My mum told me once that I wanted her to go to prison because I chose a belt with some golden piece on it and it would mark on my skin. She had me choose another one, I am laughing now but it's so no okay hahaha
The remote one is what my dad would always do to me. Sometimes after dinner I would prolong walking in the living room bc then this man was gonna say “Hey come throw my plate away.” Like sir you coulda been done this and you coulda reached the remote to. 😭💀
That mom math about being angry at the kids relaxing had me SCREAMING. That's my mom! 😂 Edit: Mom math is having my university schedule posted on the fridge and sitting on her desk and still asking what classes I have for the day. Edit 2: Mom math is screaming at you to get out of the house, "You think you can be on your own? Get out!", then cry and beg you to come back, "I love you"
Nah, my Mom called me at a friend's place 'before cellphones' to come home. When I got home, my Dad asked me to get him some Ice Water from the Fridge...🤦🏾♂️
When i say Fuhad was passionate during the mom & dad math segment...I mean PASSIONATE!! 😂😂😂 Man was trauma dumping like James & the camera were a therapist!! 😂😂😂
My uncle was the one who did this. One time, I got so pissed, I hit him in the head with the remote to prove he was actually sleeping to my grandpa... Man woke up disoriented and I was like, "if you were not sleeping, you would have me say I want to hit you with the remote before I actually did hit you with the remote, you zombie".
I guess the Caribbean and Africa really aren’t that different in terms of parents 😂 that “YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME?” and “I’ve had a bad dream so you’re not going” brudaaaaaa
James- Talking about looking at homeless people when he was a kid.. 'What do you mean you have TWO sleeping bags and a hat full of coins..i havent seen money like that' 😂💀
Hoping they do another thread next week of the girlfriends “phase of hating their boyfriends”. The tweets had me howling. Why are women so specific 😂😂😂
The Apologies to South Africans had me on my knees🤣🤣🙌🏻we love you guys❤❤we have 11 official languages !! Swahili is NOT one of them😂💯love love love..🤘🤘🤘
When my mum started with the "i gave birth to you, carried you for nine months yadayada" mess, I said "You are the one that decided you are an adult and are ready for a child. I was your responsibility and you were required to do parent duties because i didn't ask to be here' and the silence that followed was loud 😭💀
The math question took me back my dad asked me what's 12 plus 6 and I said idk he said use You're fingers I replied I don't have 12 fingers man threw me and my maths book out the room😂😂😂
We have 11 official languages spoken plus sign language and most of these spoken languages have at least three dialects depending on which part of South African you're from. So this apology is well recieved gents😂😂♥♥
52:55 South Africa's ability to instil fear and respect in other people as a nation will always have me in awe! James' apology is so funny, you know he meant it.😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ran away once, my mom didn't beat me because she was worried I didn't return that day. I was maybe 11 and I slept in church. She found me there the next morning and held my hand all the way home
"Line up so I can clutter you as an etc, like ta ta ta!! I don't wanna wave my hand more than once", this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard Fuhad say!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a South African, I can confirm we have 12 official languages including English & yes Xhosa. The X is said with a clicking sound. It's the language they used in Black Panther
Suggestion: can you guys reach out to your South African viewers to provide roasts for your next ‘roast us’ episode and for the try not to laugh challenge for your reaction channel. South Africa does not miss. Every thread of theirs is funny as hell. 😂
“YOUR HATS FULL OF COINS” HAHAHAAA BRUV why did that have me chuckling so hard because the amount of times I thought of all the places I could run away too and be hella CUSHHH, BRO! I almost hitched a ride on a train once! My mom didn’t even have a clue, I was about to see the world riding the rails 😂😂
I knew from the moment James said "gibberish" on the last episode that my fellow South Africans are going to have a field day with him😂😂😂We don't take anything Seriously but we hate being insulted 😂😂
This is so so true Someone said, South Africans can be beefing with each other or some ishh could be going down but you come in as an outsider n you do/say something to piss them off, they'll forget for a few moments whatever the f is going on n have a field day with you😂😂😂
Mom/dad math is constantly telling you "don't be like I was" yet still upset with decisions you make for YOUR LIFE. Like did you want me to be a teen parents like y'all or something?? 😂🥴 aren't y'all happy I didn't do what y'all did or not? Anyway once again, a great podcast! Love ya guys
😂😂😂 Having to apologize after getting a taste of that South African spice. Now imagine growing up in that environment. I know no tongue sharper than a South Africans😂
I always feel SO attacked when they talk about going to bed with the sun out in the summer time because.... best believe my kids are in bed at 8:30 on a weekday- rain or shine lol
I think my parents had a great setup. Basically I was supposed to be in my room at 8pm (later 10pm) and not make noise. But they didn’t care if I was sleeping or reading, playing games, colouring pictures as long as I was quiet and dealt with the consequences of staying up late. I had problems falling asleep so I often stayed up late and did stuff to get tired. Developed a pretty good routine of my own that way.
@@shevdavey6389 LMAOOO. If it's a weekend... not gonna lie.... I let them hang out in their rooms until their heart's content... But don't try that ish on a weekday or I'm FLYING up those stairs 🤣
Mom and Dad math is: * Asking your siblings to collect a belt for your beating *Getting mad at you for not cleaning,then you clean and they mess it up *Making you cook and clean for the whole day and then call you lazy when you’re resting and using your phone * Asking you where is the other 6%, when you got a 94% The list could go on 😭😂
Dad always told us him and 4 siblings had to share 1 pair of school shoes. They each got 1 day a week to wear them. Believed him till I was a teenager 🤦♀️
The mum & dad math segment made me realize that *some* African parents literally treat their children like those colonialists used to treat slaves! No love no compassion, just chores and trauma 😮💨 it’s sad but at the same time, how can you treat your own child like that? This confirmed my choice of going no contact with them instead of spending years trying to make them understand I needed them to treat me like parents are supposed to treat their child.
@@leedaniso sorry you misunderstood my comment but I’m just talking about the specific segment in the video and my personal experience. I edited the comment to make sure it’s understood. Thanks God African parents that treat their children with love and respect exist and if that’s your case I’m happy for you!
The fact that I have a white mom and dad and can relate to almost every one of these made me kiss my teeth when James said white mom and dad math would be rosy. 😏😂 My white mom and dad use to make us pick our belts and our switches and you better not pick a small one! My dad braided three switches together for maximum effectiveness. 🙄 I’m glad I’m doing better for my daughter and I’m not continuing that cycle.
Same I said something very similar growing up with beatings only gave me trauma so I’m more loving & laid back with my lil girl now. I’m white English & didn’t get this rosey parenting they think we get either.
