@@Isaac-hm6ihyeah… if you look at everything that’s a sin and don’t do those things you’re mostly just not murdering people at random (key word is random), banging people’s wives, eating shrimp, or worshipping other gods. But murdering people god tells you to murder in the name of god because they believe in a different god than you isn’t technically a sin. Nor is raping a dudes wife in the middle of town on a daily basis because he owes you money. Slavery isn’t a sin either. So, he COULD be a decent human being who doesn’t eat shrimp and all that. But he could also be doing some absolutely awful things as well.
@@mattmorehouse9685 lol for real. they can’t help it, they still let it slip when they start thanking God for helping them win a boxing match or giving them good genetics. very humble 😂
@@mattmorehouse9685Everyone acts bigger than they truly are. The hypocrisy only comes along with men of faith for their supposed inherent humbleness as followers. When we are made of brittle stone. Not marble, much less gold. But sandstone and Basalt.
I am the son of *GOD!* I was sent down by my father, to lead his flock to paradise! To atone for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden! I am of one flesh with the DIVINE! And of the lineage of Abraham! I will bring forth a new age! And a new covenant shall be my legacy! I will vanquish *ALL* EVIL IN MY FATHER'S NAME! *AMEN!*
Jesus signature moves. Crucifixion: Crucifix driver. The Holy Spirit: Eye poke. Stairway to Heaven: Scissor kick. The Body of Christ: Diving crossbody.
Not familiar with movesets myself, but are there any moves that are good for dealing with multiple opponents? Could call it Loaves and Fishes or Bethsaida
@@Buffaloguy01no. It's walking with confidence. Being sure of your capabilities realisticly isn't a sin. And he was being realistic. Sinless Steve would have destroyed that girl with a stone. Nobody would have impeded him besides the man, the myth, the legend.
Atheists love blasphemy j find this hilarious and re-watch constantly. My Mormon family wouldn’t even be able to laugh at this because they’d be too busy being offended
@@gingerisevil02 Yeah, blasphemy is awesome! The perfect way to react humorously when you're recovering from the psychological abuse of religious brainwashing.
He is a carpender after all It only makes sence it was a chair This was probably based on a true story I also heard that Judas Cena come in later on Did his classic " now you see me, now you dont" thing
@MalkuthEmperor "I can't believe it, Judas Cena has taken down the Lord and savior, it's looking like it's over for christ." "Hold on, it looks like Moses is going to split the blood red sea!"
It's not even fear. It's just nihilistic acceptance of fate, and she doesn't even have a single line and yet it's obvious she's the most professional actor in this skit XD
@@Enixon869na he's the guy who doesn't really care that his boss is evil. He just wants to fight the mc. He's actually really honourable and even helps sometimes... But that's just because he doesn't want the main character beaten down before they get a chance to fight again.
@@testacals Not everything but a lot of things. I know sometimes it is a little too obvious and maybe distracting, but ultimately I am prioritizing clarity. I want people to be able to hear the words and understand them even if their phone is on low volume and they are next to something loud. There's definitely room to improve as far as sound goes
@@CheeseParade Make us a favor and continue your Cheeseman derived cheesy superhero universe. And include the balloon boys in it along with the Cheesevengers! I want to know how Mo-CapMan's hell have turned happened that turned him into Optronics of Many Lenses. Who is he collecting foody heroes for? I suspect an overarching new main villain that noone suspected.
Man I was huge Jesus fan until last Sunday night! To think he would turn heel like this?? I'm burning my Jesus merch. Big Boy Buddha was always the real champion anyway.
I converted to atheism the moment Vince McMahon beat God in a tag team match. How can I worship a god that would leave his tag team partner like that? This however. This changes things.
"Oh oh! And here come the Merchant Brothers into the ring! How will The Son of God react...OH HE'S GOT A WHIP! JESUS CHRIST HAS A WHIP! AND HE'S NOW WHIPPING THE MERCHANT BROTHERS OUT OF THE RING!! UNBELIEVABLE!"
@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 NO CAN DO, TWAS FORETOLD IN YE OLD TIMES THAT SHIT WAS GONNA GO DOWN LIKE THIS. IT ALSO SAID THE NEXT CONTENDER WOULD BE ONE AS HUMBLE AS HE IS BAL- (the Rock enters the fray)
@@pikastudios2850 A man / the men No need to thank me, i know, i know Let he whose never been a gramar nazi(more accurately, a part of the spell check police task force), cast the first stone emoji !
@@MalkuthEmperor"I fear God because He created us and can remove us from this life whenever He wants." - 🤓 "I fear God because He has a steel chair." - 🗣️🔥
@@Peanes-z4scould you elaborate on this being blasphemy ? I of course can’t know but from my understanding this skit doesn’t disrespect the Holy Spirit but show a very very exaggerated version of a Bible verse that’s being commented on like a WWE match. The whole sinless Steve itself is just a hyperbole because no one was without sin at that time since Jesus didn’t die for our sins yet. If it truly is blasphemy then I can only repent for my sin, however from my perspective it was just a light hearted skin.
@@GameBoy_44it is conveying what the scripture said and it was very clear that the part they added was clearly for humor and didnt actually happen satire. So yes i agree
Nah nah nah cause Jesus ordered whoever was without sin to commence the stoning, Sinless Steve was living up to his name by obeying the Lord. That’s why Jesus had to use the chair, sinless Steve was too holy a man to be smited
@@DanDaMan1 If sinless Steve is sinless, that means he was without pride, and he's in a wrestler outfit, which is more situational, like the logic applies "oh no a guy is being immodest at the beach because he's wearing swim trunks"
😂 the new new testemant 😂 The modern testemant ! ( i genuinely think that its time for that, and with a lot of revisions, besides that tho:) We also need the WWE Testemant ! And after that, we can do " the post modern testemant"
I mean, any fool throughout the history has been able to add chapters to the Bible, written outright dumb delirious things in it and there are even parts where three different writers contradict each other, so... why did we ever stop?
I used to work with a guy who was really religious. One day he was trying to figure something out and he asked out loud what would Jesus do. I suggested flipping tables an chasing people with whips. He looked at me strangely, then I reminded him about the story of Jesus going to the temple in Jerusalem and throwing out all the money changers merchants and prostitutes.
as a catholic i can confirm. this happened but when they translated it it got deleted. thank you for bringing attention to this beautiful part in the holy bible
“The magicians have cast down their staffs, OH THEY’VE TRANSFORMED INTO SNAKES, IN COMES AARON WITH HIS OWN SNAKE! AND HIS SNAKE DEVOURS THE EGYPTIAN SNAKES!! Another exciting win for the Hebrew Brothers
@@plaguedoctor3516 he didn't necessarily "want to". he was simply doing as instructed. " if you are sinless, throw a stone". he was sinless, so he threw a stone.
At certain points, you wouldn’t be wrong. There’s a guy who manages to sneak a sword j to an enemy king’s throne room because he’s left handed and they don’t think to check his right side. Stabs the king, who is so fat the sword get buried under his gut. Dude escapes and the king’s men just assume the king is asleep for quite a while.
Bible 3 2 come out a whille ago You might not have seen the prequel "Old testemant" directed by God, costaring Jesus Christ, as Jesus Cheist And John Cena as Judas ( now you see me, now you dont, type of thing)
Sinless Steve actually isn’t sinning by casting the stone as he is doing as the lord Jesus Christ commands. If anything this just proves he is truly sinless, as he obeys the lord without question
Actually in-character for Jesus, who intentionally sat down and handcrafted a whip just to bring it into the Temple Courtyard and beat the crap out of people while flipping over their furniture.
@@BlackIung yeah, some people do take the fact the Jesus should never be the butt of a joke seriously, I do too, I just don't seem him being the end of it rather the centre of it.
@williambaker666 yeah I can tolerate stuff like this. Monty python level stuff. But then there's stuff that's *out there* and I find it a little bothersome
@@speedy01247righteous pride is different than putting yourself above others. It’s not a sin to be proud of your accomplishments so long as you recognize the worth of others as equals.
But wouldn't throwing that rock be the sin of pride since he's prideful of having no sin, which would then mean that he has sinned and he is now just Steve?
Jesus did say whoever was without sin should throw the first stone so if you think about Sinless Steve was just doing as Jesus commanded so there was no pride whatsoever
This is funny but I liked the Robot Chicken one where Jesus says, “let he who is without sin cast the first stone,” and then promptly throws the first rock himself.
