Nathan Evanss (nthnevnss) The Scotsman Parts 1, 2 and 3 in full 

Thanks for adding this

Oh that’s awesome! 😆

That’s pure quality patter 😂😂😂

Oh my God thats even better

I came here to comment that I'd never heard the last part. I only knew "I see you've won 1st prize" as the punchline and now you have to go and make it even better, cheers mate!

first time I've heard that first time I've heard it by a scott

@@jarrythskeen8336 my first time hearing this song was from an American.

Why all the surprise to hear ‘a Scotsman’ perform this? Maybe because it is written by local (NC) artist Mike Cross... “Although most Scotsmen would approve of the sentiment, "The Scotsman Song" was actually written by an American, Mike Cross. The original recording, with instrumental accompaniment, runs to 2 minutes 41 seconds. The unquestionably superior capella - recorded before an approving audience - is by fellow American Bryan Bowers - and runs to around 2 minutes 26 seconds. It is also known as "The Drunken Scotsman", "The Drunken Scotsman Song", etc.”

PS all the banging and clapping is quite annoying...

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Same! I wonder why we tend to laugh at those moments

@@lowheadvarney158 because they make us feel good? 😁

The “sassy moments”. The whole song was sass.

I bet the bloopers are hilarious from this

What is just how are you like it

That's awesome. It's amazing how certain memories just stick with us. But perhaps in this case not so strange as that would certainly be a memorable event.

I would like your comment lass but its at 420 I mustn't destroy ye perfect balance

that actually happened to me it was very funny lol

@@GeneralTon1 wait what? Did someone? No.... just no.... I’m dead XD

@@swedishbloke i know this was back in when i was in England

Fantastic, you are a hero for bringing us so much fun 😊

There's 2 more verses, he heads home to his wife

And the Welsh love old folk country/ sea shanty songs like this and the wellerman.

It would be one hell of a shame. So much history together.

@@andym9571 I agree. And man, what a long history they had together. Both good, and bad moments. But still, what a long history.

❤️The Scottish accent❤️

As a Scot, I also really hope we don't split either. Took so much history for us to come together, I'd be sad to see it go.

Well, does he wear anything under his kilt?

@@memedealer4208 I shall have a grab next time he wears one, promise^^

@@lavather ist das nicht sowieso geplant, wenn du ihn "datest"? ^^

@@hannibalhess833 sicher, nur hatte er ja bisher keinen kilt an, unter den man hätte grabschen können 😝

@@lavather ich höre da ein "challenge accepted". :) Allerdings weiß ich nicht, wie moderne Schotten zu derart traditioneller Kleidung stehen. Es gibt da ja durchaus Konfliktpotential. Anyway, wie lange dauert es eigentlich, bis man schottisches Englisch ohne Hilfe versteht?

Had a trip up Scotland to visit this charming young lady... little did I know wearing a kilt during Edinburgh's New Year Festival would be such an event

Did any of them discover the secret of what a Scotsman keeps under his kilt ?😁

@@Chipchase780 last time i wore my kilt out i had double-digit numbers of people lifting it, many of them before i even knew they were doing it lol it doesnt worry me too much, i know what to expect if i dress like that, but other people might consider it pretty fucked up said middle-aged drunk women tried to shove this plastic thing up my ass when i was sat on a stool in a pub haha

I have had several experiences just like this, mostly in public places, sometimes if full views of friends, family, and when i was younger even classmates on a school trip as a minor. This is a type of sexual abuse that really screwed me up when i was young, and seems no one takes seriously, and culture says we should enjoy it. It is just what guys should expect if we wear a kilt. This is an underseen issue.

@@manfrombritain6816 Very interesting to hear. I can take it these days, but when i was younger, (say 16) this behavior form drunk 50 year old women really screwed me up, i have experienced the same crap. I looked 22 when i was 16 so that did not help. People lifting the kilt up or putting their hands under it, today i can take it and expect it, but when i was that young i was too innocent and did not expect it.

Exactly what we need in this pandemic

I think you'll need to join the queue! ;-)

His wife might object...

I'm not gay, but he'd be my first choice if I was. Well, after Travis Fimmel.

@@ryanmcdonough7759 I'm not straight, but if I was...

Hmm he will be better with his dogs and cats

Maybe Whiskey in the jar?

oddly enough, "I've been working othe railroad" has "Fee, fie, fiddly-i-o-o-o-o" in it toward the end. Maybe that's where?

@@ravencolours I definitely see the similarity now that you say it. It’s possible that’s all I’m hearing, but I really feel like I’ve heard something a lot closer to the tune here - and the memory definitely folk-song/sea-shanty vibes. I’ve listened to a lot of both over the years - especially mid-1800s American music (and with informal music like this it’s totally possible some sub-melody has gotten borrowed around with neither even being the original) - but I just can’t place it.

scottish folk songs maybe

I thought of "What does the Fox say" XD

Same

Same I’m on the hunt

Same here!!

Inr

It's the rich full tone of his voice combined with the gorgeous authentic accent

was it an Australian joke centered around Dad 'n' Dave, and Dave's girlfriend Mavis? did it involve a circus, an Elephant performance, and a sideshow hustler selling coconuts as 'elephant eggs' which needed to be incubated? If so, I tip my hat to another man of culture.

@@memyselfandi432 i don't know It, can u write the complete joke?

@@andreabonacossa8709 Sure. There are these two Australian farmers who live way out the back of beyond. We'll call them Dad and Dave. Dad and Dave are very isolated, and have none of the modern comforts such as flushing toilets, running water, telephone, or the internet. They're effectively living in the dark ages. Also, being Aussies from the arse end of nowhere, they aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. Anyway, one day the circus is visiting the nearest rural town, about a six hour drive away. Dad and Dave decide to go and see the circus, since it's the first bit of excitement they've had in living memory. While at the circus, they watch a display of elephants doing all sorts of tricks. "Christ on cracker," exclaims Dad, "Imagine what those elephants could do for the farm!" So, Dad and Dave go looking for a way to obtain an elephant. It takes a bit of searching, but they eventually find a sideshow hustler of dubious morality. After explaining their need, they watch in awe as the hustler procures what he calls an 'elephant egg', a hard round object covered coarse, dark, matted fur. When it's shaken, the liquid inside it sloshes about. We would call it a coconut, but we're smarter and better educated than both these two Aussie battlers. The con man then explains that the 'elephant egg' needs to be incubated for three weeks. When Dad and Dave get home, Dad immediately tells Dave to jump into bed and start incubating the egg. Australia being the oppressively hot country it is, Dave does so in the nude. ("Clothes and bed sheets are way too many layers. Best to only have the sheets so you don't cook the egg" the con man had instructed.) After a few days, Dave's girlfriend comes over to visit. Mavis is a stunning girl (by the standards of the locals), and a hard worker to boot. She'll make great wife for Dave one day, or so everyone says. One of her pet peeves is laziness. "Oi Dave, stop being a lazy bastard and get up!" She says, pointing out the window, indicating the work that still needs doing out in the fields. "I can't, Mavis, I'm incubating an elephant egg." Dave replies, continuing, "do you want a feel?" Mavis obliges, putting her hand under the sheets and wrapping her hand around Dave's member. She quickly retracts her hand, pulling a face of abject disgust as she says, "that's gruesome!" "Put your hand back," Dave replies, "it just grew some more!"

@@memyselfandi432 story could have been shorter with the same punchline 😂

come here in the weekands tons of scots singing lol

Probably cause it gets way more perverted in the next verse

@@malmasterson3890 Undoubtedly!

@@RamblinPhoenix check these comments, I had the same but I just found an even better ending ;)

Yeah I've never heard that last part either

Yea the ending is hilarious

Oh, you never will. This is an earworm you won't actually mind. Welcome to the club.

Oop hahahaha the cloud was an accident