NARUTO IN 18 MINUTES 

UnPhayzable Stayed for the plot, came for tsunade*

UnPhayzable I came on tsunade in my dreams

UnPhayzable ii

UnPhayzable Naruto x Shizune

What's the difference?

Naruto: wastes all of his chakra and gets obliterated Kurama: ah shit here we go again

What would happen if Naruto unlocked four tails?

PPain18 lol, he would go oblivious.

@@ilmije why?

so karuma has always carried naruto in fights and naruto is usless without him?. just asking, sorry

He's a murderer, not an animal.

Lol. He has Tsukuyomi.

@@quick4719 did you watchthe whole shippuden?

uh, yeah?

@@quick4719 i tought you didnt watch it so you didnt know the truth about him

Samme

Veronica Moses SAME 😂😂😂

Same

Same 😂

*2:47*

For real…

Thats only one thing

Alyssa Winter it is JUST A LIL BIT illegal tho

AssasinGames he was and level s villain they were allowed to kill him on sight he was on the village

Kingredrex cause Itachi was a rogue ninja, and Sasuke is a ninja

Urboiii R345ytd Yeah, i watched the show. Still would be murder since he is killing someone.

Kingredrex not a crime as a ninja

i will die

foxykid200 Roblox 2029 quote kids 👌

*rapidly hitting his tittes

Me: so, it's ok fight back against your mom, even if she's going to give you the whip in the behind?

He should be a parent

Frr💯

Favourite part bruh😂

FRRFRFFR

For real real for real for for real

@@mackenziemahoney3719 for real real for real for for real

Sauce gay

OMG YESS

Your Worst Nightmare Gaara only had those evil intents cuz he thought no one cared about him then after that huge Jinchuriki fight he realized he’s not alone so I guess he turned good a little

Jazmin Aguilar why you gotta be a smartass and ruin the joke

Naruto put his talk no jutsu in his head and then made gaara good

@@about1162 I don't think it was a joke :/

*heals a fish*

YOU MEAN CAUSE SN EARTHQUAKE

I'm original not at that time at all that’s at the beginning of shippuden so it took her 3 years to do that after being taught by one of the 3 sannin and still she was nothing compared to naruto and sauske

@@racismisnotapersonalitytra8225yeah but naruto and suske can destroy multiple mountains at once and can survive direct hits from the 10 tails

@@antonarrington7557 yeah they just summon giant fucking monsters that destroy anything in sight

Thank you 🥰

Chunin exams confuses me 😟

@@ogdakota no problem

@@dolliefaith3863 it’s alright because it isn’t that important to the story tbh

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I would say like a 10000x stronger with sspm lol

I Watch Ooftube Fax

Way more than 10x

Yeah I said that before I finished shippuden it’s more like 100000000

I mean yeah wouldn’t Tsunade eventually notice that Naruto is chunin level

keanu griffiths more like top 10 questions scientists still can't answer

Because she's a girl.

keanu griffiths she’s more useful than sarada

keanu griffiths who are you talking about

One Piece Have you watched the video?

@@rainingcomplete3018 respectful itachi

Itachi has manners

Naruto is 9 seasons not 10!

yea we can read the title bro

Ya boy Isaac I couldn't fucking breathe when he said that

My favorite part was when he showed up in the room and said "Nigga what?!"

But still he got fucked up

He fast asab

man how did he not mention how hyped up lee got us during that fight

But no one can hold his weights cause they broke when he dropped them and it made the floor break a little Remember?

Maneee leaf ninja in general fucked garra up 🤣

hehehehe😄

The most polite serial killer

the Gacha chelsea HAHAHA YEAH😳🥰😂😂

Ikr

Probably the most refined person ever in Naruto.

lol i know right

TheCoronaVirus I mean she would just be useless

Thug Mario yeah since she can’t break floors like she can in boruto and plus they didn’t even let her go lol

Did you even watch the series? They didn't allow her to.

接密 that was a filler

@@syedaparsa567 exactly, its not like she didn't want to

das a good one

And the swing

Roasted

Depends... If we’re talking about the main series then yeah but if it’s the spinoff thennn

yikes

😂

Thank You Sir

Lungacha 😂😂😂

and saved a birds wing

If u think about it sakura *cough uselessness is always saved by someone.

she killed the fish so she could save it...

Lungacha lol!!😂😂😂 what do you mean thats all she can do

Other than the plot, and battles, that’s literally 80% of the show.

Same here bro.

@@d2cyan 90% of the show is flashbacks. And 10% is the actual naruto timeline.

@@driftera2z745 it’s the opposite

To be honest

LMAO

😂😂😂

169th like

You have 666 likes but I’m gonna ruin it because I need to like

Lmao when Sakura was about to introduce herself I got an ad

Mizuki: Time to die naruto Naruto: play the music Giorno theme intensifies

Facts

Lmao true

@@BrokeBanda1 Mitzuki: oh no...not the giorno theme...im so dead

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kthxbye

Looks like the checkmark doesnt always work.

Bro why do i see you everywhere

LMFAO

That goes for both

naruto isnt orphan manito namikaze is his father the 4th hokage

Bro no way I did not know that

@@bhavyaraj426 but weren't his parents killed right after he was born?

Poseidon 😂

hey at 7:56 that was quality singing

His just trying to summon his demon friends lol

true true

Facts

U mean 1000 years of pain

Arun Nair it’s death in the English version

Yeah I was waiting

So THAT'S what he was saying

Nice pfp

That Guy he acknowledged naruto’s wallet

john ikhaine nah sometimes he gave naruto ramen for free when he was hungry soooooo

The ramen GOD demands respect on his name

So true!

@@johnikhaine6214 no he gave naruto free ramen until naruto insisted he pay because he was able to get money for it by doing missions

And his dad

Excuse me! Sakura cut her hair it’s such a BIG deal. I mean these other people have had their loved ones die and over here she has just lost her hair. And she cut it too. SUUUUUUUUUUUUCH A BIG DEAL. (I’m being sarcastic)

Kind of sums up today's media

muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda

Actually the Haruno clan was almost wiped out by their own king which is why Sakura doesn’t have a clan Jutsu because one of her parents is likely not Haruno. Her clans jutsu is incredibly powerful and allows them to transform into a spirit animal of sorts

🗣Rest in peace

I got a Trojan Condom ad. I'm dying of laughter atm

i want to like the comment but then again I want to let it stay at 51 to give my support to the weebs who die in battle

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I'm pretty sure we all thought Haku was a girl before revealing to be a guy.

@@DedricSilva the same goes for me

as a child i thought haku was a girl and i beat my meat to him...... no homo

Yeah but there are some Asian boys who look like girls like Haku for Example like his secret Jutsu Crystal Ice Mirrors dude that Jutsu is awesome as hell 10/10

"Naruto takes multiple L’s in the academy"

Why did u capitalize uselessness? That thing aint imporang

Eyyy

This is soooo meaaannnn

@@bryanrodriguez7583 It's a title.

Nope

Kurapika wants a word with you.

Goku marrying chi chi was one of the first anime traps

Riiiiiiiiiiightt

DieGorn1000 ahhhhh I thought boruto was a girl at first

Matsukis

@@canbsin5984 TheTicklingBalls

Nailed it

nah dude the quote should be "just calm down"

Nope, its "Sasuke, Come back, you bastard.

Naruto-sasuke I'm your friend

More like naruto:" i will be hokagey"

She saved naruto and sasuke a life more then once. And she has surpassed tsunade

@@imjollypup but is that enough to not call her useless even after getting the most screentime from all except for the protagonist obviously.

It’s funny cause it was a filler episode

She saved kankuro. He helped during the war so you know she helped by proxy lmao.

@@sunjinwooisthebestprotagon3537 it's as dumb as saying: Look at yamcha let's give him hate because he's weak and loses his character development due to bad plot. He also cheats on Bulma but you know, gets zero hate.

*Knocks*

Sasuke:Aw shit here we go again

Underrated

swr😂😂😂😂

Sasuke: revenge brother. avenge brother Destroy village. save village Try to kill sakura. Marry sakura.

@@superways6209 Huh wow that’s good 3 choices of bad and turns into good

lol

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This man deserves 10k likes bruh

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Gacha Gamer101 im disappointed too

Gacha Gamer101 lmao

*When you think a videos a joke but it's actually legit*

and that too in a sexual voice

Naaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttooooooooooooooooo ssssssdsssdaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuusssssssssskkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeee

Bruh this got me goooooddd Not only that but because it’s 6 generations 😂

Oh shit

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD oh god XDDDDDDDDDDDd

No.

My face broke

Talk no justu OP.

Yung Kaos Speech 💯

Lmao underrated

Oh so it’s the same effect that we get when she is in frame

True true

Fish’s

This is the funniest shit ong

Or naruto abridged

Lol

Nice one

Naruto wasn’t suppose to learn shadow clone jitsu he was supposed to make a clone

@@goheezy6744 no I've read the first manga and he reads the scroll that's where he gets it from

•G a c h a K a y l i e• Dweeb did you even watch naruto?! Sasuke’s clan got massacred when 5

@@greendasie4684 bruh he was talking bout naruto

GreenDASIE yes I did, and I meant in the actual series its based on. Not backstory.

@@greendasie4684 I thought you said sakura

Once I was 12 years old. My best friend left me and I’m stuck with Uselessness. I’m expected to murder. It’s an average 12 year old life. Am I right?

H K_448786 he be making that bread that’s why

shikamaru?

theres something botherin me about naruto and boruto. if naruto is the son of the 4th hokage, then why the literal fuck do they hate him. like no shit hes gonna take his dad's jutsu and shit dont be suprised that dumb shit is his birth right

yeah but kurenai tried using genjutsu against itachi

We must protecc the ramen guy

When you're evil, but you're also polite.

Itachi isnt evil

Itachi aint evil my man

The oldest sibling in your family is Itachi or itachie If you are a girl you just add an e lol

He wasn’t evil u deepest shit

I swear

Lol

Yes she ain’t useless

@@teal_buttercup ok

@Mini Crewmate Bro fr. She's only living because of naruto who saved her PROBABLY OVER 30 OR MORE times. He even compliments her and he treats her so well then when sasuke shows up she wanna acknowledge him and all dis shit while he puts her down. He calls her annoying, ugly, dumb (which she is), and she still likes him.... like literally FOR WHAT.... She probably likes him just because he's handsome and cool in her opinon other than that I don't see the slightest reason to like him.. he's a rouge ninja for one plus his personality towards her is very bad....damn bro her love really grew just because he was cool to her or some shit? She disrespects naruto then she wanna be calling on him when pain attacked the village and shit. Then she still has a nerve to lie to naruto about liking him and she really sat here and tried to kill sasuke because she loved him so much... HOW DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE that you BARELY know anything abt... he does nothing for you he puts you down and even tries to kill you and YOU STILL like him because he's handsome and cool.............. She should die a death with so much pain.

If you die, I die too. Excuse me? No way that a brat like you is going to murder me.

Fr

Literally gonna be killed by Kabuto, Kuruama: I sleep

its korana bit..

@HATORY هتوري, Do you mean, Kurama? His name is Kurama, but he’s also the nine-tailed fox.

True

Lmao skip the fillers

ok enough why would you refuse to read the manga?

@@animephase9165 the naruto manga greater and the boruto manga greatest

@@midnight4333 Naruto manga the best though homie g

@@animephase9165 true

lol narutos speach...

999999999999999st: uselessness

Naruto Uzumaki was the way I got my backstory to my friends amp my dad amp I love the game god bless god he will come to the house with god and he has to the end and I will be there to see him again I love joe and joe I love joe and god bless god I wanna die is god and I wanna is that I wanna was a great night

Pedro The Unknown u mean Shisui

Pedro The Unknown 18*

Malaska :D It’s 20 now!

NyanCatGamer34 it's 19 seconds for computers and 20 for mobiles

Idek Fan Why was it 18 at first tho

No that is only last part of Naruto and first part of Shippuden.

I will use this when I ask a girl out

Nice on

written by kakashi hatake

ItzS sharingans red chidoris blue i know the six paths how bout you

madara six paths good one 🍥🍜

If you think about it. Kakashi never won a fight in Naruto

Thank you, Prisma ^o^

@@sshvdow6894 that's...... Just not nice.... Like.... I won a couple but what do you expect when I go against people who are hax as Fuck

@@AnimeKat8849 You didn't win but I got mad Respect for you after the fight vs Obito, my fav anime fight of all time

oh and if an akatuki takes off their cloak

Worked

It goddamn worked

Emir Diego Montes nah if it took years for him to make him understand

NIGHTMARE CORE Naruto: Hey Sasuke Sasuke: Yea? Naruto: TALK NO JUTSU Sasuke: I lost...IM GOOD NOW! DaMN YOU NaRUTo!

Jean Michel Teub but it still took him years to get him to understand sir

And kurenai tried to put Itachi in Genjutsu.

and sakura thought she caught up to naruto and sasuke

And sakura said she was gonna kill sasuke.

And The Third Hokage used Roof Shurikans instead of literally anything else

and when boruto underestimated his dad

Same😂😂

i watched all part one fillers at least once... kill me.

Bzrkls lol

dang i actually liked those fillers idk why lmao

(some of them)

Fr

If Sasuke fucks Sakura then Sakura fucks herself

If sasuke fucks naruto sakura fucks naruto BIG BRAIN

@@bourne8636 ayo chill

*monkey see monkey do*

alleeeyynnna I’m sorry but Sakura isn’t useless

@@XXpainEXE why are you sorry? And i know that she isnt, i didnt even say that she is, lol xD

Oh ok well then nvm

alleeeyynnna 😂😂😂😂

INFERNO - come to think of it yeah

Sass...keee

suske

Facts,it got really annoying

Sakura whole life in one word: *Sasuke*

Dattebayo!!

Facts

As well as a bunch of other things. He mentioned what he thought was important

@@carlosmspk Rock Lee beating Sasuke was important

According to this dude Sasuke never lost. He’s the protagonist 😂

@@izmatopia4347 right lol i mean Rock Lee Gaara Itachi Naruto (the hospital fight)

actually that was a scene in shippuden when naruto was talking to sasuke in his mind?( i dont really get it) and he thinks how they could be opposite people and naruto thinks of himself using chidori

NitroBladeZXL oh fr?

@Ignatius David Partogi ok

Ignatius David Partogi Which one

Wait he is

Dino Guy i

Yeah but he doesn't always do these videos

He deserves millions

Biggest trap in the century

Thought he said splain that red shit at first

Lmao

What’s an erection

It's when a male gets rock hard

And he uses it on Madara too

7:21 he does it

Sixth x Hokage Kakashi Enjoying your porn manga?

Nightly Inferno hell yeah 😂😤

>reads porn in public >doesn't get a boner YOU ARE NOT HUMAN

YEYE ITS BACK

Za Warudo I don't get a boner when I watch porn

Naruto: Losing Sasuke Naruto Shippuden: Finding Sasuke

1. Finding Nemo 2. Finding Dory 3........ Finding Sasuke

@@Penguinboy74 finding da HOKAGE wae

Real shit

yep

I, the hair, have been touched by the sinful hands of uselessness, therefore giving me the curse to never grow again. LOGIC

I guess after sasuki treated her as shit she decided to become a lesbian but enoo just wasn't into her that way

Why couldn't she stab the guy in the leg she's so fucking stupid

pro gamer move you’re the one who’s fucking stupid. Rewatch the scene, I’m so tired of explaining to dumbasses like you over and over again. Pay attention, it’s that simple

She can’t even grow hair correctly smh

I did it in 18 days.

@@Phantomidk-dm1vg I just rewatched it and finished it in 7 days/week

Lmao

He wasn’t he was using a fighting style that’s called the drunken fighter or something like that

@@thatloserderek536 lol you must not have watched the episode. Guy accidentally gave him a bottle of sake instead of his medicine when he left for the mission. He was drank it mid fight. He was actually drunk but the scene was inspired by Jackie chan's drunken master movie......where he fights better while drunk.

Reese Jackson oh yeah sorry I forgot

@@reesejackson5935 bruh Guy didn't give Lee the sake, it was big tits Tsunade. Guy was just explaining what happens when Lee takes sake because of his experience with Lee taking sake. Tsunade accidentally left it there and Lee thought it was medicine. Then Lee was doing sum dumb shit and gaara came in and rocked Kimmimaru's world

And then get thrown out the window in the second part

Except Uselessness

except tenten

Miraculous Critique kinda true

I am your 100th like, congratulations

He hasn't learnt the bees and birds.

There is 69 likes on this post. Ironic?

I guess that’s why his name is susgay😂😂

Yep. Somehow

Lololol

Epic Gamer My answer: to save kankuro in shippuden Somemogaming: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

I agree Epic Game

she had the best written test scores in the academy

@@lotuscoma4127 *cough *cough minato and itachi *cough*

i mean in their class

And that’s a fact

Also Hashirama cells, Lots of 'em.

B E C A U S E. H A S H I R A M A. C E L L S

Rin commits redaction of hersef causing Obito to misunderstand and almost end ZA WARDO!

@@Peak_Antelope bruh just realized all this his kakashi's fault

Owen Imuze even genius like orochimaru try to use genjutsu on itachi so whts the problem here you saying kurenai is stupid or something

Yes u boths are right dont get me wrong

Genjutsu was kurenai specialty just put yourself in her position wht would you do? Of course you attack with your most powerful attack but too bad its no sharingan

@Ice Bear at least no harm is done to her orochimaru on the other hand got his arm cut off by itachi so does tht mean kurenai is stronger than orochimaru i think not

Owen Imuze that’s the equivalent of bringing a knife to a gun fight