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This kid from East Jessamine High School gives a hilarious graduation speech complete with Southland knocks and off-color jokes.

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@Nachtopus
@Nachtopus 9 лет назад
Those wet dream jokes were pretty ballsy.
@orinpemulus1441
@orinpemulus1441 8 лет назад
+metalmusician6798 He could have meant peed the bed. That's for the audience to decide and makes them acceptable.
@user-em9mw9ch3y
@user-em9mw9ch3y 4 года назад
You need balls to do that..... and that too
@fuckametrogronkcunt2917
@fuckametrogronkcunt2917 10 лет назад
People say school was the easiest part of your life. Bullshit.
@Sugarsweet494
@Sugarsweet494 10 лет назад
Especially high school
@Hiphopopotamus123
@Hiphopopotamus123 10 лет назад
Hahahah I bet you're 12
@fuckametrogronkcunt2917
@fuckametrogronkcunt2917 10 лет назад
Implantedclub No im 6 and i cant play with blocks
@Hiphopopotamus123
@Hiphopopotamus123 10 лет назад
Hahahahaha fair play to you sir
@JimmyT132
@JimmyT132 10 лет назад
IDK Dj, It sure was for me.
@TheCL0WN96
@TheCL0WN96 11 лет назад
I feel sorry for the guy/girl that has to come up after him, knowing their speech definitely isn't going to top that.
@daniellelee5766
@daniellelee5766 9 лет назад
I was probably looking at the woman at the bottom corner more than him LOL
@dustinsattarelle5783
@dustinsattarelle5783 9 лет назад
Danielle lee she was not impressed about the wet dream joke haha
@austinfreeman128
@austinfreeman128 9 лет назад
+dustin sattarelle 😂😂😂 yeah
@kiki-db2ru
@kiki-db2ru 9 лет назад
+Danielle lee me too
@ExtacyOfThinking
@ExtacyOfThinking 9 лет назад
+Danielle lee "The student teacher relationship is no longer a problem" sure crossed her mind once or twice..
@sasquach2488
@sasquach2488 8 лет назад
me too she looks so confused
@Dabket3araB
@Dabket3araB 8 лет назад
His speech was so good that it caused a financial recession few weeks later.
@ayaanfarooqi5599
@ayaanfarooqi5599 5 лет назад
Dabket3araB 😂😂
@busterblader200
@busterblader200 10 лет назад
Has anyone else paid attention to the girl on the bottom right?
@ethanplatas
@ethanplatas 10 лет назад
haha yes
@mikedumais
@mikedumais 9 лет назад
How in the world could you ignore her? :)
@youssifkhald1138
@youssifkhald1138 9 лет назад
م
@RamtinErKul
@RamtinErKul 8 лет назад
?how the fuck did i end up here
@laurenobrien2812
@laurenobrien2812 8 лет назад
Kanan Jackson I'm asking myself the same thing
@jfarrell85
@jfarrell85 7 лет назад
I've fallen down the RU-vid wormhole too!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
@aimeecakes9043
@aimeecakes9043 7 лет назад
so that is where I am.. huh
@randomgirlonyoutube5852
@randomgirlonyoutube5852 7 лет назад
Kanan Jackson same
@yumandsuggs6942
@yumandsuggs6942 9 лет назад
2:39 how her facial expression changes when she realises what he's saying LOL
@LGR1101
@LGR1101 11 лет назад
That teacher sitting on stage went through an emotional journey with this speech.
@2ndnature802
@2ndnature802 10 лет назад
This guy has perfect delivery.
@huiosjr
@huiosjr 10 лет назад
Natural. Not perfect. With work though....
@dohoangquan35
@dohoangquan35 10 лет назад
"No, not that dream, don't worry". HAHAHAHAAAA
@cassidylouwerens7061
@cassidylouwerens7061 10 лет назад
Why the hell are people commenting asking rude questions like "What fast food restaurant does he work at now?" That kid was the Valedictorian and worked his ass off to get his moment on that stage. If there's any high school student you shouldn't say that to, It'd be him. Some of y'all are basing your judgement on his intelligence only on how he looks. He has obviously proven himself to be a very smart, hard-working young man. Who are you to take that away from him because you don't like his hair? Stupid
@shane.stryker
@shane.stryker 10 лет назад
No but he is a validictorian at east freaking jessamine.... You don't live in Kentucky and I do and I know that east is on the bottom of the list for education....
@bisacool7339
@bisacool7339 9 лет назад
SibSixGaming so your basing your conclusion about the school's capabilities in judging their student?? SHAME!
@JovenesUnidosenCrist
@JovenesUnidosenCrist 10 лет назад
Did "Kick Ass" finally graduate high school?
@OpticCookies01
@OpticCookies01 9 лет назад
Lol
@NickLockard1
@NickLockard1 10 лет назад
What a fucking legend
@7eis
@7eis 10 лет назад
not sure why I watched this to the end.
@louisiananlord17
@louisiananlord17 10 лет назад
"If CATS testing and portfolios are the best things about your lives, your lives are miserable." Truer words have never been spoken. :p
@konyvnyelv.
@konyvnyelv. Год назад
They're the best thing of my life and I am proud of it
@jaydenthompsonauthor
@jaydenthompsonauthor 3 года назад
"These should not be the best 12 years of your life. That is a pain that I do not wish upon any of my enemies. If CATS testing and portfolios are the best years of your life, then you have done something wrong." ~Best quote about school ever
@konyvnyelv.
@konyvnyelv. Год назад
In work you'll do even worse!
@LTMCMedia
@LTMCMedia 9 лет назад
For the record, I am going to college, sorry if you lost that bet. LMAO
@ruheejuv121
@ruheejuv121 8 лет назад
im supposed 2 b studying for my math test go me
@mongoosekhan3079
@mongoosekhan3079 8 лет назад
Tomorrow is my chemistry exam and I am watching graduation videos LOL
@Just_HereLOL
@Just_HereLOL 8 лет назад
ha my final
@Just_HereLOL
@Just_HereLOL 8 лет назад
my bad final(s)
@dairysmoreta6108
@dairysmoreta6108 8 лет назад
Same here, I just need some motivation! Preparation for college ughhh!
@nicciveroni5730
@nicciveroni5730 8 лет назад
i got a history test tom
@haydenjessup
@haydenjessup 10 лет назад
congratulations, you have completed the easiest part of your life.
@Venom312
@Venom312 10 лет назад
Bre Richardson Sorry to hear about your parents and congrats on the GPA, but the statement is still true. Aside from extenuating circumstances, high school as it is, is simply a matter of attending and 'getting through' it. You have to actively work at not succeeding, whereas everything else requires work to succeed.
@haydenjessup
@haydenjessup 10 лет назад
Wasn't that hard, wait until you hit University. :) biggest wake up call.
@brerichardson1866
@brerichardson1866 10 лет назад
What? You just hit your wake up call at university? I attend NYU for Biochemistry and to be honest. It's tough. But it definitely wasnt high school. So much drama in highschool. so much wanting to quit. Where here there is no point in giving up. all my classes are quite nicely scheduled and I can do my homework easier than high school. Seems like you had to do some growing up to realize your wake up call later. You're pretty ignorant though. To make a such a simple statement on a subject that dwarves and ultimately decides peoples lives. So many kids drop out of highschool and have to get a GED. yeah people drop college but college is something you decide. Highschool you truly have to do, otherwise your life if going to be even worse.
@haydenjessup
@haydenjessup 10 лет назад
I was educated in Australia, and I live in Australia. now, what you study than rather when you went to school is totally irrelevant and different ball game. for me, school was fun and not so challenging, and i had good friends that i have left with, and ill be honest, I commented on this video with my opinion and nothing else, i wasn't being ignorant i was stating the truth. you on the other hand are the ignorant one, you must of found school challenging and a very anti social but nothing in this world comes free and nothing is thrown our way. you might learn that some day :). id love to play keyboard warriors with you, but you're not worth my time.
@SSDecontrol94
@SSDecontrol94 10 лет назад
Hayden Jessup Cool story, bro.
@hamatoyoshi8711
@hamatoyoshi8711 8 лет назад
he would make a great actor at a comedy sitcom
@rouven_og
@rouven_og 8 лет назад
Well, he's an actor. It's Diego Boneta. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Boneta
@zachwolfe6071
@zachwolfe6071 8 лет назад
addicTix Lol what? That kid is from Jessamine County, Kentucky. It's most likely his name is not Diego.
@alexpurnell2934
@alexpurnell2934 7 лет назад
Zach Wolfe That's definitely him bro
@yunianiceto9805
@yunianiceto9805 7 лет назад
Hamato Yoshi diego boneta, he's an actor now :)
@rankedskywars
@rankedskywars 3 года назад
@@rouven_og bro what ur telling me he released an album in portuguese his sophomore year? ok
@isaiahcampbell3992
@isaiahcampbell3992 8 лет назад
Class of 2017 right here!
@hayliegillilan6155
@hayliegillilan6155 8 лет назад
Me too!!!!
@gabrielclayton1653
@gabrielclayton1653 8 лет назад
Same
@jaylovestesla1099
@jaylovestesla1099 8 лет назад
Me too!
@bradleyporter5454
@bradleyporter5454 8 лет назад
2019 :(
@MrKidcuttie
@MrKidcuttie 8 лет назад
Same here
@Matthew-qh9ds
@Matthew-qh9ds 8 лет назад
He sounds and looks like Josh from drake and josh
@makeitmodded
@makeitmodded 8 лет назад
Just realized this is Highschool.. Highschool isn't a milestone, its the beginning of your grave =P
@makeitmodded
@makeitmodded 8 лет назад
***** Na... Just 4:00 in the morning. You know how it is.
@lordtomosdecree
@lordtomosdecree 10 лет назад
It must be hard for this guy to put on a hair net when working at mcDonalds
@SiderFace
@SiderFace 10 лет назад
Dude. This is a speech typically given by the valedictorian. So, your joke makes no sense. Its really just random. You could make the McDonald's joke at any time, and target any person. To make it specifically here means very little, and doesn't hit the mark.
@lordtomosdecree
@lordtomosdecree 10 лет назад
SiderFace I felt i needed to express my opinion about hair net and him working at mcdonalds :)
@kakairuislove
@kakairuislove 10 лет назад
Are you just going around to graduation speeches commenting about them working at McDonalds because I swear this is the 3rd time i've scene you say the exact same thing. Were you a promising valid Victorian? Did you completely fail? Because I have a feeling you're just attacking these people out of self hatre.
@lordtomosdecree
@lordtomosdecree 10 лет назад
Timex Lordx I passed English, because you know, I can use the word "seen" not "scene" BURN
@kakairuislove
@kakairuislove 10 лет назад
lordtomosdecree Burn? Are we three? Sure my spelling is a sin and my grammar is actually a crime against humanity but I am very successful in life because I play on my strengths. I can take a computer apart and put it back together in about 5 minutes and do things with crime scene evidence that would make your head explode. But I suspect you are someone who never learned to play their strengths because you seem like a miserable person. Why do you feel it necessary to find videos of very smart, motivated people cheering on the future and comment that they are working at McDonalds? My guess is that you actually work at McDonalds but you were told your whole life that you were special. Did one of the people who you used to bully or someone you seen as below you come in and order some fries? Why so bitter?
@DavidSSabb
@DavidSSabb 12 лет назад
This man managed to fit every joke I've ever heard in any graduation speech into one, and then some.
@XxmizlatinaxX
@XxmizlatinaxX 10 лет назад
'' don't cry because its over , smile because it happened '' true :'')
@katelin8682
@katelin8682 8 лет назад
il graduate high school in 2019
@jonnysspeedshop
@jonnysspeedshop 8 лет назад
+Katelin Ussery Same
@katelin8682
@katelin8682 8 лет назад
Crapper Jacks cool
@gabekb1228
@gabekb1228 8 лет назад
Same lol
@weekening98
@weekening98 8 лет назад
Enjoy it, It's one of the best times of your life
@S1ckPuppiess
@S1ckPuppiess 8 лет назад
I'm 2020
@ChewieDaniels
@ChewieDaniels 10 лет назад
God I thought that was Darren Criss
@alajahmickens
@alajahmickens 9 лет назад
Same
@jessicacollica5347
@jessicacollica5347 9 лет назад
I thought I was the only one 😩😂 the curls really tricked me 😂😭
@jacksondenton6916
@jacksondenton6916 9 лет назад
Well thanks sidewalks for keeping me off the streets
@ryan9570
@ryan9570 9 лет назад
this guy would make a great toastmaster at any public or corporate event!
@mandyd6141
@mandyd6141 8 лет назад
I have no idea how I got here haha but this was great :)
@lila151
@lila151 8 лет назад
I was watching a hopeless video on how to get you cat to like you and I ended up here. I'm not complaining...
@veronicafayne6884
@veronicafayne6884 10 лет назад
My cousin graduated from east jessamine high school in 2009
@eniyaleigh2334
@eniyaleigh2334 10 лет назад
Yavicpe that is so wrong.
@SuperJChiu
@SuperJChiu 10 лет назад
Fucked up.
@veronicafayne6884
@veronicafayne6884 10 лет назад
Seriously dude why did you say that
@zombieboy1292
@zombieboy1292 10 лет назад
Veronica Fayne It's the internet, expect nothing less
@veronicafayne6884
@veronicafayne6884 10 лет назад
I know
@woodencan
@woodencan 9 лет назад
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Just do It
@jeffreygray4670
@jeffreygray4670 10 лет назад
Where is this guy now?
@D3m0nDoG
@D3m0nDoG 10 лет назад
6:07 that woman was like ... true story :(
@PeterGregg
@PeterGregg 2 года назад
Wow, finally a really great speech! I see so many that say "best graduation speech ever" and they are nice, but this one really lets a boy shine that would not only make his parents proud, but the classmates that actually know him, or don't know him, all want to be friends with this guy. He is grade A stock, never heard of him, will never meet him, but I already love him and would want him as a friend. Thumbs up, whoever you are. Your heart is big enough to take in a whole school. I hope you soar in life, and don't forget to love God that made you so damn cool 👍👍👍
@alandolawson1924
@alandolawson1924 2 года назад
I was in the 2nd grade at that point in time, transitioning to the 3rd. Damn, time flies!
@nickgifford2297
@nickgifford2297 8 лет назад
I'm probably graduating in 2020
@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713
Probably?
@checkyourprivelege8490
@checkyourprivelege8490 8 лет назад
Ew freshman
@Skullchuka
@Skullchuka 8 лет назад
stfu u were a freshman before
@masond7573
@masond7573 8 лет назад
Yeah you were once a freshman so shut up.
@vividly94
@vividly94 7 лет назад
Ew a senior. Sick.
@flute136
@flute136 11 лет назад
giraffe in the lower right of the screen!!
@uscman3
@uscman3 11 лет назад
This dude rocks
@Trevor_Shepherd
@Trevor_Shepherd 10 лет назад
comedian alert...naaw lol
@ryanc2360
@ryanc2360 9 лет назад
Naw
@aaronboyle8424
@aaronboyle8424 10 лет назад
Why are there so many jerks on the internet? If calling him lame then why are you browsing around for 'inspirational graduation speeches' and not just watching cat videos? I personally thought he was funny, and if it isn't you kind of entertainment then keep it to yourself.
@lilggio12
@lilggio12 10 лет назад
is this a theater play or something. I can tell he rehearsed.
@hatemkhrouf8955
@hatemkhrouf8955 8 лет назад
His name is Diego Boneta , he is now an actor/singer
@GabsCalde
@GabsCalde 8 лет назад
No he isnt Diego. Diego Boneta is from Mexico, went to school there and won a Tv show for child actors, then made a kids oriented telenovela.
@evanheath7571
@evanheath7571 10 лет назад
He should be a stand up comedian!!!
@pengwyn.e
@pengwyn.e 10 лет назад
He totally should!!
@SiderFace
@SiderFace 10 лет назад
massive let down. I saw 1 million plus views and figured I was gonna see something unexpected or clever. Its all pretty basic, cliche graduation jokes. Most of the these jokes are pretty standard. He's pretty comfortable up there; good for him on that.... but 1 million views? What?
@gotty19
@gotty19 10 лет назад
why don't you post a video of yourself doing this at your graduation and achieve 1 million plus views before saying anything.
@SiderFace
@SiderFace 10 лет назад
***** That's exactly my point. He didn't achieve 1 million views by enterataining 1 million people. My critique isn't with the speaker. It is with the collective internet consciousness. The more popular something is, the more popular it will get on the merits of its current popularity up to that point. The internet is like Pokemon on steroids. Noone is truly loving it, but they can't stop, and they want to convince all their friends to join in to make themselves feel less alone in their bad habit. Just like drug addicts.
@deanmurray7626
@deanmurray7626 9 лет назад
SiderFace true that.
@ieLindy
@ieLindy 6 лет назад
This guy speaks from the heart. Probably one of the reasons this is such a good speech.
@222toobanawaz4
@222toobanawaz4 3 года назад
M i the only one who is watching in 2020 I mean yt give it to my recommendations after 12 years Seriously!!!!!
@joychowdhury2440
@joychowdhury2440 Год назад
This guy is already a millionaire, doing stand-up comedy and a storyteller.
@GabrielMartinez-ec1il
@GabrielMartinez-ec1il 10 лет назад
the teacher's face at 2:35 is hilarious!
@Jayke1981
@Jayke1981 9 лет назад
I wonder if he developed a career in self deprecating comedy. His timing is brilliant.
@Hamzamalikyaqoob
@Hamzamalikyaqoob 5 лет назад
*Still In 2020 , Anyone ?* 😂😂
@laceyjay1238
@laceyjay1238 9 лет назад
the lady in the bottom right tho
@MatthewEcclesiastes
@MatthewEcclesiastes 10 лет назад
12 long haaaaaaaaaaaaard years loool
@danreyes736
@danreyes736 2 года назад
What made it even funnier is that he was the quiet kid all 4 years of high school that hardly spoke with anyone.
@blakedavis7870
@blakedavis7870 Год назад
No he wasn’t
@spencermoodie8096
@spencermoodie8096 8 лет назад
Lol the lady in the corner isn't very amused
@frankbriggs9068
@frankbriggs9068 9 лет назад
This kid is awesome, honest, funny and true.
@ZDoggMD
@ZDoggMD 14 лет назад
Nice work! Check out my med school grad speech (click on my name to see my channel) -- no cougars in the background though, just an crusty nobel prize winner!
@MayzeSigSzalay
@MayzeSigSzalay 10 лет назад
Umm....Did anyone else click on this thinking it was Darren Criss?
@TheBestOfProductions
@TheBestOfProductions 10 лет назад
No.
@TheScottybomber
@TheScottybomber 10 лет назад
Yes.
@Almondstash
@Almondstash 10 лет назад
Who's Darren Criss?
@TheScottybomber
@TheScottybomber 10 лет назад
Almondstash He's an actor :) When he was in college he had hair incredibly similar to this mans, so in a thumbnail, it's easy to mistake the two :)
@PeterGregg
@PeterGregg 2 года назад
What's his name? What did he become?
@firebluewood4064
@firebluewood4064 8 лет назад
The most truest speech ever
@cintra1454
@cintra1454 8 лет назад
The most of the bad worstest grammar..... Thats what ur comment looked like to me
@bloocrest3577
@bloocrest3577 8 лет назад
White Shadow ...Dude that comment does not have a grammatical error in it. Get out of the internet if you don't even know whats wrong and whats right. Also check your spelling, i don't think "ur" is spelled that way.
@AM-ny7wq
@AM-ny7wq 10 лет назад
I hate that now there's publicity in every single video I watch and I have to wait 5 seconds to skip it D:
@CaeKwe612
@CaeKwe612 8 лет назад
Okay it got funny
@mcauleyr.gallagher9276
@mcauleyr.gallagher9276 7 лет назад
I came here looking for what my speech should be like... inspiring, funny, and educational... and let me tell ya... uh... I got nothing, I just could not stop watching that woman in the corner!!!
@brynnemo9719
@brynnemo9719 10 лет назад
haha this was an awesome speech!
@hakeemmitchell267
@hakeemmitchell267 10 лет назад
Don't cry because it's over.. Smile because it happened
@Lynnblue98
@Lynnblue98 8 лет назад
Class of 2017 here!
@pianodevotion
@pianodevotion 7 лет назад
Casual class of 2018
@CoryDominic
@CoryDominic 10 лет назад
I almost cried ! SHIT I DIDNT EVEN GO TO HIGHSCHOOL TILL 08 hahaha
@wartortle577
@wartortle577 10 лет назад
Cowboy Bebop
@aviralsharma8762
@aviralsharma8762 7 лет назад
At least that lady removed the possibility of a reaction video 😂
@joedotphp
@joedotphp 9 лет назад
What was the line at 4:58?
@sh.habibi
@sh.habibi 9 лет назад
Your mom
@MrFearless10
@MrFearless10 9 лет назад
Sobia Habibi Fokin rekt
@joedotphp
@joedotphp 9 лет назад
Nils Bergström :|
@horsegirlb7120
@horsegirlb7120 9 лет назад
JoeDotPHP CATS testing, or KATS testing - just an acronym for a standardized test
@DeaditeDalton
@DeaditeDalton 9 лет назад
Too bad they got rid of it because there was too many cheetahs
@hugol4024
@hugol4024 4 года назад
this is what i find when in quarantine
@LeoneBeats
@LeoneBeats 8 лет назад
He's mexican
@frankyschlong1475
@frankyschlong1475 7 лет назад
+Kevin Melone Yeah, that's why I didn't like his speech.
@3Santo
@3Santo 6 лет назад
Franky Schlong :/
@whoogoesthere
@whoogoesthere 8 лет назад
This cracked me up. Good speech!
@rebekkahparsons7592
@rebekkahparsons7592 11 лет назад
As I am getting ready to graduate tonight, I am watching these videos. This one makes me so excited to graduate. Here's to the class of 2013.
@megmegbrown
@megmegbrown 9 лет назад
I would hate to be the person who would have to right after him!
@A1a8l5h9a8d
@A1a8l5h9a8d Год назад
I wish I could go back then in time and relive all these years again having my present conciousness
@TheKreagster
@TheKreagster 11 лет назад
Thanks John for such a memorable graduation! Class of '08!
@sydmc2525
@sydmc2525 14 лет назад
That was a great speech...humorous, but serious at the same time. Great job!!
@S3NPAPI
@S3NPAPI 10 лет назад
clap clap nice speech
@GimmeDatElephant
@GimmeDatElephant 11 лет назад
I know right? Same with my high school. They threatened to withhold our Valedictorian's diploma because of her speech. All she did was make a few comments about how the staff and administrators were never there for her when she was bullied and when she really needed them to sign things so she could transfer classes. Good thing her dad's a lawyer otherwise she would't have gotten it.
@konyvnyelv.
@konyvnyelv. Год назад
What?
@izaccvillalpando1052
@izaccvillalpando1052 7 лет назад
Lol. I have a speech for my English final this week and I ended up here. CLASS OF 2019
@spadzz123
@spadzz123 10 лет назад
im highh and this is best thing i ever see haha :p
@mobiusklein9140
@mobiusklein9140 9 лет назад
Honestly, my first impression is that he' s graduating from Clown School
@ambersmith9247
@ambersmith9247 7 лет назад
class of 2019
@Whoppercop
@Whoppercop 8 лет назад
This dude is clowning
@user-hg2uh6hp7u
@user-hg2uh6hp7u 2 года назад
someone may have stole your shit..hey maybe we can try to get our monetization rights..thanks bro
@xxCimarronColoradoxx
@xxCimarronColoradoxx 13 лет назад
@bugfacedog44 Lol I feel the same way! Watching these valedictory speeches on youtube makes me feel worse about mine haha!
@burlapkwanzaa
@burlapkwanzaa 10 лет назад
Who is he? He's sexy.
@rodtheworm
@rodtheworm 12 лет назад
Sorry, it might not translate well. thefreedictionary defines it like this: have somebody in the palm of your hand/have somebody eating out of the palm of your hand "to have so much control over someone that they will do whatever you want them to do" Basically, the people in the hall are loving it, feeling emotional and laughing at his jokes even if he's not actually that sincere in what he's saying.
@verdejazz
@verdejazz 14 лет назад
Wow it was amazing, this guy has a gift, I wish I could make such a speech, I have mine next week and I haven't even written it...
@sirdrinksalot8380
@sirdrinksalot8380 11 лет назад
Nah, that's when they started enforcing nitt-picky rules about random bullshit. Like in 2006, I remember my highschool completely banned cellphones, and you had to use the school's public phones. And they also stopped having an "open lunch", which is when you can leave school during lunch and do whatever you want.
@Shufftt
@Shufftt 11 лет назад
My graduation speech: Fuck you *points to teachers* fuck you * points to people I hate * fuck you * points to more people I hate* you're cool *points to friends * fuck you * points to the principal*. I'm out! and run off the stage riding my unicorn
@NeffSid
@NeffSid 11 лет назад
Hey, I still like pokemon, I still like DragonBall Z. I still like old cartoons as what he said, it brings back memories. I also attend a university, but I am not autistic. If you really have that low of a judgement maybe you should reevaluate your life properly, sir. Out of pitty and resentment I wish you the best you judgemental close-minded person.
@RighteousThunder32
@RighteousThunder32 10 лет назад
I suggest "Free Bird".
@ThePolarSunlight
@ThePolarSunlight 8 лет назад
Hell yea
@wol4fram
@wol4fram 11 лет назад
AND his grammar and spelling are poor. Subject and verb number do not match up and "pity" only has one "t." Maybe if Arthas Menethil had autism, he might actually have a working brain and some independent thoughts.
@ThePelletgunman
@ThePelletgunman 12 лет назад
I was born in the united states and went to school for about 9 year and I went to school in the uk and the stuff we are learning here much less harder then in the states and I'm in top set for all my lessons
@TurnMySwagOn69
@TurnMySwagOn69 15 лет назад
A Kid named James Dunn gave basically the same speech at my brothers graduation but he took out the naked people and wet dream part and changed it a little but basically the same. I am guessing he took it from this video
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