My Crazy Ex 

I don't even care where we eat denies every thing

"I'm gonna hang up now" "NO YOU'RE NOT" *click* *SAVAGE*

" are you in ale house screaming like a lunatic?!" "Yes" ... I'm dead 😂

Also, if someone is 5 minutes late, regardless of confirmed plans or not, and you decide to call, usually the first question you ask them is not"Let me guess, you're still home?" It's like she knew and was trying to start something

Your ex sounds like Lumpy Space Princess. 😂

If sWooZie gets kidnaped by his big EX I'm going after her

I can TOTALLY relate to the 'click' thing when on the phone with a crazy girl.

2:14 saids the one who cheated on sWooZie

Your portrayal of how she talks LOL!!

we'll send out the squad Adande. We already lost Paul Walker we can't be losing you as well..

Ex-Girlfriend: Acts like a complete psycho Adande: Imma give this one more shot.

0:43 I felt it when she said “yamadeyamedeahhhh”

Crazy ex shows up with murder crew* All of Swoozies subscribers come out of nowhere.* CHAAARRRGEEE

So what ever happen when you met up with her? You never told us...

"NO! YOU'RE NOT!" *click* ...marvelous :D

Indeed that's one crazy woman. If I were you on that time, I would never see that woman again lol. Another hilarious and entertaining story of yours swoozie.

Ex: Adande im gonna find you! Me:*Grabs AK-47*

I seriously accidentally watched all 3 videos in order

0:15 *puts phone on cheek instead of ear*

“I don’t care where we eat, it’s just whatever” “Alright let’s go to PF Chang’s” “No im not in the mood for that”

So you dated Lumpy Space Princess?

dude let her go!

Him: I’m gonna hang up the phone now The Big Ex: No! YOUR NOT! Him: *Click* Me: 😂😂💀😂😂💀

His videos are so good. I love his animations and how he talk for the other people like how he did for “big ex”! I love your story’s

I broke up with my boyfriend when he cheated on me, and this is what went down: He begged me to forgive him, and I said I did but I couldn't have a romantic relationship with him again. We could remain friends, but we'd never be a *couple* again. He didn't like this and I found out he started stalking me. I caught him one day, pulled him aside, and said that he had to stop or it would become a legal issue. He promised to stop and I didn't see him around after that. About a week after that incident, my friend hooked me up with one of her male friends, curious to see where it would go. We went to a restaurant and everything was great ... until he went to the bathroom. He came out white as a sheet and said he had to leave. I found out a few days later that my ex had followed us to the restaurant and cornered this guy in the bathroom. He basically told him that *I* cheated on *him* and that I stole all of his belongings (I didn't take anything from him; I just ended it), and that I was trying to charge him with abuse. Of course, the guy my friend tried to hook me up with realized he was lying and we're good friends now. My ex left me alone after I threatened to take legal action against him, but man, what a creep.

I HATE it when people take forever to confirm times and dates. Meanwhile you are texting/calling them trying to confirm and looking like a crazy desperate person and all you're just trying to be considerate to them

I love watching swoozie videos on Sunday for some reason

"You Either Choose Me Or You Loose Me" Nah nah it's "You either choose me or you don't get swoozie"

LOL YOUR LIFE IS SO FUNNY!! I love your videos :)

*KNOCK KNOCK* BlackSen: *awnsers door* The Big Ex: Hi, is Adande here? Adande: *runs out of view* BlackSen: Yeah he's uh- Adande: *jumps out window* BlackSen: Actually he just left. TBEx: Really? Adande: *reaches in window and grabs coat* BlackSen: Yeahhh....

I got so used to watching DOMICS that when this came on I didn't realize this was swoozie 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

“If I go missing send EVERYONE after her” But you didn’t tell us who she is 🧐

Swoozies ex comes out with her crew to kill swoozie Me: where did I put my shotgun . Thus her ex flew away

Well, if she sees this, Adande may really go missing.

I love how swoozie makes refrences to video games and anime

Dude I seen your videos staring a few days ago and I been none stop laughing love your videos thank you alot ,my girlfriend past away almost 2 years ago,I so needed this keep it going

Someone get this man his own tv channel, not just youtube

nicely done sir. nicely done. when the story is good - the other parts of the video don't matter at all. killed it yet again.

i can't believe how forgiving swoozie is, if someone cheats on me you best believe i'm not gonna see them ever again

Watching sWooZie is actually making me such a better person omg!

Swoozie, I introduced you to my friends, then we made it our mission to quote you. Whether it be in class, or running down the hallway yelling said quote. Then, a guy stopped me, and said 'You watch Swoozie?' And I just nodded. Then him and I, yelled at the same time 'LIPS!!! WHO WANTD TO COLOR QUAZIMOTO'S LIPS?!?' And its became a inside joke. Literally we'll be at lunch and he sneaks up behind me, and whispers 'Who wants to color the lips?' And runs away. And now, people look at my little group of friends, and intermediate friends, and they either want to laugh at us, or act disgusted. Because we're all crazy RU-vid people, who go on the Internet for more than outdated memes, songs, and Instagram.

The minute she treats you like that, be done with it. No more calls, no more nothing. You don't need that drama

I appreciate the courage he has to share pretty much all his business, brooooo either sub or die.

You Know ex's, they be acting crazy for you swoozie and I know your real name

Something is wrong with the quality. It's fuzzy even at 720p.

Update: Reward is now $20

I have only been watching your videos for one day and love your videos 😂❤️❤️😂 There so funny

The background music and her voice yelling in Ale House 😂 What a perfect match! Click.

Say it with me fellas..."I ain't nobody's plan B you either CHOOSE me or you LOSE me."

Don't worry Swoozie. All us subs, we're always watching. One wrong move, and the chick's goin dooooown. We'll send in our best guys, the BEST guys.

"i dont even,even care like like whateverr,wa whatevs like whateverrr" me:😂😂😂😂😂😂

Didn't know you but your stories are hilarious!

if you look closely you can count the pixels

0:27 I like how she's holding the phone up to her cheek not her ear... lol I know this is random and you probably don't care but I thought it was funny.

Ex: I gonna make you my bf again!!! Me: calls swoozy for help

Wow I love how civil you are adande

1:38 I love how the name turned from "The Big Ex" to "The Lunatic"

I wonder how their date went.

I already liked the video and shared it with my friends because I know it'll be great XD

I really enjoy your videos because your videos make me laugh

hey, Swoozie? would you ever tell us the rest of the story? what happened when you met up with her?

You kept texting her? Didn't you break all of your "How To Text A Girl" rules? Swoozie..man...smh. haha

Love these

Been waiting for that follow up vid

From a "big Ex," my ex and I dated for a long time. I did freak out on him for "standing" me up, but it was because he got drunk the night prior to me coming over to pick up the rest of my things. It sounds like she is still interested in you to have freaked out so much. Don't fall into that trap. You are so much better now. Don't meet her unless it is a public place. I'm serious.

You're so many miles past her now man, don't let her use that old place in your heart to be a butt to you. Stay based.

Solid snake reference was gold

Man your real life funny love your videos!

If your ex sees this video before you go out again with her, you ain't never comin back. RIP in peace Swoozie

I'd like to report a missing person. Police: Name? Adande Police: Do you have any idea who may have taken him? Yeah her name is The Big Ex Police:....

Finally there's a RU-vidr who loves p.f. Change love u swooze

gotta love his stories i wonder how he remembers them

Dont die on us swooz..

Think your crazy ex got to your video. It's all pixel-like!

I love how much I can relate because I live in the same place he does ( when he lived in Florida.)

I was brought here from Domics videos. I do like your storytelling and animation, so I'm subscribing! Also, I think you should avoid that person forever. Poisonous people bring awful vibes.

gosh this just explained all of my exes

I got my pitchfork just in case swoozie I got your back

i love your gneric girl voice swoozie

His female voice is honestly the best 😂

to really piss her off, you should of just texted "k" at the end of it

Is it just me, or is the the picture quality in this video really bad? Its definitely not supposed to be like that, I can't even read the comments at the end of the video.

I’m on a SWooZie Marathon right now

I love how the girl doesn’t even hold the phone to her ear. She just puts it, right on her cheek.

SWOOZIE, You should make this into a SHOW! WHO WANTS TO SEE THAT!! X3

Anyone else put this to HD and have TERRIBLE quality? I love how if she sees this vid, she's gunna lose it xD

Happy elfin' holiday to you too!

i love his vids

after that I wouldn't even bother the second time. I'm done with that kind of shit

Looks like cyniade and happiness.

you are one of my favorite RU-vidrs

What I love about this, is whenever you’re talking on the phone and you draw ears the phone is never actually on there ear

LOL... REWARD: $20

I had a crazy ex before. Until she went missing

Alright swoozie squad let's go

This still makes me laugh 😂

This dude is hilarious lol omg I want to freaking work with sWooZie

Wait a minute...you NEVER upload in bad quality..this upload wasn't done by you, it must've been done by an amatuer who didn't want attention to be brought to you if you didn't upload on a Sunday..Oh god.

"Have a nice life" are never truly the final words.

After 5 years her voice still makes me laugh lol