My DEA auction smuggler stealth truck was hiding some nightmares! 

Truest thing I’ve ever heard.

Boss's kid is going through this right now and he's going on week 3 of having to drive his mom's little Toyota truck he ain't happy about it

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@@clovenhalo0798 Made the joke to him and said "Should've bought a jeep like your dad" I swear he gave me the James May Twitch eye

Was my fav line also.....hahah

I fell out about the teeth part 🤣🤣🤣

The teeth bit was fricking funny! 🤣

I laughed so fucking hard

He took a page out of todd sniders book

Omitting the "r" out of shirt too. Especially if you have Pooh on it.....

Bare

@@AllahDoesNotExist he meant it as bear Bc Pooh is a bear

@@crazydog5301 she said bare chest. Aka topless.

@@AllahDoesNotExist its a double entendre, neither bear nor bare are more correct than the other.

Rural parts of the midwest are often just like the deep south, but with more snow.

So there's a garage with tools I can use in the middle of the night, and nobody guarding them? Sweet

Wisconsin is just the florida of the midwest.

@@deathguitarist12 How dare you, I would never put us in the same category. Although we do drink alot, and have lots of toys.

Country is country. Don't matter side o Mason-Dixon yer on.

yep. it prolly had something hooked up to the wirebundle to set the truck on fire instantly when a fuse was popped in. i can think of many reasons a smuggler could/would want something like that

I was thinking that, was definitely on purpose

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dude what i didn't see his truck there lol

I saw his truck but not him, I would like to meet him

It's called Lower Alabama!!!

Thank you for the kind words Trenton! It was great to meet you!

@@christophermichaels damn it! I wanted to come to this one. Park our rigs side by side & chuckle. Just making too many movies right now. Soon brother.

Best by far, and just seems like the nicest most genuine guy so far!

I wish he did more of them or had his own channel

Chris is the best. Looked up the definition of laid back: the only retort was his picture!

I agree he is hands down the best on here.

I agree but I love rob Pitt

I don't think Ed can compete with Chris, TBH.

Exactly. full of shit but entertaining. that fuse would pop not burn...

@@billyb7561 with all technicality if you put a larger fuse than what was called for it could burn instead of pop

@@loganbeadle7942 Whatever's on that circuit could easily turn to smoke if it didn't draw more current than that fuse could handle.

Definitely! He's a well spoken good storyteller for sure

He has his own channel actually. Just doesn’t have any videos.

Agreed! I would totally watch it!

Kinda like Rabbit, a guy who's so awesome that we need a separate channel in addition to his visits to this one!

Yes please! Great storyteller!

It would certainly check quite a few boxes…although would it be better than a Christopher and Rabbit story?

​@@samsonian In my humble opinion Rabbit has become kind of a creepy dirty old guy, and Christopher comes across as the kind of guy one would like as a neighbor, I don't think they are compatible at all...

Not sure about curing cancer, I mean, come on let's be realistic here! .... But maybe oil would start to flow from the hills in Georgia and the ghosts of pre-ww2 era European racers would descend on the Tail of the Dragon after the sun goes down.

Thank you Sohara! John is a friend and one of my personal favorite storytellers anywhere and it means a lot to be thought of along with him.

@@christophermichaels it would be great to see you with John in a CarTrek series with something like Freddy, Tyler and Ed getting put on a wilderness camping challenge and they can't buy anything like a 4x4 and have to use a car. You both judge the cars and what they're taking for the trip before and after and you get to judge their "get yourself out of the sh#t in the middle of nowhere " skills 😂

Thank you for noticing!

Speaking as an American, you are entitled to your wrong opinion.

Speaking as another American, Rabbit’s stories are crap.

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@@DJTinyTim13 Unnecessarily mean dude.

@@LEGIOXIIIG yeah, probably. Sorry Rabbit

Yeh he totally would have still lmao 😂

😂😂😂😂

I could listen to this dude for hours

Her response made it all the better lol. Came right back at him.

I’ve been using that line for years and she’s the first and only time anyone’s ever came back on me :)

"She laughed then I laughed"

I said this to a woman one night while drunk in a bar, she was not amused, I mean come on it's midnight, you're wearing a pooh shirt, and I have been drinking since happy hour.

Obviously It didn’t work if the car got sold

Fuse box was under the hood, you couldn't get to it while being pulled over.

It's a bullshit story. 30 amp fuses pop. they don't start fires dumdum....

*STELF*

On a country road at night without lights, you'd be surprised what you can't see.

These guys were driving through some brush I imagine... actually using the bumper to push down small bushes and desert shit ya know. But who cares about your front bumper when u got no lights, no heat signature, 3 mufflers, and an infrared system so you can see everything bright as day.

@@maximumfunk5484 i'd definitely strip those mufflers off immediately LOL, instant performance boost

Hi Duke. That's a good question and the explanation of which was just too long and boring to put in the story. The longer version is that I put a 20 amp fuse in the dash light circuit which I later found had been cut and twisted together with a number of other wires. That caused a low voltage short which didn't pop the fuse but melted the insulation off that wire and adjacent wires including the 12V constant power outlet in the dash, creating a separate short with a direct, non-fused path from the battery to the chassis that caught the plastic climate control box, various insulation and other wires in the main harness on fire. Pulling the fuse didn't stop it so I hacked the cables to cut the source of the electricity, but since the plastics and rubber were already burning I had to douse them with the sweet tea. I restored power to the PCM, TIPM, injector pump, transmission range sensor, etc to make the truck run and was lucky that the ignition circuit and the chip reader in the key switch were still good enough to clear the security system and get me home.

@@christophermichaels Omg its actually Chris. Thank you for an interesting story and a long answer! Wish you luck on ur road adventures.!

Guess I should have read the other comments first.

If he lost his Truck, he is probably dead or in jail.

You missed the part with the kicked in radio, torn down sun visor, broken seat, dried blood, and drug runner.

I do which is fortunate as that is sort of a requirement to be invited onto VINwiki car stories...

For realllllll

Him and rabbit need a podcast

@@danthaman7777 for sure

@@danthaman7777 100 percent agree would be awesome

Having lived in a very rural area most of my life, it really made me feel like I was right there with him at the store lmao

If it aint coke dont fix it

Large Marge, not Large Large.

It is the way.

Watch the Hagerty video w/Jason Cammisa on the BMW M3. Pobst is in it. It’s great.

That’s a good idea but this was over a decade ago before I had apps like that. The lights weren’t working and since the fuse was missing it seemed like an easy fix.

Fuckin rural america

Heres some samples Hey darla pass me a rum soda please Hey you want the beer opener Nah *pops open bottle with tooth*

I didn’t go into enough detail in the story but the headers weren’t wrapped headers in the traditional sense but big loose bundles of heat resistant blankets wrapped around the turbo and the entire exhaust system in an attempt to make the heat blooms on thermal less obvious and cut down on the noise. I doubt it worked on the thermal but might have reduced the noise.