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My Name Is Five Spice! | Michael McIntyre 

Michael McIntyre
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The poor forgotten herbs and spices left in the cupboard. From Hello Wembley.
Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
Twitter: @McInTweet
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@jameshampton8730
@jameshampton8730 5 лет назад
I'll never be able to look at my abandoned spice pots in the cupboard the same again. Poor fellows! I actually feel sorry for them hahaha
@annemariedoran4883
@annemariedoran4883 4 года назад
Lol me too.
@ksportz66
@ksportz66 4 года назад
James Hampton - I showed my Swiss girlfriend this (her English is improving). She loved it.. we both went to out spice cupboard and turned them all to fave outwards.
@fives2155
@fives2155 4 года назад
Lol me too
@barry1369
@barry1369 5 лет назад
Paprika: I fell out once. 😂😂
@PWeb89
@PWeb89 3 года назад
I’ve still got the plastic on my head, why did they buy me?
@anastacio1989ify
@anastacio1989ify 3 года назад
😂🤣🤣🤣😂
@lilymcdonald2415
@lilymcdonald2415 3 года назад
Ik I laughed so hard when he said that 😂
@kieramoore6501
@kieramoore6501 4 года назад
I wonder how many people, having watched this sketch, go to their cupboards just to make sure all their spices are, at least, facing forward
@vampitupmanchesterchrissie1293
@vampitupmanchesterchrissie1293 4 года назад
Kiera Moore 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@niennasaralonde7471
@niennasaralonde7471 3 года назад
My husband wanted to buy a new shelf yesterday... One where spices can "at least see something" 😉😁
@madeleinelambourne529
@madeleinelambourne529 3 года назад
lol!!!! not me but may be temped! mine are in a drawer in a cupdorads.
@icoughran7068
@icoughran7068 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@Junimo_x
@Junimo_x 3 года назад
Urrrmmmm... That may be me? 😅
@UnkleRiceYo
@UnkleRiceYo 5 лет назад
Lost it at “I fell out once” 😂😂😂
@Alina.s.sakhalina
@Alina.s.sakhalina 3 года назад
Me too! This one line certainly does the trick!
@tasmapittock5680
@tasmapittock5680 5 лет назад
”My name is five spiiiice” 😂
@billyhndrsn4542
@billyhndrsn4542 4 года назад
When he did that, I immediately thought he was imitating Alan "Five Spice" Carr .
@alenababyyx11
@alenababyyx11 4 года назад
He turns the most ordinary, everyday things into something so hilarious. I can't stop laughing ahahaha
@ostrichlicker6171
@ostrichlicker6171 4 года назад
Just watched a man have a conversation with himself acting as different spices lovely
@mama--rua
@mama--rua 2 года назад
I 👍 then I saw you call your self ostrich licker so I took it back.
@pizzaovenpizza
@pizzaovenpizza 5 лет назад
Only Michael McIntyre can make people laugh about spices.
@fives2155
@fives2155 4 года назад
Yes I agree
@ksportz66
@ksportz66 4 года назад
NZT - And traffic Jams
@AnnaPxx
@AnnaPxx 4 года назад
And his impression of spice jars is a thing of beauty 😂
@Ellie-iu3sg
@Ellie-iu3sg 3 года назад
He's amazing
@FutureLeonardo
@FutureLeonardo 2 года назад
Truth
@faniagisilaouagisilaou2941
@faniagisilaouagisilaou2941 5 лет назад
That will make a great short animated film
@billyhndrsn4542
@billyhndrsn4542 4 года назад
Yes, and Alan Carr can do the voiceover for Five Spice.
@Junimo_x
@Junimo_x 3 года назад
@@billyhndrsn4542 omg yess! That would be so good
@alexandercummins
@alexandercummins 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-whyViPqhsMU.html
@sophielove7896
@sophielove7896 4 года назад
This dude is a pure genius. He can make comedy out of any anything!
@golagaz
@golagaz 3 года назад
McIntyre is such a gem, he can take any topic, make it live and funny without vulgarity and almost no cursing.
@womanwoman4680
@womanwoman4680 2 года назад
Very true. I love his delivery.
@FutureLeonardo
@FutureLeonardo 2 года назад
His uncommon swearing makes it funnier.
@cuzuvmcvoy
@cuzuvmcvoy 2 года назад
Now that, is Wit and Genius Funny. Non of the Insulting Racial slurs and Toiliet Humor.
@floatingsara
@floatingsara 4 года назад
I'm looking at this sketch with my mouth open, like a little girl, and it really seems to me that Michael's greatest talent is to have kept a vivid, almost childish imagination. Only a child could imagine a conversation among the spice jars jealous of the popularity of salt and pepper.
@waywardgoddess1153
@waywardgoddess1153 4 года назад
"I still have the plastic thingy on my head, why TF did they buy me??" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dying
@vampitupmanchesterchrissie1293
@vampitupmanchesterchrissie1293 4 года назад
Wayward Goddess That one is ‘Bad-ass Spice’.
@abornbuyer
@abornbuyer 10 месяцев назад
Michael McIntyre is probably one of the few comedians who can take the topic of spices and make it hilarious!
@catherinezanbaka5239
@catherinezanbaka5239 11 месяцев назад
Michael McIntyre you are the one and only who make everybody laugh over the most ordinary everyday things....you are precious !! God Bless !!
@benthomas2232
@benthomas2232 2 года назад
2:21 Absolutely hilarious delivery, "Have you ever been out of this cupboard?" "No".
@zepoubelle
@zepoubelle 5 лет назад
The British invaded half the world for spice and decided not to use them.
@Darkiie
@Darkiie 5 лет назад
They must have been smoking *spice* or something.
@silverspoonaj6483
@silverspoonaj6483 5 лет назад
100th like!! 💯😝😝😝😁😁
@djxjxixsmjxjskjzxn1853
@djxjxixsmjxjskjzxn1853 4 года назад
Yep... we sold them on: it's called commerce
@ebonyloveivory
@ebonyloveivory 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@julia9557
@julia9557 4 года назад
Laure Rodolph you mean *conquered half the world 😎
@Alina.s.sakhalina
@Alina.s.sakhalina 3 года назад
This man made me laugh out loud at herbs and spices! This is the definition of a genius 👏🏻
@hip2thabone_da_sticky1
@hip2thabone_da_sticky1 5 лет назад
"Look at them the bastards!"😂🤣
@biomonika1
@biomonika1 4 года назад
Living in a multicultural environment I use quite a variety of spices but ever since I watched this, I make sure "noone" gets forgotten in the back of the cupboard 😂
@pavtyler8405
@pavtyler8405 5 лет назад
I pray... For it to be goulash day. But it is never... Goulash day.
@djxjxixsmjxjskjzxn1853
@djxjxixsmjxjskjzxn1853 4 года назад
It was grey, cloudy and drizzly Tuesday: it was a ghoulish day.
@cheyennebrennan966
@cheyennebrennan966 4 года назад
This, and his dentist material, is some of the best comedy I've ever seen.
@desiertoscacti5388
@desiertoscacti5388 3 года назад
Michael is my favorite stand up comedian of all times! I just think he is a genius!
@bosswe808
@bosswe808 Год назад
Concurrrr 200%
@randomyoutubeperson6954
@randomyoutubeperson6954 Год назад
He is! I'm seeing him in Australia this year and I'm SO excited! 😃
@rachelculloden80
@rachelculloden80 3 года назад
The KING of comedy
@keeraclarke1886
@keeraclarke1886 5 лет назад
Why does five spice sound like when you had an operation and you put your hospital gown on backwards 😂 love it tho
@vuyintaka2648
@vuyintaka2648 5 лет назад
Five spice should have a movie where he's voice acted by Ken Jeong 😂
@llddau
@llddau 4 года назад
Helping mum move house last year...found a jar of dill that had moved through a few other houses with her too. Best before was 1984!
@dalefrazer1559
@dalefrazer1559 4 года назад
You should tell her to use it quick then before it goes out of date
@lisab9541
@lisab9541 2 года назад
@@dalefrazer1559 😂
@RG-ja34sep
@RG-ja34sep 4 года назад
Genius comedian! Who would ever think of making jokes about a variety of spices, and end up entertaining and making people laugh.
@ItsMe-no4se
@ItsMe-no4se 5 лет назад
I use paprika so often, and I'm now questioning my my nationality
@SnowTails
@SnowTails 4 года назад
I'm the same! haha
@TheRogueDM
@TheRogueDM 4 года назад
Same here. I don't use salt and pepper for anything, but paprika... sweet potatoes, poached eggs, chicken... not gulash though. It is not gulash day.
@beansart5724
@beansart5724 4 года назад
In my house we seem to have goulash day every 2 weeks
@kitty62862
@kitty62862 3 года назад
Your the Yin, to my Yang. I hate paprika.
@jane-cn6nd
@jane-cn6nd 3 года назад
@@kitty62862 smoked paprika is delicious on baked chicken and a must for roasted vegetables 😋
@lyndakarpen4127
@lyndakarpen4127 4 года назад
I have watched this at least 10 times and still laughed my socks off. The best ever xxxxxx
@StakeandChipsGamblingChannel
@StakeandChipsGamblingChannel 4 года назад
*This is one of my favourite sketches you’ve done* Absolutely hilarious 🌶 🧂 🐠 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍
@lukey8511
@lukey8511 2 года назад
“Look at them the bastards!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ziadadwan
@ziadadwan 5 лет назад
You’re so bloody funny brother! One of my all time best comedians! Seeing you first on BGT, didn’t realize how good you are at comedy. Now I can’t get enough of your stand ups.
@ME-fi1nj
@ME-fi1nj 5 лет назад
Ziad Adwan why did I check if you were actually his brother?
@2ears1mouth786
@2ears1mouth786 5 лет назад
M E I dunno fam
@gosiamalaczek
@gosiamalaczek 5 лет назад
"I fell out onze" 🌶 Brilliant!
@valerie4912
@valerie4912 5 лет назад
This could be a children’s book 🤣
@mariamassey5468
@mariamassey5468 4 года назад
GREAT COMEDIAN...ORIGINAL & INTELLIGENT WITH UNBEATABLE EXECUTION
@Nina5144
@Nina5144 3 года назад
This sketch is hilarious and he is so funny. My stomach hurt so much from laughing.
@randysgurl7469
@randysgurl7469 Год назад
5 Spice needs his own comedy special!!!! Or a sitcom!!!! Hilarious😂
@debbiepalmer1094
@debbiepalmer1094 Год назад
Yes!
@sharpy39
@sharpy39 2 года назад
My girlfriend and I can't say Five Spice normally any more. We use it quite often and always reference as "five spiiiice". Thanks, Michael...
@kauffrau6764
@kauffrau6764 2 года назад
This guy is seriously smart and funny - excellent - hilarious!!! Just discovered him... now it's Binge-Watching!!!
@cadetgriffiths
@cadetgriffiths 2 года назад
Watched this in my English class today, to know how you can do the point of view of different objects and it was sooo funny, everyone was laughing
@tracytyler1566
@tracytyler1566 4 года назад
“I can’t even see them from here! What do they Ike?” 😂😂😂
@alexdiaz4181
@alexdiaz4181 2 года назад
Hello Trcay are you doing today,merry Christmas
@_Pixiara_
@_Pixiara_ 5 лет назад
*looks at tin of John West Tuna in the cupboard* "Hi there!"
@Throku
@Throku 4 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CVS1UfCfxlU.html Edit: Gah...my bad...oh well...close enough ^^
@tatzybatzy1286
@tatzybatzy1286 2 года назад
This is one of my favourite skits ever! 🤣
@bonnienash8585
@bonnienash8585 5 лет назад
My husband on the other hand decides to try every spice and herb on every meal he makes sometimes it works and the food tastes amazing sometimes the cat won't even consider eating it!. My favourite is rosemary thyme and garlic although I do like paprika and chilli and lemongrass cumin and turmeric depending on what we are having. I'm so glad England is so multicultural we can learn so much for other countries and cultures when it comes to food music dance medicine etc they really bring alot to the community. I love knowing people from all over the world and experiencing some of their homeland.
@ajc94
@ajc94 5 лет назад
This is such a nice comment!! ❤️❤️
@mohammedhussain6749
@mohammedhussain6749 4 года назад
So you like Italian and french cuisine. Presumably
@djxjxixsmjxjskjzxn1853
@djxjxixsmjxjskjzxn1853 4 года назад
@@mohammedhussain6749 Italians hate French cuisine.
@oisinfinnoshea7646
@oisinfinnoshea7646 4 года назад
Ugh
@gemmadidit4118
@gemmadidit4118 4 года назад
Bless you and the food you eat. Your attitude could save the world!
@mikelui88
@mikelui88 5 лет назад
*They still have the plastic on my head why the heck did they buy me*
@JamesNewham
@JamesNewham 3 года назад
Heck is not what he used, I think
@etherealechoes9907
@etherealechoes9907 2 года назад
I lost it at '7 year's I've been like this' haha 😂
@liiporta7964
@liiporta7964 5 лет назад
This man is so funny and creative🤣 👍👏
@Nebarus
@Nebarus Год назад
After having stopped laughing, I went directly to the spice rack and hugged paprika...
@houndandhandbag
@houndandhandbag 4 года назад
This was brilliant! The Five Spice killed me ( and I don't like it either!) Poor Paprika. He'll never see the light of day! Unless they have potato salad.
@rprattify
@rprattify 3 года назад
One of my favourite bits by him
@a1994-x2s
@a1994-x2s 5 лет назад
Saw Michael McIntyre last night in Christchurch nz soo funny he was amazing
@demetracotoulas4421
@demetracotoulas4421 4 года назад
I am no one spice! I am five spice!!!!!!!
@gem2148
@gem2148 5 лет назад
If you were an Indian or Arab things would be different in the cupboard! 😂😂
@thinesajayy
@thinesajayy 5 лет назад
Or Sri Lankan....
@gem2148
@gem2148 5 лет назад
@Alexandre Reis Yup, an explosive taste
@ulrikewessollek9353
@ulrikewessollek9353 5 лет назад
geminilicious Best comment comeback EVER
@YRoshani
@YRoshani 4 года назад
Indeed..its actually the other way around in my pantry with western world herbs
@mbirbaamuasi
@mbirbaamuasi 4 года назад
Or West African
@randomyoutubeperson6954
@randomyoutubeperson6954 Год назад
I am just BEYOND excited to see him in Australia this year!😃 🎉
@goodputin4324
@goodputin4324 3 месяца назад
How was it?
@mooey87
@mooey87 2 года назад
This will never get old
@brecruz4832
@brecruz4832 3 года назад
Five spice 😄😂 awesome!!
@alexdiaz4181
@alexdiaz4181 2 года назад
Hello
@LIK64
@LIK64 2 года назад
I now make sure all my spices are facing forward😂
@borleyboo5613
@borleyboo5613 5 лет назад
So funny, and oh so relatable. I have many spices in my cupboard which I never use.......poor things. 😢🤣
@anassohail938
@anassohail938 4 года назад
Never knew that I’d be laughing crazy over spices... great one Micheal
@triptisharma5121
@triptisharma5121 4 года назад
Being an Indian, I find it a bit unrelatable but still it's funny 😂😂😂
@keshaartis8365
@keshaartis8365 4 года назад
Not Indian, otherwise, SAME! 🤣
@Jaymac720
@Jaymac720 3 года назад
Everyone's mom just has a can of tuna in the back of the pantry that no one will ever touch. No one knows how it got there. No one will ever eat it. It just exists
@sophsdtr
@sophsdtr 6 месяцев назад
Omg! I'm going to buy a jar of Five Spice just to laugh every time I see it and remember Michael's bit. Too funny.
@JCHK.
@JCHK. 4 года назад
I love Chinese 5 spice, it’s amazing on fried mushrooms and omelets. Paprika is great in mashed potatoes, it gives them a little kick.
@lisab9541
@lisab9541 2 года назад
I do use a lot of paprika compared to most of the others.
@deefee701
@deefee701 3 года назад
I must go comfort my spice jars...
@CrystalRose1811
@CrystalRose1811 4 года назад
This is my cupboard!! I bought a load of herbs and spices for when I was on slimming world three years and some of them have never been opened! I'm so ashamed!! lmao
@MapleMeHoney
@MapleMeHoney 5 лет назад
i live in a different country to him and I still find everything he said relatable!!! yes to the john west tuna lol!!!
@emmalovesdisney6335
@emmalovesdisney6335 2 года назад
Hillarious . Love him ..
@jesspoet
@jesspoet 2 года назад
Making duck in the oven….know what it called for? Five Spice!! 😂 never bought it before, remembered your skit and played it for my son. “I am Five spice” is so funny ! I love all Michael’s stuff! He cracks me up every time😂😂😂
@madeleinelambourne529
@madeleinelambourne529 3 года назад
LOVE how the tuna comes in!🤣😂🤩🤯
@eriklindqvist9923
@eriklindqvist9923 3 года назад
This is the best. 😁 Gets referenced a lot at home. 😂
@susanjohnson9795
@susanjohnson9795 3 года назад
He is so funny.
@janey6921
@janey6921 4 года назад
I’m British and actually love using herbs and spices but this is hilarious 😂
@Shorty-uh9ks
@Shorty-uh9ks Год назад
Actually love him. Pure genius.
@rachelmorris9272
@rachelmorris9272 2 года назад
Never. Gets. Old. ❤
@whiteheadifyify
@whiteheadifyify 4 года назад
Have you ever been out of this cupboard??? No 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was dying
@zsuzsannasalda
@zsuzsannasalda 3 года назад
Unless you are Hungarian , then paprika is the star of all spices , he can sit quite smugly on the table with salt and pepper having the time of his life
@alexdiaz4181
@alexdiaz4181 2 года назад
Hello Zsuzsanna how are you doing today merry Christmas
@johannaaoifeelliston8545
@johannaaoifeelliston8545 4 года назад
I would love for someone to animate this on TikTok😍🤣....if not, I might draw it out. 😆😊
@laughforlife3539
@laughforlife3539 4 года назад
There's two animations on youtube
@alexandercummins
@alexandercummins 3 года назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-whyViPqhsMU.html
@houndandhandbag
@houndandhandbag 3 года назад
@@alexandercummins Thank you . This was absolutely hilarious!
@lolamoewestside49
@lolamoewestside49 3 года назад
Now when I open my cupboard I look at all my spices and feel sorry😂😂😂
@joyceesays9919
@joyceesays9919 5 лет назад
Now I'm actually rethinking my spice stock hahahhaha. Naaaah they've all been used often!
@dropbearkellyevehammond4446
Who knew condiments could be hilarious 🤣
@telenikros
@telenikros 3 года назад
i remember watching this when first on the TV with my mum and just couldn't stop looking at her cause she had a spice cupboard which she never used, she would buy bolognese and never had anything to it, we laughed so much as how true it was
@keithrobinson7201
@keithrobinson7201 2 года назад
There are hundreds of comedians and some are top notch we enjoy them all.......but there is only one Mcntyre.
@susannamiranda24601
@susannamiranda24601 5 лет назад
John West,Tuna!
@lukesmith5018
@lukesmith5018 3 года назад
I was once at a pub quiz where one of the answers was Chinese 5 Spice. I immediately started quoting the 5 Spice part of this sketch to my friend. He was staring at me, and I couldn't work out why. When I finished I turned round and realised 2 Chinese people were sat right next to us and heard the entire thing 🤦‍♂️
@shirellewendymarch5434
@shirellewendymarch5434 11 месяцев назад
5 spice is lovely in a Stir Fry 😅 it is! ❤❤❤❤❤ Love Michael
@Mayhem7608
@Mayhem7608 3 года назад
Brilliant!
@LuxuriousGlamourStudio
@LuxuriousGlamourStudio 4 года назад
LMAO Michael you are so good! I’ve watched this a few months back & here I am again lol 😂👌🏾
@jennifergiesa4600
@jennifergiesa4600 4 года назад
This is hilarious 😂😂😂 love it
@StefanTravis
@StefanTravis 5 лет назад
What about garlic? Does it's breath smell so bad none of the others speak to it?
@ME-fi1nj
@ME-fi1nj 5 лет назад
Stefan Travis oh don't u bring back traumatic memories of a garlic addict
@StefanTravis
@StefanTravis 5 лет назад
@daAnder71 You're pedantry is as welcome as it is useful.
@ruthrichardson9717
@ruthrichardson9717 5 лет назад
No one talks to it, but it keeps the vampires away, so one day a year they grant it some conversation as thanks. I thought way too hard about that xD
@Belisarius536
@Belisarius536 4 года назад
Garlic is used as a spice but is a vegetable mate.
@seal1237
@seal1237 4 года назад
I always use these herbs and spices. So my herbs and spices aren't feeling left out haha
@drs401960
@drs401960 4 года назад
for you non-Brits, John West Tuna is like BumbleBee Tuna for us, or maybe Starkist with Charlie the Tuna!
@kamrulhassan329
@kamrulhassan329 4 года назад
I better check my cupboard and see what spice are out of date. They must be cursing me since we had the lock down and I did not implement social distancing in the cupboard.
@lisab9541
@lisab9541 2 года назад
🤣
@tracygaylor9505
@tracygaylor9505 4 года назад
love this the imitation of the spices is very creative
@charliegilbertledbrook1196
@charliegilbertledbrook1196 4 года назад
Love 5 spice
@hiephale2027
@hiephale2027 4 года назад
Brilliant.
@cynthiae-r9523
@cynthiae-r9523 Год назад
His Hungarian accent is spot-on, when playing Paprika.
@kimsteel366
@kimsteel366 4 года назад
In a Black home, the 5 spice would actually be right next to the salt and pepper... And seasoned salt??? That mug would have pride of place! 😂😂✊✊ It certainly is at my house...
@nvdirtfreakful
@nvdirtfreakful 5 лет назад
And the ad before this vid was McCormick!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@djxjxixsmjxjskjzxn1853
@djxjxixsmjxjskjzxn1853 4 года назад
and...?
@BRO77TX
@BRO77TX 4 года назад
Michael McIntyre=the British Jim Gaffigan
@gardenjoy5223
@gardenjoy5223 Год назад
Just watched Jim Gaffigan for the first time in my life. But he's not half as up-beat and child-like fun and doing the voices like Michael McIntyre. He just stands there, basically whining. Can't hold a candle to Michael. (And I'm not biased, for I'm from neither of their home countries.)
@HopelessSinner
@HopelessSinner 4 года назад
He is just SO funny! 😂😂
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