My thoughts on the 1.17 Minecraft Update 

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Hi

pog

Hi Hi Hi

Hi

lol

*screeches in pain as my body fades away*

It all has to end one way or another. This one seems pretty peaceful compared to some.

POV: your walking down the street doing your thing and you find Grian on the other side of the road. You are extatic and hurry over to him across a crosswalk to say hello. He sees you as you stop infront of him without saying anything. You ask him for a photograph, pulling your phone out to take a picture. But he doesn’t say anything. And after a long moment of him staring at you without talking, he speaks. “You don’t look Minecrafty enough to me.” You’re confused. Why was he saying that? And then you realize exactly what he meant when he pushes you in front of a speeding car.

Social Anxiety da heck

FINALLY

SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHHA

That is the best comment about the update I've seen

Ikr?

FINALLY A CAVE UPDATE

Same with the pandas from 1.14

Ya learn something new everyday I guess 😄

@Ian Foley lol

@Ian Foley are u serious tho

True

That actually turns green as the statue of liberty was once copper brown, i mean it was copper.

Didn’t think of that

lol

Well thinking about the fact that when the copper rusts, it actually is the color of the statue of liberty so this is very possible!

its green because the copper oxidised

Wdym? I dont get why it's a bad thing

@@dragonking7544 i think hes just saying theyre very grian names

I had two cakes lilo and stitch

@@dragonking7544 bruu

had?

I'd start laughing my ass off like carson did when he saw it for the first time

Just imagine you didn't know about this new mob

@@FrittenFriseurLPs hehe that would be too much

That's when you decide to NIGURUNDYO SMOKEY

scream so loud you wake up your neighbors

Yes, unfortunately the strider just got forgotten by Grian, but Dream won't forget 'em.

And allays now

@@mimpro Idk why I forgot the Allays XD

Oof

@@ElusiveMoth5 Ikr

Lol

Underrated comment here.

ueue isn't silent in Queue. Those letters are just waiting their turn.

@@danielf.7151 😑

XD true

Not really you can just sneak can't you?

@@slightlyevilsloth Solution: pressure plates everywhere

@@lortappethedwarf7744 But then there's the problem of it looking good

If it was the warden, sneaking would actually help

@@justarose wardens PLUS ravages, what do you think

Tis why I turned off ambience 😌🤚

No way unless it adds to the cave sounds-

@@Guitarguy-xn6iu don't that's just scary don't just dont

@@Guitarguy-xn6iu oh god

@@Orchidlettux kid

Wait which one?

@@lila133 it was the phantom.

MOSSY MAX wasn't it the glowsquid?

@@Decafcoffeepls nah, sure a lot of people added the glowsquid but theres a gamerule called 'do insomnia' which disables or ables the phantoms

@@maxxypain2465 oh

As a mexican, when he said "no" to the axolotl i said "man, f*** u, this Lil dude makes me so proud" :/

I love the bees! They're so cute in cottages and such! I love that they were introduced and for the reason that they were added. My brother doesn't like the bees but understands and likes the reason they were added.

yes i actually have 10 in rl im a breader

Yeah I agree and I love mincrafts doing this

@Eizach Geronimo firstly, it’s e-n-d-a-n-g-e-r-e-d. Secondly, bees are very rare to be found due to being exterminated, thus being close to extinction, which is why they are endangered. The meaning of endangerment is that there isn’t much left. Saying they aren’t is close-minded thinking and ignorant

LOLOLOLOLOL

Underated comment

Yea lol

Mojang needs to make noise cancelling potions

@@marcohaase1 yeeeeees

Sculk is like Ender chests. They ruin an entire generation of Minecraft magic because they are so OP

Sculk: I hear you cryin there 👁👁

@@arsonthearsonist2928 Amogus

redditor

C418: Chirp

Not at all

Do people count as an introvert if they talk more online but talk a lot less in real life?

@@snowstormgaming1323 definitely (unless you mean via voice chat)

@@firewingy no i do not mean via voice chat

True

I agree

Absolutely! Maybe add different KINDS of... - Soup (potato, beef stew, chicken noodle, etc). This could could either be crafted the usual way (bowl + ingredients in crafting table) OR, broth could also be added. This would add more practical use for cauldrons or bottles if you had to make a broth base for soup first- you might have to create the broth in a cauldron over fire then add other ingredients into the cauldron, or put the broth in bottles and craft it into soups that way. -Cakes Could have different colors or decorations, and maybe the ability to use templates for different designs like banners -Pies (apple, berry, cocoa, etc). I love the farming aspect of the game as well, and being able to discover, grow, and craft more kinds of food would be fantastic, and would add more variety to the overall wildlife of the game. I also love the adventuring part, and getting to go out and try to find more types of plants in different biomes would be really fun.

I concur. Its ...grown... stale.

I agree with this :>

That’s a builder’s common sense ^_^ The amethyst is poison to builders Becuase it’s too bright and unfriendly towards most of the top 10 best building blocks Now understand?

I also wanted marble for so long

@@TotallyNotParam as another builder I agree but amethyst looks way cooler

@@TotallyNotParam i suppose. but as someone who likes minecraft from a more gameplay oriented standpoint, amethyst has a lot of potential to be a really useful block and material to anyone. IF Mojang decides to use it for anything other than telescopes of course....

Yeah, that's minecraft. It's a blocky game.

And pocket

Plus now we know optifine + the scope makes a great mega zoom

@@sumakhan5629 pocket edition is bedrock edition

Telescope is useless, you can't even spot enemies with it. Considering there's fov adjustment and optifine, telescopes are obsolete.

@@KevinLGlory dude fov adjustment takes so long to do, you have to go all the way to pause menu and then settings, then video, then increase fov and go back, then once you're done you repeat the process all the way again. And again not everyone has optifine

He meant that marble and quartz world go together nicely

I think he meant a combination of the 2

Exactly

@@shyper1712 Your username completes this

I'm so hecken' excited for candles bro. More light sources other than torches FTW

He may have meant that they didn't mention the candles during the event.

@• Kitten Kitty Cat • IKR

...ah....oh no

True true.... I really hope they just do SOMETHING with glowsquid

blocks glow. mobs do not.

@@Lunarcreeper i hope too, cause a lot of kids that play minecraft dont have rtx :/

@@Lunarcreeper Literally everything people have asked about the glowsquid has been confirmed to be false. It doesn't glow, it's just an animated texture on a squid. It doesn't hypnotize players or mobs, that was a gimmick that imo Mojang should not have used. It hyped it up way too much for what it was. They aren't friendly, or hostile, you can't tame them and they don't fight back. All of this is confirmed by Mojang themselves. And was confirmed as such before the vote even finished. Anyone who voted for the glow squid either thought it would do something special (in which case they either didn't know that Mojang themselves said it would not, or were hoping they would change their minds, which they also said they would not), or were trolls. That's it.

You could kill it as a new sleeping source

@@I-forgot-how-to-draw. Mhm.... Could work like some kind of sleeping bag since it would take time to get down from a mountain and you'll just use it on a trip down or up the mountains

@@lifeessence53 true, I once lived on a mountain, and when me and my friends were moving it was very hard to get down.

@@I-forgot-how-to-draw. it could be like a bed that respawns you even if you broke it so your only gonna make it when you need it And you could most likely craft it out of carpets

@@lifeessence53 yep

*Sun Tzu, the art of war

Karmox and I’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!

@@schnoig_ And then he perfected it so that no one could best him in the Ring of Honor!

@@karmox7782 lmfaoo was that a technoblade reference

@this guy soldier reference lol

One thing is the warden. If u fall to warden is deth

Yeah

@@EasternChaffinch I don’t like the warden I feel like it’s gonna make me fear mining

The deep dark where the warden spawns is rare

@@UltimateGummyCat22 mining already is scary especially the cave noises

Milk is good but it could be butter

I live your profile picture, Fennec foxes are one of my favourites!

@@skippycat thanks! there my fav too! i have a doodle book, and a plushie with of them! (my profile pic is actually the cover of dat doodle book)

I think the new amethyst is a light source - I’m not sure tho

I'm more stoked for automatic doors than anything else in this update. Jut the fact that I'll be able to have auto doors with no pressure plates is so great and I can't wait.

Yeah Grian seems to be really into traps

Hol up

It seems everyone forgets that the skulk sensor doents detect crouching. If you crouch, it won’t send redstone signal, so it won’t trigger the trap.

I like your hair

haha you're right

“Candles on the cave floor”

@@SomeNot Well you clearly aren’t invited to many summoning circles

@@SomeNot Candles~ CANDLES ON THE CAVE FLOOR

This reminds me of a scott the woz joke

Yes it would be so cool I want it so bad! My farms would so much cuter!

Agreed

Yeah, but the glow item frames and glow signs are useful so it semi validates the glow squid. Slightly

28:48 we need the moooooobbbblllllooooommm

@@ChaosKitsune ok but they aren’t light sources and the same thing should be done with glowstone dust.

Makes sense since they added bees and pandas which are also considered to be endangered species .

@@myalizhailse9885 they also added steve into the game because like think about it have you ever saw a baby named steve like steves are becoming rarer and rarer by the second.

Also- black axolotls anyone? Or just me...

@@liamweirdo3039 ever since the passing of Irwin, steves have become rarer

@@liamweirdo3039 I’ve heard there’s only about 100 more Steve’s now! All are captivity which sucks 😫😔

He did say he was building it to challange himself. Maybe trying to use blocks he doesnt usually like was part of it. Also, its cirrently one of very few blocks that can emulate an old copper roof at current, so he maybe using it out of lack of options as much as anything

That is literally minecraft its self

@@Skywatcher16 he said that the mansion being built diagonally was the challenge though

I would like but I don't wanna ruin the 69

lol

@@thenerpist5232 it was ruined

I am so fucking exited for moss. I like moss :)

@@thenerpist5232 u r a man of culture

respect

He does have a point though, people like freedom, but they also like rules. If I just made you run off of your own creativity then you would get bored eventually, there’s only so much you could come up with, but limiting the blocks a bit allows people to use their problem-solving skills and it’s actually one of the reasons why Minecraft’s educational

Finally a youtuber said that vertical slabs would ruin minecraft

@@erebosbossbossboss9679 Ikr- People be like 'vErTiCaL sLaBs NeEd To Be AdDeD' and gangsta till Grian arrives with the fam ;-;

Big

Oh my gosh YES

I’d love for that to be a thing!

*signs cutely*

I need an end update

Minecraft said they would never have furniture in Minecraft because it would be taking away the creativity

Definitely. I loaded up a world in the snapshot and _every single cave_ was completely flooded with water

@@hibacilacle2609 yeah they are changing it

dude not all caves will have lakes, just some will be big, and just some will have lakes..in case u didnt know!

@@hibacilacle2609 that's because it is a snapshot, specially featuring that effect, when the update is officially released it will be better! :)

Lol thats litterally me, but i dont see my builds aesthetic XD

Me: I could use this for... hmmm I could use it as a regular vine or a bush.. hmm no I could do.... [insert stuff about glow vine builds]

HAHA, YES!

cottage core house with flowers every new lush cave item candles and mushrooms here I come!

Lol thats me

*ZOMBIE HEAD FARM*

AMAZING IDEA

Ik why on earth is no one talking about the lighting rod? Like, holy crap, I think it's top 5 in my list of the best upcoming features

If the lightning rod emits a redstone signal when hit, it should be pretty simple. Just put a bunch of creepers in there, connect the lightning rod to a bunch of pistons on the floor, and make it retract when hit by lightning. The charged creepers will fall and die.

YES

Hippie!

You look like grian

Same.

@@HermitFanimations yo Fani! What's up!

@@A_Shfox :D thank you

same

Same. I'm surprised, they're using wools for roofs but not Concrete Blocks. It's much more understandable if your roof was built by woods.

I've had multiple houses burned down by lightning, so it's definitely a welcome addition for me.

I haven't either!

Wool and wood houses is why

yea

Also, the skulk colors make sense, because they add to the lore of the game, it almost looks like as if there is a point where the caves end and the end dimension starts, and the color pallet is the old end one, purple is like the dragon or the shulkers they are almost like invaders, while the green is the old end, and maybe the warden and the skulk sensors escaped to the deep caves, with the pottery part of the update mojang seems to want to add to the lore of the game

@@lucabralia5125 I do find it strange how the warden and skulk blocks have the same color palette as the end portal block and how ender pearls are turquoise despite endermen eyes being purple. I find it strange the colors of these new things and their design is reminiscent of the end while the end is just primarily purple themed. The warden also looks like it has the skulk material spreading on it.

marble is like quartz (a good decoration block) but cooler

@@memedude8303 and it’ll completely ruin the usage of quartz because quartz takes effort to farm and is expensive from villagers

@@alxxsv I don't think so, you could maybe make Textures with Marble and Quarz together, or things like that! But I do respect your opinion. :)

he is a builder... and so am i... it looks cool for mixing an matching other white-gray ish blocks

Grian’s reaction is unsurprising, considering it’s from the guy who thought tier 4 beacons were useless.

Lol-

Lol-

Lol-

@The quiet Kid. Sad boi NOoOoOooOooOoOOO you ruined THE CHAIN!😥 ima start again 😎

Lol-

XD

Emu🐦 lol

Dantdm copper ugg useless OMG a telescope this will be so useful

I had a stroke reading this comments

@@nathankeshguerian1744 but.. you need copper for a telescope..

at least someone said it lol

Or that we know of. It probably wasn’t discovered yet.

Well,if being lava jesus doesnt count as not friendly

Aci omg! First I find you in Mumbo's vid, now here!!!

dude, its aci! cool!

Yes

A true builder

So true lol

NGL telescopes are USELESS LOL :D

Space update :OOO

Grian getting mycelium vibes...

That’s the reason Mojang added it

Except for captive breeders

Aqua Axolotls make sense now :D

Lol thats the only place in the wild. Lots of people have them as pets and aquariums have them too.

At least they're only endangered in the wild but not in captivity

Since people think that the nether is below bedrock and it just had an update so technically we got a cave update

yeah finally a cave update- what what?! Oh haha nevermind it's just the glowsquid - mountaingoat update...

I think it's only found in the deep dark cave biome

@@skippycat thank god-

@@molls8889 meaning it's below y0

It's going tobe in the Deep Dark Biomes/Cities. It will be hella scary

Yes!

L Ä M P

Every update *new lamps*

Lamp gang

He’s just obsessed with lamps lol

@@1974mikeyb they arent friendly all the time though

@Sil3nt hahah

yea but spiders want to rip out my eyes and kill me edit: i know the person above was talking about striders. i was replying to a (now deleted) comment talking about spiders. please stop yelling at me.

@@1974mikeyb 🤯

@@1974mikeyb but I guess your eyes don’t 😭😭😭

Also grian when he sees a mountain made of blocks: it doesn’t look minecrafty enough for me

@@Carl_with_a_k_ IKR, that pissed me off like- tf does that even mean? lmao

I understand him but I'm not smart enough to explain it to you

Just note that he is making a point

@@trymetrix857 ngl, the colors (purple) for the geodes look really out of place. Idk about u, but modded minecraft usually have blocks that are bright, vibrant and have unique texture to them. That's cool and everything, but it doesn't look vanilla. The dev team could probably retexture it and fade out the colors.

Yes haha!

I have no idea what optifine is but I’m on Java so...

@@eldritchcupcakes3195 i think its basically just a mod that allows you to zoom in in-game with a press of a button, plus a few other things

OswinOswald how tf? okay. Optifine is a “Fps Boost” mod or client i dont care what you call it, it adds some features and one of the features is “Zooming”.

I don’t play Java Minecraft

Lmao

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Lmao

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lmao

I saw that too, I’m glad someone else noticed 1:37

i swear that's the first thing i noticed man

I saw that and I thought it would be different dirt

I had to re watch to see the roots

Nobody missed that

Australian spiders: *cries in the corner*

Those're republicans.

Wait is a iron golem a real life thing?

@@UltimateGummyCat22 no

@@UltimateGummyCat22 iron man...

@@UltimateGummyCat22 I saw a video of one doing somersaults the other day.

I was reading this when he said dum dums 😂

I love it it's sooo cute💞😍

Ruining the perfect number as usual - lalalalalalalaaaaaaaa

@@magk4048 lol

(laughter noises)

They appear to be a light source also.

i want to live in one

Why do people format comments like this. Just say what you want to say normally without making a « meme » for fucks sake

who would win herobrine vs warden

Lol

Mister duck I’m scared

Pesky buuuuuurd

Wow thanks for all the likes :D

@niosonwii k

This is why the “more options inhibits creativity” thing is dumb. That may be the case with some, but often times new features _promote_ creativity. Such as colored lighting, which there really is no alternative for in the game currently. And imagine the designs we could create with vertical slabs that aren’t currently possible (plus they just make sense to have from a consistency standpoint).

I would love making moods in mc

Lol I know right God I hate hypocrites

@@unpopularopinions7407 i defintely think more options let you be more creative. Just look at all the mc creativity we are seeing now vs the identical coble+oak planks builds we used to see.

If you're on xbox theres a way to get the snapshot too :)

Java rules

Well bedrock without snapshots is better cause when you get the update:AEEEAAH FINALLY I CAN PLAY IT AND TEST ALL THE FEATURES(also it would be final product and overall feels like a better update) but java:oh cool the updates here whatever not that exciting but at least everything is clean unlike the snapshots. You see? That’s why bedrock is superior it’s more exiting! It’s a rush, so I like it, also less lag and actuall mod support

Facts

@@Fallen28 actually, not facts, just speculation

Ofri Kogut no, candles are made of wax

YESSS

That would make it so more useful.

Its confirmed they can be stopped from rusting

and the candles could be made from wax!!

And another item to make it turn fast ,i really like the texture of the aged copper

I think it would also be cool if you could accelerate the rusting as well

That's probably what they have in mind. I also think that the candles can be made, not only from said wax, but also the colored terracotta. I think that would make sense, as well as offer some color choices.

Pesky bird

Lol

I think that the block on the ceiling is cave bacon

_Pesky birrd!_

Pesky bird🐦

If you use optifine you can use the zoom feature. The telescope is still really neat and will be amazing for people who play bedrock or who don't use optifine. Also ZOOMIER ZOOM

Optifine plus binocular

@@i_likemen5614 well I have Minecraft pe so I'm really excited for the telescope

@@i_likemen5614 I use it on PS4 and the Switch, so I can't use optifine EDIT: I read the rest of your comment and im an idiot - it will be a great addition

@@noakatie same

And the snow golem

I was about to say that lol

And iron golem

And the pigling and zombie piglin

S t r i d e r s

Cows: :(

Sheep and peppa pig

Chiken ):

Poor overlooked Strider. :(

@@legacyratrick8237 actually baby slime is hostile but doesn't do damage

I want a snake and frog for the swamp Islands. I'm scared of goats bucking you off the mountain- nOpe

I wish they were lowering the height limit for deeper caves 🙁

@@jamesneuman7083 wait they arent lowering the limit?

@@arbol8813 from what I've seen no they aren't

Honey, did you forget how to use the fullstop?

I don't like it honestly

but one thing... one dissapointment that had potential and then buried that potential

Everything is cool when your part of a team

@@eming376 yes

@@eming376 lol

@@eming376 everything is AWESOMEEEEEE-

heh

i dont get it

@@melmanalaysay4654 it generates in dripstone caves

@@melmanalaysay4654 its already writen, grian just didnt saw it

Genius level thinking

Oof same

Same

I'm in this comment and I don't like it

Same

Same