@@greenwizard7592 Yeah I believe he was going to say "kill myself" because it was preceded with "I want to". Can't really see Poof dropping the n-word either @Ádám Balázs
At 10:04, Lucia reached 200 total points scored in all the games combined. Poof had just hit 21. Final series score: 237-36 Lucia. She outscored Poof by 201 points! But hey, one win is all it takes :) And still, these are only the points I can see in the video, not any that Poof cut out. So the actual gap in points could have been much bigger.
This video was released in a very hard time in my life, where I got extremely sick and could only sleep for most of the day. I saw this video, and tried to stay awake as long as possible, and I made it through the whole video without falling asleep. I really hope Poof is having a good day right now, because he made that day good.
ATTENTION EVERYONE: if you seek sacred knowledge on how to beat Lucía, the internet can be cryptic. But I digress, Some tips: (1) hold out for her to make a mistake, it does happen just hang in there, making long rallies that seem like they go on forever. (2) When hitting the ball, twist the Wii remote towards yourself as if accelerating a motorcycle to put a curve on the ball, making it curve through the air and move slowly, a good time to do this is when you are far away from the table, it gives both of you time to get back to the table. NOTE: the curved trajectory of the ball sometimes confuses the Lucía A.I. and she waits too late to hit it. (3) you can twist the wii remote away (opposite of accelerating a motorcycle) from yourself when hitting to make the ball go faster than a normal hit. and sometimes even faster than a power hit. It can catch the opponent off guard, and is a technique to get your opponent over to one side of the table so you can then blast it over to the other side when they try to return it. It is risky however and needs a bit of practice to master. But you’ll get there. O ye few who seek help and see this, you have found truth
The number one tip for wii sports resort table tennis that will help in every match is to hit it to the left side of the table with a forearm shot and then hit to the right side of the table with a backhand shot and repeat this process. Even if this doesn't catch them out immediately it eventually will as they keep running left and right and will eventually give you a chance for a smash shot where you should do the exact same thing and that will eventually get you a point. This was always my main strategy when facing anybody in the game as a kid.
This is excellent advice. Your (3) point is called "cornering". To expand upon this, it takes practice to master _when_ to corner it, not how. If your opponent (Lucia) is already well positioned to return it, you are in for a bad time. You should only try to corner when your opponent is far enough away such that they cannot return the ball super hard and in a bad spot for you to hit it back. Basically, cornering is used to set up a put away shot. There is one other point OP made that I would like to highlight: I cannot stress enough just how important distance away from the table is. If you are not directly near the table, you will lose 95-97% of points. The reason is that Lucia, and all other high level opponents, can move multiples faster than you. The farther away you are from the table, the farther you have to travel in order to catch up to balls on either side of the table. This is where that speed disparity is exposed. You will lose every time. This is why Poof struggled so much against Lucia early on. Notice where Beef Boss was in early games when Poof was losing points -- he was almost always super far away from the table. Over time, Poof starts recognizing this and adjusting (_veeeeeery_ slowly adjusting lol) How do you counter this? Backspin shot! The OP never called it this, but this is what he/she meant when they said to "twist the Wii remote towards yourself." This results in a backspin shot. The ball travels slowly, and your character will automatically move towards the table after hitting a successful backspin shot. This is BY FAR the most important skill you must learn as you progress. It is quite challenging to master, but once you can do this consistently, you will be able to win against anyone. DO NOT try to put Lucia away with a shot if you are not almost directly next to the table. It won't work.
thats how the game does I have the game and im always at like a 4-1 lead and the second i get to 5 the person im against gets like a 4 point streak and we go back and forth until the win with lik 8-10 i knew it was gonna happen to him from the start
"Imagine if I was actually one point away from winning how much pressure I'd have on me. I wouldn't be able to do it." 12:03 I mean I guess he didn't lie....
“top 10 greatest sports moments of the year” “number 1...poof beats lucia. although he’s lost many times and broke numerous wii remotes, he manages to beat lucia in the action packed match that ends with poof screaming like a cat.”
5:50 Dude hit it with the edge of the paddle causing a slice that even the Champion Lucia couldn't get. For reference that shot is extremely hard and my Asian friend from college only pulled it off against me once. 😆
He’s definitely had to explain more than once. Probably every time he goes to record he yells out to his neighbors: “GUYS IM PLAYING LUCIA” Edit: *Neighbors proceed to groan and shut doors putting in earplugs*
Story time: it took me 18 hours of uninterrupted gameplay to beat Lucía, not to mention many rages and countless restarts. The main thing I did was hold out for Lucía to make a mistake, and Believe me, she DOES make them, you just need to hang in there for ages.
Years from now, someone’s probably going to discover a bunch of broken Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside that Poof destroyed in that landfill where the E.T. games were found.
Official point counting in ping pong: Poofesure out: 97 points Lucia 2 bounces: 82 points Total Lucia points: 179 points Beef boss points: 32 points These counting is only taking in consideration the points that appear on screen at poof gameplay
I cannot believe how this man hasn't yet turned into the Green Goblin. The insanity and the sounds are there, but the patience somehow stands. Welp, if he does turn into the Green Goblin then everyone in the Multiverse can just die in a ditch
