My Worst Characters 

“Everytime I’m playing, I just decide to stop losing and I win” is a quote I’ll use on my friends for a long time

As a Smash fan, I have been locked out of my house several times because I can't turn the doorknob a quarter circle.

"I fear not the man who inputs 1000 moves, but the man that inputs 1 move 1000 times" - Bruce Lee (kind of)

My favorite bit on this channel is the single, constantly reused clip of him tossing his switch in the trash

8:10 “look at that he was at 1-... (can’t remember the rest of the number) million %” improv at its finest ladies and gents

"Let's see if we can squeeze out a few more wins." "We are going to squeeze *(ad break)* 0 more wins."

Okay but imagine how broken little mac would be if he was actually in Street Fighter and there were no ledges to fall off of wait that's just 3rd strike dudley

The only thing worse than a One and Doner is someone that leaves when the score is 1-1

"the time for talking is over, now it's time to push buttons." ~ Dr robotnik

Hey hey hey I see that Dedede in Elite Smash at 0:54. We getting Dedede Elite Smash soon (or did you do it in another video and I'm just non-observant)?

10:24 it's funny cuz Ken's back throw is called the "Hell wheel" and the display has flames on the edges

“Top mobile turn based rpg” Well boys we did it. Raid shadow legends is no more.

What if this was someone's first Alpharad video and they see it like it's a normal Smash video, y'know pretty funny... And then they just see an old man scream at them.

10:33 ken really said “I did it” for cheesing the little Mac

"That was not intentional" *kills* "I have changed my mind"

LittleZ: *sees title* LittleZ: “I have no such weakness”

4:00 it’s almost like Ryu is from a game that emphasizes proper neutral and defense

Me: Why is Alpha making a whole video on the Street Fighter characters? Summoners War: Allow me to introduce myself

Today it was a little depressing day for me: my gf got mad at me because she thinks I lied to her; parents thought I got fired from my work; I'm all home alone and I got a little anxiety because I finished translating a 212 maintenance manual this week only. I know it's not a great deal but most of the time I feel like I have no word on anyone, nobody cares and no one listen to me or misunderstands what I say. The only one who made me feel a little bit better was my boss saying "Congratulations", and this video with one of my favorite content creators. Thank you Alpharad. And I'm sorry if I had to write all this but I had to let it out. Love you everyone. Take care and stay cool.

It's weird when the preroll, the sponsor, and the midroll are for the same thing...

Remember, Inputs are not that bad after some practice. I managed to pull off Quarter-Circles consistently the one time I played Garou: Mark of the Wolves thanks to practice from Smash. Probably should bring this up on a Terry video and not a Ryu/Ken video. Oh well.

i forgot ken and ryu are even in the game

Who else think that Alpha's editing has DRASTICALLY improved over the quarantine?

I'd absolutely be down to see you actually learn Ken, he's both a funny man with funny stuff and he has cool combos.

The laugh track made me know that I was supposed to laugh at the start

The cloud player at the end was definitely something that’s for sure lmao

I like how he has every DLC character in elite smash EXCEPT for Piranha plant

he wasn't lying about stock footage huh.

Alpharad: Has worst characters Little Z: *_IMPOSSIBLE_*

"I'm actually not that out of this" *Cuts to an even game*

Nintendo while putting his ken in elite “Omg, what was that? Whatever it is, it was awesome. Take elite smash you bastard.”

"That wasn't intentional, but if it worked, it would've been."

imagine running into Alpharad online and he somehow turns it into game of "Can I Win By Mashing Inputs?" and the answer is Shoryuken

7:52 It's not about getting the easy kill confirm, it's about sending a message

Something really important when playing Ryu is shakunetsu “red fire” hadouken (⬅️↙️⬇️↘️➡️+👊) is a great zoning tool to keep opponents in check and slow shaku also is good for ledgetraps

7:04 "there might honestly come a day when i start playing Ken a lot more, but I Just KENnot see me doing that with Ryu"

Throwback to when the title was “How do I play these characters”

Oh yes my favorite street fighter charater: DONKEY DONG

"The Joke is Fates is bad." Me who liked Fates and it was my first FE game: Grrrrr

He sounds so dead inside when talking about Summoner's War.

12:59 The most nostalgic klaxon in my life.

"And if you wanna play Summoner's War online, no battle will ever be the same!" *Laughs in Gany Hathor*

I think there's no greater feeling of catharsis than seeing Alpha """""""Henry""""""" Rad getting absolutely pissed at people who get one win and dip like cowards

I feel like i suck at ken but when i see people who can't play ken, i feel like a god

"Is that how you play Ken?" That's exactly how every Ken I've fought online plays so I'm gonna say yes.

Ryu walking into Elite Smash like "Howdoyoudoken?"

I love how he still played Street Fighter music throughout the whole DK section too.

Something about his laugh brings me pure joy and makes my entire day no matter what I have going on

How to play Ken and Ryu: Jab to Shoryuken.

If I was a playable character, I would never let you down

13:53 ah yes, the get homie stocked to win to bail combo. Haven’t seen such great execution on that one in quite some time

10:32 that roll in sudden death too LMAO my fav part of the video!!

Don’t u just love getting shield broken by a single f tilt yeah me too

It’s incredibly hilarious to me that you clearly know how to DO the traditional inputs and what they do, it’s just the rest of their kit that doesn’t make sense to you

I really like the variety you've been adding at the end of the videos! Like showing a sneak peak at the next Amiibo, and now DK on an un-related video. Un-ironically, I love it! :)

Alpha putting a timestamp for the start and finish of the ad is just as great as the person or people that put all of the timestamps for jump scares.

Timer: (reaches 30 seconds) Alpharad in Stewie Griffin: “Hi...TEE HEE HEE (starts running)”

3:07 get my freakin’ what today?

while you were fumbling with that corrin bit i got an ad so it said "the joke is that basketball is back"

I really like your quote about deciding to stop losing. It asserts that you are always in control, that you do everything with a purpose. You're an inspiration, Mr. Rad.

I love my matches to be the "Moose Tins"

hey jacob there could be some room for improvement on your bnbs and your focus movement is subpar. for a beginner ken, these super-basic bnbs should be a great start in your training SH Fair > FH/DJ Fair (30.2%) SH Fair > SH/FH Bair > Heavy Hadouken (39.0%/42.0%) *Hadouken generally stops working around 11%, reducing it to 35.1% SH Fair > FH Uair/Nair > Aerial Heavy TSRK (47.6%) *All 3 hits stop connecting around 15% ------------------------------ SH Bair > Dsmash (37.2%) SH Bair > Usmash (38.5%) SH Bair > Dsmash > Hadouken (45.9%) SH Bair > Dsmash > Heavy Tatsumaki (46.0%-ish) SH Bair > Dsmash > Roundhouse (52.4%) SH Bair > Dsmash > TSRK (59.2%) ------------------------------ Light Dtilt x2 > CK > IZ (25.1%) Light Dtilt x2 > Strong Dtilt > RH (27.7%) Light Dtilt x2 > CK > RH/Dash Attack (31.4%) Light Dtilt x2 > CK > Dsmash (36.5%) *Works primarily on very low percents across most of the cast, or for a large margin across heavyweights and especially fastfallers ------------------------------ Light Utilt > Ptilt > CK > IZ (31.5%) Light Utilt > Ptilt > CK > RH/Dash Attack (37.8%) ------------------------------ Light Utilt > Pjab > CK > SH Uair (37.2%) *Can be continued further after the Uair; works primarily on floatier characters Light Utilt > Pjab > Heavy TSRK (42.8%) Light Utilt > Pjab > CK > Roundhouse Kick/Dash Attack (45.3%) Light Utilt > Pjab > CK > AC Bair (47.3%) *Works around 90%; starts working much earlier with Rage ------------------------------ Light Ftilt > SH/FH Bair (25.7%/28.7%) Light Ftilt > SH Nair/Uair > Aerial Heavy TSRK (40.0%) *All 3 hits stop connecting around 60% ------------------------------ Grab > Pummel > Dthrow > Uair > Aerial Heavy TSRK (40.6%) *Works from about 10%-25% ------------------------------ (This list is from the shotocord btw, this is like basic beginner stuff so i'm confident you can do it :) )

I love the stock footage usage. Really suits your comedy

I love the segment titles of this video. how 2 ryu???, product, Ryu go brrr, Ken spams jab, donkey kong is here too

11:34 "he just didn't get to play diddy" correct, he got to play cloud instead

"Sometimes I decide to stop losing, and I started winning" Hmm yes, the floor is made out of floor

I love seeing Alpha play seriously like this.

Glad to see that the stock videos are still here

For preference: original title is “how do you play these characters”

"I couldnt see myself playing ryu, he's so stiff. But Ken, he is shmovin" Ryu mains on suicide watch like always

the thing is, when you win with a character you're good with it's like "huh cool" but when you win with a character ur bad with ur like "YES, LET'S GO" it always feels good

Honestly, I'm normally always happy to see an alpharad video, but an elite smash one always is watch to fun. This one definitely was.

Little Z: "One of my Best Characters" Alpha: How Does He Do It?

So here's alpharad getting Ryu and Ken into Elite smash and I can't even get my boy Yoshi into it. I know you can't be friends with a Yoshi main but can you at least have some mercy on me and show me how it's done good sir?

Okay. I’m always hyped for videos, but to see him plug Summoners War, a game I’ve been playing for years, I popped the hell off. Thanks for plugging my game, Jacob. Nice!!

I love the little video sections. 1. "how 2 ryu???" 2. "product" 3. "Ryu go brrr" 4. "Ken spams jab" 5. "donkey kong is here too"

Title should be: My worst character’s... and donkey kong

"Let's see if we can squeeze out one more RAID SHADOW LEGENDS"

God love the absolute savior that is Alpharad! He timestamped his sponsored segment so it's easier to skip. Bless this man.

This was way too funny! Can’t wait to see more Elite Smash vids!

I was training my ryu amiibo when this came on

Playing these characters is actually easy, just use downtilt until you can kill with a stupid special move

Really appreciate it when uploads have the video segmented Thnx Alphachad

I like that you are using stock footage and it makes it more funny

You two could watch this video early for the low price of 4.99 of month.

Alphard: this is one of my worst characters Little Z: this is one of my best characters

the editing gag where someone hits the other and then they just skip to the end screen always makes me laugh

4:06 just a book mark for the eventual "WHAT?!" compilation

I knew this was sponsored by summoners war when I saw the thumbnail

10:52 Hold up, I spy Samus, Bowser, Young Link, Dedede, Cloud, and King K. Rool in Elite Smash despite there never being videos on them. 👀

I have to say I really really like the timestamps in this video. Tells a story and helps people the haha funny characters.

i really want "how to play ken 101" and it's literally only just the first ken clip with the afk dk

Ah the old “I beat you so I won’t rematch you” players, classic.

Ken main here: Learning him was absolute agony

7:17 And yet HERE I wait for the day that Alpharad FINALLY plays Lucario and gets to play some elite smash with him! Especially after what he did to save his Lightlocke run with Lucario in the past! Also, that Lucario should have won. You gimmicked. Good job.

7:20 Perfectly represents my struggle against the bs in smash when trying to use the traditional inputs.

Yes, finally more Elite Smash nonsense! Thank you for this, I was wondering when it was coming back. Maybe you'll finally get the full roster in Elite one day...

This just in: donkey kong in street fighter

Alpha: Haha funni jab shoryuken Me: **foreshadowing shoryuken fallout**

Me: ok this is going to be a ken and Ryu video. Alpharad: MoNkE