"Breaking into the house of a law enforcement officer and putting a roofy in his drink is a felony that carries a maximum sentence of 5 to 10 years. However, since this is your first offence and I have seen you dance to "California Dreamin''" in the evidence tapes, I will let you off with a fine..... ..... which I'll pay myself"
I remember seeing this as a kid and couldn't wait till I got to high school so I could find my own Watts. Never did find her. At this point I'm pretty sure she doesn't exist.
2:37 - "Porkins? The fat guy's name is Porkins?!" Oddly enough, I somehow made that connection LONG BEFORE I heard that joke from this. Nearly forgot how hilarious that was, as well as the other "Porkins" mentions! XD