My NEW Life As A CAT THIEF In Minecraft! 

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Me: *reads the title* Everyone knows Jason wants revenge on Jess for stealing the diamond in the first place! >:3 Like if know what episode I’m talkin about :3

Chris: *writes top secret plan in big bright letters* Me: Boi if part of the plan was for Aphmau to get distracted and go there why would you write the plan ON THAT ONE WALL!?! Also, 381st comment aaaa

Jess: He is TNT and Lava falling from is base Me: is that not normal for Ein? Edit: Also didn’t this world go up in flames yesterday?

Can we all appreciate the acting in the first part when they were lifting up the thing

This was literally posted like two seconds ago how is there 3,000 views? Also how is there 5 dislikes are there people who are subscribed to Aph to just dislike her vids whenever she posts

Jason retrieve the cat diamond and now she stealing from him again Me: "I guess Jason got his payback"😅

My sis : why do they have a secret bace? Me: it’s because the boys want to go to somewhere is gold diamond

I'm early! And I still want season 2 of my inner demons :( edit: Thanks for all the likes!! Hopefully if we get enough aphmau will see this!

Everyone thinks they're first but youtube is just broken

Chris’s Home was trash and now it’s a MaStEr PiEcE

Didnt you notice in the first part you just needed to only step on the cobblestone blocks?

I love the fact that I’ve been a huge fan of Jess for FIVE whole years now, and Jess herself hasn’t noticed me yet. I’ve literally tried to comment in every single video. But Jess if you see this, you’re awesome, and I love you. Yes I’m terrible at grammar and writing. Don’t blame me. At least I’m good at reading and acting. 😂💜🖤 (yes I’m an actress. Just not a famous one. That’s the reason why I don’t post.🙂)

I like how they still don't recognize the sound of TNT going off (Edit: this is a joke, please don't fight or call them noobs)

Me : I wanna be early RU-vid: I don't think so

Why don’t they just walk on the side 😅

When Aphmau posts a little late: *Freaks out*

Me: hyperventilating because I am trying to think of a comment that will get at least one like My comment: Hi.

Who else is just waiting for season 2 of my inner demon to come out

I get it! Aphmau’s real name is Jessica, and Ein’s real name is Chris, and Arron’s real name is Jason! I don’t know about Pierce’s real name.

Aphmau: Look at you guys being smart :) Chris: Ehhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhh *dies* Aphmau: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA* Me: Okay, I can see how the burning eyes on the cat diamond really represent her.

I APHMAU I LOVE YOU THIS LOOK COOL IT IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE COOL BC U R DA BEST

Ein: IM HERE TO SAVE YOU Aphmau: I will literally blow you up again Ein: .......... Oh yeahhh....

OMG i love your Chanelle and I always subscribe to ALL of them im SOOO happy

Me: RU-vid can u notify me early from now on? RU-vid: okay sur- Wifi: I DONT THINK SO

“and he can’t get mad at me cuz IM CUTE!” my dog when she wants to do something

You should do “Minecraft but we wear pumpkins” and try and get to the Nether while wearing pumpkins on your heads

Ein: WatCh tHis iM A mAstEr bUrgELEr Ein: Awwwwe ya Aweeee yaaa AWEEEEE YAAA Also Ein: AAAAAAA Ein: dies

Them: trying to run in Me: ...the door’s open. Just enderpearl.

Shouldn’t Kawaii~Chan hold on to the diamond? She is a mi’ifwa (or however u spell it)

First! Literally

Uh in the beginning when they were trying to get by the entrance with the moving ground I could see them moving it them selves 😅

When i see jason: “WAIT WAIT WAIT! If jason is right there then why does pierce sound like jason?!“ (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

Re watching my street ✌🏻I’m mad at ein cause I watched emerald secret and forgot what he did 🙄

*sees title* Me: “It’s Jason.”

Yet They Say Aphmau, Ein And Pierce Still Struggle With The Parkour

Lol when Chris and shadow were telling Jess someone has a crush I emediatly thought Bro they’re married have kids pets and own a company so they own you what are you talking about

Word of the day: “Now he can’t get mad at me cause I’m C U T E” Edit: Thanks for all these likes!

1:02 Jess says she'll go up the stairs Me: THOSE ARE LADDERS!

All the dislikes is because everyone was tired and clicked wrong button

Yay! Finally a video with Jason in it! :’D But he barely talked :’3 EEEEEEEEE💜❤️

Pierce:just chilling on the edge Me: ZANE?!

20:56 Chris: starts swimming in hot boiling lava also Chris: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Shado: Why do we keep going on heists with you? Me: Then stop going on heists with her if you know something bad hepoens every time!!

A few mins ago I went to Jess’s channel and when there wasn’t a video posted I was sad...then I SAW HER POST! Me: YESSSSSSS

I skipped a heart beat when she uploaded :D

Headcannon: The Cat Diamond is actually the pink wolf and the unicorn after prune drink animal safe edition after they did their business at a bush when the humans weren't recording a video. Not only that, but that result hardened. You're welcome for the randomness.

What type of minecraft is that? It's pretty cool! I love it!🤩🤩

You make me happy. I just lost my best friend today. You made me smile.

7:32 I shall expose your secret. You hit the ground then it flung you up.

Aphmau: he stole it! Me:... ALSO me:well he took it back so technically he did not steal it

Pierce: *Runs away while laughing* Aphmau: “I JUST BLEW UP YOUR FRIEND!!” 😂 I can’t!

8:51 Jess literally tries to kill Chris in his really smart attempt to pass this trap. Her right click doesn't work on it because she had string in her hand

I love how she says not “Will we get the diamond back?” But “WILL WE LIVE”

Me: Two bros ( Chris and Pierce ) chilling' in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz their not GAY

and washer stopped working I can go in to bank and store. Natalie Mathew is going to bank and storr Love u would like that he got to be involved in to bank mortgage Love u would hi is cold at school with am ice pack on the hospital I was going to work tonight and k were r leaving

OHH MEH GOSH I GOT THIS 51 SECONDS AFTER IT WAS POSTED AND I'M SO HAPPY I'M EARLY FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND IT ONLY HAS 50 VIEWS

Well,, Never take Aphmau's diamonds, or you're gonna have a load of revenge pranks coming your way!!😂😂

Aphmau;Hey Jasonnn, do you mind making a map? Jason:*boredly makes torture and eats popcorn watching*

Ah, yes, and here we see...a cat burglar in her natural habitat. Ah it appears she’s heading back to her house...Uh oh! Intruder cat burglars! She’s squaring off on them, OH! In comes the explosive arrows, and she’s taking them to the jail cell. Ladies and gentlemen this is cat burglary at its finest!

me waiting for season 2 of my inner demons like: *EH HEM* hi

2 homies chilling in a discord server 6ft apart because they're respecting each other's social distancing space.

Ein: IM HERE TO SAVE YOU! Me: HECK YOU COME FROM?!

7:31 she was the one who activated the trap :o 7:43 ein activated the trap 8:05 pierce activated the trap 8:23 pierce activation 8:34 aphmau avtivate trap 8:52 aphmau "activated" the trap 8:55 aphmau wants too see her friends suffer also this is also some compilations of her making sounds kinda there are probably more of them activating traps but im not listing them bonus: 12:54 "AHHH" then "a sound that sounds like you gurgled while saying OooOh"

Aphmau: talking about that she’s stuck and found the right door me: just break da door

"I'm cute" okay if u mean cute but a savage prankster

Everyone: LOL he died in the lava Me: How did they get the lava to fill up equally O.o

I beat my Minecraft game and now im waiting for the story to end, and am I the only one that thinks the music and the story is sad? ;(

What happened to the whole "Zane stole the diamond"

6:39 That voice is amazing!

Aphmau,You should really make more videos with Aaron and make more videos with secret bases and Aaron in them an making secret bases.

I like This more subscribers Fo r aphmau As a Cat thief Incredible and amazing CAT THIEF

Me: Plays to much bedwars and parkour Also me: that’s ez parkour

I would hide le rare cat diamond really far xD

"Why do we keep going on heists with you?" Lol Also Im happy that Ein acually made it, I thought he would just be dumb but no, Im so happy :)

When u find out they stole ur daimonds. Them: And I oop

XD LOL I love when you say cat and stuff also I thought I saw something like this before already

"why do we still go on hiests with you?" -peirce

Its taking them so long to get to the over side 😤😂😂

"Now I feel a little bit safer, and if I get caught he can't get mad at me because I'M CUTE!" Aphmau, never change.

12:14 peirce: I got some French toa st o gotta get out of the oven. Me: ...you out French toast in the OVEN???

“Will we live?” Me : No. But I hope you do.

i love your videos aphmau im a biggest fan of you im so lucky! i love that you made this this year on may 23 my birthday is may 26.

AHHH IM EARLY AND IM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS

Shadow: what’s that hissing sound Me: you guys should know what tnt sounds like by now 😏

Biging says STEALING MY CAT DIEMOND BACH FROM HUSBEND me: what?

The whole time they were trying to get in I was like "guys seriously just go on the flowers"

Robbers: sneaks in Floor: YEEEEEEEEEEEET!!

omg! you guys are amazing! your so funny too aphmau! :D

I kinda wish there was a face cam so we can see Jess’ reactions to the traps

I love how they didn't think that they could just go to the other side like the Side of the entrance and avoid the fire

I've been watching you for Soo long I can't believe how far you've come i found you when I was 5 or 6 so it's been 7 or 6 years now, you are awesome and an amazing person you make me and sooo many other people smile😁, I will never get tired if this channel,I am so thankful that I found your channel love you Jess and your channel💜💜 and I know I'm not that good at writing 😂 just want to say how much I love this channel 😁💜

You look so cute as a dog, the cuteness is strong with this doggo

Me: *tries to be first Internet: NOT ON MY WATCH😩👹

Oh well you just have to go to jail Good job aphmau Good job by putting peers and misterein in jail But seriously I'm so Proud of you

The ultimate parkour XD

No one: Chris: **Glitchy screams**

Jess - If he get mad at me he won’t get made bc IM CUTE me- ①okay②oof

When I first saw aphmau's video of playing as a cute pink puppy just remind me

ein and peirce: OoOoOOooH u HaS a CrUsH me: he is her HUSBAND