MY best of Twilight New Moon Rifftrax 

Everything with the Volturi absolutely killed me.

"The high council of gayness will see you now...." God I love this.

"Kissing is like wifi, just get in the general area and it counts" CAN'T - HU - STOP - HU - LAUGHING - CAN'T - HU - BREATH!!!

I remember when I went to see this movie. I distinctly remember, right around the time when Edward was about to remove his shirt, all the women in the audience holding their breath in anticipation, where as all the men, myself, included just wanted the damn film to end. And when the reveal turned out to be far more underwhelming than any of us could imagine, I literally had to fight down the urge to keep from saying, "Wow, you can actually taste the disappointment in the air!"

"Because it doesn't make sense for you to love me" - The Twilight Saga, ladies and gentlemen, summed up in 10 words. Brilliance

"A hobbit lay here... and the other. They crawled... their hands were bound!" So perfect.

"Sam's trying to help me." "Sam and I are taking the ring to Mordor." I just about died. xD

"a hobbit lay here, and the other. they crawled, their hands were bound..." AWESOME!

"Finally! Team Jacob! Team Jacob, Team--ohh, C'MON, damn you ... antique phone." Kevin's laughing made this priceless for me.

"I love that people opened up a colonial clothing store in the 21st in Oregon. What were the odds."

"This is the last time you'll ever see me" Rifftrax guys: "Yeah!!!! Wohooo!!!!!"

every time I am reminded how much my life sucks, I come here, and am reminded that there are things out there that suck even more... and I feel better :)

"'It doesn't make sense for you to love me' the Twilight series summed up in nine words".

Dad: "I sold you to another franchise. It's Hogwarts for you, kid." Kristen: "Thank GOD! I'm outta here!"

"I LOVED when someone opened up a colonial american clothing store in 21st century or-e-gon, what were the odds? ah-HA-ha-haa" ogawd i lol'd

Rifftrax: the only thing that can make anything eve remotely related to Twilight bearable.

"A Hobbit lay here. And the other...." PERFECT!

"A hobbit lay here... and the other...." BRILLIANT!

1:52 "Sam's trying to help me." Sam and I are taking the Ring to Mordor!

2:13 "You will give me your Snausages!" Best. Riff. Ever.

"It doesn't make sense for you to love me" "The Twlight Series summed up in 9 words" L-O-FUCKING-L!!!

"The high council of GAAAAAYYYYNEESSS will see you now. Hmm. ohhhwww." Had me laughing uncontrollably!

The 'Line?' at the end was just perfect!

"A statue of General Custard, I know!" HILARIOUS!

the LOTR references are just perfect

"The High Council of Gayness will see you now." LMAO!

"A hobbit lay here...." Hahahaha! I'm dying laughing. This is great!

This is without a doubt.... The only way I'd watch a Twilight film. XD

The ONLY way to watch this series...also, I laughed so much it hurt.

"This may hurt a bit." "I'm going to read aloud from the Twilight series."

1:31 At this part in the theater (my girlfriend made me see it, all right!?!?) right after Jacob says 'you like me, right' someone in the theater said "I know I do!!" FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!! oh ya, the rifftrax was funny. Lol

Edward, after seeing all of the blood, "Well, that didn't go as I planned."

Music by Which to Climb Into a Hot Bath, Slit Your Wrists and Watch the Water Turn Crimson as You Drift Into Death is a great album, a lot of good stuff on that.

Busted up laughing at the LOTR references. So perfect!

Mustache Dad: "I sold you to another franchise. It's Hogwarts for you, kid." Kristen: "Thank God! I'm outta here!"

"I have one condition...." SYPHILIS.

"This song is from the album music by which to climb into a hot bath slit your wrists and watch the water turn crimson as you drift into death." LMFAO!!

"You WILL give me your Snausages!" Fucking perfect.

These men are my heroes.

"I sold you to another franchise, Hogwarts for you kid"

Lol the end when he said "line?" XD

"I sold you to another franchise. It's Hogwarts for you, young lady." "Sam and I are taking the ring to Mordor!" "Why do I talk like Puss in Boots?" "Filmed in Legend of Zelda-Vision." "The High Council of Gayness will see you now." "It doesn't make sense for you to love me." "The Twilight Saga summed up in nine words." "This may hurt just a little." "I'm going to read aloud from the Twilight series." "I have one condition." "Syphillis."

Lol! "Why do I talk like puss in boots?"

A HOBBIT LAY HERE OHMYGOD THIS WHOLE THING, I AM CRYING

That "line" at the end was awesome.

*Edward push Bella in the Flowers* HAPPY BIRTHDAY

LOL "A hobbit lay here" hahahahahaha

That killed me, so did the throne moaning at 3:48.

"It would be horrible Id never go outside id mumble and mope" and hey wait ahah

The High Council of Gayness! XD

The Volturi: Mormon Cult Quorum Of The Twelve and Relief Society.

" the high counsel of gayness will see you now" LMAO!!!!!!!

1:26 Apparently theres a movie out called "Face Punch" That sounds infinitley better then any given Twilight movie

This has me in stitches.

I laughed ridiculously hard at 2:04- thank you for adding that :)

@PadmeKO 3:58 At that moment, every guy in the theater ruined his chances of getting laid by snickering out loud next to their girlfriend

I just love 1:18 that was awesome.

My favorite is the one about a colonial American clothing store opening up... xD Thanks for uploading this!

'That rumour about Lady Gaga' OMG I WISH!

"I think we should see other freakish hell-beasts!"

Rifftrax *as Bella*: "Now for some I hate *Me*time."

the vampire council scenes are the best! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bella, it's a trick! And possibly a trap! lmao

3:48 makes me laugh every time. Thanks!

3:57-4:12 is the funniest thing out of anything ever

"I love that someone opened up a colonial-americal clothing store in 21st century Oregon. What were the odds?"

i have one condition...syphilis lolz. the only and best way to watch this series

I think we should see other freakish hellbeasts.

Wait, all this takes place in Oregon? GOD DAMMIT!!!

I think this just made me realize something...Their (Kristen & Pattinson) on-screen kisses aren't full of passion to make me want that. They're awkward and completely not sexy in the most unbelievable way. and every time I see these two kiss, i feel uncomfortable and not in a good way.

This may hurt just a little. I'm going to read aloud from the Twilight series.

I have one condition...syphilis!

the twilight series summed up in 9 words :D

2:14 absolutely died laughing.

you will.. give me.. your snosauges. funniest fukin thing ive ever heard lmao

"The High Council of Gayness will see you now." "Mhmm," "Mmm," OOhh...." lmao xD

That's offically my favorite comment. Thanks for helping me notice that!

1:28 OH MAN FACE PUNCH IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE LET'S DO THIS

fanservice, my friend, fanservice

It's a statue of General Custer! They are off the chain..!

2:05 LOVE LOVE LOVE!

I think that 3:29 pretty much sums up the entire series

"You *will* give me your Snausages."

@HumorFunnyHaHaComedy It's from LOTR two towers. The part when Aragorn is leaving.

The high council of gayness shall see you now, I died

When Ed said that, I cheered to.... then the movie continued

4:00 Believe it or not I saw this in the theater. Right at THIS moment was when I thought "You have GOT to be kidding me." That scene was so lame I wanted to give this movie a power sit-up.

@drsyn "no!" "complete sentence?"

It's a statue of General Custer, I know.

I think that 2:29 pretty much sums up the series.

0:09 Happy Birthday ^.^

lol this videeo is amazing, cant stop laughing

I cant found it, but my riff still is "what do you did to him!!! HOW IT'D GET BURNED"

Quiet dear, I'm trying to watch... YEAH!!!! ^_^

"Happy Birthday" HA!

its a trick and possibly a... trap!

The moaning!!! hahaha

A body like this belongs at the Jersey Shore.

It's a statue of General Custer.. I know! HAHA!

We'll see who brings in more honey!