Mustard & Boaty FAIL At Selling Cars 

Not even Rover could sell them when they were brand new 😂

This was hilarious. I have to confess to a particular fondness for Rodney who looks very sound and a bargain at under a grand. If only I had a drive....

The Disinterested Car Girl enjoyed this video for the balance of car shizz, the humour, and the bromance!

Genuine friendship is nice to see 👍

Once again the entertainment value of your channel is outstanding. A great double act. Some brilliant timing. I hope you achieve what you set out to do. Just keep making the videos!

4:40 - How much do we pay to shut him up? lol

Boaty's Indian accent from 19:21 is spot on 😂 Good vid, best of luck with the sales, guys 🙏

Great to see boaty back, such a hilarious video. Love it. 😂❤

the place looks like a tip.......makes the cars,even though many are nice ,look 2 steps removed from the scrapper ............get rid of all that junk and garbage cluttering up the place

It's both of you it's not easy to buying fixing and selling cars on and having to many cars sat around just gets to much and it's aload of hassle as well dealing with people is the worse thing I used to repair and do welding for people in my spare time and got fed up as every body expects every thing for nothing so don't bother any more good luck with selling every thing but you know it needs to be done 👍

In Latvia they put a sticky strip on their big bags of crisps so you can roll the top of the bag over and stick it shut to keep your crisps fresh. I thought there were two issues with Mustard and Boaty Sell Cars, you bought lots of cars but didn’t really sell any. And whilst for other people in the North West the old Rover market looked buoyant and fast moving, unfortunately for you though it was buoyant and fast moving because you were buying them all. Truth is not many people want an old car made by a company that died 20 years ago. If you have an Eastern European shop near you and you like beer, try Madonas Nefiltrets. It’s rather good and has the bonus of making you feel tipsy quite quickly saving both time and money. Also if you need to be 1,800 miles away and only have 4 days to get there then a nicely specced 5 cylinder diesel Volvo is an excellent choice of transportation. Perhaps if Mustard without Boaty sold Volvos we might be in a different place, especially when your business partner lops £700 off your price within 5 seconds or interrupts your pitch to denigrate the condition of the vehicle. But no use crying over spilt milk, onwards and upwards. I wish you luck with the fire sale and your next venture. And may I ask how much blathering did you cut? The obvious answer of course is ‘not enough’.

Well you've given me a laugh! But good luck with the sales! 😢

An entertaining video, the crack you lads have is so natural. Respect too that you were big enough to admit it hasn't gone as planned. I find it harder than ever now to find buyers for older cheaper cars even when they're absolutely spot on. Boatys comment at 15:20 was priceless about getting the keys to check mileage on blue 25, "that'd take effort". Intended joke or not , maybe that's the real reason the car buying/selling didn't work out 🤔

"...it's got a full set of five beavers fitted to it."

I'm sorry for your predicament, but this video was comedy gold. 😄😂😅

I feel that if I turned up at boatys car dealership I'd end up leaving after buying my own car from him 😂

New comment fix clean sell 🔧🍺🐞🍄🔧👍👍good luck

the effort and character in this video is good - like it

Yes they did boaty. It's 1954cc so classed as 2.0 ltr

With sales patter like that Boaty should get a meat van 😂. I’m pining for some of those cars, it’s a shame I’m not local 🇨🇦

Now then, DD here! I did comment as DD this morning being a channel member and all but of course that comment was whisked away! Anyway, I suggest Boaty cuts out all the tosh and instead concentrates on the Kung Fu Fighting. Go for the full Carl Douglas actions complete with orange bandana and 70s mustache! Mustard can add copious guttural 'Urgh' sounds. That'll sell!

I have to say flipping cars is best done 1 or 2 at a time. But buying cars that require a lot doing to them is going to extend you flip time. Having many cars to flip with all needing work is where you both failed. The yard set up only lends it self to minor repairs. Private projects are fine in said location but your limited to what you can do efficiently. Basically your limited to what ever is achievable with a trolley jack and it not pissing down. If I'm honest I knew you would have to have a fire sale in the end because of the numbers you have. Shame I live so far away without transport or I might have made a bid. Rolling about on the floor fixing cars used to be my thing but arthritis put pay to that. Good luck guys with the sale

15:20 rear wind deflectors 😯😍

I was more convinced by the anti EV video, which I didn't believe a single word of. But at least I did watch this through.

I can't help thinking about Blackadder and Baldrick and the Big Push.

With Boatys banter, I cannot see what went wrong 😂👍🏻

😂😂😂Am sorry I would not buy anything of Boaty 😂😂. He couldn't sell me a wheel barrow. He offends me with his terrible Jock accent 😂😂😂. Having said that I would probably buy a car of you Captain Mustard you have a genuine face 😂. I don't think you can blame yourself. I blame Boaty. 😂😂😂. Also Fb Market place is a minefield

Lol @ Boaty with his ambient goods 😅😅😅

No-one failed. The main issue is going to big too quickly, when there's 2 or 3 cars needing work it's relatively easy to keep on top of but when there's 6 cars in the yard all needing work (most of it major work) it becomes a challenge to keep an eye on the end result, alot of the previously sold cars have gone to some great owners and are cherished so there's the main positive to it all ! I'd say keep up the good work but limit yourself to 3 or 4 cars and plan the work that needs doing to them so u can get them in for an mot valeted pictures then sold ! Keep up the great work tho guys there's alot of potential in the yard!

ebay, 99p let the market tell you what they are worth if its space you need.

Quality content 👍😂. Better than most of the shite “comedy” on TV😂.

To be fair Mustard, Boaty is one hell of a salesman. Just a bit late to the game for the M&B do cars

Still got £300 for Fred the shed want it as my daily winter user but not worth £500 as I will have £400 + possibly £500 in it by time I get it from u!! Can't b any fairer than that as am not one for buying expensive scrap but do love me Rovers! Need something too keep my merc off road during salting season! Either way plenty more diesel auto cars for sale between Newcastle upon Tyne and Rochdale that's for sure!

I did not imagine Nigel ( Farage ) was such a Kung Fu Fighting afficiando...

I hope you two haven't fallen out and I hope the adventure will continue. You haven't really come to an end until you run out of enthusiasm and you haven't have you not? (I've been practicing my Boltonese)

Is boaty related to the johnsons

In less than 30 seconds boaty insults all UK nations.

Just thought I'd say you both f@?ked up lol😂

I think you need to put some tape over his mouth! you ain't going to sell anything while he speaks 😂

Best of luck selling them. I'd absolutely be buying a rover had I the space. And also the money. That TF is well done though, almost swapped to blue seats in mine the other day

Isn't boaty going to be busy in the house of commons now though?

Sell the lot and then buy 1 or 2 whatever make but try make a profit 🎉🎉🎉🎉and do it quickly like 1or2 episodes lads 😅😅😅hurry up then stop reading this get to work

Boaty Does not know his 45,s from a 25, seeing as its a 25 named rodney ! and a 1.4 k if mustard says its a 1400..maybe he needs a bacon sandwich to get his grey matter going.

Please reach out to Geoff buys cars 🙏 good luck guys don’t give up

Does the Freelander have full MOT?

I give you 100

Disliked for direspect of Fred the Shed. I wrote a Fred the Shed Song lyric which I might show you one day. That Boaty is a liability. I have always said so 🐈

What did floaty used to sell lollipops or cars no enthusiasm maybe try not to be a comidan so much hard graft boys it's good for the soul and pocket

Hurry, supplies are limited 😅! #BlameBoaty

Where you based

Just want to buy a car off him 100 squid the lot and the phoneix four will bank roll it

Think it's been suggested before put them in Matthewson's and they will clear them for you.

Boaty's scotrish accent is awful.

A gallon and some swan Vestas was floaty selling foe a garage its always easier the banker its easy to flash the cash when it's someone else's change your choice of cars all rovers is a tiny market id pass on some of our part exchanges but the motor trade is 24/7 not a couple of hours a day here and there this is in my opinion I've offered you a few things mustard lad but you've just mugged me off like a mug well boys I'm 47 semi retired as I put my cash over the years in land and property I offered you land cars ect but I think you thought I'm some conman I don't need to con people I've made my wedge freelancer worth scrap value maybe more for a p/x I wish you boys all the best but it's seems yous want piss in the wind

£1000 cash for metro

We all get it wrong selling cars as a hobby or extra pocket money. Give you example I bought MG Montego green I really liked it.. £150 Now the Metro is Simply a purchase price £450 - £750 a traders value. The retail value is just about £1295 (My Cousin) and trip to my aunts every Friday in Coventry Our family loved BL cars had my fair share.. Webuyanycar guide value.. very simple

You both didn’t "FAIL" at car selling.😊 In fact both of you bought some great cars and sold quite a few, If you look back over the year or so of selling! 🙌 The only thing that I never understood is you’d buy a car with lots of MOT just needing a valet and some light maintenance. And you’d never advertise the car for sale on social media / Which lead to some sitting around for months on end. 🙃 And then when you did advertise it. It has zero MOT or only a few weeks left. That made it unattractive to buyers. Or buy a cheap car (As it’s cheap) and don’t think why it might be cheap like the FreeLander for example. It’s abit of a dog and smokes pure blue smoke. 💨 Should have avoided that one personally. And because of this you then ended up with a yard full of cars 😅 You do have some cracking examples there still: Like Janet Jackson! 🤍 She just needs a good dam clean & the rusty seals done & painting And she will sell for a decent price. I'm sure of it. Good luck 🍀with finding new homes & selling the remaining cars tho👍🏼 But should also be proud of what you "BOTH" did achieve as you did sell quite a few. And saved a few too which went to great enthusiast owners 👌 WHICH is what your out set goal was from the very beginning! 💛