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Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Shopping | Michael McIntyre 

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The very best of Michael's jokes about shopping.
#MichaelMcIntyre #Shopping #Comedy
Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
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@teresatv9209
@teresatv9209 4 года назад
Took my dad to see him when he was in Australia not long before he died. He laughed so much that night. Thank you Michael, you made him laugh and continue to make me laugh with these videos.
@jamied931
@jamied931 4 года назад
For a second I thought you meant Michael died and I got upset but now Im less upset but also sorry
@trapezoidbeauty
@trapezoidbeauty 4 года назад
♡♡♡
@user-ez4ny5kd7x
@user-ez4ny5kd7x 4 года назад
😂
@pspicer777
@pspicer777 4 года назад
Teresa Tv TT, condolances to you and your family. May you find comfort in your memories of him.
@stirlinghamilton7483
@stirlinghamilton7483 4 года назад
@@user-ez4ny5kd7x why TF you laughing??? her dad died. That, is not funny, imagine if it was our dad.....
@davedundee2350
@davedundee2350 4 года назад
The way he presents the jokes using his whole body is just golden. His jokes are such relatable everyday things and problems as well. Hope i get to see him live one day!
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 4 года назад
*as well
@davedundee2350
@davedundee2350 4 года назад
alvallac21 Congrats dude, I hope you feel fulfilled.
@runwader
@runwader 4 года назад
His delivery is spectacular
@Naza_44
@Naza_44 4 года назад
He takes your usual day to day activities and makes it funny as hell!
@ixlnxs
@ixlnxs 4 года назад
Yes! He knows how to make the most mundane activities seem bizarre and exhausting. Love him.
@Overwijn01
@Overwijn01 4 года назад
Does anyone ever think about the guy who’s doing the theater spot light? Michael doesn’t stand still for one second... 🙈😅
@hammadnowshed6557
@hammadnowshed6557 4 года назад
Essie1978 True, how about the cameramen as well?
@Overwijn01
@Overwijn01 4 года назад
Hammad Nowshed hahaha, yes, that too! 😅
@jessh6662
@jessh6662 4 года назад
Essie1978 It makes me happy how many people have watched this video today and how many people have seen this comment lmao
@patrickwilliams6464
@patrickwilliams6464 4 года назад
He is wearing a transmitter so the spotlight is tracking his movements. Not a new technology.
@TheDanc1nghawk
@TheDanc1nghawk 4 года назад
It's two people. one in front and one on top.
@davidneraas750
@davidneraas750 4 года назад
Michael McIntyre is in my opinion the best physical comedian the world has ever seen.😊
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 4 года назад
David Neraas the comic messiah - Ministry of Silly Walks. NEXT.
@minstrelofMir
@minstrelofMir 4 года назад
one of the best these days,,my favorite at the moment :-)
@Alec30
@Alec30 4 года назад
You ever heard of Lee Evans?
@Jane-dd2zu
@Jane-dd2zu 4 года назад
David Neraas in mine to
@Jane-dd2zu
@Jane-dd2zu 4 года назад
too*
@evatarida
@evatarida 4 года назад
Hahaha “the toe is in the toe section” hahahhaha
@davedundee2350
@davedundee2350 4 года назад
”Which is ideal. If they were back here i wouldn’t be buying them” 😂
@evatarida
@evatarida 4 года назад
David Westlund the sides are filled with the sides of my feet! 🤣
@jordanjones7172
@jordanjones7172 4 года назад
Everything I wanted happened
@crayolasun
@crayolasun 3 года назад
The sad part is, that area of a shoe is called the toebox.
@RealSteel259
@RealSteel259 4 года назад
This man represents everyday life in the most accurate, realistic and funny way of anyone I've ever met, seen or heard of.
@catherinekershaw
@catherinekershaw Год назад
I must admit that my cheek bones ache through laughing more than I have been recently. It's like I've rediscover to laugh again.
@Jedi_Spartan_38
@Jedi_Spartan_38 4 года назад
"It's the Waitrose Posh Push!"
@abdulrob9456
@abdulrob9456 4 года назад
Jedi Spartan 38 “FhaAaK Ooff!” 😂😂😂
@LynneR6
@LynneR6 3 года назад
I looked at this sketch on RU-vid - it appears they censored this (he says ‘off you go.’ Not nearly as funny 🙄
@carilee49
@carilee49 4 года назад
He should get an award for Best Comedian of The World!
@mariacarter6954
@mariacarter6954 4 года назад
Shall never try shoes on again without bursting out laughing 😆😂😂😂😂😂 love love LOVE this genius 💓💋
@sabahranks
@sabahranks 4 года назад
He’s bloody amazing thanks for the laugh I needed this after I’ve been crying all day
@joeeeee256
@joeeeee256 4 года назад
Hope you're feeling better! 😀
@DanishAhmed3
@DanishAhmed3 4 года назад
This is the best page ive ever subscribed to. Michael mcintyre is such a legendary comedian. Dont think i've ever NOT laughed on any of his videos
@slowdtunez2438
@slowdtunez2438 4 года назад
I feel bad for people who haven't seen this man
@OccyDaBoss
@OccyDaBoss 4 года назад
yes same
@wayne20uk
@wayne20uk 4 года назад
Not a nice thing to say about blind people, its not their faults..
@black__bread
@black__bread 4 года назад
@@wayne20uk Better than any joke this plamff has made
@rrosenlum
@rrosenlum 4 года назад
I just discovered him. He is hilarious!
@wayne20uk
@wayne20uk 4 года назад
@@rrosenlum was he hiding by the bins again?
@DragonLuver44
@DragonLuver44 4 года назад
Omg! My husband does the suit and I do the shoes!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ixlnxs
@ixlnxs 4 года назад
See? It's a sign. You were made for each other.
@eithne.g
@eithne.g 4 года назад
Michael has the best ‘I’m seeing if they fit walk’
@sophie3howl
@sophie3howl 4 года назад
The shoe shopping is so accurate my cheeks are hurting as I laugh uncontrollably 🤣🤣🤣
@Friendship1nmillion
@Friendship1nmillion 3 года назад
*NOT* accurate in My experience. Shoe store staff in Australia must be more trusting {of me}. 🤔🏬🥾🇦🇺
@xsophiegoodmanx3529
@xsophiegoodmanx3529 4 года назад
4:44 That spotlight needs a pay rise 😂💰
@mockingjenn6600
@mockingjenn6600 4 года назад
x Sophie Goodman x it's not operated manually, micheal is wearing a thing that whenever he goes the spotlight just follows him just like drones.
@lydialee3_
@lydialee3_ 4 года назад
can’t wait to see him live one day! greatest comedian there is, honestly!
@shaya9745
@shaya9745 4 года назад
"let me push them with my thumb for no reason at all" oh Micheal 😂😂😂
@showmikhossain205
@showmikhossain205 4 года назад
Comedic gold this man
@shantelle1440
@shantelle1440 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂 He has me in stitches. Argos catalogue joke too funny. Bit about boarding pass is so true 🤣🤣🤣
@moresopho7723
@moresopho7723 4 года назад
I have to like every single clip of this brilliant man. And I got the impression that he has the ability to turn everything he seen into a joke.
@DixysStorytimeWorld
@DixysStorytimeWorld Год назад
By far the best Standup Comedian ever!!!!
@hp6292
@hp6292 4 года назад
People disliking the video have no sense of humour
@lindsayboullin9664
@lindsayboullin9664 4 года назад
That is the most true thing I have heard all day
@Hasan...
@Hasan... 4 года назад
Just like the lady at the Duty Free shop at Airport
@rachelrooney6210
@rachelrooney6210 4 года назад
I think they probably don't understand the jokes but they're like "I'm never wrong he's not funny" 😂
@anaschulz8084
@anaschulz8084 4 года назад
Never get tired of your comedy Michael!
@LaurenHulton
@LaurenHulton 4 года назад
I'm definitely that Aldi shopper in the bush
@BodyTrust
@BodyTrust Год назад
COMIC GENIUS. No one can touch British humor!
@RG-ja34sep
@RG-ja34sep 3 года назад
He’s so right about “hoovering” yourself. Michael is the best!
@d41ma02
@d41ma02 Год назад
What is hoovering?
@vidsbyme2590
@vidsbyme2590 3 года назад
When Aldi's opened in my State they had to have an employee stand by the carts with quarters and explain how to get a cart and return it. Americans just could not figure out how to unhook the cart then when told they thought they wondered how long the quarter would last as if it was a parking meter. I laughed so much.
@shivsnorman
@shivsnorman 4 года назад
Michael is such a great mover he should be on Strictly Come Dancing!
@traingle_mess
@traingle_mess 4 года назад
I would love to see Michael on Strictly!
@Moving_Forward247
@Moving_Forward247 9 месяцев назад
He is really funny I mean I laughed out loud and man laughter is so good for the body!
@PaulaJoW
@PaulaJoW 4 года назад
He is hilarious! One of the few that I laugh out loud at.
@renae1866
@renae1866 4 года назад
Watching his videos is now a day activity as trying to laugh silently at 1am as to not wake the whole house is difficult
@R.Byleth
@R.Byleth 3 года назад
I never imagined someone impersonating a hoover could be so funny😂
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- Год назад
The mirrors to give you a different angle !! 😅 So true !!
@sxyngel
@sxyngel Год назад
omfg. this has got to be one of the funniest skits ever done...........
@radar3745
@radar3745 2 года назад
Him saying you will never recreate trying on shoes in a shop Also him literally recreating it on stage as he is saying no one will ever do it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@slsamg8223
@slsamg8223 Год назад
The hoover part is genius and so true
@Samuel-st7qk
@Samuel-st7qk 3 года назад
Forever the best comedian in my opinion!!
@iamjustjudy
@iamjustjudy 4 года назад
I love that British people call vacuums Hoovers! Michael is awesome- so very funny!
@colettevanderpark8420
@colettevanderpark8420 4 года назад
They also call highways motorway lol
@Elizabeth-nl5ui
@Elizabeth-nl5ui 4 года назад
We call them vacuums too.
@jaclynrichmond1049
@jaclynrichmond1049 4 года назад
I thought he was referring to the brand, didn't realize they call vacuums hoovers
@kathrynhobbs8874
@kathrynhobbs8874 3 месяца назад
@@colettevanderpark8420neither name has any logic to it; some of your highways must be on low lying ground, whilst motorway indicates you cannot use it without using a motor. For instance not whilst riding or driving a horse or pushbike. One person was recently arrested for using the motorway while riding on an electric scooter, but that was because he was foreign and on the wrong carriageway, and therefore going the wrong way on the hard shoulder. All the cars hurtling toward him should have been a clue but 🤨
@Xeroph-5
@Xeroph-5 3 года назад
"I'm not getting on it." I need to do this more
@vicswift2439
@vicswift2439 5 месяцев назад
3:59 TRAYS AND DIALS hahahaha Michael is so funny and a real credit to the comedy scene
@dropbearkellyevehammond4446
So bloody relatable and hilarious. I HATE ppl who don't put their trolleys back 🤬
@snowbeau4201
@snowbeau4201 4 года назад
I’ve gone into a continuous play of these videos one after the other and I can’t stop... I don’t want to stop, I’ll just stay forever... or until I’ve run out..
@patriciatownsend-zales2359
@patriciatownsend-zales2359 Год назад
That was a perfect way to end the video! Lol
@MystiqueHorizon
@MystiqueHorizon 4 года назад
"It's got TRAYS AND DIALS!!, I love trays and dials!" 😂😂😂
@vy5488
@vy5488 4 года назад
I am amazed at his capability on hitting those high notes!!!😂😂😂
@SteelTreeGone
@SteelTreeGone Год назад
Mickle makes me laugh always, he’s so funny, and what he talks about is so true, buying shoes was so funny, and it’s true what he was saying funny
@karynmarden6293
@karynmarden6293 4 года назад
Next time I push someone I'm gonna do the Waitrose posh push. 😂😂
@LaSnob711
@LaSnob711 3 месяца назад
I'm not getting on it 😂😂😂 Perfect! My thoughs exactly!
@lourie_01
@lourie_01 4 года назад
This is so true. We all do those weird poses like were on a runway inside the changing room.
@SeanieVoiceOver
@SeanieVoiceOver 4 года назад
I don't care what these woke cool kid comedians think of me, I don't mind openly saying that Michael is a master of observational comedy and a great performer and I like him very much, THERE!
@AysahSpades
@AysahSpades 4 года назад
Lol no one would disagree with you bruh
@sfoster4874
@sfoster4874 3 года назад
YES!!!!!!! Especially loved the bit about the Boarding Pass : ))))))))))))))))))))))))
@sandracastle42
@sandracastle42 4 года назад
He is so hilarious on stage. I wonder if he and his wife are as funny in their real life as he makes them sound on stage.
@janey6921
@janey6921 4 года назад
Del Boy Trotter does the suit thing 😂
@davidwussah4312
@davidwussah4312 2 года назад
Lol I hover myself every time😄😄😄
@arlenerogers8605
@arlenerogers8605 Год назад
Brilliant comedian. So talented as a stand-up and MC. Is there anything he can't do. .
@melisaboughey7515
@melisaboughey7515 4 года назад
Oh god... I’ve not watched him since my son had a phase in 2010.... I’ve watched this just and it was resonation city!! Hahahaha... esp the hoover & shopping gags! Very funny... must be great to laugh at yourself whilst getting paid to do so 😂
@barbaramccafferty783
@barbaramccafferty783 4 года назад
He is my number one for sure absolutely hilarious
@PH_1964
@PH_1964 11 месяцев назад
He's like a human animation if you know what I mean? 🤣🤣🤣
@susankeeley1733
@susankeeley1733 2 года назад
Absolutely brilliant.
@-elysiabrown3760
@-elysiabrown3760 4 года назад
*didn't think i was gonna be this early, but here i am*
@maxbufton7955
@maxbufton7955 4 года назад
Imagine signing up for the spotlight job, thinking you won’t have to doing anything and then having to spotlight Micheal
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 4 года назад
*Michael
@peppasaltzman4181
@peppasaltzman4181 4 года назад
Hahaha 😂😂 awesome
@franceslaw8993
@franceslaw8993 2 года назад
Love the way he refers to a vacuum cleaner as a Hoover no matter the brand. 🤣🤣 A very funny man.
@jayATUK
@jayATUK 2 года назад
Isn't that what everyone does? I don't remember having heard anyone call a hoover vacuum in the UK
@franceslaw8993
@franceslaw8993 2 года назад
You just heard MM do it in the skit! Even here in Australia they still did the same for a long time after the war. I’d say you are too young to remember except that MM used it! LOL!
@sapphire7424
@sapphire7424 Год назад
Do the hoovering, use cellotape and blu-tac, jif the bath. Can you tell where I'm from 🤣
@franceslaw8993
@franceslaw8993 Год назад
@@sapphire7424 If it wasn’t for the hoovering I’d say Australia because we use Jif, cellotape and bluetack.
@sapphire7424
@sapphire7424 Год назад
@@franceslaw8993 you are us on a sunny day 😍
@Mad9977
@Mad9977 4 года назад
lol i can so relate to these 😂
@paulineaird5040
@paulineaird5040 4 года назад
Absolutely hilarious!🤣🤣
@bridgetbonds5169
@bridgetbonds5169 3 года назад
He is so hilarious and and amazing
@wenchekarlskov1423
@wenchekarlskov1423 4 года назад
The world's best comedian😂🌹
@tammymeads5486
@tammymeads5486 4 года назад
So early. Love Michael. Hope he’s coming to Manchester soon
@jugular911
@jugular911 4 года назад
He's not coming there any time soon
@understandingthetimes4544
@understandingthetimes4544 2 года назад
Love him !
@DrDremur
@DrDremur 4 года назад
Honestly the shoe thing is true it's like I forget to walk normally. You gotta do the burst run down the aisle too.
@debbydhill
@debbydhill 4 года назад
Wish he would come to other parts of the US instead of just NYC
@Mushroom321-
@Mushroom321- 4 года назад
The only time I've ever seen Michael so still,... 😂 Just because he does the impersonation of someone touching their toes while they're trying on shoes. It's like when I talk, I pace too. I understand.. 😁 The guy must get his arm exercise that does the spotlight 🤣
@gilmourishgilmourish6205
@gilmourishgilmourish6205 3 года назад
I love his smile
@seanf12012
@seanf12012 4 года назад
Really funny bloke.
@EllaLioness-to6ve
@EllaLioness-to6ve 14 дней назад
The toe is on the toe section Lol. Funny chap 😂😂😂
@petermathewvanaardt74
@petermathewvanaardt74 4 года назад
the best there is anywhere. None can touch his intelligent wit. Down with malaria in west Africa and still had good laugh
@izro1436
@izro1436 4 года назад
Mathew Peter Hope you’re better soon :)
@petermathewvanaardt74
@petermathewvanaardt74 4 года назад
@@izro1436 Thank you! Working on it with Chinese meds that are much better than any western meds.
@sjappie5034
@sjappie5034 4 года назад
Are you well yet?
@petermathewvanaardt74
@petermathewvanaardt74 4 года назад
@@sjappie5034 all good thank you for asking! :)
@prettyinpinky5937
@prettyinpinky5937 4 года назад
Mathew Peter I’m literally like are you still alive...Chinese medicine and what not🙈 I live in SA by the way so not Western, just not very hippy dippy
@SceneArtisan
@SceneArtisan 4 года назад
Michael,.. what are your views on: Post offices? Banks? Health Spas? Lying? Getting laid? Ordering a beer? Getting married? Divorce? Going to the vets? Christmas pudding? Getting fired? :)
@RonettePick
@RonettePick 4 года назад
Give him a minute and he'll do those too ... and some more we haven't thought of.
@tiffanylowles552
@tiffanylowles552 4 года назад
Kris A I’m sure he’ll even come up with something on favorite spices like cinnamon, nutmeg, basil, parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
@sneezywheezy1473
@sneezywheezy1473 3 года назад
@@tiffanylowles552 he already has done a sketch on such matters lol.
@tiffanylowles552
@tiffanylowles552 3 года назад
@@sneezywheezy1473 you do realize that I posted this 8 months ago... and yes I did see his Chinese Five spice
@pianomanwithapianoplan504
@pianomanwithapianoplan504 3 года назад
@@tiffanylowles552 my name is fIvE SPicE
@floatingaround3738
@floatingaround3738 3 года назад
'it's the waitrose posh push'
@TheCaulfield1
@TheCaulfield1 4 года назад
At the beginning when he talked about trying on a suit and doing that freeky moving about and then going into a business meeting doing just that....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just love this guy!!
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 4 года назад
*freaky
@miscellaneousbox848
@miscellaneousbox848 4 года назад
Kids become dress up dolls as soon as they walk into a clothing store with their mom
@prettyinpinky5937
@prettyinpinky5937 4 года назад
Uno Reverse Card they do? I have a toddler and no idea what you mean
@miscellaneousbox848
@miscellaneousbox848 4 года назад
@@prettyinpinky5937 I know from personal experience, as whenever my mom saw I needed new clothes she went overboard. Also I like you name
@michelleyouens6343
@michelleyouens6343 4 года назад
U no what a brilliant night out this would b going to see Micheal live u would talk about how funny he is for years he just doubles me up with laughter 🤣❤️
@pippijane20
@pippijane20 10 месяцев назад
The fridges and oven trays
@clarencetaylor7455
@clarencetaylor7455 4 года назад
That stage is a lot larger than I thought
@Touchez
@Touchez 4 года назад
Are u serious?
@pulltheotherone5035
@pulltheotherone5035 3 года назад
Acca accita is getting us thru all this virus crap 😅🤣😅🤣😂😂😂
@maison6667
@maison6667 4 года назад
SOOO amazinngggg!!!!!!
@Camilla550
@Camilla550 5 месяцев назад
When I shopping in Aldi once I heard a woman on the phone say, “Sorry I’ve got to go Barbara I’m just picking up some things in Waitrose, I’ll call you back.” 🤭🤭🤭
@houndandhandbag
@houndandhandbag 3 года назад
We had somethong in Canada similar to Argos. And yes, those pick up rooms are really that bad. Love Michael's take on wveryday things!
@valentino-yv4vw
@valentino-yv4vw 4 года назад
gotta watch this for my english class and make a compilation of his jokes
@shananalexander9789
@shananalexander9789 4 года назад
I have said this before but my daughter and son in law moved to England and they have been trying every since to try to get tickets to see Michael and they have had no luck because he is so popular he sells out too fast. My daughter’s name is Sarah. I texted her about the joke he did about the names and she told me he was already her favorite comedian and she wanted to go see him. I think he is adorable.
@coreyday1775
@coreyday1775 3 года назад
is it just me or does he make the hunger games whistle noise in the hoover part😂😂
@rosiesmith4649
@rosiesmith4649 4 года назад
I LOVE THIS HAHAHAHA! SO FUNNY! 😂💓😂💓
@Jane-dd2zu
@Jane-dd2zu 4 года назад
still my families favourite of all time
@alvallac2171
@alvallac2171 4 года назад
*family's (possessive) families = plural
@ameliacrane2881
@ameliacrane2881 4 года назад
actually died at 7:43 🤣🤣🤣
@johncapewell7520
@johncapewell7520 Год назад
My OCD would not allow me to hoover in a random spot 😂
@lilacinsd
@lilacinsd 4 года назад
He reminded me of John Cleese in the beginning 🤣
@dylann9719
@dylann9719 2 года назад
10:32 HAHAHAHAH
@bripez
@bripez 3 года назад
Wow comet! What a blast from the past! Forgot about those
@beverleyrobidoux7001
@beverleyrobidoux7001 4 года назад
OMG I love this man. Funny as shit!!!!
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