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9 Ellos dijeron a Noé: "¿Quieres decir que sólo eres tú quien estás en la Verdad? ¿Y Adán, Abel, Enoc, y ellos todos los que murieron antes de ti?". Lo dijeron esto al Señor Jesucristo, a los profetas, a los apóstoles y ahora es a nosotros como si hubiera dos Verdades. Ellos dijeron "¡Noé! ¿Entonces sobre toda la tierra, si alguien no entra a tu arca, Dios va a engullirle en el Diluvio?". Ellos se reían y se burlaban de Noé. Y lo mismo pasa hoy. 10 Se ríen y se burlan en sus iglesias, en sus oficinas, en sus casas. Dicen: "sobre toda la faz de la tierra, ¿cómo es solamente él, Kacou Philippe, a quien debemos creer para ser salvado? ¡No! ¡Dios no puede decir esto! El Salvador es Jesucristo. Es Él quien murió en la cruz. Es Él quien nos redimió. ¿Un pecador como tú Kacou Philippe, es que va a salvarnos ahora? ¿Qué esto quiere decir? ¿Dijo Dios realmente esto el 24 abril de 1993? ".! ¡Sí señor, Dios lo dijo! " Lo mismo que María concibió milagrosamente sin conocer hombre, lo mismo que Moisés recibió con detalles lo que pasó en la creación, tú también recibiste las Palabras de la Vida eterna este 24 de abril de 1993 y eso es decretado por parte de Dios. Al tiempo señalado, entenderás y enseñarás lo que no aprendiste para que tenga Vida Eterna cualquiera que cree". [La congregación dice: ¡Amén!-Ed]. Dios se lo había dicho a Noé. Dios se lo había dicho a Moisés, Dios había dicho a todos los profetas en su tiempo. 11 Y hoy, Dios lo dijo por el profeta Kacou Philippe el 24 de abril de 1993.Y si usted es un niño de Dios, es en él, Kacou Philippe a quien usted debe creer para ser salvado. Y si usted realmente tiene el Espíritu Santo, este Espíritu Santo le conducirá a él, el profeta de su tiempo, como un día, este Espíritu Santo condujo Cornelio hacia Pedro que tenía las llaves del Reino de los Cielos. [La congregación dice: ¡Amén!-Ed]. Y si usted debe servir a Dios, es hacer el eco de lo que el profeta Kacou Philippe, el profeta vivo de su tiempo está diciendo. Y es la sola cosa que usted pudiera hacer. 🇪🇸#Descarguen: La ap. "Profeta Kacou Philippe (Oficial)" en Google Play o App store o prophetekacou.es.aptoide.com/app o vayan a: www.philippekacou.org/es
I once had half a shot glass of Cuban coffee after having a great night's sleep... I nearly vibrated out of my skin at work. Finished 3 days of workload in 5 hours.
Im a truck driver and I delivered in South Miami once. While waiting to unload the guy asked if I'd like some coffee. I said sure. He brought me a tiny cup of Cuban coffee and I was like Gabriel, "WTF is this?" I drank it and said thanks. 5 minutes later I got the shakes. By the time I left there I was wired for sound. I drove from South Miami to New Orleans, Louisiana before i came down off that stuff. Holy Shit!!!
As an italian I find it satisfying to hear spanish. I mean, spanish and italian aren't the same, but since they're pretty similar we can still manage to understand each other (unless someone talks fast). It gives you this thing like "oh yeah I can understand this language without studying it, I'm big brain"
As a native Spanish speaker, I LOVE Italian. Sounds so classy and special to me, so poetic and delightful, and I get a thrill when I understand a few similar-sounding words. I'm from Puerto Rico and to me we sound so vulgar, because even trying to properly speak Spanish, it sounds forced and unnatural, unlike Spanish from Argentina or Spain.
@@jesuschristiscallingyou953 I'm from southern Italy, most of us only speak dialect, I feel you for the "sounds forced and unnatural" part, when we speak italian usually we do it with the characteristic accent and instinctively throw in dialectal words. When I find similar words I basically become the Di Caprio meme where he points at the tv
@@Momo_Kawashima Spanish and Italian are very similar I had friends who worked in an Italian restaurant and in about 2 to 3 years we're fluent because they knew Spanish
"why is he yelling" this cracked me up. I remember I had a friend over in highschool. We were hanging out in the living room, my mom and her friend who was also Cuban, were hanging out in the kitchen. My friend got progressively quieter and eventually got the courage to ask me why they were fighting. I burst out laughing and had to explain that Cubans are loud and they were just having a regular conversation.
I grew up in a Sicilian household and this exact same thing happened to me a lot as a kid. I guess Sicilians and Cubans are just naturally terrifying...lol
Lol the Greeks and Greek Cypriots are the same, and Lebanese. Being one of the few skips (white/British descendant Aussies) in the neighbourhood), walking past their houses it always looked and sounded like they were having domestics. But in reality it was things like Oh my God! It's been so long since I've seen you! Why you wait so long uh?! Come here and gimme a hug! What is this with your hair?! Well it looks beautiful anyway. Come and eat my food! And stuff like that lol.
Repent to Jesus Christ!!! “Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is-his good, pleasing and perfect will.” Romans 12:2 NIV N
5:00 - Same *EXACT* thing happened to my father on his first trip to Rio. They'd gotten bumped to first class so the service was... well, to be expected. They brought out these tiny cups ("shot glasses", never heard it said better) and tipped them about HALF full. My dad was like; "What's this?" "Coffee." "Really? Then can I get an actual cup of coffee?" With a disdainful look at the two sip in his plate. "Okay, sir." Attendant wasn't about to refuse anyone in first class, but was clearly dubious. She withdrew and returned with a standard six ounce coffee mug (actual porcelain! on a plane!) and then filled it up with the same stuff that she had poured into the shot glass. Let's just say: My dad came back to the US with a fucking stevedore packed full of brazillian coffee...
I love Cuban coffee. And that clear alcohol made from the first pressing of the sugar cane. My wife and I with our 2 kids were on vacation in Orlando. When to a Brazilian steakhouse that drink came with the meal. It was a Groupon thing. I took a sip( I'm the designated driver everyone else in my family was either to young or blonde) I warned my wife be careful with that drink. Her and my oldest daughter had 1 1/2 each. We had to carry my wife to the car. She didn't wake up for 36 hrs.
@@jerrykinnin7941 ah, your wife and daughter discovered the famous cachaça, a rum type of distilled alcohol from sugar that we have in Brazil. Yeah, it is common for foreigners to always underestimate it, specially if it comes in the form of "caipirinha", a refreshing and sweet drink made from cachaça. I stopped counting long ago how many times I've saw them getting hammered because of it...
Watching fluffy talk about Cuban coffee I was thinking exactly about our coffee here in Rio. It is no joke. And when we go abroad it is our turn to complain about the “tea” people serve as coffee. We call it a chafé, a mix of the words for tea ( chá) and coffee ( café). And we really hate it 🤣
I met you after a horrible injury. You offered me tickets but I already had some. You took pictures with ma and my son. Marten took them to you and you autographed them. You made my son's day. Thank you.
Some of them made that swim, other's parents did. Of course, there were a lot in rafts and makeshift boats. There's even a story of a man who turned a pickup into a boat and I think its probably in museum somewhere. Others made it to Guantanamo or to the Yucatan to get to the border. Some who had permits to leave the country by plane never returned. That area, if you're not Cuban, you know several. Edit: was that unwarranted? I just thought to explain why the particular reaction.
@@Marches96 not to be crude but there are some Cuban people who migrated to the states by illegally crossing the border. basically, they swam from somewhere in order to reach the US
Well i grow up drinking that Coffe until one day with 14 years i couldn't sleep and i stopped drinking until today and also at that time i couldn't drink our Coffe without smoking habanos with only 12 years .. Greeting from Filipinas my swim was more than a coffe shot hahaha
Had a similar experience when I visited Little Havana, Miami. Not a bowl thank God or I would be dead. But I asked for an expresso and they brought me a little cup on a coaster. Then the waiter was like you are going to want to put some milk and sugar in that. Never having Cuban coffee I slammed it down. That little cup of coffee in a 125lb Puertorican guy had me wired and fidgety the whole time I was there. I thought I was going to be sick for a bit LMAO.
9 Ellos dijeron a Noé: "¿Quieres decir que sólo eres tú quien estás en la Verdad? ¿Y Adán, Abel, Enoc, y ellos todos los que murieron antes de ti?". Lo dijeron esto al Señor Jesucristo, a los profetas, a los apóstoles y ahora es a nosotros como si hubiera dos Verdades. Ellos dijeron "¡Noé! ¿Entonces sobre toda la tierra, si alguien no entra a tu arca, Dios va a engullirle en el Diluvio?". Ellos se reían y se burlaban de Noé. Y lo mismo pasa hoy. 10 Se ríen y se burlan en sus iglesias, en sus oficinas, en sus casas. Dicen: "sobre toda la faz de la tierra, ¿cómo es solamente él, Kacou Philippe, a quien debemos creer para ser salvado? ¡No! ¡Dios no puede decir esto! El Salvador es Jesucristo. Es Él quien murió en la cruz. Es Él quien nos redimió. ¿Un pecador como tú Kacou Philippe, es que va a salvarnos ahora? ¿Qué esto quiere decir? ¿Dijo Dios realmente esto el 24 abril de 1993? ".! ¡Sí señor, Dios lo dijo! " Lo mismo que María concibió milagrosamente sin conocer hombre, lo mismo que Moisés recibió con detalles lo que pasó en la creación, tú también recibiste las Palabras de la Vida eterna este 24 de abril de 1993 y eso es decretado por parte de Dios. Al tiempo señalado, entenderás y enseñarás lo que no aprendiste para que tenga Vida Eterna cualquiera que cree". [La congregación dice: ¡Amén!-Ed]. Dios se lo había dicho a Noé. Dios se lo había dicho a Moisés, Dios había dicho a todos los profetas en su tiempo. 11 Y hoy, Dios lo dijo por el profeta Kacou Philippe el 24 de abril de 1993.Y si usted es un niño de Dios, es en él, Kacou Philippe a quien usted debe creer para ser salvado. Y si usted realmente tiene el Espíritu Santo, este Espíritu Santo le conducirá a él, el profeta de su tiempo, como un día, este Espíritu Santo condujo Cornelio hacia Pedro que tenía las llaves del Reino de los Cielos. [La congregación dice: ¡Amén!-Ed]. Y si usted debe servir a Dios, es hacer el eco de lo que el profeta Kacou Philippe, el profeta vivo de su tiempo está diciendo. Y es la sola cosa que usted pudiera hacer. 🇪🇸#Descarguen: La ap. "Profeta Kacou Philippe (Oficial)" en Google Play o App store o prophetekacou.es.aptoide.com/app o vayan a: www.philippekacou.org/es
What makes the cuban coffee so strong ? Is it some kind of Robusta like the coffee grown in Africa, or do you just make it extremely concentrated ? As a drummer, I find cuban music more relaxed than brazilian samba or US funk. The coffee doesn't seem to speed up the tiempo of the son cubano. But I'll be cautious when I go, I drink Peruvian.
Dude I did something similar my first time. They brought out the little cup and I laughed. I said I'm going to need at least 4 of these before I'm set. The waiter laughed and hooked me up. I was working for Time Warner Cable as a maintenance service tech at the time. 30 min latter and I was breaking land speed records for running rewiers. I thought my heart was going to explode.
Had a similar experience TODAY. Drove down to Florida to visit a friend, whom I haven't seen since covid breakout. It took roughly 10 hours of driving to get down there and I was exhausted. When we met up, we visited a restaurant that gave me a glass of cuban coffee. I'm like, gimme a bigger cup. Waiter took away the glass without saying anything and brought me a styrofoam cup of coffee. I took 1 large sip of the stuff and I stayed awake for the past 12 hours. Haven't taken a second sip since. Gonna save it for the drive back home.
Here's one for you. I was in Italy several years ago for a religious event involving the daughters of some friends. There were several couples from Switzerland and we were having diner. Someone mentioned that I was Mexican, which was odd, but a while later the owner brought what was a home grown hot pepper for me to try. I thought no big thing, and as they all watched I took a big bite of it, and I mean big, amused to hear them all gasp, though at the moment it was no big thing to me, but a while later it felt like I had a blow torch in my mouth. Hey, I'm a Mexican, so I sucked it up as if nothing was wrong (got to keep up appearances and defend the honor of my country men). Anyway, I didn't die or end up the hospital, so I made it through the meal (which didn't come quick enough). I swear I'll never do that again, small bites better.
When I was a child, no more than 6 or 7 my neighbor's grandfather was Cuban and he would come visit, and when he did he always made Cuban coffee (yes in little cups) and he and I would drink the coffee,mhe always loved me for that, no one else would drink the coffee, so that was our special time . thanks for bringing this memory !
@@tainozoku my WASP relatives used to not let me have coffee- yeah even American variety- claimed it would stunt my.growth- I do hope you made it taller than 4ft11 inches. That said- at least before I formulate my Bucket List- I want to have An Cuban cofficinta.. if i'm gonna die it might as web- sit with me I assure m
"You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you're gonna get stabbed." Only have met a few Cubans in my life, but that is definitely how it appeared to me as someone that vacationed in Florida for a week a few years back
Cuban tend to see themselves as the top of Latino Ladder in Caribbean, Central America. And that was true of the Cuban-Americans. Unlike every other Latino group to came to America. The majority of the people were highly educated. Doctors, Lawyers, Pharmacist, etc This lead to the Cubans taking a lead against say the Mexicans, who were mostly migrate.farmers. Most to by homes, open businesses, highest incomes. However if a Cuban picks on you, it means he considers you a friend close enough to take a joke
Love this one! Way back in the day I moved to Miami and got a job as a doorman at the Hyatt there. The valet staff was all Latino, the bell staff a mix from everywhere. So I am talking with the valets during a quiet time one morning early on a February morning. Raul was like, "You are new to Miami, you have to learn what makes Miami work! Try a Cuban coffee!" So Raul and Carlos teach me how to order a Cuban coffee. Over and over, "Deme un taso de cafe Cubano, por favor." So I walk down the street, parrot the phrase and the dude gives me a 12 ounce styrofoam cup of brown, almost black, steaming hot coffee. And 6 little paper 1 ounce medicine cups. I take both and toss the medicine cups in the garbage can, who needs them? So I start walking back to the drive of the Hyatt and talk about sweet bliss! It was like Mr. Espresso had a love child with Ms. Brown Sugar! So I toss the styrofoam cup in the garbage and walk up to Raul and Carlos. They are smiling, looking at me, then they look confused and Carlos asked, "Mr. Mark, the cafe Cubano, you did not get it?" I looked at him like he was insulting my cultural prowess, and told him, "Yeah, I ordered it in Spanish and it was great!" Raul just asked "Un Taso, de Cafe Cubano?" And his eyebrows rose so far they disappeared. That was when I thought I might have made a mistake. He didn't say "Vaya con Dios!" but I got the hint. Oh, what a morning I had. The rooms exec came out to introduce himself to me and Raul told him I had just drunk a taso de cafe Cubano. Oddly enough, apparently now my eyebrows had risen so far that they disappeared. Everyone had a good laugh. Even I laughed about it. A week later.
My best friend made that same mistake, he went to a Cuban place, sent back the shot glass, and was given a full coffee mug. He said that he didn’t sleep for 3 days.
43 years old. Living in Australia with ZERO spanish influence besides sesame street and breaking bad.. I heard Ocho and instantly knew that was 8 (Go Big Bird!!)
🤣🤣🤣🤣 hell I grew up getting cursed out by moms best friends ( yes I love you Auntie) and I still can't speak a word of Spanish or any other language for that matter. But I definitely know when I am in trouble... my Auntie use very specific choice words then. 🤣🤣🤣 I love you Auntie 😍❤😘♥
I worked with a unit from the Puerto Rican National Guard and had a translator who had roots from Mexico. We got the real dialect experience. One of the best experiences of my life.
My uncle actually swam to Miami from Cuba and told me he actually drank some coffee before the trek. Fluffy hit it on the head.......it ACTUALLY happened.lol
I love this! Me, my 2 adult sons and 14 year old grandson laughed our heads off. My mom was Puerto Rican, one of my aunts married a Cuban and my grandson’s mother is Mexican 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇨🇺
He is dead on. We’re Puerto Rican. When we were young, if our friends came over, my mom would get all excited and stared out speaking English, then went full on Spanish like a race car. Yes, we did have to interpret 😂
i'm not Puerto Rican myself but my friend is and i'm basically an adopted cousin in the family xD but lords when they start going in spanish i cannot even make out the words, it's just strings of sounds and i'm left there like "uh .... " and i when look over to my friend even she shrugs and goes "nope, they lost me too" xD
One of my friends is just as much my family as any of my blood relatives. I remember he was over one Christmas joining us for dinner. My mom and my grandma started chatting back-and-forth in Spanish at 1,000,000 miles a minute. He turned it to me, Since he didn’t speak much Spanish, and I just had to look back at him and say “I’m just as lost as you are“
When the waiter seen him drink the whole bowl of coffee and said “Vaya Con Dios” which is Spanish for “Go With God” and with Gabriel doing the Cross Gesture with his hand it made it so much funnier after I knew what it meant In English 😂😂
Yeah, when I first saw this bit, I figured the guy was either going to bow to him for his bravery or call him stupid. "Vaya con Dios" was probably the best thing the waiter could say to him!
I think the waiter was being vindictive. You can't expect everyone to understand why you would bring them a shot glass of coffee if they don't know about how you make your coffee and you yourself don't give an explanation. He asked for a cup and the waiter brought a bowl to embarrass him and make him go back to a shot glass. Never underestimate what an embarrassed person will do. They don't always react rationally.
6:11 This may be a well-known phrase in the US, I don't know. Still, I think it's best to explain it for people not knowing Spanish (I'm finishing year 1 of classes of Spanish at college myself). I looked it up, "vaya con Dios" means approximately "may God be with you" or perhaps "may you go with God".
For those of you who don’t know what “Vaya con Dios” means, it means “Go with God”. Edit: Joustin Carvajal in the comment thread has a more context-based/funnier translation.
Joustin Carvajal Yeah, though I get slightly irked when there aren’t literal translations for phrases so I just translated it literally. I’ll add your comment as an edit to the original one, to add to the comical value of Gabriel.
I remember the first time I had Cuban coffee. It was at my brother's wife's place ( no longer married ) in Miami. She came here with he parents stuffed like sardines on a refugee boat. So she was real deal. The conversation was basically the same as in the video. I was like WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? A thimble of coffee. She got about a syllable and a half into telling me that it's strong, to sip it slow. When I threw it back like it was a shot of whiskey.. And she did that oooooooodamn, scrunch face like you do when somebody isn't aware that they fucked up.. And like 30 seconds later... HOLY JESUS LASER BEAMS!!!!! I swear I could hear my hair growing out of the side of my face. And as hard and out of nowhere that stuff hits you like BING!!! Is how hard and suddenly it leaves.. I was mid sentence about halfway through reciting the ghettysburg address, power washing the roofing shingles and like somebody hit a switch , BLAM face first taking a nap in the roof. Out cold, snoring n shit. Cuban coffee or Cofe con Leche as they call it,, DOES NOT FUCK AROUND!!
It’s funny cause we just so accustomed to it, when I was 5 I would drink a tacita or 2 at the barber shop lol. I’m not really a coffee drinker but I just drink it cause it feels disrespectful not to. I’ve never gone out my way to buy coffee and I’m 25
"Holy Jesus Laser Beams" is the funniest thing I've heard in a month. I'm laughing harder at your story than Gabriel's. I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard.
Love the detail of the waiter bringing the coffee back in a bowl. Because they don’t have any mugs, they’ve never needed mugs for coffee there, it’s all the little shot glasses only! 😆😆
I went to Miami this summer for the first time. I ordered coffee, and was so confused when they brought out a thimble sized coffee cup. It was like coffee flavored gasoline. 😂
@@BrandonMontejo305 Honestly, I’ve started craving it a lot, and I’ve tried to make it at home a few times. It’s not exact, but it tastes pretty close. I didn’t love it when I first tasted it, but now I want it pretty often. It’s weird how things like that happen.
I drank some once in a Miami restaurant.... On the way back to the vacation spot in key west, I wrote an entire screenplay! True story! Keep Smiling And Enjoy Your Journey! 😁✌️❤️🦋🙏
My grandson and I took a road trip together, and we were listening to Fluffy. It was the first time I heard him. My grandson is 17, and just graduated high school. We left Indianapolis at 9am on July 9th, and drove straight through to Vero Beach, Florida. We listened to a lot of comedy, music, he plays drums, I play guitar, we talked music. It was one fantastic time. So when I listen to Fluffy, it makes me think of our trip together.
😂As a Cuban immigrant I’m so proud reading the comments. I enjoy a lot because I never imagine that this tiny cup of coffe shock the world. Haha, thanks everyone!!!
I grew up in Miami, I have been to 8th street. Best Cuban food around. When you said u drank a bowl of Cuban coffee I liked to fell off the couch. Ur lucky to have not ended up in the hospital. I so enjoyed this video. Thank u
I watched a lady make this in Miami, when I lived there. You take a frying pan with 1/4 inch of water at a boil, and you add grounds, slowly while stirring, until you have a thick black paste like barely melted chocolate, then you put a teaspoon of that in the tiny cup and add boiling water to fill. Yes you are drinking the grounds, although some sinks. It kept me up two nights.
I did the EXACT same thing. 😆 Also learned on that day that a strong Cuban coffee/espresso is not only liquid crack, but a strong laxative. I was dumb enough to buy a large espresso from a Cuban coffee shop in around Panama City, FL and think it was anything like the little local coffeeshops I’d experienced at home. The taste told me just how strong it was, but I didn’t expect it to also give my bowels the same “gusto”. 8 hour trip home from FL. God knows how many stops I had to make.
"That is the only way Cubans can make that swim!" I bet you'll think twice before ordering an "ande" again, won't you, Fluffy? ROTFLMAO! This joke kills me every time, especially when he does the pissed off waiter, who sounds an awful lot like Ricky Ricardo!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am from waaaaay north west .. like tip of Alaska... Like you can see Russia's mountains and i loved swimming off key west... I wouldn't even try it with 5 Cuban coffee bowls!😁
One time, I ordered an iced Cuban coffee for the first time, listed on a local cafe’s menu as “El Cubano”. The barista accidentally made it hot. He felt bad so he let me keep it for free and made a fresh iced one. While I was waiting for the iced coffee, I started to work on the hot one so I wouldn’t have to carry two cups. Of course, knowing myself, I chugged down what had to be the boldest coffee I’ve ever had. Keep in mind, I have never tried it before. I pour the rest of the hot coffee into the iced drink and start to walk home from school one Friday. Unfortunately, it was also 98 degrees that day, so I chugged the iced coffee down. What happened next was the worst caffeine rush I’ve ever experienced. No pre-workout made by man can top how wired I was for two fucking days non-stop. Luckily, it was spring break the following week so I spend a day and a half sleeping it off
