My Embarrassing Online Dating Story 

"I don't wish bad on people, but I castes a plague on you" LOL

Time to fess up... it was me.

"I casted a plague on you" *6 years later: Corona Virus*

"Put down the phone Nev. P-put down the phone!" *bruhhhh i'm dead*

Did anyone notice the second email was superwoman (lily)

Am I the only one who notices that in like every girl story he gets stood up?

She said she’s a girl G for guy I for in R for real L for life

"I EXFOHliated for this😡"

smh she was "too busy" for Colombian Burger... that's when you know, bro...

I. EXFOLIATED. FOR. THIS!!!

Do you think the reason she was always awake at 4:30 was because she lived in England?

"And this Tinashe girl? SHE DIDN'T HAVE...A BRITISH ACCENT...GAVNAH!" LMAO

I had a date on club penguin once

I think guys fall for Catfishing the hardest, lol. I literally had a friend with the most suspicious online girlfriend EVER. She could use a computer but couldn't Skype, couldn't call, couldn't text, had a disease, had occasional heart attacks, had a seizure from a spider bite, had amnesia, went into a coma, died, came back to life, AND HE BELIEVED EVERYTHING!!! The poor fool.... Look guys, if she refuses to Skype, RUN. The bullshit will only get worse.

“I EXFOLIATED FOR THIS!” 😂😂

2:33 5th Sense? Don’t we already have 5????

Plot twist. She's a 12 year old girl so she cant leave the house

You should text her and say "hey there's this concert in town for my favorite artist "tinashe"((or whatever it is😂)) and we should go see it! She looks JUST LIKE YOU!"

0:47 "British Accent and Australian Accent are my Kryptonite" Same here Bro

TINASHE😩😍

this dude looks like the most buffest guy I watch on RU-vid but he's like the one of the most educational youtuber

I need one of those "six senses", man😂

YOU GOT CATFISHED!!! I'm sorry dude that's gotta hurt 😬

Swoozie: “Girl with American accents can get it too, and by “it” I mean cuddles” Me: Not gonna lie, you got me in the first half.

i was looking at the thumbnail like "girl... that's tinashe... 🤔"

I remember on Tinder I was talking with this girl who seemed really cute in her photo's, everything was nice and i asked her to go on a date with me. So I drive a full hour just to see this chick, I get to her house, and out comes this fat chick who looks 50 pounds heavier then the pictures. I was really mad. But I didn't wana make her cry so I went on the movie date and dropped her off home, never talked to her again

BROOOO OMG . EVERYTIME I HEAR ABOUT TINASHE OR SEE ANYTHING ANYTHING ABOUT HER ON TWITTER I THINK OF YOU SWOOZ. p.s. how insane would it be if she actually was a big fan of your videos and y'all ACTUALLY met irl 🤧

"The first email I see is from a person named Jada." Me: Holy Jesus what?! O_O My heart skipped a beat, I NEVER hear RU-vidrs say my name xD I could not get over all the times he said my name, and he said it RIGHT out of all ways! xD 😂

Shit... People can be so cruel. He EXFOLIATED for you girl!

SwooZie you have 5 senses anyway...

Swoozie: sometimes I just get a fifth sense. Me: realizes we already have 5 senses.

I never give my number out to randoms because I did that ONCE and he called me every hour offering to take me to his church.

did you notice that he said he had a 5th sense did he mean 6th sense?

NEVER EVER date online!

*I EXFOLIATED FOR THIS!*

Yeah, you can do a reverse image search on pictures people send. It's really helpful! Also it takes a lot of balls to be so open about something embarrassing which happened fairly recently (at the time of making the vid) and I respect you for that man. You da man

Ugh...RU-vid added an annoying sound every time you like a comment.

you're a god

I remember that South Park episode

Poor Swoozie he gets stood up sooooo much! He’s such a nice guy like whyyyy

The first email for her said Eyes Nose Lips.... did anyone else have a slight Taeyang moment whilst reading that?

Anyone else notice SUPERWOMEN was on his email list?!?! :O omg!!

"I casted a plague on you" 2020: bro, I think it worked...

*Time to roll up on Swoozie videos, I watched this bro a long time ago. But now I'm gonna comment on his section*

Hey, Swoozie, I'm really sorry about your catfish/being stood up debacle, but the only think I could think of at the end was....if "Jada" really IS in the UK and not Orlando...I mean, dang I don't even want to imagine the texting/calling charges on your phone right now. DAS LOW. Taking a man's phone for granted. DAS LOW.

Bruh, I drove an hour and a half to meet a girl at a bar after talking to her online and on the phone for a few weeks. When I got there she was beyond wasted, her annoying girl friend was there with her (also wasted), they attempted to ditch me, and when I finally go to sit in a quiet place and talk to her, she started laughing and crying at the same time, told me she was an unlovable alcoholic and legit asked me to please murder her. She begged me saying she wanted to die. But your story is pretty funny.

Aw, my heart actually sunk for swoozie in this

“And she didn’t have a British accent! Guvna!” 😂

0:07 LILLY SINGH!? SUPERWOMAN!

you put so much effort into your videos, you're a beast.

when I saw the thumbnail, I was like no way, He's dating Tinashe!? and ended up watching the whole vid to find out if he really is dating tinashe, also boy why you dont know who tinashe is? but its ayt, love your vids ♥️

SWOOOZE Love your Animated videos buddy i've just started making my own, YOU were my inspiration. thanks from South Africa.

Your first mistake was not Skyping or video chatting with them. It's so easy not to be catfished now days

Hey guys! If You get a new request on facebook from a girl or a guy that You don't just double check with google :) what You do is open google images then open that new person picture click once, do not let go, and drag onto google images (the place where You would write somethin). It should convert that picture into a link (random letter/number) and google would give You all of the info that is connected to the foto :) It helped me so It will help You! :)

Omg this is the best video I ever heard cause actually once he said "Jada" I was like that's my name!! It's so freaky 😂

Man UR videos ARE NEVER CLICKBAIT good job

Still a better love story than Twilight.

funny how on 0:07, the second person is lilly............... *cough* ship it *cough*

Love your videos 😂

This was too funny I love your videos also i am not this jada

lol who else thought their Skype went off? XD

So easy to get tricked on the internet. Yes there are beautiful women out there, sadly ANYONE can get a hold of their photos. If there aint video chatting, it aint happenin :P

Watching you're old videos from when you lived in Orlando is cool because I get to know everything you're talking about even when you don't use real names.

Finally, a swoozie art style I can copy

lol I've been back in Canada for 4 months and I haven't changed my number from my USA number.

This is why you don't online date

The drawings are pure art

What a plot twist lol I love it😂😂😂

Watch Swoozie meet Tinashe now. Cause that's how life goes when you're Swoozie.

2:30 Batman reference!

I am so addicted to These vids

My Chromebook has buffering problems so when sWooZie took that long pause, I legit thought my Chromebook was buffering right there. XD

"Standing people up is what's hot in the streets right now?" digging that line. lol

I like how Tinashe is a pretty big deal now. She was relatively unknown when this video was made.

Swoozie teaching me real life lessons🤲🏽

Only a few times I looked at his videos, now I think I'll become a subscriber

2:53 who else thought their skype went off?

Great story, sWooZie! Now you need to find that singer and see if she's single! :)

Always so late swoozies videos

I watched this video at least 10 times and it took me the 11th time to finally look up what “exfoliated” meant

Look on the bright side Swoozie, you exfoliated for a fake girl but the real girl does exfoliation commercials! You two already have something in common...if you ever meet. Great video!

2:39 Uhh.. U have 5 senses

Im weak af😹😹the cat fish part was dead on👌

Boi we already have 5 senses lol great vid

Now Swoozie, you should really get to know the real Tinashe because she is where it is at!

The reason swoozie said he had a 5th sence is because usally he has 4 he does not have a sence of smell because if he did he would have smelled the bullshit from a mile a way

Digital drivers license: don’t give out your number to strangers Swoozie: *you gotta live on the edge*

0:19 lilly singh “ thanks 4 helping me w king “ was she the girl from the trust issues video???

already have 5 senses swoozie. Try the 6th sense.

send the swoozie squad out first bro, we'll do a background check.

2:33 SCARED ME SO MUCH I SCREAMED!

God said naw bruh you need to know the truth and gave you a sign with that commercial 😂

Thank you for giving me life lessons so I can learn at a young age...#1 thing I'll be telling my kids "I'm going to show you vintage RU-vid videos of one of my favorite you tubers so he can teach you to be hella awesome at school and life"

I hate when people say they love British accents. For example, some one from Swansea in Wales will sound nothing like some one form North London.

Your the best youtuber EVER!

That girl will forever be on Swoozie’s channel.

when the skype notification sound came up I actually thought someone messaged me

Love the shoutout to my queen Lilly in the email list!

Your animation has really improved

Great video. So funny!