My Asshole Neighbors Call Cops 

I've been working on landscaping my yard and my asshole neighbors keep calling the cops. Six times. The first was when I had mulch dropped off. Believe that shit?
I put safety cones out when I work at the curb or have to use part of the street. I checked every which way, perfectly legal. But law enforcement types have to hassle you, so....
The real problem is the idiot that calls in the first place. I know who it is. Think they'd ever have the courage to talk to me first if there's a problem? Fuck no.
Btw, their yard sucks. Mine is a quarter of the way done and already blows their below average yard to shit. Every time I'm out there, people passing by stop and marvel at my innovative work.
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