My Viewers' Wildest Dreams... (reading YOUR comments!) 

Thank you to everyone who left comments on the original video, whether I read them here today or not! I wish I could have put them all in the video, so let me know if you'd like me to do more of these, because I'd love to. :D I appreciate you all very much! Thanks for being here!

One time I dreamed Markiplier was in my house. It was very sudden, so I didn't have my laundry put away. For some reason, bras were every where and I was embarrassed by this. I started trying to put them away, and Mark stopped me, exclaiming: "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! I KNOW WHAT A BRA IS FOR! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BOOBS I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE?" And then proceeded to list off every kind of boob he'd seen. Then I woke up.

I once dreamt I was a mouse with severe dust allergies and my mice friends tried to help by finding me medicine. They kept bringing me new medicines, each promising to work better than the last. Eventually I took so many that I overdosed. All the while, a ghost of a recently deceased mouse silently watched me from the doorway.

Just a reminder that bill Cypher is a dream demon from another dimension so any dreams with bill Cypher could theoretically actually be him

One time I had a dream that THE Alex Hirsch tweeted a picture of Bill Cipher, pregnant, and the caption said "This is canon." And then in a reply to the tweet he said "Okay, but who do YOU think is the father? Stanford, or Stanly?" I had been binging Gravity Falls before this dream, and since then, I haven't been able to watch Gravity Falls. This happened over 3 years ago.

I was always so terrified of experiencing sleep paralysis after I heard a lot of stories about monsters entering your room and strangling you while you can't even move a finger... And then I had a sleep paralysis: tall shadow man shyily walked into my room and just... awkwardly stood beside my bed like he didn't know what to do next. It was his first day at work I guess.

I was Cotton Candy, the most famous Cotton Candy gnome. I ran some sort of children's TV show thing but all the children watching could also come participate live whenever they wanted. Then I ate a child and everyone was really mad about it so I went to court. My lawyers were trying to plead insanity and I got really offended over that so I tried to tell everyone that I wasn't insane but I could only say the same two non-words over and over. I was ruled insane and they escorted me out of the courthouse in handcuffs and there was a group of people all talking about how sad it was that "'they' got another one". I have no idea who 'they' was but apparently it was common for Cotton Candy Gnomes to go insane and eat children and it was 'their' fault.

The weirdest dream I ever had - at least for now, was the one where I was in the shower, I pulled back the curtain to peek out (just like I would in real life, since I have a fear of a stranger breaking in and being in the bathroom when I'm showering) and when I peeked out, there was a tall, lanky man wearing a body morph suit of Garfield and he was Fortnite dancing in my bathroom. I screamed, he ran, and then I woke up. I laughed in utter confusion and hysterics for 5 minutes straight after waking up. 💀💀💀

5:35 the best part of this is that it is a legitimate possibility N (who grew up in the woods, raised by pokemon) doesn't know what pizza is

Here’s my dream: I was in a bakery and I was really pissed because there were too many pastries that had nuts in them. I was convinced that the sheer amount of nutty pastries meant that the bakery had an evil plot to take over the world. I was collecting the pastries in bags and taking them away for investigation. Also I was Iron man. Fully armored 1980s comic book style.

I once dreamt that Elon Musk had his new version of WiFi coming out, and it was called WeeWee. It was a huge deal, and it was all over the internet and the media. Mr Musk kept saying stuff like WeeWee would be the next big thing of the future and would completely revolutionize the world. And of course the internet was flooded with memes about how stupid the name was. To this day I can't tell anyone this dream without laughing

One time I had a dream where I watched a Japanese folktale RU-vid video posted a century ago. The folktale was basically Cinderella but Spamton was the main character and the fairy godmother was this little bug creature that lived in Spamton's basement and made water

I had a dream last night that I was trapped in some sort of weird room that was at least 100 feet tall and had a small opening at the top. Guess who I was in there with? Chris Pratt. There was a singular pair of rocket booster shoes in the center of the room that we could use to fly up to the top of the room. Chris kept telling me that one of us should wear the boots and the other person could climb on their back and both of us could escape. And you know what I did? I took those shoes and I left him there to die. I regret everything. I'm sorry, Chris.

I once dreamt that I was learning how to drive with my best friend on the passenger seat, but she kept putting cucumber slices on the windshield, I couldn't see the road and I was panicking but she was laughing too hard to hear me.

One time I dreamed that there were 3 guys living together. No Name, Tyler, and Dad (not related) their pantry was filled with mints and No Name was bald. One day, No Name and Dad were arguing over No Name's pet snake, and Dad in anger, broke the tank it was in, No Name shouts "I WISH YOU WOULD JUST DIE DAD" and then the snake kills Dad. No Name's first reaction is "oh crap, its going to kill Tyler now" and tries to escape the house with Tyler. The snake catches up to them and kills Tyler though. No Name runs through the streets and there are snakes all over the place, trying to catch No Name. He tries to hide in the mirror dimension but gets kicked out because he was loitering. The snakes capture No Name, but make him their king. Years past and the world is now a snake society. Snakes rule the world basically. There is the group of human rebels trying to kill the king though. One of them bursts through the door to the throne room, shouts "I'M HERE TO KILL THE KING" Pulls out a RPG and blows up No Name. I woke up when No Name died.

I once dreamt that Ian and Barley from Onward were walking to Baskin Robin’s to go get ice cream, but for some reason on the way there, Ian went on this whole rant about how much he hated the economy. He even started cussing which is extremely out of character for him

I had a dream once that I lost my sister in a Zaboomafoo themed rainforest cafe. It shouldn’t have been too hard to find her in theory because the entire place was abandoned (with the exception of a few live animals and a hyper realistic animatronic of Merida from brave) but I was panicking big time. I eventually found a closet door that opened to reveal an entirely different reality that was nothing but a void that played the Zaboomafoo theme song on loop. This isn’t the first time rainforest cafe has showed up in my dreams and I doubt it will be the last.

Once I had a dream where I was at a doctor's office, and the doctor was explaining to me that I had an abnormal heart condition. He explained that it was non-lethal but it was inhibiting my cardiovascular strength, and they could do a surgery to fix it that would let my heart function at full. Then the room got dark and a faceless man walked in who dream me recognized but awake me would realize was completely unfamiliar. He said to me "you don't have a heart condition. You just need to exercise more." Then I woke up. Subconscious wasn't even trying to be subtle on that one. But yeah I could probably benefit from a few jumping jacks a day

I once dreamt that my friend had downloaded a BOTW mod that made all the npcs emo. I was Link in her game for some reason and I can confirm they were all emo

4:30 Neil Cicierega is the president of the world and he just hands you a bag of Doritos. Sounds like a normal day to me

I had a dream that I was Napoleon Bonaparte that could play the clarinet, and I met the greek gods. I guess that's what happens when you have a greek god project due, fell asleep to Oversimplified's Napoleon Bonaparte video, and had a concert in a week.

I had a close friend named Carlos at Uni. He dreamed that a cult tried to summon their dark god only for me to walk in the circle. They asked me how to defeat their enemies. Then I started walking towards a nearby army and people just started dying as I got close to them. Probably inspired by the time a friend in middle school hit me on the head with a science fair board. He kept getting leg injuries after. When I forgave him he kept finding quarters and all the spiders in his house simultaneously died.

Once I dreamt that I was in a pub near to my house, only in the corner of my eye I could see Pennywise (specifically the 2019 version) and immediately went "oh I can't look directly at him or else I'll die in 24hrs", so I tried to avoid eye contact but he kept moving around trying to make me look at him. Eventually I got annoyed, looked directly at Pennywise, flipped him off and woke up. Still the best way I've ever ended a dream lol

Once I dreamt that I was going to school with the siblings of Chronicles of Narnia and Lucy was being bullied by Duncan from Total Drama. Than I arrived to school, that was an ealy 20th century (I discovered that part because it had a black and white filter) of the school that my mom worked on years ago, and Harry Potter's aunt was the teacher.

I once dreamt that Cole Sprouse was secretly Taylor Swift all along and I was trying to convince people on twitter not to hate on him for being Taylor Swift

I had a dream that wasn’t weird due what happened in it, but the circumstances of when I had it. The dream itself was just a mundane dream about what I did that day. What made it weird was the fact that I was awake when it happened. It happened Christmas last year. I was up late playing on my switch, while fighting the urge to sleep. While I was playing, I started having a dream about what I was going that day. I somehow had a dream while focusing on my game, and my mind was somehow able to focus on both the dream and my game. The dream then ended, and I realized what had just happened, and thought to myself “I think I should go to bed”.

Okay but that “Grandma won a mantion” dream could be a wonderful game!

One of my strangest dreams was one where I was on a TV game show being brodcast across all of Europe. My task was to say the entire name of Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory (Doctor Sheldon Lee Cooper, B. Sc., M. Sc., M. A., Ph. D., Sc. D.), or my dog would be forced to have her name changed. After like 6 failed attempts I woke up mostly confused and with a need to look up the answer at 3AM. Known it by heart ever since.

I had once dreamt a few weeks ago I was on a gaseuous planet with some strangers; I think we were exploring space??? and this alien tour guide that wasn't originally with us started shoving these freakishly long streched out green bell peppers in my face saying "try them they're divine" and I was like "im good i hate bell peppers"(because I really do) and he was like "no eat it" I got really nervous so I just took a big bite out of it and it was really weird. Like it tasted bad but like you just couldn't stop nibblin on it. It tasted like bell peppers that are trying to be pickles but also not at the same time? It also tasted rubbery it was strange. Anyway that was the time that my brain tried to feed me propaganda that bell peppers actually taste good. I still think about it.

One time I had a dream where the hunter from Jumanji was ranting to me about how unfair it was that some species of palm tree were capable of wiping their butts after pooping but others weren't so lucky cause their leaves were too short to reach their butts. Van Pelt was getting super worked up over it, like a melodramatic Monty Python skit character.

One of my favourite weird dreams I had a while back was about a new RU-vid stock footage/audio policy. Basically if your video had a black screen with audio playing a bot would add stock images, or vice versa, to fit the mood (e.g. from the dream: a creepypasta with a shot of a woman walking down a long old table with a candlestick). I got mad at RU-vid for giving one of my vids a stupid vid of a snail at a baseball game, eating lettuce in a party hat so much I started arguing them on Twitter to take it down. Woke up with the perfect comeback, cracked open Twitter but I just ended up p**sing myself laughing 'cause I realised what I was doing.

One time, I had a dream where I was talking to Miguel O’Hara through a monitor in a fish tank and I told him we had a son. Our son was Cricket from Big City Greens and I was holding him right there with a baby wrap.

7:05 This is probably what Noelle Holiday dreamt the night after the end of ch2

One time I dreamt I was running around this town with this random person and some guy accused us of being lizard people. The strange part is, after we got away from him, the person I was with revealed they actually were a lizard person. And to prove it, they showed me the gills on their neck.

Once I had a dream I was running between two castles or something, and I saw donkey from shrek looking really disheveled. He said “what do I look like?” And I just said, “a donkey.” Then a tornado happened or something, and I woke up laughing. 9/10, excellent dream.

I had a dream that the Beatles performed for my family in our living room, and then John Lennon got up and started a game of freeze tag

one time i dreamt elijah wood locked me and frodo baggins in a room and did various tests on us because he thought frodo was just a cosplayer and i was insane. in the room there were speakers that played the sounds of birds singing and other natural sounds. also elijah was dressed in a lab coat and there were other people with him too so i assumed he just works as some sort of a doctor now

had a dream once where “Words Smallest Violin” was a popular song typically used connected to court cases or true crime so if you were scrolling through tiktok you’d see edits of unsettling crime photos with “my grandpa fought in world war 2, he was such a noble dude” playing in the background as the photos changed every beat

anytime a dream of mine particularly sticks with me, i write a description of it in my notes app, along with additional notes and the exact time i woke up. here are a few of my favourites (in order from least to most recent) •Arin from Game Grumps standing next to a hospital bed looking me directly in the eyes and saying (in a young Australian girl’s voice) “Some people fail(ed) zookeeping.” -promptly woke up from fear. it’s possible that the voice was my sister’s. 10:57 pm, Tuesday 28th July, 2020 •the phrase “this is Jon and he’s got, like, the opposite of a water bottle.” -alarm woke me up. Jon seemed to be a blonde twink, despite never appearing physically. 5:17 am, Monday 3rd August, 2020 •the phrase “He’s a silent gay man.” being said by Irish RU-vidr Terroriser. -was phasing towards sleep. 12:43 am, Friday 28th May, 2021 •a song ; “i’m throwin’ fruit/i’m feelin’ red/god is dead”. -the song was sung by an unknown man in a red shirt, possibly inside a car. 12:51 am, Friday 28th May, 2021

4:24 NEIL CICIEREGA AKA LEMON DEMON JUMPSCARE

Guys, you dreams are so chill. I once dreamt of being in the first day of school and the headmasters (who looked like Chiron from PJO, being a centaur, but wasn't Chiron) said that we could become pegasus if we did x thing (don't remember), and my whole class did, minus my friend, the emo kid and me. Next day, they were all pegasus and brainwashed into following the headmaster's cult so we had to stop them with laser guns. Honestly, the fashion choices in that one were great, we all looked sick.

One time I dreamt that it was a dark and stormy night and I was in a dark and gritty part of town. To take shelter I went into an abandoned building. Inside, were my parents trying to get me to do crimes mafia style. Also, to get into the room that my parents were in I had to wait until a bunch of Disney villains came out. For some reason, Yzma just kept on opening and closing the door in a sultry manner. I think this may have been how I realized that I was bi.

Had anyone heard of stuff like: “you can’t see your dead body in a dream” and such but then your brain takes it one step too far trying to test that out? So in this one dream I was somehow Mabel Pines (keep in mind that I have never sat down and watched Gravity Falls in it’s entirety), and I some reason started a time loop with me jumping off a waterfall, hitting my head, falling unconscious and then waking up back at the top of the waterfall. Amusing yet creepy feeling to be honest, having your actions reset over and over.

1:43 Holy Shit! My Barney dream made it in! It even has one of Joey’s iconic visuals to go with it?! 😱 Thank you so much!!! I loved this video and would love to see a part 2 soon!

I’ve had so many weird dreams, including -Bill Cipher trying to make a deal with me (I terribly sang a French song before sleeping and having this dream so 11 year old me was freaked out) -Akuji (One of my OCs) eating a corrupted triangle from Just Shapes and Beats to try and tackle a meteor shower destroying a museum (She failed) -A Poketuber trying to catch a rare legendary Pokemon but his revives were glitched, but he had a “silly” option he used, it used all the revives on a single pokemon and he got pissed -A mother going insane after gaining an item which grants people power at the cost of pain (which for some reason looks like an epipen) and stabbing her own daughter in the neck with it -One of my online friends accidentally setting fire to my house

I once dreamt of an episode of Barbapapa where the whole family got lost in the woods. So Barbapapa stretched himself out to look over the top of the trees to look for a way back, but a sharp branch got caught in his back and ripped him open until he was dead. The whole family cried and had a funeral for Barbapapa who just looked like a burst pink balloon. It was very sad and I felt sick for days after I woke up :(

I wonder if my dream's gonna be here

I had a dream where eminem came back with a new persona called chubby sunshine and he sung like jolly country songs and sea shanties and it literally shocked the world like it was on the news for weeks, literally everyone was talking abt it u couldn't go more than 2 minutes without someone mentioning how weird it was

Even if there were (dunno if there were) some people that lied about having these dreams, they were made up by their mind either way.

A while ago, I dreamt that my dad, with basically no coding experience, somehow managed to code pac-man. Even weirder, the whole game looked like a watercolor drawing, and all of the ghost’s colors didn’t match. There actually may have been seven ghosts, I can’t remember.

I have had 4 different dreams almost exclusively about actor Ralph Macchio. To sum up the 'important' ones, first one, I was walking around my middle school, found an unopened pack of oreos, went to the cafeteria, and Ralph was my substitute English teacher, which I was very mad about. And the last one, I was just talking to him in a Walmart?? Then I dreamt up that he had a Tiktok account. Scary tbh 😖😖😖

I had a dream once where I went back in time to a reality where everyone lived on saturn, and I met Steve Harrington. At one point I asked him how everyone can live on saturn bc it's a gaseous planet, and surely everyone would just go through it. He turned to me and suddenly the atmosphere of the dream turned more tense and less fuzzy. He told me 'not to think about it too much', and then acted like nothing happened, which kinda freaked me out. The rest of the dream was just us showing each other our playlists on our phones, although he didn't really know how to use his.

4:17 why do i want this dream to be real

There was this Splatoon related dream I had once. It was normal at the start with me playing Turf War, but as the match went on my inkling started to wander into parts of the map that I haven't seen before. Before I knew it my inkling was on the roof of a building in the map, and I was the only one who could get to it. I pretty much just stayed there the entire match looking around on the roof thinking that I might've just unlocked some weird glitch or something.

I once had a dream where I was entering this triangular building by the beach and there was this giant forty foot pine tree outside. When I came out from the building, the tree was chained to the floor by spiderwebs and Tom Holland was sitting on top of it. He got this serious look in his eyes and said, “He’s coming. You have to defeat him.” Then he flew away and the tree stood up. It roared with its tree-mouth and I knew this was the “him” Tom Holland was talking about. So I grabbed my lightsaber and killed the tree. It fell backwards, and I knew I had accomplished my mission. Then a portal opened to a fairyland full of fairies and a lady who resembled my irl friend told me I was late while sorting world maps in a treehouse. Then I woke up

0:59 it must suck getting ads for the silly hat emporioum in your dreams

I also had one where a sentient price of bologna took over kroger. It moved around by scrunching up and spreading out like a cartoonish worm. You had to tell it you loved kroger and never wanted to leave. I was like 9 at the time and it's still one of my wildest dreams.

0:44 I feel like this is a premonition kinda dream

The other day I dreamt that I was a twitch streamer in a streaming group. Everyone was doing face and voice reveals but I couldn’t for some reason. I started running to look for an excuse to not show my face. It morphed into my elementary school and once I got to the office I saw and alternate version of my self. The alternate version was mainstream. Then they beat me to death with a microphone screaming ‘you only have water!!!’

the "guardian angel that looks like your soulmate" thing would honestly make a pretty good writing prompt, usually i don't like soulmate prompts bc they're all really similar but for some reason that one seems like it'd be cool that, also the berries and cream romcom would probably be an interesting short joke fic

My most recent dream was where I was apart of a sitcom, but i was not apart of the cast, and based on their reactions of me sitting at the table with them I was some kind of entity rather than human. It was an episode about one of the characters working a restaurant by himself to prove he could run it. The rest of the cast were the costumers to make sure he didn't overdo it. Best part was when I sat down with them, several of them giving shocked looks as I reply, "Calm down, it's not like I clipped through the wall to get here. 🤨" And the guy running the restaurant suddenly shouted "God?" I proceeded to ignore him and looked through the menu. Nobody else commented on this interaction for the rest of the meal.

PERFECT! Now's the perfect time to talk about a dream of mine that I remember very much. *ahem* One time, I dreamt... I was a pirate with other pirates, looking for an island that is fabled and rumored to have glorious amounts of pure gold, jewels, and other various treasures (a simple pirate’s tale, right?) and once we arrived at our destination; other pirates are also there, too, arriving with us. Once we docked, I decided to go on my own to see if the island was full of treasure as fabled, I went through the island’s rainforest and found some Aztec ruins and an Aztec temple/pyramid, I entered this temple and searched the place (with slight obstacles to boot), and found the main room, which is empty and full of cobwebs, As I entered the middle of the room with disappointment on my face; the center of the ground (that I was standing on) cracked and fell down, I landed on grassy ground and looked up, with horror on my face, to see other pirates (stabbed through stomachs, arms, and heads) crying and groaning with pain, doubting themselves for ever being here. There, I noticed a large, slithering body crawl around the torture room, I turned to the other side to see a gigantic snake (twice the size and length as a Titanoboa) staring at me with piercing eyes, it didn’t do any harm to me; it just stared at me, that’s when I learned that this island is a trap to punish and torture the greedy, I heard the roars and the stomps of the other pirates entering the temple, then the torture room started filling up with a red liquid (which may be blood or very old water), then one of the pirates from above fell down and was immediately grabbed by the gigantic snake’s tail, and was bashed against the wall, over and over, until I heard a crunch. Then I woke up for school and told that to my mom. I dreamt of pirate slaughter.

One time I dreamt I was thrown into the Backrooms for reasons. The rest of the dream was just me evading three types of monsters roaming the area. The first ones were called "Walkers". All I remember was that you needed to run away from them to survive. They also might've looked like dogs, but idk. Next were monsters to which I forgot the name. To avoid getting killed by them, you needed to hide in a closet. I nearly died to one because I panicked and got out early. The last are the "Clockwork Oranges". They're a mash between those mannequins in clothes stores and those wooden puppets artists use. I found one sitting crisscross in a room, and it chased after me. I ran into a room that resembled a classroom, where there were more. They killed me while counting to ten.

I love it when dreams have fictional characters in them for no reason. I once dreamt that I was in a Pokémon-catching contest, throwing Pokeballs at comically large snails (not even snail Pokémon, just regular old snails). I only caught a level 2 Caterpie and had to do a battle tournament. Turns out you have to spend EXTRA TIME to level up your Pokémon properly within the allotted time slot, and I lost to a level 50 Pokémon, forgot which one. When I blacked out, I saw Cyrus from Pokémon standing in a black void with a spotlight above him. He said something along the lines of “If you cut ties with your spirit, you probably would have won.” He was talking DIRECTLY to me. “I have a request of you, [my name], find the Creator, and release me from my interdimensional prison. I’ve changed my mind.” He said, and then I woke up from my blackout and had THE Red chains in my hands, I brandished them to throw them at the Creator (presumably Arceus) to free Cyrus, and then I woke up. For some reason, what Cyrus said about “letting go of my spirit” stuck with me. It felt like his weird way of saying “don’t let emotions cloud your judgement”. He was right, if I spent less time trying to capture the comically large snails for any advantage they might have, I would’ve had more than just a level 2 Caterpie, and would’ve probably won the competition, or at least gotten past the first round. Idk what would be on my team, though, other than a Butterfree.

I love how you add pictures/animations to your videos; it really makes it so much better, especially in the funny ones Also, a short dream: I was in a department store and I helped a customer find something, and the manager was so grateful that he gave me a partially used roll of yellow duct tape in return. I was like "...tape? uh, thanks I guess?" but he didn't seem to think anything was weird and then I ended up using the tape for something later in the dream (I don't remember what)

i'm so jealous of you guys for having short fun dreams with characters in it. my dreams are long, first person, slice of life, realistic fiction novels. just imagine a regular day playing out. when a game or cartoon character appears in my dreams, it's on something, like a screen or a print.

I remember having a dream where I was a famous Animal Jam youtuber and that I was caught in drama because I said that arctic wolves couldn't dance. Whenever I went into a server, people would chant my username and I would always run off crying.

One of my oddest dreams is probably the one where I spent a zombie apocalypse being annoyed by my family's stupidity until, fed up, I pirouetted off into the sky 🤣

A lot of these made me laugh really hard, I always love hearing about other’s odd dreams!

My dreams are often pretty weird, so here are some highlights: In my backyard, I met a yo-kai who was normally invisible except for her reflection. After revealing herself, she invited me to the Chaotic Realm (not the one from Castlevania). I accepted her offer, so I ended up on either an unfamiliar earthlike planet or in a parallel universe. Josh from the RU-vid channel Let's Game it Out rebuilt Devastator from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Later, Professor Poopypants (who had stopped trusting almost every person on Earth) allied himself with Josh and Devastator. I stumbled upon a secret society of Barbies. In the far future, a cosmic being dubbed the Cleric was taking portions of the Sun and throwing them at the Earth. To combat the Cleric, the humans grew supersoldiers who started life as conjoined twins with extra limbs. With the supersoldiers and some nanobot swarms, humanity eventually defeated the Cleric. While hiking down a trail, I chose to ignore friction so I could slide around like the ground was ice.

I once dreamt that I was actually the reincarnation of an eldritch entity. I would randomly transform into a hulking mass of flesh and mouths and I was constantly craving Pringles. I was also in space for some reason. Now, that dream became the basis of one of my favorite personal universes that I delve into when I’m bored.

I had a dream where me and my friends were isekaid into Genshin Impact and I remember we all got thrown into one area each (nations+dragon spine cause fuck that place) and I got managed to find two of my friends quickly but they kept trying to flirt with the characters they simped for and I remember trying to keep them alive and trying ti make sure tehy didn't vividly make the characters uncomfortable made me so stressed out. By the time we got to Liyue we saw Childe, and he is canonically apart of an evil organization and I had to full body tackle one of them to prevent us from being involved in crimes. I ended up waking up because it stressed me out so much trying to manage these two chaotic and horny friends

3:21 this actually sounds like a cool story, like the robot was made by the aliens and escaped after gaining consciousness. But the aliens want the robot back for the war and said they would give them a soul, robot rejects and escapes from them, shenanigans presume

4:37 Neil NEEDS to know about this rn I just know this would make for a banger song

-A fairly recent dream about me and Kikuo (specifically his caricature) touring a parking garage, where someone in all black jumped us and ended up shooting Kikuo, causing him to flop around like a gmod character -A new Encanto ride released in Disney World, and I went on it with Celestia Ludenburg and Gonta Gokuhara (both are Danganronpa characters) -I went to a sleep away camp with the DHMIS main trio, and ended up lost in an area filled with Pokémon cosplayers

5:20 LMAO someone make this a fanfic before I do!

One time, I dreamed that I, alongside a little robot, had been running away from something or someone. The setting was a place I knew, but was far more forested and like a gorge. A few moments later, we hopped on something similar to the Mario Kart speed boosts and were going from boost to boost. The robot seemed to be way more used to this than I was, and for some reason during this, was singing about the frighteningly fast pace humanity’s rate of expansion in technology was. Ever since that, the song has stuck to me.

A few dreams I remember so far: -Six of the kids from the lord of the flies get rescued by a giant military carrier/cruise ship fusion while leaving behind a few of its passengers (one of which was Oprah). The giant military carrier/cruise ship fusion took the kids back to England and enter a bakery, the owner of which decides to ruin a perfectly good cake because one of the kids wanted it. - An Alternate broke into my house, kidnapped Gordon Freeman, walked all the way to Central America, and forced the Madrigals to wear fancy silk dresses from Europe and dream masks. Gordon wakes up in a bathroom with cherry blossom petals and golden yellow LED lights. Gordon Freeman attempts to waterboard a phone with a diamond studded golden case and the clearest camera quality in the bathtub before being sent to the dining room to eat soup with the alternate that kidnapped him. - Ducktales (2017), Omori, and The Simpsons had a crossover that all a could remember from it was a out of context scene in which the Maverick wore a pair of skis, being propelled forward by birds attracted to rope he was holding while chasing Bart Simpson wearing nothing but a T-shirt. Both of them looked like they were screaming. I would love to anyone animate these.

I've been having a recurring dream where I'm a college student, and I have to get to a third floor of a library for something important. The problem is, a crime happened in said library so security is sweeping about and the third floor is 'off limits' so I gotta stealth mission. The crime and item are always different but the situation and settings are the same.

I don’t remember a lot of the dreams I’ve had, but one that I do remember: I was walking along the sidewalk when I came across my old gym teacher’s house, and he was building a porch so I decided to help him. Soon after, his son came outside to help us, except his son was an anthropomorphic and very buff black cat. We got done building the porch pretty quickly, but then he just started building it on top of my face and I could feel my face getting squished. Anyway, I somehow ended up at home, except my bedroom was massive and completely colored in white, and I was watching an alternate version of Dream. Said alternate version of Dream had a much nicer lime green and white color scheme, had a mouth like a sexy demon, the face of a biblically accurate angel, a whole bunch of X’s all over, and he was generally insane and used a lot of spray paint (for some reason he made me think of a Splatoon character with all of those traits). That was the whole dream.

This wasn't mine but it was my friend's dream. The important thing to note was that she had chicken the night before she had this dream. So she woke up in the middle of the night and heard something from the kitchen, she noticed that the refrigerator light was on and saw a man eating the leftover chicken like a rabid animal, the guy turned around and...It was Jerma. Her family all woke up and came to investigate (including her dog) and they all were congratulating him for eating the chicken and then her dog started speaking Spanish for some reason

6:34 ayo it's meeee :DDD thank you tonka joey for this honour 🙏🙏 If you're curious about any other wild dreams I've had I once had a very horror-like one where I was stuck in a random campsite in a time loop because our school's coaches broke down and to contrast, one where I was a dragon in the hunger games and another where I was just sat in a building burning watching William Afton make out with Henry Emily. He shows up frequently in my dreams and I can't escape him. Please send help

Last night, I dreamt about Markiplier was doing a reacting video OF MY DREAM LIVE! He kept making comments and laughing at whatever it was going on. And as the dream progresses, it shifted a little to where "we" were watching the FNAF movie (it's not out yet), and we were waiting for Mark to make his appearance in the movie, including the Special Thanks part of the end credits. He never showed up, and we both were angry about it. I could hear and see him on the top left corner of my eye has he said something like, "This is bullsh*t!" And then I woke up, wanting to continue that dream.

3:39 Mr Hippo? Is that you?

While a few dreams come to mind (including the three dreams I actually managed to escape a chase sequence without waking up and one where I was very consciously trying to enter a password on my phone), there is one I had a few months ago that will always stick out to me. Not because of the dream itself, but because of how I woke up from it. In the dream, I was participating in a strange contest. The contest was a race around a baseball stadium (specifically up in the walkways in the stands) which was interrupted by various event stalls that each contestant had to participate in. I came in second place, and the dream transitioned to another occurrence of the event (it was a yearly thing or something). This time, I was doing better, I had a clear lead in first place, and I reached the last little minigame thingy before the final stretch before the finish line. This event was a food stall where each contestant had to eat certain foods before they could continue the race. The person at the counter (who for some reason was one of the managers at the store I work at) handed me the first piece of food, which was some sort of granola bar covered in a bunch of chocolate. Not something I'd usually eat, but this was for the contest. The granola bar turned out to be so dense that merely biting into it somehow forced my eyes open, waking me up. Just to be clear, as my jaw closed on the granola bar, my eyes opened at the exact same time as if those two parts of my body were somehow directly connected. Easily the weirdest experience I've ever had in a dream

the image from 12:09 needs to be my wallpaper

I'm so frickin' proud of myself that 2 out 3 of the ones I wrote down on that video made it into this one. After Hippo Soup I totally wasn't expecting another so this video ending on Berries and Cream has me in literal tears, omg 😂😂 thank you. This was brilliant.

This video made me burst out laughing, I almost choked on my drink😭 Anyway, when I was in high school, I had a dream that I was in a lunchroom w/ my friends. It was a completely normal day until the lights flickered and turned off. Everyone started screaming, but when the lights turned back on, everyone but my friends and I disappeared. We freaked out and left the lunchroom, but we found out the school was completely destroyed. Eventually, we found out we time traveled 100 years into the future. I can’t remember what else happened in the dream, but I remember telling my friends the next time I went to school. Now, every time I have a dream about being in school, it’s even more weird and disturbing. I always wake up relieved I’m not in the dream anymore.

I had the funniest dream a few nights ago. I dreamt that I went to Spirit (Halloween store) because they’d just opened up a new section that repaired costumes. I went to go get something or other fixed and while I was waiting, a man came up beside me asking the guy behind the desk to fix his cape. I turn and it’s the freaking Phantom of the Opera! 😂😂😂 Just then, the store speakers start to play “Think of Me” from the musical. The Phantom nudges me and says with a sly grin, “You know that woman singing? I’m responsible for her sounding that good!” He keeps smirking, I’m trying to figure out what to say, and then I wake up from the awkwardness. 😂 This dream probably stemmed from a Phantom-inspired work I’ve got up on AO3.

1:21 I had one similar to that, only instead of sliding, I was running around holding a shopping trolley above my head and running around hitting demons with it.

I once had a dream where I was playing poker with Spamton, William Afton, the Imposter from Among Us, and one of my original characters. Somehow, every one of them had killed me at least once before the dream ended, but I kept being revived.

The weirdest dream I've ever had is definitely the one from when I was in seventh grade, and Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2 took over my school. He replaced my favorite English teacher, and also kidnapped some girl. The weirdest part was that it turned into a musical where me and a bunch of clones of myself started playing The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance in the middle of the street. Honestly, I wish it lasted longer, because I wanted to know the ending.

i once had a dream where i was aboard the Starship Enterprise with Spock, Picard, Kirk, and a few others. We were all having a good time when something happened aboard the ship that prompted us needing to use escape pods. Kirk, Spock, Picard, and i all shoved ourselves into one pod and we got the hell out of there, but we couldn’t control where the pod was going. We soon discovered the pod’s trajectory was targeted straight for the sun and we couldn’t do anything to stop it. so we all said our goodbyes and crashed straight into the sun. i woke up crying. i was 7.

There's this dream that I've had since I was very, VERY, young. It is set in the kitchen at Paradise Park. It goes nearly the same every time, I'm sitting in the chair, eating food, but it's poisoned and I usually know this because I've been there many times. I avoid eating the poison while everyone else continues just eating. I don't usually warn anyone but this time, my friend was there. I told her to be careful about the food because it's poisoned. Her response was: "I can't die, I'm a cactus." And then I woke up.

Last night I had a dream about some kind of big hotel chain mafia. My family were detectives, but then my brother got kidnapped. It had a very Ketterdam (shadow and bone) vibe.

I once dreamt that I was hiking up a mountain and heard some kids screaming. I found two girls (about 7 and 9) stuck in a cave. The older kid promptly turned into Thomas the Tank Engine and chased me down the mountain into a ghost town. I yelled for help, but no one was there except Thomas. Then Thomas turned back into a little kid and told me how she was a US government experiment. She was supposed to kill as many hikers as possible, so there would be less hikers alive to vote on an upcoming bill to abolish the National Parks. After that, the girl proceeded to get suddenly older and she became Jinx from Arcane/League of Legends. She then shot me and I woke up. I was surprisingly never scared, not during the chase, not even when I got shot.

I had a dream once that simon cowell was opera singing on the roof of my grandmas garden shed as we all gathered around. It was like some kind of end credits scene.

9:38 that’s actually a really cool soulmate AU concept fr

I had a dream a while ago where I was a werewolf (as in I was able to transform into a wolf at will) surviving with a friend group I don't talk to anymore in the middle of a nuclear apocalypse. I ended up captured by scientists who experimented on me and turned me into a cyborg wolf, then I escaped and tried to find my way home while surrounded by mutant eldritch ducks. The second half of the dream where I was captured and escaping played out like a first-person adventure video game complete with a minimap which showed me just how far away from home I was. There was another were-animal there too, but I didn't see them again after we got turned into cyborgs.

9:57 I feel like DND players would have the craziest dreams