The worst thing about being a brilliant liar is being able to catelogue all the lies still pertinent. Big lie? You'll remember it, be able to call it up on demand even when you don't need to continue the lie. Huge lie? You're a human, it'll be in the back of your mind at all times. Small lie? You might forget it, but the moment you have to continue the lie, it'll be there, you'll remember it. Tiny lie? White lie? You won't remember it because it'll slip out of short term memory and not get catalogued because it's not signifigant enough to genuinely bite you back any longer. Further lying advice, because why not. Fabulous liars think very quickly, or are very practiced. Some are both. 'No shit' you say. Thank you hypothetical dissenter, but it's the truth. To lie well you have to come up with a plausible, nuanced, believable lie off the top of your head, almost always while you're telling it. Thats the first part. Some quick thinkers can knock out good lies in fractions of a second, but a practiced liar will always be better, because they might be slower, but they'll think as they talk. A practiced liar also might use techniques to make their own lie seem utterly beliveable, by say admitting to something odd, embarassing, or something else that could maybe have happened. This can still enhance the lie because no one looks at an instance where someone admits something slightly off happened and sniffs it out as a lie, because people automatically belive, rightly or wrongly, a lie will always be spotless. It might be detailed, it might be neat, but if it the list of perfect actions and events told out in the lie has a small flaw people will automatically rule out it being a lie. In addition, a proven tactic no matter how good you are at lying is to make general statements and have the person you are lying to suggest details, where you can agree with them, ammend them, or substitute one you've just thought of for the one they suggested. Some practiced but slow-thinking liars build their lies around a shared framework each time, making something they normally have to do under stress a bit more manageable. If they do this, however, they have a chance of being caught if they lie to the same person many times, as the right person might be able to eventually sus out elements of the framework and become suspicious. In addition, there are quick and practiced liars. People who can think of a lie very quickly and utilize certain methods your average person wouldn't think of to make them more beliveable. Thie particular type is horrible to catch in the act. You need a lie detector, because they'll be able to blend the lie in expertly with what the person they're lying to knows about them, thinks about them, and thinks they know about them. That was the first piece of lying. The second piece is telling the lie, which is understandably difficult. Very few people have the fortitude to keep their voice level, continue with natural facial expressions while telling the lie, and do it all while cultivating the lie they are currently telling. Some people have 'tells', to show they are lying, signs they simply can't control. A man's hand might itch more than normal, a woman might find the need to adjust her jewlery for no apparent reason, and a confident person may, for no good reason, refuse eye contact in a suspicious manner. In some cases, you can catch a liar by their facial expression alone, or lack therof. Some people, when telling lies, concentrate so much on the lie and telling it correctly they forget to emote naturally with their face, or are too nervous to do so. This is a great help in someone always wearing one expression or another, as even gravely serious people have certain expressions which, while not terribly vairied, are distinct. In dour people however, this may not do much good. Since this didn't really have a starting point can it really have an end point either? Because that question applies to more than just this off-the-cuff PSA. It applies to lying in general. You'll never really register starting, telling a little lie to someone, somewhere, we've all done it, but once you get going, you might never be able to stop. You might be in too deep yourself, or you might just be too scared of the consequences of coming clean. Whatever happens, make your own mistakes.
“Martin I just told my girlfriend I was at the bar with you and she didn’t get mad. What the hell is she doing.” That shit had me rolling around on the ground laughing
I thought the iPhone was going to correct "Cinebar" into "cinema" as in Martin and Fluffy went to the movies at 10pm at night. Still believable, but cinnamon buns is funnier.
I've never seen this guy before, just randomly scrolling through RU-vid, how have I never come across you, YOU'RE HILARIOUS!! Time to go binge on all your previous vids now:)
Love this guy. He is a perfect example of stand up comedian, that can entertain, make you laugh and tell a good story without saying gross stuff, insulting someone and all this without profanity. What a great guy!
Its funny because he started out really profane, then one of his favorite comedians told him he didnt have to be like that Hes still a little bit, but not as much as before lol
Fluffy is born to enrich our boring lives . He is a blessing- Thank you Fluffy. Iam not a native but I get everything and above all the distance he has to his own culture which make him unique.
A lot of comic's will throw in a lot of 4 letter words to get a laugh and make themselves seam edgy . The Pure talent is in a guy who DOSEN'T NEED TO GO THERE. Hat's off Fluffy you da man !
Those guys spew profanity as much as possible because they think they are being like Carlin or Pryor. Carlin and Pryor knew exactly what they were doing. it was intentional and fit the situation. Their cursing worked. The proof that they were beyond masters is that they could be just as funny without cursing one bit. And they could switch back and forth at will. The guys you are talking about can't do that.
I love these things, dude. They help so much, especially in these days of trash news constantly. Thank you so much for bringing some light into these dark times.
I'm a fan from Turkey, Everytime I messed up or depressed, I gonna open a Fluffy video. Man! You are awesome. You are the probably one of the best comedians. God bless you!After the pandemic, please make a world tour. Thank you Mr. Iglesias...
Fluffy: that's why I decided when I take off on the road no more phone calls Lone Guy: yeah! Fluffy: look at that guy he's like yeah! Are you here by yourself? 😂😂😂 greatest burn ever. that's why fluffy is my favorite comedian because he's a legit funny dude all of his jokes are funny.
@@TSM-Gandhi why don’t you understand in 20 years time ? It’s a compliment because he come from very humble beginnings and still hasn’t changed from when he 1st started all those years ago to packing out arenas.
There's always times when I need a really good laugh, then I find your videos! At this point, I haven't died laughing yet! Thank you! You brighten my day, with every video! & you get me smiling, again! Love you, bro!
The ending with the haters had me thinking it was a throwback to the joke years ago with kid Frankie when he ask Gabriel what a hooker was and Gabe said "Your mom's friends"
