Muslim Things | Stand Up Comedy by Nishat Eqbal | 2021

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My first Stand Up Comedy video. These are some of my jokes about being Muslim in India. This was recorded on the 10th of April in Kolkata.
P.S. - I love Didi ❤️.
Special Thanks to @Munawar Faruqui
Song Credits - Aye Habibi by @KALKATIA and @AWESSUM FRANKIE
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@abhinabachakraborty5161 2 года назад

Really hits you hard when you discover that no one actually played tabla in 'afreen afreen'. 🤣🤣🤣

@NishatEqbal 2 года назад

Favourite comment.

@vaishnavipandey7154 2 года назад

drum wala tha, wo bhi hot hi tha

@iamhusain94 2 года назад

Voh khwab me dkh rha tha Afreen Afreen.. usmein hoga😂😂

@1008apocalypse1008 Год назад

@@NishatEqbal Nigeria is 50% christian.

@Newton-eq4gn 6 месяцев назад

Sidha Mohammad Pe Joke Maar... Allah Ka Bahot Pyara Banda Hota Hai Uski Maut Namaz Padhte Ya Aur Koi Islam Ke Achhe Kaam Karte Aani Chahiye... Mohammad Mara To Namaz Roza Kaba Sharif Ka Safar Aisa Kuchh Bhi Nahi... Ayesha Se Mutne Ke Liye Lauta Manga Aur Mar Gaya... Phir Uske Marne Ke 200-300 Saal Baad Kisi Admi Ne Keetab Banai Usko Chutiye Aasmani Keetab Bolte Hai... Timharr Ghar Lund Kabhi Koi Paper Bhi Udkar Aaya Gadho??? Kitna Fekam Feki??? Wo Dusre Admi Ne Keetab Banakar Abu Bakar Ko Di... Phir Abu Bakar Ne Wapis Uski Bhasha Vagera Badal Daali... Ab Ye Kaha Se Aasmani Keetab Hui??? Kaun Chutiya Tha Jo Quran Ko Aasmani Keetab Batana Shuru Kiya... Upar Se Bole isla Ek Ek Word Allah Ne Likha... isme Kuchh Juth Nahi... Allah iski Hifazat Karta Hai... Delhi Dango Me Naaliyo Me Beh Rahi Thi Quran... Bharat Ke Andar Bahar Kai Jagah isko Aag Laga Dali Koi Allah Hifazat Karne Nahi Aaya Kisi Tarah... Matlab Quran Me Juth Likha Hai Uski Hifazat Allah Nahi Kar Raha... Aur To Bahot Sara Chutiyapa Bhara Hai... Jaise Zakir Naik Ya Mohammad Khud Ko Marne Ke Baad Hinduo Ki Tarah Jalakar Agni Sanskar Kiya To Kya Usko Allah Zinda Karega??? Agar Haa To Baki Hindu Bhi Zinda Honge... Aur Nahi To Allah Ko Akkal Nahi Admi Ke Kaam Ki Parakh Kar ne Ki... Sirf Kati Lulli Dekhkega???

@PakistaniReacts 3 года назад

Maza agaya yaar. Keep these videos coming. We need more!!!!

@atishankan 3 года назад

Thanks to farukkh bhai for landing us here

@sohmthegreat 3 года назад

Bahaut aala....

@ankitshukla977 3 года назад

Bhai abhi reaction dekh ke aa rhe hai, fir aana pda qki tumhe bathroom laga tha or tumne half react kiya video 😂😂😂

@Anees1O1 3 года назад

Farrukh bhai bheje hain humko

@SlipperrClutch 3 года назад

Bro here after your reaction

@Masumamisty5201 3 года назад

I am from Bangladesh and that kashmir and Bangladesh joke I died out laughing bro too good😂😂😂

@therulebroker6083 3 года назад

I think only stand-up can melt the wall of hatred we have made between cultures, wishes from chhattisgarh. Keep your spirit high bro da

@weskuruni4555 3 года назад

Being a Muslim I used to think Ki Muslim logo mein humour kaam Kyun hai, har baat pe serious ho jata hai, glad to see you there...

@NishatEqbal 3 года назад

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@weskuruni4555 3 года назад

@@NishatEqbal sure sir, you deserve all the praise and fame

@prateek2393 3 года назад

@@weskuruni4555 bro tumhare purvaj hindu tha phele Auranzeb ne dharam change karvaya , please yeh islam koi dharam nahi h.

@weskuruni4555 3 года назад

@@prateek2393 bhai har jagah pohonch jate ho kya Whatsapp forward leke?

@jyotigovind8379 3 года назад

@@prateek2393 GOBARBHAKT ALERT!

@KuchBhiMehta 3 года назад

Badiya Umda Zabardast!

@SonamANegi 3 года назад

Baat to sahi bola

@sudarshanchandila5642 3 года назад

Bhai kitna wait karaoge. Daal do koi video. You are my favorite. Purane dekh dekh k thak gaya hu. Nahi toh phir kisi din Me bhi subah 05:30 baje uthke Ganda bol dunga.😭😭😭 Please bro koi video daal do.

@rawnanle 3 года назад

ooooh bhai, ab to certificate mil gaya

@akhilsrivastava8357 3 года назад

Comedy Jehaadi.

@successfulcoercion8075 3 года назад

9:29 time Me Jo Song Hai Uska Naam Kya Hai....??

@ishrathakimsanfrancisco 3 года назад

Wonderful start to a great career, Nishat.!!! I spent my childhood years in Shamsul Huda Road, Park Circus. Every reference from the Red Road Eid Namaz to the well-timed “Bhak”….brought back precious memories from 50 years ago in a very funny way. I am sure you will touch heights of success no Chela from our Pada has ever touched… and then some!👏👏👏👏👏

@abidansari3283 2 года назад

Shamsul Huda Road me mere dada ka ghar hai. Mohd. Yaseen

@tajahmed3222 2 года назад

Same story as ishrat every reference brings extra smile.park circus ka ladka,,, Now in London Best of luck boss

@foodie_byhaq9685 2 года назад

Same here yr I have also spent my childhood near hajj house

@aairah870 2 года назад

My place my home

@ramshaaaarif6539 2 года назад

@@abidansari3283 are mere bhi dada ka ghar h😂😂

@shwetankgupta2170 3 года назад

You brought a new flavour.. Actually its a good content bro.. Really enjoyed it.

@sumaiyaali2092 3 года назад

Oh my Gawddd, Fawad Khan tearing up your visa killed me😂

@NishatEqbal 3 года назад

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@harryjackson6952 3 года назад

Yeh "Gawddd " kya ha Gawddd?

@ravijain7097 3 года назад

Hii

@differentangle7666 3 года назад

I'm from Bangladesh and I laughed way harder at that Bangladesh joke xD Fawad joke was amazing as well, good one!

@jannatferdaoustumpa133 3 года назад

Peace over kashmir anytime for Bangladeshi

@ashokekumarbarman9044 3 года назад

@@jannatferdaoustumpa133 haa banagaldeshi chalega par kashmiri pandit nhi chalega na?

@ashokekumarbarman9044 3 года назад

@Manish Yadav vai modi ka hl to mujhe bura lag raha h... Agar modi hoga tbi nrc hoga nhi to or kisi k pss m itna dam nhi jo nrc ka nam le....

@ashokekumarbarman9044 3 года назад

@Manish Yadav hope so... Nhi to selective securarism hi dekhna hoga...

@Pulkit535 2 года назад

You understand Hindi ?

@sudakshinabhattacharya6204 3 года назад

Dada darun legeche! Started the day with your stand-up and laughed soo much! That's a good start to my day. Thankyou!

@kazitaha5717 2 года назад

Bhaii aap faad ke rakh diye, your whole sense of humour and strategy is something I’ve never witnessed yet, I expect alot from you brother. Keep it up bhai❤️

@shadabshutter4051 3 года назад

I laugh hard on "tum log gya hoga, tum log ko liya nahi".🤣🤣🤣

@NishatEqbal 3 года назад

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@piggy_neesan 3 года назад

Giya*😂

@escapistreader3860 3 года назад

07:10 That joke on Kashmir and Bangladesh was mindblowing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am dead laughing

@shuraeakmarjanms1779 2 года назад

Bangladesh walo ma chod denge

@swastika450 2 года назад

my favorite one.

@shrikantpande345 3 года назад

good sense of humour sir, very nice and entertaining, without offending too much. keep it up, all the best

@kayanatnaz9107 3 года назад

"Ek building girane k liye do plane lag gaya tha" was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

@neerajsingh8401 3 года назад

It's not hilarious It's killed hundreds of people.

@Vahid_Hussain 3 года назад

@@neerajsingh8401 yes.

@ahmedshaikh1513 Год назад

And it was a conspiracy theory, inside game

@kinjalksharma6913 3 года назад

There are 2 lines I like the most.. 1. Tu Nigerian h tere ko pta ni h.. 2. Tu gya hoga tere liya nai bas🙈🤭🤭 Good going... God bless you❤️

@ravijain7097 3 года назад

Hii

@ajaychoudhary585 Год назад

Kuch bhi

@adnanmusharraf5443 3 года назад

Bahot hard bhai. All of them. Pakistan's obsession with beauty 👌 2 plane laga 😂.. Mamta 🕺🕺🕺

@NishatEqbal 3 года назад

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@ashokshreeji3590 3 года назад

Tumra jo style hai na Guru , tum chhaa giyo. "Humko lena bhi toh chahiye" - dil jeet lihis. Loved ur style, young man. God bless

@farhantahmidsabit 2 года назад

Love from Bangladesh. Loved the Kashmir one. joss song.... Thanks for good content and wish you all the best... Takabbalahu minna wa minkum. Eid mubarak.

@magneticog5621 3 года назад

Bro you're the upcoming star comedian , like the you say things you have an accent that is just so funny in it self . Love you bro 🤗 and can't wait to see more from you ❤️

@NishatEqbal 3 года назад

Thank you:)

@wegasoni15 3 года назад

Sasta jawani wala Ajay devgan!

@048_mahabubmohammodshakil4 3 года назад

Who is here after "Pakistani Reaction"

@O2H3 3 года назад

Almost all of us are here as after Pakistani reaction

@navedkhan9064 3 года назад

Your set was full power brother hope to meet u in future in some show hopefully u have a show in mumbai soon

@rajarshichunder6460 3 года назад

Muslims and Nigerians will really learn Marathi now.. 🤣🤣🤣 too good... really enjoyed it.. also loved the Mamta joke 🤣🤣

@sandipanmukherg 3 года назад

'BJP na OTP chai' should be a t-shirt!

@metalsapienYT 3 года назад

@sailaab 3 года назад

🤣😅😆

@iqbalashraf5045 3 года назад

@@sailaab neeche likhne ka - cowin

@773HOWNER 3 года назад

True that

@tahirsaifi5068 3 года назад

Don't take credit of farrukh 😭😭

@CitizenAnkit 3 года назад

Even after being Bhakt & proud Hindu, I loved this guy’s jokes. He is balanced & honest 👍🏻👍🏻

@surenderkumarmahto1055 3 года назад

Mujhe to Tu proud hindu nhi lagta.

@AnandSingh-mx2bx 3 года назад

@@surenderkumarmahto1055 tum logo ne proud Hindu ka ek alag hi image bana liya hai Apne mind me.......

@dabhyun1133 3 года назад

@@surenderkumarmahto1055 being a proud hindu doesn't mean hating a Muslim.. come on everyone is different not every Muslim is bad

@surenderkumarmahto1055 3 года назад

@@AnandSingh-mx2bx tum dhimmi bane raho mujhe usse kya? Mujhe jo rasta shi lagta hai, me vo karunga. Tum thuki hui biryani khao or mast raho.

@ajaydas-eq2im 3 года назад

@Hello yum terrrrrrrrrrrrrr a bap

@poojakumar9438 3 года назад

You nailed it bhai, everytime you laugh, I had butterflies in my stomach..such a cute smile 😍

@kaiz386 3 года назад

Very cute smile. I agree.

@aadarshshekhar3142 Год назад

Bot account😂

@rajneesh8960 3 года назад

One thing I really liked that you were also open about problems in Muslim community which very few Muslim comedians take Good going brother👍🏽

@chaichatcommunity 3 года назад

Watching this from Melbourne and laughing my head off. Amazing talent!

@NishatEqbal 3 года назад

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@basirabbas524 3 года назад

THAT KASHMIR JOKE WAS FIREE BROO!! Hoping you achieve new heights of success!!!

@sadiquatanvir8677 3 года назад

Bro!!!!! Great content 👌 kudos. Keep performing, wish you all the best for your career. Will share the video. Looking forward for more such amazing content. Phul sapoot saaaarrr.

@Rahul-ks2je 3 года назад

Bro, I believe that humor is truly a SAFTEY WALVE to give away many stressful and unwanted things from our society in a satirical and civilised manner, without hurting anyone's feelings!!!! We often see intolerant and radical people around us and thus sideline them or distance them. Yours is one of the first experiment which I saw and made me realize, things like discrimination, hate towards a community , stereotype, radicalism, racism, etc can actually be shown to public in this way, more effectively and deeply as well!!!!!!

@antarikshsisodiya9654 3 года назад

When he said: "Kya mast public aa rakhi h idhar", I was like: "ka-boom?"

@tradecults 3 года назад

"Maanta h building giraane ko humein 2 plane lage" I was like ohh god 😂😂 Bhai fan of u ❤️

@jigarsolanki1450 2 года назад

Woh kya hai bhai mujhe batao?

@teamLeaderOP 2 года назад

@@jigarsolanki1450 9/11 attacks bhai 😂

@nirmalbiswal4275 2 года назад

I have seen your live 2 years.your are a champ.go for it 🥳😍

@nabendusengupta 3 года назад

Awesome Bother. Great content and presentation. Enjoyed every bit of it.

@soumyajitsaha2495 3 года назад

Communalism divides.. Humor unites

@arsalanyunus5871 3 года назад

'pagla hum toh chale jayenge' kalkatia accent on point bhai.😂😂😂🔥🙌

@NishatEqbal 3 года назад

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@assassin9763 3 года назад

Bhai pure eastern india ka wahi same hi accent hai...

@elecsingh5505 3 года назад

Oh my God man you’ve guts and literally you killed it..

@saniauvais9557 3 года назад

You are going places man!! What content 👍👍

@fariyanoreen3044 3 года назад

I didn't know I could still laugh at these jokes....😂😂😂... Bht hard!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@himhim6372 3 года назад

Behan ye chutiya hai.. Aur aap iski baat par has rahe ho too woh bhi usse better... Sister.. Learn more.. About your history

@abdulwali999 3 года назад

You are hilarious dude and cunning too. I came here after Farooq reaction and he left last part non reacted so that people can visit your actual routine too. That was a smart move bro. Even a marwadi can take classes from you.

@neelufarkhan5199 3 года назад

I like the way of your expressing jokes with cute smile 😍😍😍 keep it up

@jacksparrow1572 2 года назад

Stand up comedies have now become so risky 😂😂... Enjoyed it bro 💯

@FinanceCoachRavi 3 года назад

Killed it bro..!! Keep it up👍 Quality of jokes was great.

@ethicaltennisindia4601 3 года назад

Very well written. Couldn't stop laughing. Looking forward to more videos from you. Subscribed👍

@HRC294 2 года назад

Amazing!! Sahi hai bhai aur karo aisa comedy, intellectual and topical, push the boundaries on all sides!!

@vikasmongia3072 3 года назад

bhot ache, kya stand up kiya yaar, Pakistani reactions ki video dekh ke aya mai. Good work, keep it up....

@umairulislam3247 3 года назад

Mark my words, he's gonna be huge.... Too good bro👌

@ahsanatique5607 2 года назад

Inshallah

@1008apocalypse1008 Год назад

Nigeria is 50% christian.

@rumshahnegar6586 3 года назад

can relate to each joke on a different level, good work!

@NishatEqbal 3 года назад

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@EricJohn.1982 3 года назад

The Best Muslim Comedian in Recent Time

@prabirbiswas440 2 года назад

Bande me himmat hai bhai . Awesome jokes. This is missing now a day. Jokes need to be open like this.

@sajidshaikh8238 3 года назад

Bohat hard keeping growing bruh ❤️

@themav29 3 года назад

Brilliant one ! Continue the good work bruh 💥

@your_junaid 3 года назад

Bro Aag Laga Diye 🔥 Or Tarakki De Allah Apko ❤️

@megzz_editz 2 года назад

Bhai too good yarr...🙌🏻 I know bhut late hua iss video tak pahuchne me thanks to youtube ki suggest kiya... der aaye durust aaye...😬 I really like your humour...Ye upcoming star kya hota he... mere liye to aap abhi se star ho yarr Kya hi bolu bhai.. big fan.. 🙌🏻💯

@naseermohammed2295 3 года назад

I've seen your standup on pakistani reacts I've liked it soo much that i ended up watching it again on your channel... Keep posting more videos bro.

@farahsali1 3 года назад

Pls send me link I would like to see it.

@metalsapienYT 3 года назад

That partition me lena bhi to chahiye na and darwaza nahi tod skte joke was some pro level stuff😂 Egiye jao bondhu

@NishatEqbal 3 года назад

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@wildae. 3 года назад

hi i am from lahore, i loved your jokes and subscribed your channel. Darwaza toorne wala joke kamal ka tha

@kcmotovlogs1091 2 года назад

Bhai ek vedio mai hi itna bawal!! Waah meri jaan ... Comgratulations

@jokerwhatsappstatus3575 3 года назад

Your content is really good can't wait for your next

@rahilshaikh7613 3 года назад

Hahaha!! Great set bro!! Come up with more soon! 👍👍

@sangyytamang4535 3 года назад

I am here after Pakistani reactions.... Love to see you more Enjoyed 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@rahulnagarwal862 3 года назад

First time I subscribe to a stand-up comic not bcz ur jokes are anti-muslim but now you are one of us... Who knows difference between humour and religion... All the best 😍 Carry on

@sristyagrawal7835 3 года назад

Loved the entire set! Looking forward to the next video.

@NishatEqbal 3 года назад

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@dakshatapatel9237 3 года назад

Bahut hi funny tha😂 Too good ❤️❤️

@backpackersbd5053 2 года назад

That Bangladesh joke was got me hard brohh😂 Keep shining, ❤️ from Bangladesh!

@Prttycom 2 года назад

U rock ...aankhon se dehydration ho gaya

@ArihantChawla 3 года назад

Afreen Afreen wala joke kya badiya misdirection tha table waala uncle made me laugh uncontrollably ✨

@NishatEqbal 3 года назад

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@Sawrab_Samanta 3 года назад

Bahut mazaa aaya! Thanks Pakistani React for reacting and letting us discover this channel!

@myselection6817 3 года назад

Bhai we need comedians like you who believe in equality ❤️ Great Stand Up Bro....Keep Going you are doing great✨☺️

@AtifRabbani 3 года назад

This guy is going to be huge Insha'Allah......mark my words.....you have great sense of humour and unique delivery......just keep working harder. Next Zakir Khan

@sreyomukherjee9070 3 года назад

Hebi funny! Park Circus is proud of you!

@prakharshrivastava2751 3 года назад

Your expressions n persona are just❤❤❤❤

@shaam_tanha_ 3 года назад

Ekdom Fatafati. Chaliye rakho boss!!!

@irfans.7923 3 года назад

"Hum log abhi namaz padh ke utha hai... Toh 5 minute toh de mera bhagwan se bharosa uthane se pehle" That's an awesome joke 👏 Never herad any of this kind. Very well.

@raja-jl9os 2 года назад

Muge samj nhi aya ky ye hinduo logo ko mock kr rha h ya fir muslim ko 😵🤔

@lowkesh69 3 года назад

FROM PAKISTANI REACTION....SOME AMAZING JOKES....KEEP IT UP MAN

@abeysonjose1756 3 года назад

Pakistani Reaction bring me here.❤️ Bro u the best... u will blast one day in mainstream. Not in literal sense😂😂😂

@sameer_alvi0786 2 года назад

Bhai I waiting for your next video ✌🏽btw mazaa aaya 😂

@akashbajpai1139 2 года назад

Are bhai bhai bhai sabse mast tha hanara mn to h vo log aane bhi to de 😁😁😁

@chetan007ize 3 года назад

Nailed it! Man

@ashishkum420 3 года назад

Looking forward to see more of you brah 🤚🏿✋🏿 😂😅

@AkhtarAli-bp8eb 3 года назад

Arrri mama..😂😂Zabardast.

@getkhalidak 2 года назад

Ek dum sahi h bhai.... Awesome

@darkpenink6730 3 года назад

Jokes were good, content delivery was also nice. Its too early to say, but i think you have that unique presentation style and will it will help you become a distinguished Standup Artist brother.

@RohitKumar-qt1hr 3 года назад

Came because Mahtab Alam suggested. Subscribed because your jokes are good.

@NishatEqbal 3 года назад

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@AMIRHUSSAIN-wy6zp 2 года назад

Boom ! Just subscribed mera bhaii

@aartih8280 2 года назад

Bravo Bro this platform of comedy is the only way to strengthen the bond between Hindus and Muslims God bless Keep growing

@aamir5398 2 года назад

All intellectual jokes Amazing performance 🙂

@gautamsinha833 3 года назад

BOLD ,VIVACIOUS, HONEST , MUCH NEEDED ! MAKE MORE !!

@vikrantsingh2763 3 года назад

Great Video bhai. You are too funny. Your style is amazing. Aap bhi bas ek baar jail chale jao, famous ho jaoge.

@alihaider-oy5go 3 года назад

Wow Amazing show, have a great career Bro. Best wishes from the country who didn't let you in..

@mrunalmathuria1771 3 года назад

In these difficult times you comedians are eye openers. Don't ever go to shadi, bacche, gujarati, Marwadi jokes. Keep doing jokes which force people to think. Keep them coming! All the best!

@ExDeeAnas 3 года назад

Very funny maaaan! Everyday my rank as muslim comic gets lowered because of killer comics like you 😔🙏

@badalshayrma 3 года назад

tu muslim hai ?

@ExDeeAnas 3 года назад

@@badalshayrma Mai muslim comic zaruur hun

@jyotsnachandel5416 3 года назад

Nope.. Md anas ... U r too good... We love all the comics who make sense including nishat..

@muaviya624 3 года назад

@@badalshayrma are Badel bhai aap yahan?

@amirkhan-sc1qg 3 года назад

Thanks bro, mai depression me tha ki mai he bs comments padta hu,,, ab pta chala tm dono k paas bhi kaam nhi hai😜😜😜

@iamsbhattz 2 года назад

bawa kya cheez ho tum ek dum bawaal ❤️ keep growing & be safe 😜

@afreenansari7649 3 года назад

I was born in calcutta ur accent is purely of calcutta liked ur performance 👍👍👍 good to see someone from our place warna mostly comedians mumbai delhi k hote hai... 👍👍