Mystery Flesh Pit National Park 

Real shit.

@@buggi_zak 15 dolla 0.5 liter wata battal

That's probably the most realistic part out of all of this

That's bullshit, water bottles are usually 17 dollars

Better be some high grade water, from the fuckin abomination or someshit, 13 dollars for a half litre is a scam and is infinitely worse than anything in the creature

rip green boots

@@nymphaeacea the CCP mysteriously removing green boots and his brother from everest is one of the few good things they've done.

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Not only all of that, but they pumped it full of drugs to get it to go back to sleep, it coughed, puked, moved its arm so it wasn't lying on it and fell back asleep high off its gourd. So a good lazy sunday morning.

@@rowanjones5562we should all be so lucky

Humans are not Monkeys and this creature is not an extraterrestrial.

@SurvivorPrepper1776 True... Humans are much less smart than monkeys. Monkeys wouldn't be dumb enough to build a theme park in a giant monster's guts, do I really need to provide any more evidence than that?

Reminds me of the auto industry

@@6Six6Six6Bruhthat’s actually a great observation, +5 ration units

@@6Six6Six6BruhI guess it didn’t work on me ;-;

Eh not that scary, sounds pretty normal

@@Sing_A_Rebel_Song sorry what about mfp national park is normal?

I love how know one realizes that the humidity percentage is how much of the air is water so this means it’s underwater. But yeah, I work in a warehouse in Georgia and I wholeheartedly agree Update: thanks to everyone who has helped learn what humidity actually is because I was misinformed in school.

@@robo-joe6111 Humity is how much water the air can hold, so 100% humidity means that the air cannot hold anymore water.

I hate super hot days but when the humidity is high i can BARELY STAND to be outside lol. Its so muggy and im not even in Florida

Thats just fucking swimming at that point

That's what it's like in Ireland at the min and everyone is slowly suffocating 😅

well the fact you said there is a roblox game about it 1 hour later means that you finna get banned

Teehee

@@capybara5879 how does that make sense at all

@@cawsomeaolin because yes

@@capybara5879 ok

We need to print out the brochures and hide them in random places

That would actually be amazing

I want a Time Machine now

this is how mythology works

brb gonna get the brochures etched onto tiles and throw them into a bog

Honestly, it would be easy for me to assume I was dreaming, shift my position a little, and go back to sleep.

@@LizLuvsCupcakes After throwing up?

@@SemicolonExpected not a lot else to do at that point; the worst is over, nothing to do for it except sleep it off

And drugged, don’t forget drugged

And are pumped full of hard drugs by some weird new bacteria… But the audiobook is so good, you immediately fall back asleep.

yuuuuuuuuuuuuup

Oh fuck! That makes it SO MUCH WORSE

timestamp??

@@bonnerin0 1:01:43 "Radio contact established with ranger vehicle trapped within 'Oyster's Shame'. Due to ventricle closure, no feasible rescue strategy can be developed before complete mastication occurs."

@@JohnJohnson-jr6hp it's a crop like in birbs/lizards most likely. A chamber before the true stomach, filled with rocks to mash food up instead of teeth.

Honestly malevolent corporate bullshit is the perfect thing to add onto Lovecraftian horror

✨Capitalism✨

@@masqueraderedacted5826 the Soviets would have done a similar thing lmao, they would have used it for scientific propaganda or to scare US Christians somehow

@@msobota4080 I wouldn't be surprised, but technically the Soviet Union wasn't actually communist. Communism has never been implemented in any country.

@@msobota4080 capitalism bad

What about the 60s?

​@@Protoa-Ash-and-Arcwe dont talk about the 60s

@@Protoa-Ash-and-Arcthe what?

@@Protoa-Ash-and-Arc operation monarch

True that

Imagine knowing someone in your family or friends circle who went to an orgy at the mystery flesh pit…imagine your SO cheated on you by diving in the pit! Smh

I wanna go below the yellow line

@@Wired_User if your SO cheated on you in the springs, then they are not your SO anymore. With family you could gain new family “members”, your friends can get new spouses. The amniotic fluid is not only an aphrodisiac, it is also a very powerful tool to bond people after the “action”. If only it isn’t highly addictive and gives people withdrawal, it would be the next big thing in finding life partner

"Saved her from the wildlife that day, that night how we conceived you in the fondue"

You did what to moms what?!

Ants are too big. I'd say single-celled bacteria is more accurate.

*Imagine a green ooze of bacteria pouring into your mouth*

Yay I can choke and cause a mass ant tragedy

Yeah, that creature was the real victim

I hate you for this

Yea man I think we timetravelers are immune to that

Yeah…

Lmfao this is too real!

The incident report really has the feeling of nuclear/industrial accident report.

The only thing missing is the time getting more and more specific as the accident begins, it usually looks like: "On x day, this system was shut down for maintenance, and left out of service" "8 pm a shift change happened" "10:25 pm power failed" "10:27:35 vibration begins" "10:27:42 the sound of supports failing is heard" "10:27:55 the structure collapses"

Fr! During the report of the catastrophe, I was thinking about Chernobyl the whole time. Truly an example of humanity's mistakes

There’s another notice where they tell you not to bring outside food and water. It figures they force you to throw away your water as you enter the park gates just like any other park that will require you to walk long distances. People are going to be forced to buy inflated waters. *sigh*

Atleast there's all this cheap, healthy, Coke Heartthrob!

Or the fact thats scientifically impossible if theres no contact with the skin haha.Just a marketing scam

@@trevors.5922 hey, buddy, its also scientifically impossible to have a giant flesh pit in the ground. Scientific impossibility kinda went out the window

Well, if they are walking in the flesh, they kinda have some sort of contact with it, so it's possible right?

cheeseburger

the meat is certainly fresh!

assertive enterpreneurship at it's finest... if something exists, there will always be someone willing to make a profit on it, be it malignant cancer, tapeworm eggs, 4000 year old mummies or corpse juice.

At least they dont have to buy meat

makes you wonder where the patties come from

i mean both are pretty damn realiistic fuck CEOs lol

I’d love that

You have to agree that naming something "God's Mistake" is an incredibly ominous and -imponent- imposing name (?

@@floreroafloreril1458 unless it's the pelvic area

I'd think it's pretty funny ngl

To be honest they were also mining into it that might have had something to do with it to.

Or more PR based with as much deaths as possible with people still going there

Mystery Flesh Pit Tycoon

genius

Having as few "known" horrific deaths as possible. And make a point of turning the ones you can't avoid becoming public knowledge into "lessons about why visitors need to listen to you".

@@ladykoiwolfe Now we're talking

Yeah, its basically like we’re Mono to this creature; we gave it pneumonia (the rain going into the lungs), made it cough, gave it a sore throat (visitor center is the ‘frog in the throat’ and the poles, as well as mining being general pain), and even made the thing puke

I hate to tell you this, but there are probably teeny tiny little organisms doing the deed on/in you while you read this...

I think it’s interesting because that IS what’s happens inside of us. I believe most if not all microorganisms inside of us reproduce asexually but they still do that. We have bacteria eating our teeth every day and bacteria inside of our body digging around as they do. They were simply advanced capitalist bacteria that gave the guy a cold

@@MrKarma-dp8ud :( Poor baby

bro, just snoozing. He doesn't care 😂

same here!! i love this lore!

OG views of wendigoon tho 😏

Me too!

Yeah, watched this around the beginning of the year and absolutely had to come back to get a knowledge refresh 😅

What was the game’s name? Idk what video it is but I’d like to watch it! I love Markiplier and would love to see his opinion on this thing

I have to know what gods mistake was lol

What was the other one? Oysters Horror? 😂😂 Sorry but I got a 💦 vibe off that

I though gods mistake was from Gemini entertainment

@@strawberrylotlizard The more i live the more i belive it's Us :)

@@MrSnuggles3000 I believe that's Nature's Mockery

Or don't have the funding?

@@trippy0752 that kind of aligns with what I'm saying. People are scared to back a project like this because it wouldn't be a "safe" bet.

I wish they were more courageous, it's like how scp articles could make the perfect shows or even full length films and yet no one even tries to adapt them

@@trippy0752 it may happen eventually. People do adapt them into games and short films right now so it’s headed into that direction. We saw a few Creepypasta get a TV adaption and (not the best examples narratively, but still something that started online) Slender Man and Five Nights at Freddys have become mainstream and made into movies. We’ve even seen viral Twitter threads adapted. TVs shows and musical artists have started using the ARG/unfiction format to advertise. Hollywood has started looking more and more into internet creations for ideas. I think it’s only a matter of time before it becomes the norm to adapt internet stories, creations, and other viral media.

I don't agree with that semtiment, some movies are just easy cash, then you have movies like Lamb or Underwater, at least recently.

this terrifies me more than anything in the entire 1hr 16 and a half minute video Wendi made... 😳

how did it cough, choke and vomit in like 10 minutes then?

@@mintsmooth860 I have no idea, that's just what it says on the blog 😅

@@mintsmooth860 it was asleep beforehand, and considering how large it is, probably has faster responses to things like drowning or poisoning (a little water in one’s lungs is really not good)

​@@mintsmooth860breathing while asleep is comparatively quite slow. The heart rate can dip to 40bpm. Coughing however is a rapid, involuntary set of muscle spasms. The fact that it took that long to cough, when a regular human takes like a second, is already a huge deal

Price gouging is the true evil of this world

Giant flesh monster: horrifying $13 bottled water: horrifying

I hope that’s because it’s from springs in the park with some of the libdo stuff but it’s probably just tap water

Giant Flesh Monster: Exists SCP Foundation: WE'VE GOT ONE

I paid $5 for a bottle of water and that's all I talked about the entire day

Ok but imagine how jarring that must’ve been for your poor kid; they’re just trying to watch a horror video, safe in the knowledge that none of this can hurt them, then their parent shows up and as Sunny as can be, asks if you want to go into the flesh pit.

Don't you want to see where you were conceived, dear?

This comment is severally underrated

😞

Oh my goodness so freaking good

They probably didn’t tunnel far enough to make one lmfao

I wanna like but 420

Bro if there was a flesh pit irl id definitely be visiting it.

@@zeallust8542 duuude me too but people call me weird

Also Mt Everest which is one of the biggest bucket list goals ever, a mountain which literally uses ETERNALLY FROZEN HUMAN BODIES AS LANDMARKS DURING THE HIKE

Holy shit a fellow Humans Are Space Orcs fan! first one i've seen yet...

Well, if you didn't know people have guns to shoot bears and cougars. And I hate when people use 'people' as if every fucker wants to go spelunking through the deepest caves in the world.

I'm literally in fire

@@whyisitsohardtomakeahandleman that’s crazy you should probably cool yourself off using the massive abomination in Texas

I guess you can say they really felt God in that Chili's 🤣

Those would be giant baby back ribs... I want my cuthul...cuthul....CUGHULU BABY BACK RIBS....BLOODY GORE SAuuccceee.....

It said 'chilis too' and i thought it was like a sequel resturant lol

@@Phantomsangel actually same tho

I want my BABYBACKBABYBACKBABYBACKBABYBACK

wait until you go to Yosemite or Yellowstone

@@mjbarloweod bless america, where water is a business and somehow a Right at the same time… i think

Not even Disneyland is that cruel

​@@kmomo5697you get water for free at restaurants just ask that's the right Bottle water is the business because it comes from mountains or whatever (probably lying)

​@@jokerman9623 we all know that it comes from similar faucets as the ones we have in our houses

Pun not intended, I presume

After watching the Video Im so convinced that Made in Abyss is at least partially based on the Mystery Flesh Pit

Ayyy 😎

​@@arrhenninx4295the other way around

@@arrhenninx4295 made in abyss was written several years before the mystery flesh pit, so i think it's the other way around.

"i was conceived inside a creature inside a bigger creature"

LMAO

Same energy as the Dashcon Ball Pit baby

@@panniks9107 born in one womb: 🤓🤓🤓 born in 2 wombs: 😎😎😎

@@panniks9107 inside a n- other creature

Who wouldn’t risk their life to try the worlds first real aphrodisiac?

@@opsoc777 there are plenty of real life aphrodisiacs lol

@@es0teric76 From what I’ve read most of them were close to placebo, and had very inconsistent effects from person to person. There were a couple compounds that looked hopeful but are unresearched, and other than that just amphetamines, which come with a bunch of nasty effects.

But you get a free scoop of frozen yogurt.

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It already exist, kinda, just trade the flesh for literal living rock and you have almost described Deep Rock Galactic

LEFT 4 DEAD?1!1?!1?1

@@Hvision0000bro got so excited

That’s terrifying

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

lmfao

@@BillyShamsReal fourty five more of those and you got the whole circus clown chymus

Yo they are literally supposed to have nets under tight ropes they literally were asking for it

*"N I C E ."*

This comment made me audibly wheeze

Welcome to my club of screenshotted funnt comments. It’s very exclusive, you should be proud to get in here.

@@Joshdoingthings1We should kiss.

@@quinlanreed7162 bros tryna get a free pass 💀

imagine one of the testimonies being from one of the brains connected to a computer, and before the camera crew walks in you could see lines upon lines of "kill me" getting frantically deleted by its caretaker

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan stop

@@deltap6967 :)

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan so good!!

I love pseudo documentaries. This one would certainly be excellent.

I would obliterate their civilization leaving nothing behind

The fucking flu in a nutshell. Sleep one night with a sore throat and a bit o congestion, next morning I want to die.

Exactly

@@failtronic2646 hmm, so humans are a virus... yep, checks out, spend enough time on tiktok and you come to that conclusion

I wonder what my microbes' favorite brand of food is. It's like Osmosis Jones and the flesh pit is Bill Murray

Lupin da 3

I see you’re a man of culture as well ^^

Who would the other be?

Trevor Henderson

Let me guess Henderson

i wonder how an scp-173 or scp-096 theme park would be lmao

Scp 3001 hiking trail

@@otomatonesattheendoftime2396 I think diving would be more accurate.

“And here is scp 173! Make sure not to look away! WHY DID YOU LOOK AWAY TIMMY OH FU-“

@@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 SCP 173 being used as a jungle gym at a playground 😭 "don't go too far Juan! and remember... don't close your eyes."

“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

@@brandonporter8509 That gives me Terry Pratchett vibes

You NEED to play Darkest Dungeon

So the usual

No one like this anymore, we at 666 rn

defunctland, for either april fools or halloween, should 100% cover something like this and act like it was real until the end of the video.

I can totally hear “mystery flesh pit national park” in Kevin Purger’s voice.

@@kreamy12 Fascinating Horror did something similar once, treating the Jurassic Park movie like it was a real event.

Oooohhhh, an episode of "Abandoned" would be sick

I was just thinking Defunctland should find an excuse to make a video about this! Maybe for April Fool’s or something

I live in Dallas and I make trips with my sister to midland every once in a while for business. The biggest thing that intrigued me about this story is the man worked in the oil industry. When we drive towards and into midland, all you can see are oil fields. Don’t know if this adds any credibility to the story?

Same for me. This is kind of a special video. It feels like it captures me more than any other video of his. Sad thing is I could never find any video on RU-vid that gave me the same feeling. I would love the expansion of this lore.

Yea its basically if a human choked on too much water, coughed and threw up a little then smacked their elbow on a table.

@@roguevector1268 and someone gave you a shot of drugs

It is dread-inducing how all these deaths and devastation was caused by this thing just coughing and moving a bit.

@@jocosesonata imagine if the damn thing stood up. It would easily be visible from space.

@@Mikeinator_ And space only cause earth would probably be fucked by all that mass moving out of the ground at once, making probably thousands of square kilometers of ground collapsing kilometers down On the good side, probably it cant because it must get sustaintment from geothermal means, so getting out of the ground and probably not being able to go back in would just be suicide for it

They actually seldom went after corporations in film in the 80's. That's a 90's like with Fight Club and such.

@@coreym162 I see where you are getting at. But 90s movies like fight club hated corporations and consumerism in general. The 80s on the on the other hand had a weird hard on for the evil MegaCorp like in Robocop, Aliens, Terminator, and Blade Runner. The mining company that controls the flesh pit will fit in perfectly with weyland-yutani and Omnicorp.

Hahaha that's actually a pretty accurate assessment, so a blend of They Lives timeless corporate/political cynicism/the body horror of thing..with some of the satire of big trouble? Carpenters movies always had a cynicism about the Reagan nightmare they lived in, especially NY/LA, starmans like his only optimistic movie Idk though he got incredibly tired of Hollywood after nobody appreciated his movies at the time, maybe it could've been a low budget classic

Cronenberg! “In the vein of Scanners and Videodrome” could be the tag line

@@thecoldglassofwatershow "From the Director of 'Scanners' and 'Videodrome' comes a deep foray into a world of terror..."

i'd be an accommodating host

Honestly, you'd be unlikely to notice, unless, they showed up in the wrong place en masse, where you immune system would annihilate them.

That’s close to the plot of an episode of Rick and morty

Tfw you get salmonella

@@llewelynshingler2173 you'd be pretty likely to notice if they built a big metal structure around your jaw to keep you from closing your mouth, like people did with the pit 😨

Yep.

Mine was "im scared as fuck, it gave me nightmare and new fear, tell me more about this"

That's me

very much yes!

ññ

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised.

Sewer slide is so dank thanks for introducing me to that word brah

As one of those people, I was sweating the entire video LMAO

@@mothokingsley bruv moment

@@mothokingsley ayo? 🤨📷

oh my god that's so horrifying and sad

@@wywrd_mtnt fr

fuck that's tragic.

Unofficial, but it's too good to not mention (and is my personal headcanon): At least some of the people that went back in were addicted to the amniotic fluid and wanted one last fix. (Read that somewhere, I take no credit for it)

Aw that's a shame. I actually think the idea that these people WANT to go back in there makes it far more creepy and mysterious. The idea of people willingly do something that moments ago they were fighting for their lives to avoid is a trope I really like. It raises so many questions about what has happened to their minds and what other forces are at play that are beyond our comprehension. Wanting to go back to rescue loved ones is obviously still horrifying but it's in a more of a real-world tragic kind of way as opposed to an unknowable/incomprehensible horror kind of way. But then maybe this whole thing is better if we just consider it a huge living creature rather than anything supernatural with any kind of psychic abilities or anything. I guess it depends whether you're more interested in "what if we discovered this new huge life form?" vs "What if we discovered a god-like Great Old One style entity that is unfathomably old and utterly alien to us?". I'm a big fan of cosmic horror with supernatural elements, so I'm more drawn to the latter, but both options are still very Lovecraftian so I'm a fan either way.

THANK YOU

ant colonies are massive tho

And without even paying rent

@@lawbringermain9942 okay, so maybe tardigrades making an amusement park in your throat

isnt that just what bacteria and viruses do when you catch a cold lol

I mean idk about you but I’m pretty pissed whenever I get a cold XD

god's mistake

I see nature's mockery and just think of GHE, lol

Nature's unwanted child

Broken philosophy

@@billiejeanslover8929 no thats just one of the activities not the monster names

Our first date was at God's Mistake

"coincidentally, that's where you were also conceived!"

I'd probably brag if I was concieved in a place like that.

@@sarahni in the Q&A section of the website, someone asked if there was a chapel there and apparently there was! People did get married there. So, we meet for our first date, make sweet sweet love, and get married all in the same afternoon!

I would love to see a romcom about that, called smth like “Desires of the Flesh”

Reminds me of that one video of a girl who accidentally drank an ant infested sprite can, eugh

That is literally terrifying 💀

Shouldn't have slept with an open mouth smh

@@davidkonevky7372 i did that a month ago, my friend took my experience and wrote a story about it for school which was pretty cool

It's more like if sentient bacteria turned your body into a amusement park

Please don’t say you went to the orgy spring

And blood, god how it bleeds

@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando imagine amusement park selfies of visitors covered in that cave blood **eeugh**

Man, petition for Kevin to make a April Fool's video about the Fleshpit for Defunctland!

I love how it's real

this actually happened though right? I thought I remember people talking about this happening around 2007

"my word"

No, Wendichild, you can't have a water bottle. Look at those prices.

Welcome to Disney. Welcome to Hell.

omfg rewatch that bit and notice the hand towels right below the water bottles. "Hand Towel - $22.00 USD when avail." ummm.... when available? oh my the implications.

Because the price is bullshit

Osmosisjones?

@@youtubeSuckssNow osmosisjones.

Kinda like "the CSA" from a few years ago, a "documentary" from another universe that just...popped its way over to ours somehow, and its played entirely straight, just casually mentioning things that we have NO CLUE ABOUT because it didnt happen in our universe, but EVERYONE there knows it, so they have no need to explain it...

Or a found footage movie of a family of tourists going off trail

i'd love a Chernobyl-style miniseries going over the 2007 disaster and the events leading up to it

I’m sure Adventure Time had an episode about that

@@CannonZeroKiryu they did

Maybe thats what ibs is for humans, party parasites

Not even just that. They built FREAKING sex chambers inside it. I would be absolutely outraged

When you're casually sleeping and furless monkeys start building things inside you

i think most of us would 😂

Only if you hadn't earned your Emergency Preparedness merit badge. Imagine the Mystery Flesh Pit merit badge being Eagle Required.

@@koalabro6118 dude it would be like swimming, biking, or mystery flesh pit is required for eagle lol

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That’s better than graduating

Pretty much being springtrap

@@robertz.5199 What’s that?

@@_Cato_ An animatronic of Five Nights at Freddy's that was a man who got into a robot and got smashed by the systems so hard he basically turned into a rotten body mass that can't die inside the suit. Also, because the local was turned into a horror attraction the animatronic he was inside of was used as the main attraction, so yeah, checks out

@@robertz.5199 yea but instead of being fused together with 49 other people he was impaled from all angles and revived 30 years after his death

@@scotl6995 I like to think he was actually alive all that time. Not revived He just laid there, suffering, for thirty years. Pretty deserved, I think.

Yes.

They def based it in reality and especially the way humans will use whatever materials they can get their hands on to make profit. Knowing what people use from animals or deep from the earth in our foods or mass production; I could see humans going into a live creature just to use their body parts or fluids for profits. Eerily based in reality and therefore so much more enjoyable

the guy who made this is not only a genius, but you can tell he's having fun with it.

Ah yes the "pleasure domes"

Trick or treating! The trick is b l o o d

At least it was probably instant for alot of people because it would be like being crushed by 2 mountains

Bro just had to make it worse xd

New chew toy!!

Wish I didn’t know that!

​@@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665I am literally almost at that point in the video but you could easily be between 2 mountains crushing you and survive for hours as long as the mountains don't fully crush down

SAME

I have one of those shout out to Mr. Topliff Edit: Good man Good man Eddit: Honestly deserves more love he's been a teacher for 20 years and still loves his job

Tbf I think I'd listen to any history teacher if they were talking about a flesh pit

he reminds me so much of my high school history teacher, super cool

I think every history teacher is pretty cool Shout out to Mr. Orlando

"You don't get it guys, it's G I A N T S. And yes, this is gonna be in the exam."

Dude i love you for saying that

Omfg yes!!!!

Yes yes yes

I love you for saying that, you’re a legend

Yup

As someone from south Louisiana, on god bro