaceful protests happened last summer. It must be hard to understand facts when you watch Fox.
@theodorethompson9032
@theodorethompson9032 3 года назад
@@midknight I turned off MSM long before last summer. But cities BURNING is not peaceful.
@theodorethompson9032
@theodorethompson9032 3 года назад
@@midknight i turned of all MSM long before last summer. But if people burning buildings and churches and such is peaceful well we can't really talk...
@theodorethompson9032
@theodorethompson9032 3 года назад
@@midknight but we have proof the same ANTIFI was in DC the 6th that were burning cities all summer. We have them on tape. We have their fliers. We knew their plans...
@LaCheshireChat
@LaCheshireChat 3 года назад
I adore Jon Batiste's genuine laugh when he's particularly tickled by one of Stephen Colbert's jokes! It's wonderful!
@MrBayspring
@MrBayspring 3 года назад
Yes I agree, if he did not have an audience, all he needs is Evie & john.
@Keallei
@Keallei 3 года назад
Pikachu!
@MrBayspring
@MrBayspring 3 года назад
@@annaku_eatswieners_ahaha Its probably a good thing for you that no one here knows who you are, unless of course the people that do know you are just as dumb as you, and its a fair guess that they are. John is in a league all by himself when it comes to how talented of a musician he is. If anything sthepen would be the one that would have to suck up to John to keep him on the show. There are so many other things he could be doing, and for a lot more money. And you must be new to the show if you don't know that their relationship is not one of boss and employee, besides being friends they genuinely admire each other's talent...John can't make you laugh, and Stephen can't compose songs, write music and orchestrate a band. Its mutual respect for what they do. So when you see and hear John laughing, its genuine.
@denasharpe2393
@denasharpe2393 3 года назад
Probably because he had not heard them at rehersal!! That really makes me happy..
@LeftIsBest001
@LeftIsBest001 3 года назад
That Italian bit at the end had some of the funniest gags I've heard in a while. _"In a misguided attempt to destigmatize mental illness..."_ Bahahahahahaaaaaaaa 🤣😂🤣
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 3 года назад
Yeah. Bahaha indeed.
@adamgardiner5869
@adamgardiner5869 3 года назад
I don't know who that guy was who hosted last night, but I'm glad to see u back Stephen!
@giovanni1290
@giovanni1290 3 года назад
😡😡😡😡
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
It was his evil twin Blephen Colbear.
@DrTssha
@DrTssha 3 года назад
Damn Mirror Universe hosts...
@throwaway5423
@throwaway5423 3 года назад
It was the darkest timeline...
@DS1Infinite
@DS1Infinite 3 года назад
It Was Reven Rolbert His Evil Twin From A Paralell Universe
@aslinebelcourt3622
@aslinebelcourt3622 3 года назад
It’s the way Jon laugh at the Syphilis Jam Jokes for me. 😂😂
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 3 года назад
I'd feel better about 80%+ of 2 doses. Be sure to get all your doses to stop the spread!
@prezbige
@prezbige 3 года назад
I love getting vaccinated because it's like taking my immune system to the gym. Bigger faster stronger every day
@comment2009
@comment2009 3 года назад
In my area 86% have at least 1 dose, 80% fully vaccinated. Next door is a conservative town in the mid 70s, while on the other side a city w/ a relatively minority population yet church going at 70+ and climbing. Both were in the mid 60s about a month ago.
@queerbotanicalqueen
@queerbotanicalqueen 3 года назад
@Yuki Sapphira it could also mean that even though it’s right wing, they still care for their neighbors and fellow people. I hope. But, unfortunately, it’s less likely.
@apn9307
@apn9307 3 года назад
Needle yourself and dont push it on others
@stephenroche7988
@stephenroche7988 3 года назад
Jon in the background saying Pikachu is now my favourite thing
@Keallei
@Keallei 3 года назад
I know it was soooo adorable!
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 3 года назад
I'm pretty sure Evie's kiss/vote would override even if the Twitter poll were reversed. 😂
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 3 года назад
Thank goodness Evie vetoed the stash it looked awful! 🚫👨
@johan.ohgren
@johan.ohgren 3 года назад
Like the electoral college...
@리주민
@리주민 3 года назад
Imagine if Stephen demanded that until Evie grew some facial hair thst he would not kiss her. Fairs fair 😋
@chino3796
@chino3796 3 года назад
I knew Evie would come through to get rid of the unsightly stache.
@SuziSatterfieldCDA
@SuziSatterfieldCDA 3 года назад
Because Evie is the hero we all need.
@renren123451
@renren123451 3 года назад
Appreciating how the show says "man-made global warming", not merely "global warming". edit: whoa was only meaning to point it out the word "global warming" has been thrown around for at least two decades now but it's crazy that it somehow feels like beyond our control when human activities have contributed to it...like, wth does "hey, it's not just us" achieve? we can't throw rocks into a crowd and not realizing it'll hit somebody. didn't expect the replies but anyway it's been a few days, kissing the anons in the replies goodbye. hope everyone lives a good life.
@twonumber22
@twonumber22 3 года назад
Ever read about County of Maui v. Hawaiʻi Wildlife Fund? Please do if you haven't.
@Positive_Pronouns
@Positive_Pronouns 3 года назад
And how is your “appreciating” translating into doing something?
@twonumber22
@twonumber22 3 года назад
@@Positive_Pronouns What a stupid question. lol
@renren123451
@renren123451 3 года назад
@@Positive_Pronouns yes not much will be done :) things just don't change their course right away. emphasizing it's driven by human (as some of us know that many still deny it's caused by human) so people start to realize the extent of consequences and do what they can is along the lines of easy small changes.
@Positive_Pronouns
@Positive_Pronouns 3 года назад
@Owren Kwan - “appreciating” is essentially a way of saying you care without having to make a sacrifice. If you believe in man-made climate change then do something more than “appreciating” the acknowledgment.
@thebrightest1230
@thebrightest1230 3 года назад
I am so thankful that I can still hear the producer guy laughing in the background like we could before the audience came back 😅
@nikobatallones
@nikobatallones 3 года назад
So, if the Mu variant mutates, will it be called MuTwo?
@Hawner
@Hawner 3 года назад
Wrong for obvious reasons, but clever anyways. I did not see that one coming. XDD
@laurie6123
@laurie6123 3 года назад
Mr. Mu
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 3 года назад
1:50 If the supply of new variants surpasses the supply of Greek letters, we might really have to start naming them after Pokémon characters.
@리주민
@리주민 3 года назад
Pika-ACHOO!
@bcshelby4926
@bcshelby4926 3 года назад
...Ghastly would be appropriate one
@arunpharyn1404
@arunpharyn1404 3 года назад
"I thought i was the whitest man" My dude, my little brother complains that Mayo is too spicy 😂😂😂
@beberivera7011
@beberivera7011 3 года назад
😭☠🥇
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 3 года назад
:
@trishakauffman4621
@trishakauffman4621 3 года назад
"Tombstone pizza. With all the flavor of a graveyard." He's not wrong.
@doubleehokie
@doubleehokie 3 года назад
The Iowa fans are waving at the children watching the game while undergoing treatment in the children's hospital and they do this every game.
@RobbyM32CREW
@RobbyM32CREW 3 года назад
Idiot mocking something built for kids that literally can’t leave their rooms, this guys a blow hard
@nathanodland2989
@nathanodland2989 3 года назад
I think a more appropriate joke would've been, “Hi kids with vulnerable immune systems! It’s too much to protect you by wearing a mask or getting vaccinated, so we’ll just wave.” Too real? Too real?
@ccooper1969
@ccooper1969 3 года назад
The Wave has been created a few years ago before Covid. These kids are fighting cancer, and might not be around in the future. A smile and a wave showing love and support might bring these kids alittle happiness in this World. It's more about these kids who are fighting for their lives then a bunch of Adults and the decisions that are made
@nathanodland2989
@nathanodland2989 3 года назад
@@ccooper1969 I don't have a problem with waving at the kids, it's the maskless unvaccinated people that are spreading a virus that could kill those kids that I have a problem with. That was the whole point of the joke. To point out the hypocrisy of waving to people you're doing nothing to protect
@theodorethompson9032
@theodorethompson9032 3 года назад
@@nathanodland2989 the vaccinated can spread the virus as well so what's the freaking point? Been a week and all the players are healthy.
@mikefromwa
@mikefromwa 3 года назад
A "shapeshifter" is when you see something that looks like a bat but then you look away, and when you look again it's Ted Cruz.
@thatswhatisaid8908
@thatswhatisaid8908 3 года назад
Thank you. It's been vaguely bothering me why i am reminded of someone evil whenever i see that nasty piece of work.
@Gigifrancetexas
@Gigifrancetexas 3 года назад
Insulting to bats and vampires
@pg9193
@pg9193 3 года назад
@@Gigifrancetexas and ted cruz... but i s'pose that's point lol
@beth8775
@beth8775 3 года назад
Hey, bats are actually useful!
@jeannefoster5594
@jeannefoster5594 3 года назад
Heeeey! Quit dissing on bats!
@jeanneeber
@jeanneeber 3 года назад
"Happy wife-Happy life!" It's a no brainer.
@MrBrewman95
@MrBrewman95 3 года назад
More like no wife, happy life. Not broke either.
@2332Stephen
@2332Stephen 3 года назад
I listen to Stevens monologue everyday I listen to it when I'm driving home from work at 3 a.m. it's the only thing that brings me Comfort right now
@Japanathan
@Japanathan 3 года назад
Watch seth meyers too then same thing
@naomiwood1970
@naomiwood1970 3 года назад
How is it comforting for u…
@naomiwood1970
@naomiwood1970 3 года назад
It’s just bad news central
@2332Stephen
@2332Stephen 3 года назад
@@naomiwood1970 hes got charisma..his writers write great jokes and stephen knows how to deliver them effortlessly...it just works...his presentation is on point...seth and Jimmy just too unnatural...it feels like they're reading a prompt..stephen delivers his monologue as if it's off the top of his head..
@joeyjoe7930
@joeyjoe7930 3 года назад
@@2332Stephen Totally agreed! He’s my favorite host hands down! I listen to his monologue almost every day, too, and he makes me laugh every time. The writers are brilliant and his delivery is just on point!
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 3 года назад
Thank you Evie! That caterpillar had to go away! 😆👏👏👏❤
@vodostar9134
@vodostar9134 3 года назад
Damn, he's really "on" tonight. Great jokes. Great delivery.
@tonirivera3693
@tonirivera3693 3 года назад
Completely agree 👍
@stephanies2239
@stephanies2239 3 года назад
that is why we watch since in this crazy world we live, we need a bit a laughable sanity
@pg9193
@pg9193 3 года назад
he rested well during vay-cay
@claytonstringman596
@claytonstringman596 3 года назад
Hes a goofball
@raptango_na6199
@raptango_na6199 3 года назад
I guess he didnt want to seem unfunny or waste political capital defending the Biden administration when he was hiding from the camera during the afghanistan withdrawal.
@Kevin-iu8hl
@Kevin-iu8hl 3 года назад
So they finally respected Robert E. Lee's request for him and other confederates to not be remembered as a statues and monuments.
@maeannengo4908
@maeannengo4908 3 года назад
Daughters of the Confederacy: Not like that
@u123881
@u123881 3 года назад
and will erect statues of Epstein and Maxwell the metaphoric peoples' twin towers
@maeannengo4908
@maeannengo4908 3 года назад
@@u123881 oooh so edgy
@u123881
@u123881 3 года назад
@@maeannengo4908 Wished you would of thought of it I know.
@maeannengo4908
@maeannengo4908 3 года назад
@@u123881 😂😂😂
@QueenofNonSequitur
@QueenofNonSequitur 3 года назад
Love this man & the writers!
@senicanastasia
@senicanastasia 3 года назад
Our school finally mandated masks when, in the first 9 days, there were 70 kids out due to COVID. The turning point was that they didn't want football season to be cancelled 🙄
@melindaphillips5724
@melindaphillips5724 3 года назад
🙄 I completely understand. Being from the South I've seen over and over how they protect the football teams but not the student population in general. Or the teachers. Makes me crazy!!🥴😕
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 3 года назад
Whatever it takes to make reality finally sink in. 🙄
@hc768
@hc768 3 года назад
The school has its priority right
@lilaclizard4504
@lilaclizard4504 3 года назад
Fair call :) In Australia the national football game GF had to be moved to the other side of the country to be able to be played in front of it's usual 60,000 crowd. No question the footy season there would have been impacted beyond repair if they didn't start trying to control it. No real evidence the masks are going to do all that's needed though is there! Biden should have stopped it getting into the country - that's what was done in the state the Aussie footy game is to be played in - in front of a maskless, unvaccinated full stadium
@melindaphillips5724
@melindaphillips5724 3 года назад
@@lilaclizard4504 Yea well Biden wasn't President when it came to this country! It squarely falls on tRump!!
@jeffbaer5851
@jeffbaer5851 3 года назад
That Syphilis Jam joke got me. Well played, Stephen's writers. Well played. A hit, a very palpable hit.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
@davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад
Goes well with chlamarmalade and superspreadable butt-er.
@ReaverLordTonus
@ReaverLordTonus 3 года назад
Finally, Robert E. Lee can rest in peace knowing his wish to not have a statue was finally granted. _"I think it wiser moreover not to keep open the sores of war, but to follow the examples of those nations who endeavored to obliterate the marks of civil strife & to commit to oblivion the feelings it engendered."_ - Robert E. Lee
@AnonymOus-ss9jj
@AnonymOus-ss9jj 3 года назад
Wait he DIDN'T want a statue! Now I'm seeing the old statue in a new light. Knowing that it was there to spite him, I want it back.
@Tustin2121
@Tustin2121 3 года назад
Anonym Ous - The statue wasn’t there specifically to spite him, but it was built against his wishes. Because Lee was gracious in defeat and wanted the country to heal, while the people who put up these confederate statues wanted instead the country to remain divided. It’s still a good idea to take the statues down.
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 3 года назад
Hey Tones, Thanks for the history lesson. My lesson for the day. v
@jayweh
@jayweh 3 года назад
oh wow, that's new information for me! thanks!
@sarahdodson5372
@sarahdodson5372 3 года назад
Yes, @Tustin2121 is exactly right. The monument was built as a symbol of white supremacy. In fact, there were tons of monuments built all over the country during the civil rights movement as a way of showing Black Americans that they will never gain equality. Thankfully, Richmond has opened its eyes, and has taken down every racist statue since the murder of George Floyd. The statue of Lee was the last to go and it was a huge point of contention because, Stephen was incorrect in saying the monument was located on capitol grounds... it was actually located on Monument Ave which is a beautiful street full of gorgeous million dollar houses. Unfortunately, the owners of these houses were worried that the removal of all of the monuments (Lee in particular) would lower the housing value. But ultimately, the city made the right choice and I couldn't be more proud to live here :) Also, it's pretty cool to see RVA recognized on The Late Show!
@jonesball06
@jonesball06 3 года назад
"There's a reason for everything we do here at the late show, it's all based on science." *Best line - Steve C.
@lyreparadox
@lyreparadox 3 года назад
reminds me so much of Portal 2
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 3 года назад
“Followed by absolute fever and chills, followed by absolute loss of consciousness, followed by absolute induced coma and absolute ventilator…”
@offspring9087
@offspring9087 3 года назад
are you talking about the breakthrough infections ? 😂 Never mind, go and pick up your booster for a sound sleep - it’s all based on science - isn’t it!?😂
@mikefromwa
@mikefromwa 3 года назад
Thank you Evie, you're a hero!
@screamingmimi90
@screamingmimi90 3 года назад
Omg… this monologue alone is Emmy-worthy. 😆😆
@edwardcurl3856
@edwardcurl3856 3 года назад
And you are delusional
@pearlsaphier3458
@pearlsaphier3458 3 года назад
No it's not. It's stupid & degrading.
@carolinah4348
@carolinah4348 3 года назад
That "the horse said 'NEEEIGHH'" - joke warmed my heart , and definitely made me laugh more than I'm proud to admit.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 3 года назад
Yessss🐴
@BallerGirl_06
@BallerGirl_06 3 года назад
I laughed hard because I "saw" it coming, but didn't think he'd do it. 😂
@BusterTucker
@BusterTucker 3 года назад
The whistle scared the living $#!t out of me I wasn't paying attention when Stephan blew it I jumped and nearly hit the ceiling!
@henrygvidonas9573
@henrygvidonas9573 3 года назад
Damn headphones!
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 3 года назад
Now imagine how the audio guy with master sound must have felt 🤣
@BusterTucker
@BusterTucker 3 года назад
@@jemiebridges3197 I thought about that lucky for him he has one ear covered, I have 2 speakers in fromt & 2 behind me with a sub on the floor, I thought it was Robert E Lee and his horse 🐴 were at my front door!
@LisaLisa001
@LisaLisa001 3 года назад
This episode has to win something, I wanna thank the writers for these jokes.
@alissacheck4194
@alissacheck4194 3 года назад
Its already established that his wife hates his mustaches. He keeps trying, but I don't think Evie is gonna ever approve.
@marlontransporter
@marlontransporter 3 года назад
Syphilis Jams...... nothing spreads like Syphilis! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 3 года назад
The Crazy Calzony joke got me laughing good and hard. These writers are the ones who are to be marched down the street as kings of comedy.
@jameshightower1249
@jameshightower1249 3 года назад
Damn, John Baptiste is the best dressed man in America.
@kenc2257
@kenc2257 3 года назад
Also, Steve Harvey.
@_JayRamsey_
@_JayRamsey_ 3 года назад
Fucking love that guy
@FinneousPJ1
@FinneousPJ1 3 года назад
Probably not
@fran5043
@fran5043 3 года назад
Jon’s the goat
@screamingmimi90
@screamingmimi90 3 года назад
Yes! Fabulous.
@AnnoyingMoose
@AnnoyingMoose 3 года назад
As a man with a full beard I assure everyone that the only vote that really matters when considering facial hair is what the woman in your life thinks.
@CJA32able
@CJA32able 3 года назад
Very heteronormative sir. 😂
@kratosaurion002
@kratosaurion002 3 года назад
Yo didn't deserve it anyway
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
@@CJA32able Get over yourself. Stastically, since most people are indeed straight cis, it is hardly earth-shattering to refer to **the most common scenario** for 'man with a beard'
@16tangerines
@16tangerines 3 года назад
@@telectronix1368 thanks for breaking down what heteronormative means, i guess? "of or relating to the world view that promotes heterosexuality as the normal or preferred sexual orientation"
@Emanon...
@Emanon... 3 года назад
My wife forbids me to have a shorter beard than 8 mm. We tried it, and she got a rash every time we kissed. So I hear ya, brother.
@lw3269
@lw3269 3 года назад
Thank you, Evie.
@cherylsibson2529
@cherylsibson2529 3 года назад
Steven, You've reminded me of one year my Dad had to grow a beard and mustache for a part in "Brigadoon" and he and my mother had curlers in their hair and beard, ok so Mom tolerated it for 6 weeks for a show, what really matters is what is comfort? And when she went bald when she had brain tumors she got a lovely little hat and was comfortable with the hat. Glad you had fun doing your Monologue.
@Jedsa009
@Jedsa009 3 года назад
Animal "Shapeshifting" in response to climate change. Expecting my koi fishes transform into Gyarados soon.
@pffftnames9047
@pffftnames9047 3 года назад
_Splash_ _Splash_
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 3 года назад
You should probably hope they don't.
@barrywebber100
@barrywebber100 3 года назад
Nice to see the UK's self harming Brexit damage featuring on the show! We still have plenty of deniers here in the UK.
@generalZee
@generalZee 3 года назад
Just for the record, the Lee statue wasn't on "Capitol Grounds" as stated in this. It was actually on privately-owned land in the middle of town that was donated to Richmond eons ago on the condition they keep the statue there. That's why it's been so hard to take down.
@judycameron8208
@judycameron8208 3 года назад
So glad they are gone all of them Grew up reading lies THAT he was such a hero..I belived until. Found out ,He wasn't a hero at all . AND NOW WE HAVE TO , AS A TRUE COUNTRY WHO DOES NOT CARE TO HEAR ANY MORE LIES. CHECK IT OUT YOUR SELF..READ THE REAL VICTORY OF GETTIN RID OF SO CALLED HEROS LIKE HIM
@sirmoonslosthismind
@sirmoonslosthismind 3 года назад
it's public land, and the fact that it used to be private is irrelevant, as is the reason the private land was donated to the state. this was not a difficult issue, as the virginia supreme court recognized in a unanimous ruling. the government has always has the right to violate prior agreements. past elected officials can't handcuff the people's current representatives.
@Mitchdvetter
@Mitchdvetter 3 года назад
My dad rocked a stash for like 40 years. When he shaved it off it was not only the first time I’ve seen his upper lip, but also my moms first time. And she was less entertained than I was, by a lot. Lol
@damienalvarez2957
@damienalvarez2957 3 года назад
Thank you fellow fans and Evie! Haven’t seen a surprise stache that frightening since Mark Harmon had one as Gibbs.
@strangepattie
@strangepattie 3 года назад
Thank you, Evie! You saved Late Night with Stephen Colbert for me.
@rosesmith6925
@rosesmith6925 3 года назад
My husband always had a beard and moustache in some form or other, like lambchops in the 70's but thank goodness never a goatee, the whole time I knew him. When our daughter was about 16 he shaved it all off except for the moustache and she flipped. Told him to "put it back like it's supposed to be!" Bless her heart cause I hated it too but didn't have the heart to say so 😂😂
@whatever77ism
@whatever77ism 3 года назад
The dewormer should work like a charm on the Muu variant
@lostpony4885
@lostpony4885 3 года назад
Mooo
@agriperma
@agriperma 3 года назад
Nah, horse dewormer will be old news, by then they will be taking the new secret magical substance that only the "woke" will know about, Tide Pods! cleans the Mu right out of ya, us "sheep" will have to settle for vaccines, social distances and masks.
@autumnhamilton5588
@autumnhamilton5588 3 года назад
So should your Jab. Go for it. You know how honest Biden and Fauci is.
@Haijwsyz51846
@Haijwsyz51846 3 года назад
Love your monologue. Your monologue is my news source because I feel I can get the true story. And I love the wit of your joke and delivery.
@DavidJordao
@DavidJordao 3 года назад
I feel like when Stephen was growing a stash, he was like a teenager trying to show people how grown up he was
@northernmichiganjen2372
@northernmichiganjen2372 3 года назад
Buhahah! 💯🤪
@julieholt7889
@julieholt7889 3 года назад
Literally crying from laughing at the “misguided attempt to de-stigmatize mental illness…” Or I could be crying thanks to the mental illness brought on by the past five+ years of torture.
@mattsoreng3066
@mattsoreng3066 3 года назад
My last name is holt also, do you have any family in Birmingham AL or Little rock Arkansas or mobile AL.
@Cthulhu4President
@Cthulhu4President 3 года назад
@@mattsoreng3066 You legit sound like you're trying to hit on her because you thought she might be your cousin.
@madyjules06
@madyjules06 3 года назад
Julie, right there with you sister (I think we’re all nuts, to some degree, by now) 🤣
@jenvicinity9143
@jenvicinity9143 3 года назад
I sincerely believe that many Americans have some level of PTSD from the craziness and some level of stress over T and the GQP along with covid. Same is true for many Canadians... it really has been like living above the downstairs neighbour who's running a meth lab. Please goodness things calm way down asap.
@kellyoradio5029
@kellyoradio5029 3 года назад
Wow, somebody laughed at Colbert. That's an achievement.
@SeanPGorecki
@SeanPGorecki 3 года назад
The horse joke won me over, but razzing on my favorite pizza, Tombstone… Now you cross the line Mr.!
@turbotuned77
@turbotuned77 3 года назад
The horse is the networks ... the rider is late night television.... think about it?
@WhoIsThisGodPersonAnyway
@WhoIsThisGodPersonAnyway 3 года назад
Tombstone makes me nauseous just thinking about it
@rickestrick1213
@rickestrick1213 3 года назад
Favorite frozen right??
@whimsical_me5135
@whimsical_me5135 3 года назад
Stephen and Evie make me so happy❤
@omstout
@omstout 3 года назад
Italy complains about unauthentic Italian food from U.S.A.; Where the actual F! did tomatoes come from? AMERICA!!!
@r.j.whitaker
@r.j.whitaker 3 года назад
Exactly 🍅 even after Europeans got the seeds,they didn't eat them initially. They grew them as ornamentals for a while 🤔 I'm not sure which European discovered they were delicious 😋 Meanwhile Aztecs: *yeah we eat these every day*
@taravelarde9728
@taravelarde9728 2 месяца назад
4:50 When Colbert looks down at his mic while holding that whistle, you know the sound people were pulling their headphones off faster than jackrabbits.
@shotjohnny
@shotjohnny 3 года назад
Regular folks watching those at the UNC game: "You can't fix stupid..." Covid-19: "Hold my Corona." 😂
@CatatonicImperfect
@CatatonicImperfect 3 года назад
they're outside. let them. blame those who refused the vaccine.
@shotjohnny
@shotjohnny 3 года назад
@@CatatonicImperfect Oh, come on, now... Yes, the parameters are different when outside, I agree, but at THAT proximity without a mask?! Even if you're vaccinated.
@CatatonicImperfect
@CatatonicImperfect 3 года назад
@@shotjohnny now that everybody has the chance to avoid serious illness, i find it hard to make the moral case for taking away people's liberties.
@shotjohnny
@shotjohnny 3 года назад
@@CatatonicImperfect That's kind of a poor argument though. That's like saying: because we have antibiotics now and can avoid serious illnesses caused by bacteria, we no longer have to take reasonable precautions to avoid an infection; except we do every day, especially, in places where the transmission rate is high. Plus, there are still people -- including young people and otherwise immune-compromised folk, who haven't been able to get vaccinated, so this "individual liberties above all else" is just childish, and why we are still in this mess.
@pamelacass9642
@pamelacass9642 3 года назад
Ooh. All those people get sick and die? Then their seats will be available...🤔🤔🤔
@oaxaca911
@oaxaca911 3 года назад
Animals are shapeshifting. Colbert: “same here”
@linengray
@linengray 3 года назад
Nothing better than a good syphilis joke.
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 3 года назад
Was I the only 1 expecting him to keep the mustache for at least the rest of the week?
@dianedenham5259
@dianedenham5259 3 года назад
Yes. I was pretty sure Evie was going to be the most important factor.
@shatoyacantrell5837
@shatoyacantrell5837 3 года назад
Yes you were lol
@EM-qx3hx
@EM-qx3hx 3 года назад
Nope. I was too, and even though it looked terrible, I was disappointed he shaved so soon 😂😂
@brendac9386
@brendac9386 3 года назад
Not exactly. But I'm glad 😊 it's gone!
@suzannepottsshorts
@suzannepottsshorts 3 года назад
I was hoping Evie would shave him on air.
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 3 года назад
Oh good that Stache just looks so wrong. It’s like a caterpillar who ate a Colbert cheese
@rowynnecrowley1689
@rowynnecrowley1689 3 года назад
Wow! I'm impressed. I thought for sure they'd auction it off to some private collector. Never in a million years would've thought they'd destroy it. Good on ya, VA!
@Root__314
@Root__314 3 года назад
Oh, the VA. For a second there, I thought you were talking about his mustache
@Yasminescookingshow
@Yasminescookingshow 3 года назад
Hi There! I live in VA and so happy to hear it too. I had no idea until Stephen announced because I turned off the news 3 weeks ago. It got to be too toxic. With Colbert, I catch up with the basics with some laughter.
@SayHelloToOblivion
@SayHelloToOblivion 3 года назад
I absolutely lost it at Crazy Calzony. 🤣👌
@ewolfgirl
@ewolfgirl 3 года назад
FYI: The Robert E Lee statue wasn’t on the Capitol grounds in Richmond, VA. It was in a traffic circle on Monument Ave, which had quite a few confederate statues. Lee was the largest and last to come down, due to lawsuits about it being on privately-owned land.
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 3 года назад
Traffic circles are public.
@KarklinPumpkin
@KarklinPumpkin 3 года назад
Been watching this man religiously since Strangers With Candy. Its really paying off.
@judycameron8208
@judycameron8208 3 года назад
💘 love 💘 LOVE THE COLBERT FAMILEY THE WHOLE PROGRAM IS A BLESSIMG. THANK GOD WE HAVE SHOWS LIKE. THIS. SOME PEOPLE ONLY GET INFORMATION. FROM SHOWS LIKE. THIS . I UNDERSTAND IT'S HARD TO SWALLOW WHEN PEOPLE. OUT THERE. WON'T LISTEN WITH OUT A LITTLE SUGER. THE THINGS WE. WERE PUT THROUGH & still are..A liveing Hell & the former. Nut JOB THAT WAS IN THERE BUT FOLKS HES STILL OUT THERE DOING & SAYING THINGS BALD FACE LIES. THAT SOME PEOPLE WILL BELEIVE WHAT HE'S TELLING YOU.. THEM. A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE.. WHATS WRONG WITH THEM. THE COOL AID IS IS STILL FLOWING. GOD HELP US.. REALLY WAKE UP. WE CAN'T LIVE LIKE. THIS THE LIES ARE COMING & will KILL. OUR LIFE AS THE FREE COUNTRY WE KNEW ;& grew up with.. THANK GOD WE GOT PRES JOE BIDEN. GOD BLESS HIM & HIS FAMILEY KEEP THEM SAFE ..WE REALLY NEED HIM GOD ORDAIND HIM FOR THIS JOB..FROM THE BEGINING, THIS IS THE. TRUETH I HOLD IN MY ❤..GOD BLESS US ALL..
@nrsrymj
@nrsrymj 3 года назад
Same people who can't let go of Confederate statues And namesakes will tell black people to get over slavery since it's been a century and a half... And a great place for them and their kids to get over it is Jefferson Davis high school.
@logan3093
@logan3093 3 года назад
That's the thing, I think statues like that belong in a museum, not in a place of honor.
@nrsrymj
@nrsrymj 3 года назад
@@logan3093 in principle sure, in practice most museums don't even want them due to their generally enormous size and thus high maintenance costs. They should just be scrapped.
@jeffbaer5851
@jeffbaer5851 3 года назад
Aaaah, good ol' JDHS. The math final there is, "If Buford Whippingsworth sells 500 slaves at a 32 percent profit, but 25 of them escape and he's not able to rouse enough bounty hunters to either murder or capture them, how much profit has he lost, and how much shame has he brought on the noble human chattel industry? Please show your work and, as always, whistle "Look Away, Dixieland" when you turn in your paper if you want full credit." (EDIT: For those who don't know, the first few notes from that song is the "General Lee horn sound" from the Dukes of Hazzard, just for reference.)
@derekstein6193
@derekstein6193 3 года назад
@@nrsrymj Just do what was done to a Boston statue of King George and melt it down. Ok, so we won't have much use for 40,000 musket balls, but it still feels like an improvement.
@zentai5076
@zentai5076 3 года назад
@@derekstein6193 i think s pile of worthless scrap is an improvement over a well sculpted treasonous lout any bloomin day
@neerajamb
@neerajamb 3 года назад
Thank you Evie! That stache had to go
@jjetta264
@jjetta264 3 года назад
I am with Evie regarding the mustache. It didn't look good on you. And, you could hardly see it on television because it was silver. Your still funny as ever. I love you, and you are the best.
@stevesloan7132
@stevesloan7132 3 года назад
Yes. Everything is done on his show by science. The science of Laughology.
@tyrantneptune3202
@tyrantneptune3202 3 года назад
Hey, he studied hard to get that degree XD
@andreygreenidge4854
@andreygreenidge4854 3 года назад
Watching from Barbados laughing my ass off.😂😂😂😂
@GrotrianSeiler
@GrotrianSeiler 3 года назад
Stephen's writers are excellent. Funny stuff.
@robvangessel3766
@robvangessel3766 3 года назад
Sounds to me dinosaurs will be on the way back as the environment changes, but we ARE thankful for Robert E. Lee's extinction.
@bilhamcobbly2957
@bilhamcobbly2957 3 года назад
Yeah we’re gonna go the way of the dodos
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 3 года назад
Growing weed outside in the sun will stop climate change. America legalized weed to stop the Holocaust. Watch the 1942 USDA film *Hemp For Victory,* read the 2018 Congressional Research Service report, *Hemp as an Agricultural Commodity,* and repeal US Federal Cannabis prohibition, end the war on drugs, reduce pollution, replace fossil fuels, end deforestation and stop climate change.
@kellykapowski1969
@kellykapowski1969 3 года назад
Yeppers! Nobody wants to kiss a moustache because it either pricks you, or it tickles! 😂
@atiredfloridian777
@atiredfloridian777 3 года назад
Colbert, you knew what reaction you'd get by showing us that cursed penguin. You knew and you still showed us.
@smokinlouie9885
@smokinlouie9885 3 года назад
He burned the stash off hitting his BONG.
@OriginalGabriel
@OriginalGabriel 3 года назад
"And that's just this week" ... no, it's been "fire season" in the west for years
@intuitionz1198
@intuitionz1198 3 года назад
I live in Oregon it's been fire season here for at least 2 years. it would make more sense to declare when it isn't fire season.
@OriginalGabriel
@OriginalGabriel 3 года назад
@@intuitionz1198 I keep the back seats out of my Sienna year round right now so that when friends get an evac warning, I can head over and load up whatever I can fit.
@intuitionz1198
@intuitionz1198 3 года назад
@@OriginalGabriel thank you ♥️ I wish more people thought the way that you do.
@michaelg8193
@michaelg8193 3 года назад
If the new 'Moooooooo' variant is taking hold, maybe the ivermectin livestock medicine is worth researching. :)
@BeastNationXIV
@BeastNationXIV 3 года назад
Colbert's whistle slaps! 😁
@paulhammons7077
@paulhammons7077 8 месяцев назад
Mustache joke.. is amazing 😊
@shieh.4743
@shieh.4743 3 года назад
Mu actually "peaked in July" in America and was outcompeted by Delta. What the CDC is keeping an eye on is a combination of Mu (which looks to.escape immunity) and Delta (which is very transmissible).
@whaleymom76
@whaleymom76 2 года назад
You know the interesting thing about the Robert E. Lee statue is that Robert E. Lee very publicly spoke out against statues memorializing the past. He wouldn't have wanted to be memorialized that way.
@JB-fd6gr
@JB-fd6gr 3 года назад
Yay! Evie & Steven happily ever after! This is the news we needed!
@mikebeam822
@mikebeam822 3 года назад
Mu? Mu?! WTF happened to lambda?
@rpavlik1
@rpavlik1 3 года назад
Didn't make enough Mu-ves, so became a variant that's less interesting?
@johnniemcbride2772
@johnniemcbride2772 3 года назад
That is a lambda variant but it died off quickly. Seriously. Look it up.
@mikebeam822
@mikebeam822 3 года назад
@@johnniemcbride2772 THAT... is interesting. First thought in my head is why did it fail to thrive? and is there any way to use that info to combat the other variants?
@walterzamalis4846
@walterzamalis4846 3 года назад
I just realised how bad it is for Delta to share the same name as Delta. That’s super unfair for them to be compared to such a shitty airline
@aceofspades9503
@aceofspades9503 3 года назад
And Corona. Its super unfair to be so close in name to a terrible beer.
@marinanjer4293
@marinanjer4293 3 года назад
So yall just bullied Stephen into shaving his hard-earned mustache? Shame 🤣
@marklast865
@marklast865 3 года назад
Wife had the final say
@blackblurable
@blackblurable 3 года назад
It looked like he was going through a midlife crisis
@pfeiffdog0811
@pfeiffdog0811 3 года назад
This was one of the funniest monologues from him.
@coccoborg
@coccoborg 3 года назад
As an Italian, I died laughing 😂
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 3 года назад
If I was writing a movie script about an Evil Airline CEO, I would make him import the Mu variant so that the Delta variant isn’t so prominent. Muahahahaha, muahahahaha, muahahahaha!
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
You mean "MU-hahaha"
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 3 года назад
@@telectronix1368 Yes! (Why didn’t I think of that.)
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 3 года назад
@@SpaceForceCommander Because you are no evil genius, you are in fact troy mcclure. J'accuse!
@altonhumes5782
@altonhumes5782 3 года назад
Hello & Goodbye, Colbert 'Stache, we hardly knew ya. Now if only COVID (and the variants) could follow suit!!! #LateShow #DontBeAFailure. #ProtectUsAll!!! #DontMessWithThePasta
@nicolebogda1482
@nicolebogda1482 3 года назад
I had no IDEA I was evolving into my own flotation device! Here I thought it was depression, anxiety, too much eating & drinking too much, but now that I know? Well, I certainly cannot UN-learn that fact. THANK YOU SIR! 👏👏👏
@terryturner7717
@terryturner7717 3 года назад
That was a Great penalty call! Well done!
@cielhinton8952
@cielhinton8952 3 года назад
I mean, you joke, but remember what the AIDS crisis did to Ayds "weight-loss candy."
@MKR5210
@MKR5210 3 года назад
Yes I do, no-one I have mentioned it to has even heard of it, and initially react as if I'm cracking a joke about an extreme way of losing weight (in poor taste!) 🤷
@JeffHinnendael
@JeffHinnendael 3 года назад
Sound guy with a limiter on Stevens mic thinkin “blow that whistle all ya want ya stache -less dummy”
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