My Mum Says The Most OUTRAGEOUS Things... | Lubricant 

When you announce "I'm gonna do a joke you're not gonna like.." right after a bunny murder joke, you know it's time to buckle up.

“Suicide walrus” 😂😂😂

Oh my days, that bit about the rabbit...we came back from holiday once to find "Pasta", our beautiful little lop ear, flopping about all over his cage. We thought he'd had a stroke. So, Mum and Dad said, "I'm sorry, love, but we have to put him down." I was distraught. Crying my eyes out on the way to the vets. I didn't want to see him go so I waited in the car. 30 minutes later, Mum is walking out with this crate...turns out, he just had an ear infection so he'd lost his sense of balance. Nothing a few ear drops for a week couldn't fix. I was elated. We drove home and my Dad was out the front, looking very sombre, then very, very confused as he saw me bounce out the car looking so happy. He must have thought I was a psychopath. Turns out, whilst we'd been at the vets, he had DUG a GRAVE for Pasta and was preparing to do a little funeral for him! We had a good laugh about that. We then nicknamed him Lazarus. Dad never bothered filling in the hole, so we tucked him in there after another 4 happy rabbit years. Bless him. It was sad when he went, but I also couldn't stop a giggle, remembering the situation we had 4 years before. RIP Pasta (aka the Lazarus legend).

“I blame Gwenyth Paltrow” is my new mantra.

My mom. “Don’t use the escalator. A boy got stuck and dismembered on one of those. It ripped his leg off”.

This guy is hilarious can’t not watch him at least once a day.

I'm a Kiwi and Russell is dead right about Jacinda Ardern, she mothered New Zealand through COVID and we had a record low number of deaths. it was illegal to leave your house for anything other than essentials and exercise. And if your business was in trouble because of lockdown, you just went online, filled in a short form and the government put thousands of dollars into your bank account the next day, a gift not a loan. My wife is self employed and she did it twice. AND our taxes are about the same as the USA. THAT'S what a shot of Socialism looks like, Americans should try it one day!

My 20yr old daughter said she'll never be able to look at olives the same way again 😅

He always makes me laugh out loud. Thanks Russell.😂😂😂

Political satirist, celebrity shamer and activist all in one, what a legend!

I just love him so much. I wish I could see him in person.

I was not expecting to hear about a rabbit being bludgeoned to death right before "Two reasons: his best mate is a monkey, and he's got a theme park in the back garden!"

I can’t stop laughing, with headphones on. My family thinks I’m nuts

When he said "taste buds evolve" I swear I though yeah that's true, I didn't like olives when I was wee 😂😂😂

Mom's, stop giving the kids ideas lmao 🤣

"initially you're licking timidly, like a deer by a river" 😂

Trust me, we get over 30 degrees in the UK and we literally go stark raving mad. I love it!!

Best upload in months. Funny guy. Thanks for sharing some of your material Russell 👍🏽

"It's broke..." HAHAHAHA

And here is my 1-year old, happily munching on olives since the first time she got them 😂.

Okay, but like, 3 hours ago I did have to tell my kid to take a pencil out of his nose.

u are funny as f*ck, even on shit days, u can cheer people up with your humor

As always just great, Loved your show in Ottawa, still love seeing your stuff on internet. Thanks for all to do and talk about in such a great way

I really hope that Russell will come visit and do a gig in Sunderland, NE England, he's literally one of the very few people who can make me cry with laughter and laugh so much my cheeks and stomach muscles ache. He's just the best in the biz. xxx ❤🤗❤

Saw him recently in Aberdeen and his material is still as fresh. One of the best 👍🏻

I enjoyed every moment of that. Well done, sir.

RH is always a good time. And those surprises!!!! 🇨🇦

That wouldn't have been my house growing up. My mom cared, but she believed in learning by doing. My dad was big on forbidding things. He forbade me from listening to KISS (yes, I'm that old) because "they are Satanic music" even though he didn't believe in God.

To be fair it is pretty damn hot here in Florida and our people do have to be warned not to shoot at hurricanes....... Maybe warning the women here not to do the ice+V thing would be a good idea

The man IS a treasure

Russell is nuts.... (My sides hurt)...lol.

I dunno about that "acquired taste" thing. I must have acquired the taste in record time, because I don't remember not liking it.

I've not seen this before, much appreciated and thoroughly enjoyed! 🍻

You're so funny I laugh hard every time I watch you! Please come PHX AZ USA

Probably the best thing to come out of Bath City

Literally crying with laughter! Thank you Russell xx

"I hope its peachy" 😂😂😂 I'm done 😅😅

My mother use to say "You are so cute, I am going to cut you up and sell you for kindling wood." Honestly to this day I suspected she was a serial killer.

I keep on thinking of your mum and dad staying over! That was so funny and I still laugh now from when I heard it in Liverpool!

" I'm gonna a tell a joke that you're not gonna a like ", "The exit is to the left... and you may feel some descending " 😂😂😂

I’m so grateful to still have my Mum and Dad absolutely blessed but I dread the day there no longer here 😢

Brought me yo tears this time. Well done Russell.

Can’t stop watching so funny so clever oh my Lord amazing talent

I’m hoping he new show comes to Netflix soon

As I gynecologist, I approve your vagina PSA. 😂❤

Clever, hilarious... and hot!

3:24 my mum would have said the same thing word for word

As a german, after 16 years of Angela Merkel, i cannot stress enough the "female leaders excell" theory is disputable.

He's very polite about Jacinda!

Russel, you are brilliant. Intelligent comedy. It’s great.

He's one of the reasons I rewatch Mock The Week...

Love your content 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤

Great stuff Mr. Howard. Was feeling kinda' low this morning. Now my cheeks hurt.

AMAZING mate 😂 keep going! Love lol xx

I love Russell! And I want more grapes!!

I completely lost it at: game of suicide walrus

I would love it if you came to Edmonton Canada because you would have a packed place

Brilliant!!! 🤣👊

I dunno what 💩 olives you've been fed as a child, I've always liked them! 👏😂

Russell always makes me laugh 😂

Lava lamp 🪔😅😅 I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Drinking a glass of juice while listening to Russell is a mistake.

You are hilarious, Russell.

everything gets old after enough time. perfectly natural

What made that funnier was the ad below it for Hello Fresh 😂

"Don't listen to your dad"

Bahahahahahahahaha brilliant as per usual.

Bravo Russ.

His promo picture is great

I fucking love you russ

The dad's may have allowed it if it was their son, but Dad's are often very protective over their daughters. Vice-versa for the mothers and their son.

Not sure how much of this has been you, and how much was your branders, but it was worth a laugh.

went to one of your shows in manchester and never laughed more even if it was sweating hot in the venue

We were just about to play Suicide Walrus 😂

In your gob before Billy Jean🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Russell Howard is as funny as a dose of the clap.

This was a while back But its definitely some of his best work !

Brilliant

LV Russell 😂😂😂😂

you are fabulous

That is a tough crowd Russell

haha.... Russell Howard's sooo funny :)

How it is oossible I never seen this chad before?

It's bracing! I almost pissed myself

Too good😂🤣

This is hilarious!!!

I've smelt naturally peachy ones. Just a hint of peach, it's lovely.

Class

A laugh a day, keeps the sucide walrus away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are not right! 😁 HA-larious!

This guy is hilarious. First he makes a very good stand for the woman......and then goes down the rabbit hole (pun intended) with a "licky wooo" joke hahahahahaha, I thought I sharted myself. The Lava lamp made it even worse. Man this guy is witty, this is how comedy must be, geez would be a laugh to have him in a nice big pub, having a hauf and a pint and this guy making you chuckle for an hour after the show

The one that gets me is 31 degree is a hot summer 😂. That's tap water temperature where I live. We considered that cool

lol 31 degrees! thats a mild aussie summers day

Bonkers 🤣🤣

You missed a trickthere russ- you should have carried on "just one cornetto, give it to me"

Saying 31 degrees is hot is hilarious considering here in the Australian suburbs "hot" is about 40-45 degrees 😂

Peach would be nice

Awes🤣meness...

Heat wave 31 degrees 😂

Thank Grud for Russels comedy. Treasure.