I was around your son's age when I very innocently asked my aunt "Can I have your lamps when you die?" It was the 80s and touch lamps were so very awesome. She choked on her coffee a bit but she did say I could have them. Love you Aunt Robin!
Reminds me of my son. When he was 5 (he’s 40 now), we were in a grocery store. A homeless man asked us for money. I told the man I didn’t have any money. My brilliant son says “Don’t worry mommy. Just write him a check and don’t tell daddy”. I was so startled all I could do was shake my head and walk away. It’s my favorite story about him. 😂
I sat my three year old down to explain the physical difference between boys and girls because she asked. She got it and we moved on... Until we went to walmart to get dinner. Then she proceeded to point at people and call them out by what she assumed was in their underwear. You have not lived until you have had to carry your three year old out of walmart as they scream...Peeeenis!!
My daughter said loudly walking out of the dollar general “whys that woman so short?! Did you see how short she was?!” She clearly was a dwarf. How embarrassing! 😳
I was in a store in my boots which has me standing 5'9". Standing next to a little girl who looks at me, looks to her Mom, looks to me, then back at her Mom and says. That's one tall woman." I busted out laughing and the Mom quickly scurried her away.
When I was around 6 I saw my great grandmother for the first time in a long time and I straight up said “I didn’t know you were still alive?”, my aunt pissed herself laughing so hard
“And my son is happy right over here because he thinks he solved all this lady’s problems, and I’m just standing here, with my soul just LEAVING my body”
+ Romans 10:9-10 "That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you confess and are saved." Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The man in Luke 16:24 cries: ". . .I am tormented in this FLAME." In Matthew 13:42, Jesus says: "And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth." In Matthew 25:41, Jesus says: "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting FIRE,. . ." Revelation 20:15 says, " And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the LAKE OF FIRE." And please repent of all of your sins and be baptized by the Holy Spirit before it is too late, you will never know when the time will come 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen 🙏!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sitting next to a father and son in a barber shop, I heard the dad admonish his son not to pick his nose because the monster would eat his finger. The kid turned to me and asked "do you have a monster in your nose?" I said "no. I picked it out." The dad was not happy.
Perhaps she was reminded of when she was a little girl, when life was better (not necessarily "good", but better than what she has now) and the tooth fairy really did leave money. Ah, the faith and joy of childhood. His words, meant in all sincerity and kindness, might be enough to encourage her to get the help she needs.
Omigosh, when my daughter was 5 , around Christmas time , we were in line in a grocery store. Just so happens, a family of little people are in line in front of us....( I knew this wasn't gonna end well 😣). My daughter threw her hands up and jumped up and down excitedly like Will Farrell in " Elf"! She exclaimed very loudly " Mommy!, look !! , They're here!! , Santa's elves are here !!!!" I wanted to crawl through that floor, lol. Thank goodness they found it cute and played along. Thank you little family in Atlanta 😉
"this lady didn't have one tooth in her head" "I need money" his son: "well if you took all those teeth you lost & put them under your pillow the tooth fairy will come & you will get alot of money & will be rich" LMFAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My sister was like that when she was little. I remember one time we were shopping & she announced “what’s that smell? Somebody stinks! Somebody needs a bath!” The whole time my mom was trying to shush her & I was trying not to laugh. Mainly because she announced that it wasn’t funny that they were really stinky & because I would get punished for laughing when my sister wasn’t behaving. The my father decided my sister was being too loud & decided to go to another aisle, which was a mistake because my sister decided to announce that too & ask where he was going & if he was trying to get away from the stink. She was sniffing all the people we got close to & let them know it wasn’t them that stunk. My mom was beyond embarrassed.
🤣🤣🤣 Your sister was determined to out the person that stunk! She wasn't satisfied to just say they stunk... Oh, no. She wanted THEM to know SHE knew they stank. 😂😂💀
My grandma did that once to a lady at a steakhouse. No one has less of a filter than my grandma, and that incident was nowhere near one of her worst no-filter moments...
@@AmazingStoryDewd Yeah, I'm somewhat tired of poverty being portrayed as this grievance people have zero control over. Don't get me wrong, it's a growing problem and some people get trapped in it... but when some absurdly high percentage of the homeless and/or impoverished population are just bumming and tweaking 24/7, my empathy runs dry.
At least you have a son who tries to come up with solutions to problems he sees. Practicality will be a good trait when he grows up. You should be proud.
The freshness and honesty of childrens thought processess are adorable. I was a little boy traveling in the car to my grandma's house. A police officer pulled over my dad. It took a while because my dad did not see his lights. Cop used the loud speaker to get his attention. Come to find out the cops lights were broke. I SUGGESTED that he drive backwards because the lights WERE working in the back. I was serious! 😂. I did not see the impracticallity of that cause i was just offering a "viable" solution.
OMG...I LOVE your son! Ngl, I'm dying laughing over here and glad my daughter is 16 and seems to have FINALLY acquired a filter. When she was about 6 or so, she looked my mom dead in the face and asked her "Grandma, when are you gonna die so I can have your truck?" For a second, I thought it was going to be right then and there, but she recovered in about a second, looked my daughter straight in the eye, got in all close, and then said, "Never." Savages, I tell you. LMAO
In '93, my son was 3 years old. We were at the grocery store, with hIm in the child seat of the shopping cart. We stood behind a rather "large" woman, who had a beeper on her. He had recently been binge watching Bob the Builder videos, and the latest one was heavy equipment. When her pager went off, he looked like he was about ro be run over and said, "Watch out dad! She's backin' up"! I thought we were dead! Oh, she heard him alright! He had long dark hair, and long eyelashes any woman would kill for, when she turned and saw him, I was appologizing faster than a fat kid eatin' cake! All she said was, " Awww, isn't he just adorable"! Out of the mouths if babes...
New subscriber! I saw a clip where you got on stage with Upchurch last night! SWEET!!!! About your son... that was EPIC!!😂 My daughter is 31 & we can now laugh together when I tell her stories of how she unintentionally embarrassed us when she was a child. It's all good! Your son will be a great problem solver when he is grown! Much love from Eastern NC! 🏖🇺🇸👍
Your son is providing you with great stories when you're at your favorite fishin hole with your buddies. Just wait till they're taking a swig of beer and watch em shoot foam out they nose.
It sucks because you can't be mad at him for insulting the lady because he genuinely thought he was trying to help her talk about a tough situation for a parent Holy crap 😂😂😂😂 This is one of the funniest stories I've heard out of a mouth of a child
When I was six, my dad took me with him to the pet store to buy food for our dog. I noticed the cat trees and excitedly pointed them out to my dad, "Look, Daddy, cat houses!" He turned beet red and stammered something about how that's not what they're called. I should remind him of that episode... it's been fifty years!
"Kindermund tut Wahrheit kund" ich fand deine Geschichte lustig. Kinder sind manchmal die ehrlichsten Menschen. Aber oft auch die müssten. Man muss sie einfach lieb haben.
My mum told me when I was little that I once held one of her tampons up in the middle of church when everyone was quiet and asked loudly "what's this for?!" Then put it in my nose...
My friend was in church and her son had gotten into her purse and stuck a pad on his head, I was in the bathroom at Wal-Mart and in the next stall was a grandmother with her grandson. He asked "what is that for," she said um that is for pads he excitedly said "ipads?".
My son when he was 5 said something like that. We were in a fast food joint and the lady in front of me was L-A-R-G-E and he said, Dad, I bet if you put your tow chains on her she could pull your jeep out of the mud... he said this because i was joking a few days prior where I hooked the tow chains up to my belt to be funny. kids... they just want to see you get hurt...
Bless your son's heart, he is a literal angel (messenger). Please, listen. He is wise beyond his years. Now show me an adult who can have the same effect on a tweaked out woman.
THIS vid is the funniest thing I’ve seen on RU-vid. ‘Billy’ sounds in real agony retelling his embarrassing story, that it’s so convincing. Absolutely hilarious. Love your channel Adam!
This is the most genuine, hilarious, amazing story I’ve heard all day! Your inability to not crack up while telling that story had me rolling on the floor. And your son...God bless his innocence. Thank you Ginger Billy! Needed to hear this today!
Love your son. He's a smart kid and he wasn't too far wrong. I was on my own with my daughter and, when she was about 4, we were visiting my mother. We must have been talking about families or something like that because all of a sudden my daughter said, "You know l wish l had a grandfather" without thinking my mother and l answered, "You have, that's his picture on the wall". Without missing a beat she replied, "Yes but, he's DEAD. I can't use HIM". By the time this happened my father had been dead more than 20 years so while he's still loved and missed, the God awful pain of losing him has eased and both my mother and l were able to see the funny side of a small child's honesty.
He had a plan...smart fella! Our youngest had this exact problem. NO filter!! My cousins daughter needed braces and after my son pointing out at the table..."eww, you have triple teeth!" Omgsh 😭 Her mama got mad and I'm not easy to embarrass but I was that day. She got braces after that.😆
Maybe that was exactly the wake up call she needed to get her daughter braces!!! I'm sure the little girl is forever grateful that she finally got braces to straighten her teeth as I'm sure she was probably bullied and teased by other kids at school! This is one time you shouldn't be embarrassed by what your child said but thankful that he helped a child:)
I was sitting in my truck with my son who was about 4 years old at the time, when a very over weight woman got out of the car next to us. That's when my son decided to moo like a cow very loudly. Since the windows were down the woman had no difficulty hearing him........
I was visiting family with my youngest daughter 3 at the time and they had a very large friend visit and he went to go to the bathroom and he passed the children playing and my daughter says "You cant go to the bathroom your too big, your going to break the toilet!" Loud enough everyone stopped silent and stared at me. Several family members left the house. I found out later it was because they were laughing at the entire situation. She is just as blunt today!
I'm over here laughing so hard!! 🤣 My mom one day didn't have her teeth in we went to visit her and that was the first time my daughter seen her without them in. She said "Nonna what happened to your teeth?" Nonna said "The dentist pulled them all out." My daughter replies "It's ok Nonna your they will grow back like mine did." And gave her a big hug. 🤣🤣🤣
“You should be rich. If you took those teeth you lost and put them underneath your pillow, the tooth fairy will come and he will give you lots of money.” Dale Jr Jr . Very inspirational 😂
Do I ever know what that is like. While standing in line at a food court - my little niece spotted a bearded ginger wearing a green Fedora and jacket and exclaimed “ He looks like he lives in a Rainbow 🌈 “ I almost died 😂. The little dude was a clone of the Lucky 🍀 Charms Leprechaun !!!
