I'm a vegetarian but there are some things I would try. Im still debatable about shellfish (AKA trash fish bc they're bottom feeders) but that's something I think I could get over... It does go through the digestive, AKA a 'cleansimg' process of sorts...,)
did you change your youtube name? I swear prior to covid you had videos where you attended colossalcon at kalahari. Could be wrong but great to see your back.
encourage your wife to come up with a ren faire character & buy her the supplies she needs for her outfit. including a well made custom corset. you'll both be happy.